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27 Wednesday Mar 2024
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27 Wednesday Mar 2024
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13 Wednesday Mar 2024
Posted in Josh Hawley, meta, social media, US Senate
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Fascist pig, insurrectionist, Josh Hawley, meta, right wingnut, seditionist, social media, U.S. Senate, Virginia
Today:
Senator Josh Hawley
[March 13, 2024]
What should you do if you have TikTok on your phone?
“. . . Take it off your phone right now and then crush your phone in a blender, I mean, run over it maybe with your truck.
“[TikTok] is a backdoor for the Chinese Communist Party into everything you’re doing.”
[….]
What kind of truck?
Some of the responses:
Very few are going to take adivice from Hawley as he as shown us time and time and time again that he can not be trusted to have our country’s best interest at heart and certainly not the best interests of we citizens of Missouri at heart.
Really…”Democrat leaders love the CCP”…??? Trump changed his mind about TikToc when one of wealthy sugar-daddies told him he’d lose money if they banned TikTok. Talk about being bought by communist!!!!
This move is so the government can shutdown any and all platforms to keep us from communicating with each other when there is an up rising. It’s all about control which our government has to much of.
I thought that you were an advocate of free speech, or at least free speech for everyone but those who disagree with you. This is outright authoritarian censorship worthy of China itself, which has banned American social media such as Google, YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, Netflix, and X
But his bill is so vague that it will give the feds unlimited power to determine who and what we can listen to. NO NO NO.
Thank you for standing against Trump, trying to protect us all from TikTok data manipulations from China. Please quit generally supporting Trump.
It’s hilarious that this is posted on Facebook which is notorious for spying on every user!
Sure, let’s take a $1000 phone and run it over.
Populism!
‘Need any Top secret classified documents Boxes moving ? Walt & Butlers Relocations – Anytime , guaranteed
24 Sunday Dec 2023
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2023. That’s it.
We thought we’d provide a retrospective of what we tried to cover this past year.
January
Women’s March – Warrensburg, Missouri – January 22, 2023
February
Lucas Kunce (D) – Kansas City, Missouri – February 9, 2023
We all had a visitor:
Bishop William Barber – Warrensburg, Missouri – February 27, 2023 – Epilogue
March
Protest for Trans Rights – Jefferson City, Missouri – March 29, 2023 – part 3
April
Addressing Bigotry – Warrensburg, Missouri City Council – April 24, 2023 – part 2
May
Addressing Bigotry – Warrensburg, Missouri City Council Meeting – May 8, 2023 – part 5
June
Warrensburg, Missouri Pride Festival – June 3, 2023
Then, they changed their target.
Trails Regional Library – Board of Trustees – Holden, Missouri – June 21, 2023
Town Hall on Homelessness/Unhoused – Warrensburg, Missouri – June 29, 2023
August
Richard Brown (D) in Warrensburg – August 17, 2023
September
Crystal Quade (D) for Governor – Warrensburg, Missouri – September 22, 2023
October
Lucas Kunce (D) – 4th Congressional District Democrats – October 1, 2023
Elad Gross (D) – 4th Congressional District Democrats – October 1, 2023
Richard Brown (D) – 4th Congressional District Democrats – October 1, 2023
December
Dude, you just started a three week vacation
Here’s to 2024. Let’s hope we make it.
21 Thursday Dec 2023
Posted in campaign finance, meta
Oh, wait…wrong dog.
Today at the Missouri Ethics Commission:
211648 12/21/2023 The Wonderdog PAC SNK Real Property Holdings LLC 103 North Olive Meta MO 65058 12/21/2023 $25,000.00
[emphasis added]
Meta. Heh.
Previously:
Campaign Finance: “There’s no need to fear – Underdog is here!” (September 9, 2023)
01 Friday Sep 2023
Posted in meta
Apparently.
As always, we don’t allow ignorant comments out of moderation to be linked with the original post, but we will present some of them in subsequent posts for the purpose of public derision and mockery. As we see fit.
We see fit.
An attempted trolling comment in response to Mark Alford (r) – Town Hall – Warrensburg, Missouri – August 31, 2023:
A news reporter should be unbiased and factual. This story is garbage.
How would you know? Cite your sources.
