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Donald Trump (r) was arraigned today in United States District Court in the Southern District of Florida (23-80101-CR) for criminal violations of 18 U.S.C. § 793(e), 18 U.S.C. § 1512(k), 18 U.S.C. § 1512(b)(2)(A), 18 U.S.C. § 1512(c)(1), 18 U.S.C. § 1519, 18 U.S.C. § 1001(a)(1), 18 U.S.C. § 1001(a)(2), and 18 U.S.C. § 2.

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check. Arraignment. Check.

Maybe a perp walk?

You think he’ll send out a fundraising email to cover bail? Just asking.

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Cult member says cult things about cult leader (June 9, 2023)

Orange is the new orange* (June 9, 2023)

The usual suspects (June 9, 2023)

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Performative and Self-righteous (June 11, 2023)

Signage (June 11, 2023)

It’s Smithmas Eve (June 12, 2023)