Joined at the hip
02 Friday Oct 2026
Posted in Mark Alford, social media
02 Friday Oct 2026
Posted in Mark Alford, social media
01 Thursday Oct 2026
Posted in Eric Schmitt, social media, US Senate
Tags
#HawkeyeSchmitt, dumbass, Eric Schmitt, Fascist pig, Jack Smith, missouri, social media, sycophant, Trump sycophant
Today:
Senator Eric Schmitt
[October 1, 2026]Fraudsters are bleeding American taxpayers dry.
President Trump and VP JD Vance are going after the criminals who got rich ripping you off.
You earned that money. They stole it.
[…]
Like a family of grifters ripping off rubes for billions in the last two years? Just asking.
Some of the responses:
It true! Some people are even making feral shit up in Senate hearings, and destroying their entire political future.
You are a #Dipschmitt.
Like the Atlanta Hawks?
So Trump and JD are going after each other??? I’m picturing a Spy vs Spy kind of scenario
Is someone a fraud if they falsely accuse someone of doing something they didn’t do?
Is it the Hawks or Hawkeyes that are bleeding us dry?
Can you help me settle a bet with a friend? They say your middle name Dip, and I think it’s The. Which is it?
it’s Dumb, with a “B”.
You mean like the Reflecting Pool?
The Lake of Warm Ooze.
So you’re saying they have Hawkeyes, not to be confused with just Hawks.
Where was this filmed, Atlanta or Iowa?
I didn’t think you’d have the balls to come out in public for at least a week
I’d start with the office of the President. That’s in Washington D.C by the way. (It’s next to Maryland, where I hear the Seahawks have played).
Attempted pivot.
Desperately trying to save his reputation, as if he had a good one to begin with
multiple pivots and he’s getting ROASTED each time he posts another one.
Rick Scott on the list?
Florida!
Yeah! I was gonna use that money to go see the Atlanta Hawks! Or, wait…was it the Iowa Hawkeyes?
I came for the comments…..
here for memes…I hope to find some … Thoughts and prayers for my meme journey please 🙏🏼
He was in Chicago to watch the Blackhawks. Or was it Kansas to see the Jayhawks? Or was it Seattle to see the Seahawks?
The irony here is hilarious. 😂
Satire?
Sadly, no.
Let’s ask the Hawkeyes
Are you going to see the Cardinals play at the Vatican?

Cardinal. Cardinalis cardinalis.
Canon 5D III, 2.8 70-200 mm, 2x III.
F 5.6, 1/1600, ISO 1250, 360 mm.
Arizona or St. Louis? Not that Eric knows the difference.
Yea? Who paid for that big poster about a Hawkeyes game in Maryland?
Put it on a poster so we can all see the “facts”
Did you learn this at the Hawkeyes game?
In Australia we call it tap dancing.
The call is coming from inside the house…
Coming clean are we ? 🙄
Do you have receipts on this claim?
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue…..
Gotta try to save face any way you can, right? Lol
🤫
i’m turning down the volume,
popcorn 🍿 in hand, here to read
the comments 🤡
🤣
Start at 1600 Pennsylvania ave.
Did you get the inside scoop from your colleague Rick Scott on that?
Florida!
Wondering: are those Hawks in the room with you now?
So Trump and Vance at the top of the list. This will be interesting.
Ah so this is a satire page
Are you going to make a poster about it.
Love it when Senators call themselves out like this. Heartwarming.
Dirtbag!!!!
Are we getting the tariff money back?
Sadly, no.
I’m so confused now about the basketball teams. Which is what and who’s on first?
Gaslighting at its peak
OMG! Too many hilarious comments! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Going to a basketball game anytime soon?
Question for you, how many pardons have been issued during Trump’s second term have been for individuals convicted of fraud? I’m just curious if we’re talking all fraud or just certain types of fraud.
Are the Buckeyes playing the Hawkeyes in Columbus Georgia this weekend?
Took a hawk eye to find that out 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s crazy how some people need no proof to believe a lie, but demand endless proof to accept the truth.
You should know.
Desperate attempt at damage control . . . but it’s not working.
Quick…change the subject…lol
Schmitt is watching them like a Hawk! 🤣😂😆
Previously:
Eric Schmitt (r) gets pantsed by Eric Schmitt (r) on national television (September 29, 2026)
On becoming a meme for epic stupidity (September 29, 2026)
#HawkeyeSchmitt (September 29, 2026)
Aaaaaiiiirrrrr balllll!!! (September 30, 2026)
30 Wednesday Sep 2026
Posted in Eric Schmitt, social media, US Senate
Tags
#HawkeyeSchmitt, clown, dumbass, Eric Schmitt, Fascist pig, Hawkeyes, Hawks, Jack Smith, Judiciary Committee, just here for the ratio, laughing, missouri, right wingnut, social media, U.S. Senate
Oh my.
Yesterday:
Eric Schmitt
[September 29, 2026]🚨Big news and a home state win—the Navy F/A XX will be built by Missourians
St. Louis is Fighterland, USA
I worked with President Trump to bring home the F-47 and fought hard to bring the F/A-XX to St. Louis as well
This is a WIN for Missouri and for our national security.
Uh, something else happen yesterday? Just asking.
There is much hilarity and piling on in the responses to Eric Schmitt (r):
Ah yes, St. Louis, home of the Arizona Cardinals
Great comments folks. This guy made a fool out of himself.
Are you sure it isn’t the Atlanta Hawks???
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That yo-yo spent hundreds of dollars just to make the idiotic sign.
I’m sure he spent taxpayer money on that.