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Previously:
You spelled “Trump” wrong (August 30, 2023)
Mark Alford (r) – Town Hall – Warrensburg, Missouri – August 31, 2023 (September 1, 2023)
Mark Alford (r) – Town Hall – Warrensburg, Missouri – August 31, 2023 – Remarks (September 1, 2023)
01 Friday Sep 2023
Posted in Congress, Mark Alford, meta, Town Hall
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4th Congressional District, former newsreader, Mark Alford, meta, missouri, no hat, Overton Window, right wingnut, town hall, Warrensburg
Mark Alford (r) held an open public town hall on the campus of the University of Central Missouri in Warrensburg last night. He spoke for about 30 minutes and then took questions for about an hour and a half (maybe more).
In 2022:
Election Results
Official Election Returns
State of Missouri – General Election, November 08, 2022, Tuesday, November 8, 2022
As announced by the Board of State Canvassers on Friday, December 9, 2022U.S. Representative – District 4 (362 of 362 Precincts Reported)
Mark Alford Republican 181,890 71.3%
Jack Truman Democratic 67,069 26.3%
Randy Langkraehr Libertarian 6,117 2.4%
Darrell McClanahan Write-in 1 0.0%
David A. Haave Write-in 1 0.0%
Wyatt Parsons Write-in 1 0.0%
Total Votes 255,079
Mark Alford (r) was elected to Congress in Missouri’s 4th Congressional District against token opposition which didn’t bother to campaign (effectively).
In that environment here’s no incentive for the elected official to temper the fringe orthodoxy of the base that elected them
The audience, about fifteen minutes before the beginning of the open public town hall:
I showed up to the venue with my gear (cameras, audio recorders, tripod, wearing a vest with my media ID clearly visible, wearing an N95 mask) over a half hour before the scheduled start of the town hall. I introduced myself by my name to a staffer and asked if it was okay to locate myself with my camera on a tripod and the rest of my gear on the floor in front and to the left of the stage. It was.
Mark Alford started the town hall by thanking everyone who facilitated and attended the town hall and then introduced the local republican party chair and the local Democratic Party chair, “Mike Besin”, who apparently wasn’t there.
Great staff work, there.
Half the battle really is about showing up. I only recognized one other Democrat in a room with maybe 150 people. By their applause, questions, and called out comments the vast majority of the audience in attendance were individuals who only watch “legitimate news” like Newsmax.
I spent over two hours in a room full of unrepentant anti-vaccine nuts and COVID conspiracy true believers. I was the only individual wearing a mask – an N95.
They believe that Joe Biden is mentally incompetent, and yet, still, somehow the evil mastermind of a vast family crime syndicate. They believe that Donald Trump is a victim and their savior. They believe that the pandemic was a hoax, Ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine are miracle drugs for a disease that is no worse than a cold. And Anthony Fauci is somehow culpable for a deadly pandemic which is not a deadly pandemic. They believe the Federal Reserve, the Department of Education, and the FBI should be abolished. They believe that no one in the military should be required to be vaccinated (you know, follow a legal order in support of readiness) – notwithstanding the vast vaccine record on the folded yellow card that I had to have as a child dependent decades ago. Socialism is evil. Communism is evil. Socialism and Communism are always mentioned in the same breath. Social Security and Medicare need to do a better job of taking care of us. The border is totally open. All those “illegals” get paid $2,200.00 a month and seven million of them are going to vote in the election – that’s why Joe Biden is letting them in. Our military has gone to shit after just two years because of Joe Biden and DEI. It went on and on. They’re all fucking crazy.
My god, they all really believe this shit.
“When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.” – attributed to Sinclair Lewis. I have news for you, it’s already here.
Mark Alford (r) is comfortable with a mic and quite slick in his delivery. Over thirty years as a television newsreader will do that. But those skills can’t hide the underlying fringe orthodoxy at the core. Despite the (very) occasional soothing sounds about bipartisanship and “getting along” he can’t help himself. They guy worked for the Kansas City Fox affiliate for years and he apparently believes they were some sort of bastion of progressive thought.
There is no such thing as a “moderate” republican. None of them come close. If you somehow still believe there are still some who are “moderate” you’re deluding yourself. And I don’t want to know you.
They’re all voting for Trump, and since no one was there to offer even a token challenge to their insanity, they believe everyone else will do the same.
