Today:

Senator Eric Schmitt
[October 1, 2026]

Fraudsters are bleeding American taxpayers dry.
President Trump and VP JD Vance are going after the criminals who got rich ripping you off.
You earned that money. They stole it.
[…]

Like a family of grifters ripping off rubes for billions in the last two years? Just asking.

Some of the responses:

It true! Some people are even making feral shit up in Senate hearings, and destroying their entire political future.

You are a #Dipschmitt.

Like the Atlanta Hawks?

So Trump and JD are going after each other??? I’m picturing a Spy vs Spy kind of scenario

Is someone a fraud if they falsely accuse someone of doing something they didn’t do?

Is it the Hawks or Hawkeyes that are bleeding us dry?

Can you help me settle a bet with a friend? They say your middle name Dip, and I think it’s The. Which is it?

it’s Dumb, with a “B”.

You mean like the Reflecting Pool?

The Lake of Warm Ooze.

So you’re saying they have Hawkeyes, not to be confused with just Hawks.

Where was this filmed, Atlanta or Iowa?

I didn’t think you’d have the balls to come out in public for at least a week

I’d start with the office of the President. That’s in Washington D.C by the way. (It’s next to Maryland, where I hear the Seahawks have played).

Attempted pivot.

Desperately trying to save his reputation, as if he had a good one to begin with

multiple pivots and he’s getting ROASTED each time he posts another one.

Rick Scott on the list?

Florida!

Yeah! I was gonna use that money to go see the Atlanta Hawks! Or, wait…was it the Iowa Hawkeyes?

I came for the comments…..

here for memes…I hope to find some … Thoughts and prayers for my meme journey please 🙏🏼

He was in Chicago to watch the Blackhawks. Or was it Kansas to see the Jayhawks? Or was it Seattle to see the Seahawks?

The irony here is hilarious. 😂

Satire?

Sadly, no.

Let’s ask the Hawkeyes

Are you going to see the Cardinals play at the Vatican?

Arizona or St. Louis? Not that Eric knows the difference.

Yea? Who paid for that big poster about a Hawkeyes game in Maryland?

Put it on a poster so we can all see the “facts”

Did you learn this at the Hawkeyes game?

In Australia we call it tap dancing.

The call is coming from inside the house…

Coming clean are we ? 🙄

Do you have receipts on this claim?

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue…..

Gotta try to save face any way you can, right? Lol

🤫
i’m turning down the volume,
popcorn 🍿 in hand, here to read
the comments 🤡
🤣

Start at 1600 Pennsylvania ave.

Did you get the inside scoop from your colleague Rick Scott on that?

Florida!

Wondering: are those Hawks in the room with you now?

So Trump and Vance at the top of the list. This will be interesting.

Ah so this is a satire page

Are you going to make a poster about it.

Love it when Senators call themselves out like this. Heartwarming.

Dirtbag!!!!

Are we getting the tariff money back?

Sadly, no.

I’m so confused now about the basketball teams. Which is what and who’s on first?

Gaslighting at its peak

OMG! Too many hilarious comments! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Going to a basketball game anytime soon?

Question for you, how many pardons have been issued during Trump’s second term have been for individuals convicted of fraud? I’m just curious if we’re talking all fraud or just certain types of fraud.

Are the Buckeyes playing the Hawkeyes in Columbus Georgia this weekend?

Took a hawk eye to find that out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s crazy how some people need no proof to believe a lie, but demand endless proof to accept the truth.

You should know.

Desperate attempt at damage control . . . but it’s not working.

Quick…change the subject…lol

Schmitt is watching them like a Hawk! 🤣😂😆

Previously:

Eric Schmitt (r) gets pantsed by Eric Schmitt (r) on national television (September 29, 2026)

On becoming a meme for epic stupidity (September 29, 2026)

#HawkeyeSchmitt (September 29, 2026)

Aaaaaiiiirrrrr balllll!!! (September 30, 2026)