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A few years ago St. Louis had a Hawks and my beloved Hazelwood High School is home of Hawks in North County.
Are you sure? There are poster boards to help you recall.
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maybe the Hawkeyes!
maybe the Golden State Warriors.
Eric Sh*tmitt ever hear of Women’s Basketball??
In my life my 65 years on this planet I have never seen a US congressman or senator make such a jackass of themselves as this idiot did today on national TV what a dumbass.
He said St. Louis, but we can’t be sure it’s not Louisville. Maybe a poster board will help?
especially one Senator Foghorn Leghorn Kennedy is holding up lol
It’s the poster board, it took me out.
‘St. Louis, which my staff has assured me is not Atlanta…’
Marked safe from not confusing the Hawks with the Hawkeyes.
Bro didn’t just miss the shot, he got called for traveling across state line
We see what you did there.
Hawks versus Hawkeyes. Run Eric run.
And here I thought he was obsessed with college sports.
Are sure it’s St. Louis, and not Phoenix, or Louisville? It’s hard to keep these teams and towns straight.
right there in River City.
Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble…
They gonna call it the Hawkeye?
Atlanta Hawks or War Hawks?
Fighterland USA…do they have a mascot? Hope its not a Hawk….
[….]
‘St. Louis is home to the Navy F/A XX, the coyotes, the lakers, the Packers, and Atlanta. Yes, the whole thing and no, you can’t check that.’
For your future reference, Navy are the ‘Midshipmen’
Are we sure that we’re not in Atlanta, Senator?
You mean the Hawks?
My work here has already been done by others…..🤣🤣🤣
Just to clarify, you’re talking about St Louis MO and not St Louis Park MN, right? Making sure you don’t have another snafu moment 😉.
3
Heh.
Another distinction Senator Klobuchar could school him on, for sure.
That’d be two zingers in one day for AK.
The jokes write themselves.
You sure it isn’t going to Iowa, Eric?! 😂
Maybe Atlanta, Minnesota?
Not sure where Fighterland is. Maybe the Hawks play there.
Lets rename the jets the Fighter Hawks.
Wow… so, that’s kind of a slam dunk? Way to bring that three pointer home! Maybe it will distract from your technical foul earlier today. Sorry, these jokes are a bit of a lay up.
Jack Smith much?
Are we sure it’s not the Hawkeyes?
That’s not the big Eric Schmitt news for today, is it?
Can it carry Toma-Hawkeye missiles?
Are you sure it’s for Missouri? It’s not for Atlanta and its NBA team? 🙄
You are talking about St Louis, MO, right? Not St Louis, LA? or California. Or Michigan or Oregon or Virginia. I know it can get confusing where certain things are, geographically….
You sure it’s not Atlanta?
Is that the one nicknamed Hawkeye?
Hey, Eric, did you ever figure out the difference between the Iowa Hawkeyes Women’s basketball team, and the Atlanta Hawks yet?
You sure you got the right state this time?
You know that St. Louis isn’t in Texas, right?
You sure it wasn’t a Grumman E-2 Hawkeye? 🤡
Slipped that one in under the radar. Nicely done.
Is it codenamed “Hawk?”
Don’t you mean Iowa?
Boeing, whatever you do, don’t give the plane the nickname “hawk” or “hawkeye” or this guy will get really confused!
Is this the right state Eric? 😂
Do you know St. Louis isn’t in Georgia?👀😆
This ratio is giving me life. Best to hang it up for the day ‘lil buddy.
The look on your staff’s faces when they suddenly realized their future tenure as VP aides wasn’t happening was pretty funny!
it was hysterical- like “ oh no, I’m never gonna get to be on the Eric Schmitt cabinet” because the world is laughing at him
…but what about that Maryland-Iowa game? Good one, eh?
Who here among us has not confused the Atlanta Hawks with the Iowa Hawkeyes?
It’ll fly like a Hawk! Or maybe a Hawkeye…
You sure it’s the Navy? For real for real…you sure?
‘YMCA!….’
Not the F-117 Nighthawk?
Hawks, Hawkeyes. Same thing only different
The F/A XX shall be nicknamed the Hawk
How ’bout them Hawks?
Are you sure it isn’t Army tanks by Iowans?
Are you sure it’s not being built in Iowa?
Are you trying to change the subject? I thought we were talking about the Hawkeyes😂😂
Are you sure about this? Do you have a poster board?
so its not gonna fly?
You sure it wasn’t an Old Navy?
Quick, change the subject!
schmitt brought the receipts today. Unfortunately it was a Target receipt he brought to Walmart
Dayam.
You sure it’s St. Louis? Could be Louisville Ky.
Naming competition for the F/A XX will be between the Hawk and the Hawkeyes
Are you sure you’re a St Louis Cardinals fan? Are you sure you’re not a fan of the Springfield Cardinals, the Ball State Cardinals, or the Louisville Cardinals?
Are you sure it is being built for the Navy not the Air Force? Better double check yiur notes…
Will it be built in Atlanta, College Park, or Iowa City? Do you know the difference?
Is that the one the Ambassador to China promised them? 😬
Fought hard. Who were you fighting?
Bet you felt the need to post this after your day today.
You sure they are building here? Or is it Iowa?
I want to say something funny using “Dirtbag”, but I can’t stop laughing.
Are you sure it is the Navy? or Army? is it planes or trains?
Instead of hawk for supper he’ll be eating crow.
Eric, which state sits directly north of Missouri?
A. Georgia
B. Maryland
C. Iowa
D. I’ll lie to get a ‘gotcha” viral moment during a Senate hearing
Apologize yet?