I was stuck inside an insane right wingnut paranoid feedback loop for over two hours. I barely got out.
You all owe me big time.
Previously:
You spelled “Trump” wrong (August 30, 2023)
29 Saturday Jul 2023
Posted in Eric Schmitt, meta
We don’t allow ignorant comments out of moderation to be linked with the original post, but we will present some of them in subsequent posts for the purpose of public derision and mockery. As we see fit.
We see fit.
An attempted trolling comment submitted today in response to Eric (r) voted for something (July 29, 2023):
Why does it matter about all the differences? Thought all wanted equal treatment. When you set yourself aside from a group and cry inequality then you are indeed making yourself different.
What color is the sky in your world?
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21 Friday Jul 2023
Posted in Josh Hawley, meta, Uncategorized, US Senate
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clown, Fascist pig, insurrectionist, Josh Hawley, meta, seditionist, troll, U.S. Senate, Virginia
“…We share our wisdom with those who seek it. It’s a life of quiet dignity…” – Leonard Nimoy’s Head, “Space Pilot 3000”, Futurama (1999)
We don’t allow ignorant comments out of moderation to be linked with the original post, but we will present some of them in subsequent posts for the purpose of public derision and mockery. As we see fit.
We see fit.
An attempted trolling comment submitted today in response to An elitist spork tries to attend a knife fight (July 20, 2023):
I find it interesting that people complain about our representatives and senators in DC looking into Biden’s possible wrong doings for years and his policies and attempts to push big government! But the same people were and are quick to jump on the bandwagon to take Trump down and now out! Are the same people that are blind to what is happening to our country! If the same people don’t wake up, we will be just like China and all these other socialist countries now and former! I applaud Hawley for his efforts, even though I don’t agree with everything he says or does!

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check. Arraignment. Check.
Socialism!
Excessive use of exclamation marks!
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Previously:
It’ll be Smithmas Eve in Miami on Monday (June 8, 2023)
Cult member says cult things about cult leader (June 9, 2023)
Orange is the new orange* (June 9, 2023)
The usual suspects (June 9, 2023)
Interior Decoration in the Post-Presidential Grifter Federal Indictment Classified Materials Style (June 10, 2023)
Performative and Self-righteous (June 11, 2023)
Signage (June 11, 2023)
It’s Smithmas Eve (June 12, 2023)
Just another slow news day, eh? (June 13, 2023)
10 Monday Jul 2023
Posted in Eric Schmitt, meta, US Senate
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Eric Schmitt, Fascist pig, meta, right wingnut, troll, trolling
We don’t allow ignorant comments out of moderation to be linked with the original post, but we will present some of them in subsequent posts for the purpose of public derision and mockery. As we see fit.
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An attempted trolling comment submitted today in response to Has anyone seen Eric Schmitt (r)? (July 8, 2023):
There’s literally no story here. One quote and some hand selected responses to it? What happened to real reporting/writing/journalism?
You could follow the original link.
You wouldn’t know real reporting/writing/journalism if it bit you in the ass.
Here’s the thing – there’s nothing stopping you from starting up your own site and demonstrating your superior grasp of the principles of real reporting/writing/journalism, is there? But you won’t.
Or, alternately, you could get a cushy gig writing op-eds for some national media chain. Heh.
We rest our case.
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09 Sunday Jul 2023
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Apparently, there are still fans.
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An attempted trolling comment submitted today in response to Has anyone seen Eric Schmitt (r)? (July 8, 2023).
I live in Missouri as I have my entire life. The only representative that did anything for the people was Eric Robert Greitens! He truly did care and fought for us! Guess that’s why they made sure to get rid of him. He should be in office now atleast then Missouri citizens would have a voice! Neither Eric Schmitt nor Holly Ryder truly speak for Missouri Citizens unless it’s done to put on a face for an election! Makes you wonder if acting school is a requirement now to be a politician?
Seriously?
This is so 2018. The Eric Greitens (r) part that is. It’s been over five years.
Do you mean Holly Rehder (r), the state senator?