Do you need a poster????
Loved your act today, when are you clowning next
Did you also know that the White Sox and Red Sox are different baseball teams?
OMG, loved your comedy act today. I am still roflmao. Are you going to take your show on the road again? I want to buy tickets for your act.
What would you say if I had a series of text messages..
are you sure you remember where Missouri is?
Minnesota State Screamin Eagles or the Philadelphia Eagles?
This comment section makes me happy
Careful Eric Schmitt don’t perjure yourself…
We see what you did there.
caitlin clark’s greatest assist of all time
Dayam.
Thanks for the update, Hawkeye.
Watched you on TV today. Hahahaha!!
Aaaaaiiiirrrrr balllll!!! 🤡
This distraction from your epic failure today is not working. 🦅👁️
Where does your state rank in education? Just curious 🤔
So much for V.P. possibility.
They consider that a feature, not a bug.
This comment section delivers 🍿
What’s up Senator? How’s your day going?
What is Josh doing all day?
He went for a run.
I was not in Atlanta, February 3rd, 2024. (In case anyone asks)
Have lunch with Denny tomorrow @ the Cracker Barrel
Dan Quayle sends his thanks.
Dayam.
Hey, I will give you $50 for that cool graphic you shared during the Jack Smith hearing.
Just DM me and we can work out the details.
Define home team
When does your Failing Up masterclass start?
Imagine thinking that this is some kind of flex. I only hope that curiosity gets the better of you and you actually spend all night scrolling through the comments.
I’m just glad that you were well prepared for the Smith hearing today and didn’t come off looking like a f-cking idiot. Thank you for not embarrassing yourself in front of the entire nation. You are truly a good and highly intelligent person.
And on and on….
Previously:
Eric Schmitt (r) gets pantsed by Eric Schmitt (r) on national television (September 29, 2026)
On becoming a meme for epic stupidity (September 29, 2026)
#HawkeyeSchmitt (September 29, 2026)
25 Friday Sep 2026
Posted in Congress, Mark Alford, social media
Tags
4th Congressional District, former newsreader, gaslighting, health care, Mark Alford, missouri, right wingnut, social media, sycophant, that ridiculous hat, Trump sycophant
Today:
Congressman Mark Alford
[September 25, 2026]Rural hospitals are lifelines. Nobody should have to drive more than an hour to get the care they need.
That’s why House Republicans delivered the largest rural health investment in American history in the Working Families Tax Cuts.
[….]
Yeah, no.
Some of the responses:
If the Big Beautiful Bill had not cut billions from health care we would be OK.
But Mark Alford (r) did vote for the bill, and here we are, not OK.
The house should be in session doing it’s job instead of adjourning early to avoid making decisions
Oh, they nmde the decisions. They just don’t want to be held accountable for them.
Congressman Mark Alford You present this as a standalone win without mentioning that the same bill cut rural Medicaid funding by an estimated $137B, nearly triple the new fund, a tradeoff independent researchers (KFF, CBO, Georgetown) and even some rural hospital groups have flagged as a net loss for rural healthcare, not a net gain. [….]
You don’t have Missourians’ best interests in mind, Congressman. Your bill cut $137B from rural Medicaid. This $50B ‘investment’ doesn’t even cover half of it. That’s not a lifeline, that’s spin.
Actually, he’s gaslighting us.
When? When was this? 1959? Because 1959 is about the last time Republicans did ANYTHING to help rural Missouri.
You cut rural healthcare for years Congressman Mark Alford.
You guys ruined rural health and now you’re gonna fix it.
Just leave things alone.
Look what Republicans have done to inflation and gas.
You’ve fought rural healthcare for years.
[….] how do MAGA scream about funding healthcare and then after defunding it decide to fix it.
It’s like your new wars and gas. If you just shut up and didn’t vote gas would be cheaper and Iran would still not have that nuke bomb our dementia riddled potus believes exists.
Congressman Mark Alford
The Trumplican Hypocrisy is pathetic!
What about that BIG BULLSHIT BILL?
You have failed the constituents in your district!
Be sure to look both ways before you go fuck yourself.
They probably can’t afford the gas to drive an hour or more. Thanks for passing the Bigly Bullshit Bill mark. Cutting healthcare is on you and rising fuel prices are too.
JUST STOP LYING!!!
First Alford gives trillions to his filthy rich ‘donors.’ Then he slashes basic needs from hard working Missourians to pay for it
Now, at election time, he tries to fool us into thinking he cares with these ‘fix our problems just enough for a vote’ SOCIALIST programs. MO 4 loses because we have a LOSER in congress
Bragging about a one-time grant while cutting the permanent funding rural hospitals need to survive is total political theater.
This “investment” comes from the Working Families Tax Cuts Act—the exact same bill that slashes billions from Medicare and Medicaid to pay for corporate tax cuts. Rural hospitals get up to 80% of their daily revenue from those two federal programs. Giving a struggling hospital a one-time check for facility upgrades while permanently cutting the insurance reimbursements they need to pay their doctors isn’t “delivering”—it’s a corporate bait-and-switch that will cause more rural closures.
You cut the rural hospital funding under the “Big Beautiful Bill”. How stupid do you think your constituents are that you think we will praise you for creating a problem then only partially fixing it, kind of?
Missouri Republicans are putting a band aid over a bullet wound.
DO NOT FALL FOR THIS! They voted for the Big Beautiful Bill that is causing these rural hospitals to close!
You tone-deaf moron! You are the one voting for legislation that is destroying rural access to care!
You also passed the Big Ugly Bill that cut funding for Medicaid at the same time it mandated requirements that essentially forced people off the program. You freaking give a pittance while ripping away a limb. Hypocrite.
I named my ostomy bag Congressman Mark Alford because it’s full of shit too!
And YOU voted for that “Big Beautiful Bill” that stripped health care coverage and dollars from states and patients!
You are beating a dead horse issue. You fucked said horse by massively trimming back the funding soi you don’t get to act like you are saving them now. You can’t ad the lube after you’ve already screwed them…
Bullshit, markie-boy. You repubs are killing people.
You mean the largest cut to rural healthcare in America history to then add a pathetic amount back.
GTFO of Missouri Congressman Mark Alford, and take your Bible with you.
Nonsense
And who voted yes on the terrible big bill??🤮🤡Lil’ Marky Mark
Then, why did you vote for the big, beautiful bill
Big Beautiful BS!
Why did you approve a budget that cut their funding? Is this more reelection rhetoric? Too little too late. You are such a disappointment.
Is that why so many rural hospitals closed down and the care centers are being shut too so tell me
According to analyses from KFF and congressional reports, recent federal legislation passed by Republicans has reduced long-term Medicaid funding, directly impacting rural hospitals and clinics.Major federal spending legislation enacted by Republicans has triggered significant long-term funding reductions for rural healthcare systems.📊 The Legislative CutsAccording to the Congressional Budget Office, the federal reconciliation package cuts over $900 billion from Medicaid nationwide.Estimated $137 billion cut from rural areasPermanent reductions in baseline federal supportMillions of rural residents facing uninsurance risks⚠️ Impact on Rural HospitalsAdvocacy groups like Protect Our Care state that fragile rural facilities face severe financial strain.
Congressman Mark Alford promising healthcare don’t match his actions and cuts.
Actions always speak louder than the word of men.
Mark is one dumb f. You cut Medicaid by trillions and think ur small bs fund is going to bring the back.. lol
Such a crock of 💩!
That about sums it up.
20 Sunday Sep 2026
Posted in Congress, Mark Alford, social media
Tags
4th Congressional District, former newsreader, Mark Alford, missouri, performative bullshit, right wingnut, social media, sycophant, that ridiculous hat, Trump sycophant
Yesterday:
Congressman Mark Alford
[September 19, 2026]This week, House Republicans passed the National Fraud Enforcement Division Act — making a dedicated DOJ fraud team permanent.
Taxpayer dollars belong to you. Not to fraudsters.
❓ Should we have a team whose only job is going after fraud?
👍 YES — tell me why
👎 NO — tell me why
[….]
Uh, aren’t you supposed to ask your constituents before you vote on the bill, not after? Otherwise this is just performative bullshit. Just asking.
There is much hilarity in the responses:
Yes, they should start with the president, the cabinet and Congress.
Didn’t DOGE already have a go at that?
Yeah, no. It was all performative bullshit.
I’d love to have a doj that is independent from the presidency
Why did you decline a debate against the candidate running against you? Like to hear an answer!
Or just go to the White House and knock on the door.
Would collecting your paycheck and not doing any work count as fraud?
it is definitely a waste of tax dollars.
Maybe you should start at the White House.
Mark, why frame this as “House Republicans” when 352 members of Congress voted for it, including 139 Democrats? Fighting fraud isn’t particularly controversial or partisan. Giving your constituents the full story apparently is.
I thought that was the job of inspectors general???..
Oopsie.
President Trump’s firing of inspectors general threatens government accountability and efficiency
10/21/2025[….]
President Donald Trump broke historic norms by firing 17 presidentially appointed inspectors general.
Trump’s firings, additional resignations and preexisting vacancies carried over from the Biden administration have resulted in over 75% of presidentially appointed inspector general positions sitting vacant.
The White House has unilaterally blocked funds appropriated by Congress to the Council of the Inspectors General on Integrity and Efficiency, an umbrella office that supports the inspector general community. The office’s website, which housed inspector general reports, recommendations for how the government can save money, and a whistleblower hotline, has been made unavailable due to a lack of funding.
[….]
How about we figure out how Pete lost a ship full of weapons, and they wound up in Hong Kong?
There’s that.
Start with the president and his family that will be a good start.
We already have organizations responsible for detecting fraud. Inspector Generals and the Councils of Inspectors General on Integrity and Efficiency.
If you don’t fire them all…
The should start at 1600 Pennsylvania
Start at the top.
Is there room for that team at the White House?
Here’s a tip ! ( look in the Whitehouse) ..
Mark,
If we did would they precipitate the indictment of Donald Trump? Asking for a friend.
Will Trump pardon them also?
Even better would be one that automatically disqualifies them from running for office or immediately removing them if the a currently in office…
Interestingly…
Yes. Let’s start with you and your friends.
I recommend purchasing a new mirror. It’s much less expensive.
Ouch. That one left a mark.
We had a fraud team. Musk and doge said we did not need it.
Isn’t that part of your job???
Let’s ask AI to find the the fraud among our politicians and government offices shall we?
We’d be left with, if lucky, 5 people.
I am In favor of a Justice Department that doesn’t kiss ass
Starting with You!
So Trump can pardon them for a simple bribe. Which then wipes out restitution…
Have you seen Trump’s pardon list?
Tip line, check 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
I thought was that was what DOGE was supposed to do. And failed badly.
We already have a permanent Justice Department. The problem is the corruption within that department.
Why don’t you start at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
The president cut out the government watchdogs with the Doge cuts. Start with the White House.