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Previously:
Oh, my. (January 11, 2018)
Oh, my – part 2 (January 11, 2018)
Oh, my – part 3 (January 11, 2018)
אַ שאַנדע פֿאַר די גוים and *IOKIYAR (January 11, 2018)
Oh, my – part 4 (January 11, 2018)
Oh, my – part 5 (January 11, 2018)
Oh, my – part 6 (January 12, 2018)
Sen. Denny Hoskins (r): not exactly a ringing endorsement (January 12, 2018)
Gov. Eric Greitens (r): piping (January 16, 2018)
Oh, my – part 7 (January 16, 2018)
Waiting… (January 19, 2018)
Oh, my – part 8 (January 29, 2018)
The unanswered question (February 8, 2018)
RSMo § 565.252 (February 22, 2018)
Well, you were the one who used a blindfold and tape. (February 22, 2018)
Well, he was the one who used a blindfold and tape. (February 23, 2018)
A few words of advice (February 26, 2018)
Eric Greitens (r) and the House – pass the popcorn (March 6, 2018)
Oh, my – part 9 (March 6, 2018)
“That’s not how you spell bare.” (March 7, 2018)
It’s their world, the rest of us only get to live in it (April 8, 2018)
The popcorn is ready (April 10, 2018)
The Report (April 11, 2018)
Call it what it is (April 11, 2018)
Go away, asshole. (April 12, 2018)
Sen. Denny Hoskins (r-21): impeach Greitens (April 13, 2018)
Getting ironical about Greitens (April 13, 2018)
Standing ovation (April 14, 2018)
Quid pro quo (April 16, 2018)
It’s a fine mess he’s gotten himself into… (April 17, 2018)
Really, just go away… (April 17, 2018)
HR 6783: Impeachment (April 18, 2018)
Unhinged (April 19, 2018)
Really unhinged (April 19, 2019)
Seriously, just go away already… (April 20, 2018)
He doth protest too much, methinks… (April 20, 2018)
No, Chuck Raasch, nobody’s giving Eric Greitens’ scandals short shrift (April 22, 2018)
Does somebody want to tell them? (April 25, 2018)
Our life on the “D List” (April 30, 2018)
The Report – supplement (May 1, 2018)
HR 7432: Impeachment (May 1, 2018)
The second report (May 2, 2018)
Rep. Gina Mitten (D): shining a light in the dark money campaign finance neighborhood (May 2, 2018)
The process begins (May 4, 2018)
Campaign Finance: in the news (May 6, 2018)
Oxford coma (May 7, 2018)
A definition (May 13, 2018)
Felony invasion of privacy case against Eric Greitens (r) dropped (May 14, 2018)
“So far, so good…” (May 14, 2018)
Jean Peters Baker appointed as special prosecutor in Greitens (r) case (May 21, 2018)
Missouri House Special Investigative Committee on Oversight – transcript of witness deposition – cross examination (May 23, 2018)
Missouri House Special Investigative Committee on Oversight – transcript of witness deposition – on Koster and Greitens (May 22, 2018)
HR 2: Special Investigative Committee on Oversight – the process for impeachment (May 22, 2018)
Missouri House Special Investigative Committee on Oversight – Scott Faughn (May 23, 2018)
Missouri House Special Investigative Committee on Oversight – not going to allow “cherry picking” (May 25, 2018)
Missouri House Special Investigative Committee on Oversight – Michael Hafner (May 29, 2018)
Eric Greitens (r) resigns as Governor of Missouri (May 29, 2018)
State Auditor Nicole Galloway (D) on the resignation of Eric Greitens (r) as Governor of Missouri (May 29, 2018)
Senator Jill Schupp (D) on the resignation of Eric Greitens (r) as Governor of Missouri (May 29, 2018)
Statement by Jackson County Prosecutor Jean Peters Baker on the resignation of Eric Greitens (r) as Governor of Missouri (May 29, 2018)
Representative Stacey Newman (D) on the resignation of Eric Greitens (r) as Governor of Missouri (May 29, 2018)
State Auditor Nicole Galloway (D): about those legal bills for Eric Greitens (r) submitted to the state… (June 9, 2018)
Eric Greitens (r) – quarterly campaign finance report – July 2018 (July 16, 2018)
Final Report of the Special Investigative Committee on Oversight in the matter of Governor Eric R. Greitens (January 2, 2019)
Eric Greitens (r): Were they stored in the basement? (March 31, 2020)
Eric Greitens (r): there’s always 2024 (June 10, 2020)
Eric Greitens (r) is having another one of those days (March 21, 2022)