Trump would just free them
Why, if they donate $ to Trump, he’ll just pardon them.
Grifters gotta grift.
Like Trump?
How about we start in the White House?
Only if they arrest Trump first
Legislating where NOT needed, NOT legislating where needed. 🤷🏼♂️
Trump university and trump foundation
Once again- the call is coming from inside the house.
Why so then they can pay trump and then get paroled?
Didn’t they have that? But as soon as the IGs inspecting such were fired, it all went away! Waiting on my $2000 promised check!
Let’s start with trump and work our way down. Mark, you should be on that list as well.
They should start at the White House.
In theory, of course it’s a great idea. But I think in practice, we all know trump will just use it to go after his adversaries. So until we have someone in office that has some morals, and a congress that does their job, it’s probably not a great idea.
A better idea would be to not allow the president to take bribes from convicted fraudsters for pardons.
Not sure it helps since the president keeps pardoning people found guilty of commiting fraud.
It would pay for itself by recovering all of the money taken by Trump.
Seriously Congressman how can you even write this post? Our President has pardoned dozens of fraudsters thus eliminating the monetary judgments against them that our court system had handed down. So all the consumers that were ripped off got nothing.
[….]
They should start in the Oval Office.
Sure and you can start with the current administration and the billionaires in this country.
How about a House of Representatives that actually does some work. 71 or so work days and you don’t complain.
Congressman Mark Alford, no, we don’t need a permanent justice team to root out fraudsters—-we need investigators in every Federal agency to investigate fraudsters inside and outside of the government. Like the ones Trump fired, including hundreds from the IRS. Those auditors need to focus in fraud within ICE, the Pentagon, the Kennedy Center,
the Freedom250 committee, and expenditures made by every
Congressional member.
We already have this. The Department of Justice has dedicated health-care fraud prosecutors and Medicare fraud strike forces, working with the FBI, HHS-OIG, CMS and IRS. Tax fraud already has dedicated federal enforcement too. Creating another ‘team’ to do a job the federal government already does isn’t a policy proposal I t’s ragebait.
Hey!!! What do you think of trump banning the press and violating the Constitution???
A journalist would be outraged. Alford, not so much.
Ouch. That left a mark.
Yes, but when all the GOP is arrested, what then?
No. We should have the checks and balances that Trump took away when he fired Inspector Generals on one of his first days in office.
Nothing says “I am gonna commit some big time fraud” like firing most of the Inspector Generals (like he did during Covid, too)
That’s never been more a true need since Trump’s second term.
It’s already part of their job. I’d rather have a team in the White House that wasn’t issuing pardons to the worst convicted fraudsters that have stolen billions.
On vacation again we see…
If you give POTUS and his family a free pass it doesn’t matter what you do… you have zero credibility
If you can’t stop the president from grifting in plain sight what makes you think we trust you to catch anyone else 😆😂🤣
Not if they answer to the top fraudster and his personal lawyer.
There’s a guy in Jefferson City I could point them towards. Bald guy, looks like a rodent, wearing a red valet jacket, sometimes carries a baseball bat.
Donald Trump has pardoned so many white-collar criminals that committed financial fraud that he has effectively wiped out an estimated $2 billion in restitution and fines owed to the victims of those crimes.
We had Inspectors General who did that but Trump fired all of them at the beginning of his presidential term so they wouldn’t catch him stealing billions from We the People.
Wouldn’t our president just pardon them, like all the other fraudsters. You just speak to the people like they are complete idiots. How low must your iq be to vote Republican in 2026? Pretty, pretty, pretty low.
We used to have that until your orangutan buddy disbanded it. Next let’s talk about the CFPB you dick.
Well, that would be a bit embarrassing for your Great Leader, wouldn’t it?
Holy shit. Yes. Start with the Trumps, Kushners and Musk.
Start in the White House. What a stupid F’ing question.
You must think we’re stupid, and you’d be 38% correct according to latest polls
Who is the biggest fraudster on planet earth?? You know the answer bozo.
Congressman Mark Alford I know for certain there is a 34 time criminal felon, sexual abuser, business fraud, tax fraud, charity fraud, university fraud, election fraud con man at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in DC. Lock him up!
Today’s propaganda drop. Fraud.
Fraud? Start with Trump, little puppet.
Yea- and the first list of arrests would be everyone in the cabinet. Oh, but wait… they’d just be pardoned like the long list of other convicted fraudsters.
Let’s hear your thoughts on all such individuals that have been pardoned and let off the hook for MILLIONS!
I’m pretty sure all of us were thinking that. How can we waste more money at a time where we’re broke and morons like you are in charge?
These Republicans posting this while working for the biggest fraudster in American history is wild. 🖕
You didn’t pass anything. Johnson sent everyone home so Hegsbeth wouldn’t get impeached.
Starting with the Trump family
Do you ever read the comments? The majority of our country and probably the world know trump is the most corrupt president in our history…Start there with waste, fraud and abuse.
It’s almost as if Trump didn’t fire 17 inspectors general his first week of this term whose job it was to do exactly that. 🤔🤷
We’re not nearly as delusional as you, Mark Alford.
Why aren’t you talking about fuel prices?
It’s too bad your true supporters can’t read or write. You’ve been ratioed again.
Meta.
You should have not have cut the CFPB and SEC whose whole job was to fight fraud. This irresponsible administration keeps removing the experts and replacing them with weaponized partisan hacks who will do their bidding and attack the American people.
Why? Trump will only pardon the fraudsters.
18 Friday Sep 2026
Posted in Eric Schmitt, social media, US Senate
Tags
Eric Schmitt, Fascist pig, missouri, right wingnut, social media, sportsball, sycophant, Trump sycophant, U.S. Senate, WTF?
Yeah, no.
Today:
Senator Eric Schmitt
[September 18, 2026]Without enforceable rules, college sports has become the Wild West.
Courts can strike down rules. States can pass conflicting laws. Only Congress can establish a national framework that gives college sports clear guardrails.
End the chaos. Pass the Protect College Sports Act.
[….]
Some of the responses
I have a college athlete and could care less about this but would love to hear you address REAL concerns like gas and grocery prices, the economy, the war in Iran, healthcare, or the current national debt.
Heck yeah!!!The Protect College Sports Act is gonna bring down the price of diesel!!!
Will this lower gas prices?
You want the federal government to regulate college sports! This won’t go well. My Republican Party stood for small government and limited regulation.
So glad Senator Eric Schmitt is so in touch with the American people and his constituents and their most vital concerns. I lose sleep at night worrying about this college sports stuff.
Deficit, gas prices, healthcare, war.
grocery prices, inflation
You’re pathetic, get your priorities in line. Let’s address affordability, gas, the fking war, Healthcare.
Of all the crap to be concerned with.
Please, resign.
Dear Trumpers, you’re obviously rooting for Trump to further destroy our economy. Can you at least let us know your target for gas prices? Is it $5 a gallon, $6, $7? What would make you the happiest?
U just don’t understand what your job is….
Fuck off. Our worlds on fire, and you big concern is college sports. You out of touch asshole. Wake the fuck up you damn sycophantic moron.
With everything going on in the country, it’s stupid that you guys are wasting time on this. Saying that, you are on the wrong side when it comes to this. Antitrust laws exist for very good reasons. Passing legislation to allow a multi-billion dollar industry to get around antitrust law is extremely bad for the athletes in these sports. The highest paid public employee in nearly every state is a college football or basketball coach. Allowing this industry to avoid solving their problems in a way that benefits both labor and the employers is wrong. You are giving the good ol boys network who runs college sports a free pass to keep exploiting a bunch of 18 to 22 year olds.
I can’t afford gas or groceries. Please focus on that.
MAGA Culture War Kool-Aid
I’ve never been against college athletics, but Schmitt is quickly changing my mind.
Looks like there is nothing important going on to Schmitt. War in Iran, ridiculous food prices, gas prices rising daily, the only thing important to Schmitt is sports in colleges. What a nitwit. VOTE BLUE, take back our power.
WTF. Yet another post about sports. Get your head out of your ass. Trump is burning this country into the ground.
Always wanting to suppress someone else’s money. Union busting fuck.
You and your college sports. It’s the economy, stupid!
So many more important things to work on but you pick this stupid shit.
Why don’t you worry about something really important to the American people. You are pathetic.
All Missouri wants is to afford groceries and gas again, Eric, I don’t think that’s reaching for the stars here
Ok, there is a war in Ukraine and the USA is losing in Iran and you are worried about sports? Geez Senator, are you off track? The athlete stuff doesn’t cost us. All the other stuff mentioned does. What the hell are doing?
14 Monday Sep 2026
Posted in Eric Schmitt, social media, US Senate
Tags
Eric Schmitt, missouri, social media, sycophant, Trump sycophant, U.S. Senate, we're all here for the ratio
Orange.
On social media:
Senator Eric Schmitt
[September 10, 2026]President Trump is ushering in the Golden Age of America.
We have a secure border, mass migration has been met with mass deportations, manufacturing jobs are coming back home, and American workers come first.
[….]
Some of the responses:
So when should we expect that gold age?
concepts of a plan next week.
Two weeks after the next two weeks after the next two weeks…
two weeks? 😂
Is my DOGE check gonna clear before I get my Tariff check?
Just curious, what jobs/manufacturing has come back?
Gold spray paint
Golden Age??? You are effin’ nuts
Is the koolaid in your office orange or red. ?!
Piss yellow
How does it feel to be a bootlicking shill for this treasonous orange buffoon?
Is it the age when gold and diesel are the same price?
We see what you did there.
What an absolute clown you have to be to say this with a straight face.
I get it. Herr Schmitt has himself one of those golden statues that he kneels before.
What form of crack are you smoking??
Diesel reached a record high today
Come on $5,000
Golden era for those with the gold.
Golden for who?
Why is my electric bill so high?
You have got to be the ultimate Republican dick sucker. Clearly you’re very good at it.
You are delusional if you believe what you are saying. You are a Trump toady to your core. We see the country deteriorating under MAGA rule and you as the loyal bootlicker are part of the problem.
Does the Golden Age have $7 Diesel per gallon?
Like the Gilded Age? Yes, that was beneficial to the majority of people.
The majority of the already wealthy.
Hey Eric, what say you about your Dear Leader’s blatant violation of the law with his $5,000 bonus … err, bribe? And if this is some “golden age”, it eerily resembles all that Temu gold he’s glued to anything that can’t walk away.
Yeah, we’ve seen all the cheap ass Gold bullshit he’s got hanging around the oval office.
The only thing “golden” is the crap he’s supergluing to the walls in the Oval Office.
Continuing to vote Republican in Missouri when Republicans have been in control of State Government for the decades of decline in living standards is INSANITY.
The very definition of INSANITY is doing the same thing over and over while expecting a different outcome.
Not voting at all is INSANITY.
Voting Republican is INSANITY.
To make change in Missouri we have to have opponents to the Republicans running for office. And you have to vote for the opponents even if you are a registered Republican.
When your Representatives stop working for you and all of our benefit, it is INSANITY to vote for them.
ARE YOU SANE? OR ARE YOU INSANE?
Let’s see, accomplishments… Started a war which has increased costs for all Americans and has affected the entire world and cost billions of taxpayer dollars. Levied illegal tariffs which increased costs for all Americans and increased inflation. Pardoned over a thousand criminals from Jan 6 even those convicted of assault on police. Pardoned connected fraudsters and drug kingpins who bilked Americans of billions of dollars. Plastered his name and picture all over government buildings, just like Hitler. Murdered hundreds of people on boats in South America with no due process. Sent ICE out on a mission to round up and deport people who had a legal right to be in America and as a by product murdered American citizens in cold blood in the streets. I could go on….
It is a crime to offer (or accept) money in order to vote, not vote, or vote a certain way.
Why are you silent about this?
The golden age for the grifting Trump family!
Lie after lie.
The golden age of corruption and now with blatant bribery.
Bullshit, he has destroyed america.
Trump has added more to the national debt than any president in history, weakening the dollar and increasing interest rates.
They had their chance and have done NOTHING but make our lives miserable with high grocery and gas prices not to mention ice terrorizing our neighborhoods
There’s that.
Dipshits don’t know that the Golden Age was when kleptocrats monopolized everything and became ultra wealthy and the economy crashed for everyone else. What we need to get back to is the 60’s-70’s when the muddle class thrived.
Gilded Age, but we get your point.
Wheres my Doge check???? Where’s my Tariff Refund? Promises Promises.
Golden age? Food prices are up. Gas/diesel prices are up. Inflation is up. Unwanted/unnecessary forever war in the middle east. AND, the unredacted Epstein files still have not been released.
Delusional.
Wow, you’re as delusional as he is.
Tell me when prices go down.
Golden age for who? You? Trump? Republicans are doing nothing to help the American people. There are real issues and people are trying to survive and you do nothing. You create issues out of non issues to distract that you have nothing to offer. And blame President Biden for everything wrong even though republicans have the majority in congress and have the White House for almost 2 years now. And you are a racist that pushes white supremacy. 🤡
[….]
They all think they can just lie to voters now that we have a president who lies like a two-bit conman.
What a pathetic political party the Republicans have created.
[….]
When are the bribery checks coming? 😂
Want to know how bad the Republican Party internal polling is about their chances of retaining control of the Senate and House? Trump offered every American a $5000 bribe to vote Republican. Think about that. They know their policies are toxic and not working for America if they have to resort to this.
Are you going to offer bribes for votes like Trump is?
Do you ever work? Or tell the truth?
You have no honor and no integrity
Hey Eric you are either lying and you know you are. Or you are out of touch with reality. Do you really think Missourians are this stupid?
Sadly, yes.
Gas is now over $4.00/gallon in Missouri. Groceries are so expensive families are struggling. While this regime fumbles around committing war crimes in an illegal war they are losing, China is moving into the middle east and building relationships to take over the flow of oil from the region. The US is the weakest it has ever been in our 250 year history.
For whom? It seems the current President of the United States is making bank, to the tune of about 2 BILLION dollars off his position as President, along with his family members and friends. The rest of us are wondering if we should fill up our gas tank or buy groceries because there are a lot of your constituents that can’t do both.
Eric, Many of your constituents are disgusted by your pandering. I do not think you lack intelligence, however, I believe you think the citizens of Missouri are dumber and dumber. Fooled us once…
Do you feel like an idiot when you spout what Trump tells you to say? You sound like an idiot.
What a pathetic sycophant
I saw diesel for $6 tonight in Missouri. Gasoline is over $4. The golden age for gas, oil and idiot politicians.
Yeah there is nothing golden about this age. Unless cruelty, corruption, and lawlessness now come in gold.
I didn’t think anyone was as big an idiot as Josh Hawley. You proved me wrong.
You, obviously, aren’t in touch with your MO constituents who are struggling to survive economically or who have already lost the battle. “Golden Age” doesn’t describe MOians’ reality right now. What a shameful position to take.
NAZI PIG
You sir, are full of the bull shit
Sycophant-meter at 100. Self-awareness at 0.
The golden age ? Maybe for the million and billionaires. The vast majority of us are trying to live without going into debt. We’re trying not to end up homeless. For us it’s not the golden age, it’s the used newspaper age.
We’re here for the ratio.
12 Saturday Sep 2026
Posted in Congress, Mark Alford, social media
Tags
4th Congressional District, former newsreader, Mark Alford, missouri, right wingnut, social media, that ridiculous hat
Congressman Mark Alford
[September 11, 2026]25 years ago, 9/11 changed our country forever.
Confronted with unimaginable tragedy, we united like never before. It’s time to find that unity again.
We will #NeverForget. [….]
Some of the responses:
Then we need a leader who speaks and models unification and not hate and division.
Meanwhile at the Pentagon 9/11 ceremony Trump naps. Oh sleepy Donold!
Alford is a divider.
He’s a glib bastard! Check your rings, watches, and wallet. Fair Warning
You have done nothing but sowed division in this country.
How dare you use the memory of this tragedy to spout unity.
This country will spend years after November recovering from the damage you have inflicted.
And lapdogs like Marky have divided this Country … POS
Mark Alford….Republican Terrorist….soon to be a greeter at Walmart with any luck.
Your party voted AGAINST helping the first responders- Mark you are a jerk
What a joke that YOU are calling for unity!
You shill.
You are going to have to change your ways deeply to find unity
Screwing farmers, ranchers, the poor, seniors and middle class is the big reason we probably never will.
Well do your job! Patsy
That’s because you and the maga fuckers messed it up
We’re you there also, Donnie said he was there carried by fireman, tell us is that true?
If 9/11 happened today, The democrats would support the hijackers
There’s that “unity” thing for you.
We will never be united again until Donald Trump and his gofers like Mark Alford are in our rearview mirror.
Congressman Mark Alford , if you want to find that unity again stop bending over every time the president does something that negatively affects your constituents —- tariffs that have upset the world economy; starting a war that has disrupted the flow of oil (raising costs for fertilizer and gasoline and diesel fuel); approving tax cuts for the ultra wealthy while cutting Medicaid, SNAP and public education).
You divide…thats all you do
We welcome all centrist Democrats, independents, conservatives, libertarians, those with no political affiliation and patriots to join us in voting Republican for common sense government and to help stop leftist extremism, socialism and communism from destroying our wonderful democratic republic. [….]
Are the leftist extremists, socialist, and communists in the room with you right now?
Mark your a good man to put up with the TDS you get from the socialists on here
Apparently they’re all on this social media page.
Jordan J Herrera
But you’re promoting the war Iran, which is the same exact thing. It’s a weapon of mass destruction war with limited information, very little evidence to support the claims. And absolutely no mission planning or strategy or way to get us out of it.
This is a wolf and sheep clothing if I’ve ever seen one. He definitely will rob the henhouse to pay the fox. And he’s already doing that. He’s supporting bills and voting for measures. That absolutely hurt each and every one of us here in Missouri.
Don’t forget that this man supports Trump when we vote in November. The president that is supported by white supremacists. You can’t support Trump and want Americans to be united.
We are not the same country since 6 January
I don’t know, everyone seems pretty united in the comments. They all think you’re a joke.
Thanks to Republicans, 25 years later, the world will no longer come to our aid or defense.
You’re preaching coming together yet every other message out of your mouth is about how the Democrats are bad and that anybody on the left is the enemy so maybe walk the walk before you run your mouth.
SO YOU STARTED A FOREVER WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST BASED ON PROJECT 2025. #FU
If you want us to unite, then stop being so divided stop fighting against the people for millionaires and billionaires, and a president who senile and dysfunctional
It’s sad that the nazi propaganda machine of the democrats can’t even show respect for the American people on the remembrance of this tragedy.
Unity, it’s what’s for breakfast…
It caused our nation to ultimately abandon our values and become a nation that installed a dictator and his crotch sniffing cronies like alford
Gee, I wonder who created the division? Look in the mirror you craven, spineless, bigoted clown.
True. But your words daily do not reflect uniting each other. You represent only the people who voted for you, MAGA.
Just stop. Everyday you find a way to divide America.
Yeah, because you guys use hate and division and allow Trump to publicly flout the law.
The leader of your party is an adjudicated fraud. He lies like most people breathe. He sows hate and division like no one since Nixon. Fuck you.
03 Thursday Sep 2026
Posted in Congress, social media
Tags
Donald Trump, Fascist pig, gerrymandering, HB 1, missouri, Missouri Supreme Court, Redistricting, referendum, SC101805, social media

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…
This evening:
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
The Missouri Supreme Court just ridiculously ruled in favor of changing the maps back to what they were a long time ago. It’s called, Ancient History! The problem is, according to Legal Scholars, that not only was the ruling horrible, ridiculous, and unConstitutional, but there won’t be enough time to change the map back with the Election coming up in a very short period of time. The Election Process, as usual, is being disturbed in America! Missouri must be able to use the map that was in effect just a couple of months ago, in the Primary. This is a Dark Day for “Justice” in Missouri! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
2.06k ReTruths 6.24k Likes Sep 03, 2026, 6:16 PM
Previously:
HB 1: Gerrymander this (September 9, 2025)
Can play with AI, can’t be bothered to certify petition signatures (June 7, 2026)
Denny Hoskins (r) is a pre-eminent legal scholar and final arbiter of the Missouri Constitution, said no one ever… (August 4, 2026)
Missouri Supreme Court: “HB 1 congressional redistricting, yeah, no.” (September 3, 2026)
17 Monday Aug 2026
Posted in Congress, social media
The results in the primary election:
State of Missouri – State of Missouri – Primary Election, August 04, 2026
Unofficial Results
as of 8/17/2026 6:01:05 PMOffice/Candidate Name Party Votes % of Votes
U.S. REPRESENTATIVE – DISTRICT 6 393 of 393 Precincts Reported
Jim Ingram Republican 8,820 9.014%
Chris Stigall Republican 43,158 44.106%
Nathan Hall Willett Republican 33,576 34.313%
Cody J. Oshel Republican 3,822 3.906%
Nathanael Schultz Republican 8,475 8.661%
Party Total: 97,851Josh Smead Democratic 25,359 47.694%
Scot Pondelick Democratic 11,734 22.069%
Matt Levine Democratic 16,077 30.237%
Party Total: 53,170Andy Maidment Libertarian 960 100.000%
Party Total: 960Total Votes: 151,981
[emphasis added]
Today:
Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social
I live in Missouri’s 6th Congressional district. Chris Stigall, the Republican who won the primary to be my next Congressman, has blocked me on social media.
If Chris is scared of a retired teacher asking him questions, I think he might be a little too weak for the position in the first place.
Also, some of the responses:
Is it snowing at his house?
Insecurity is a bummer.
Sounds too emotional for the job.
We see what you did there.
Guys like that are definitely too weak to lead
His ads with all their name calling were absolutely disgusting.