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You spelled “Trump” wrong

30 Wednesday Aug 2023

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Mark Alford (r) [2022 file photo].

Today:

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Congressman Mark Alford
[August 30, 2023]
In Butler speaking with the Bates County Farm Bureau!
We discussed many important issues, including the importance of the upcoming farm bill, and I promise you we’ll continue standing strong with our farmers and ranchers.
We had the chance to discuss our community fentanyl forums, the Biden crime family, and the growing threat from Communist China.
Then we took questions from everyone around the room.
Always great to be in Bates County!

You spelled “Trump” wrong.

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check. Arraignment. Check.

Previously:

We can hardly wait… (August 23, 2023)

Speaking of “town halls” (August 28, 2023)

Hopeless sycophant

25 Friday Aug 2023

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One among many.

Mark Alford (r) [2022 file photo]..

Yesterday:

Mark Alford
[August 24, 2023]
Who is the REAL winner of the debate?
Trump with 237 MILLION viewers and climbing, verses the 8 contenders with only 12.8 million viewers.
We report… you decide
[….]

Actually, no.

…A “view” on Twitter, now known as X, simply is a record of each time a person (or bot) scrolls past a tweet. The platform explains on its own website, “Anyone who is logged into Twitter who views a Tweet counts as a view, regardless of where they see the Tweet (e.g. Home, Search, Profiles, etc.) or whether or not they follow the author. If you’re the author, looking at your own Tweet also counts as a view….”

Someone else actually did some reporting. Go figure.

Some of the responses to Mark Alford (r):

Trump won [….] the debate.who do you think won congressman Alford …

Mark Alford
[….] Trump

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check. Arraignment. Check.

The real winners are the ones who watched neither

Mike Pence wins the dingleberry award.

I call BS [….] 237 million? You sound just like inmate #P01135809 with your exaggerations.

I didn’t realize debates were won by number of viewers. This logic must be why you had to become a politician.

All of these people vote! I would take President Trump’s number over the B team.

Approximately 158 million votes were cast in the 2020 presidential election, so, no.

We can hardly wait…

23 Wednesday Aug 2023

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Mark Alford (r) [2022 file photo].

Today:

Congressman Mark Alford
[August 23, 2024]
[….] Big Announcement
We are very excited to announce our upcoming Town Hall on August 31 at 7PM!
We’re looking forward to hearing directly from you, your thoughts, your concerns, and the issue is most important to you.
Join us for meaningful face-to-face conversations and let’s shape our future together.
Please find the time, date, and location below.
[….]

It’s been quite a while.

Previously:

Rep. Vicky Hartzler (r): town halls in Clinton and Warrensburg (August 10, 2011)

Rep. Vicky Hartzler (r): town hall in Warrensburg, part 1 (August 11, 2011)

Rep. Vicky Hartzler (r): town hall in Warrensburg, part 2 (August 12, 2011)

Rep. Vicky Hartzler (r): town hall in Warrensburg, part 3 (August 13, 2011)

Rep. Vicky Hartzler (r): town hall in Warrensburg, part 4 (August 14, 2011)

The King’s English

20 Sunday Aug 2023

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Mark Alford (r) [2022 file photo].

Yesterday:

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Mark Alford
[August 19, 2023 2:32 PM]

Congressman Mark Alford
[….] 11:17 AM
Biden has been caught lying at every step:
Millions in Foreign Payments
10% for the “Big Guy”
Business Discussions & Meetings with Hunter
20 Shell Companies
Now he’s allegedly used pseudonym names. This is corruption at the highest level.

“…Allegedly used pseudonym names…”

Is that like ice cream cream? Just asking.

Joe Biden (D) [2020 file photo].

Living rent free inside Mark Alford’s (r) head.

Ahistorical boob

08 Tuesday Aug 2023

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Mark Alford (r) [2022 file photo].

A few years ago:

Jason Kander @JasonKander
Patriotism isn’t about making everyone stand and salute the flag.

Patriotism is about making this a country where everyone wants to.
8:51 AM · Sep 24, 2017

In 1943:

WEST VIRGINIA STATE BOARD OF EDUCATION ET AL. v. BARNETTE ET AL., 319 U.S. 624

[….]

If there is any fixed star in our constitutional constellation, it is that no official, high or petty, can prescribe what shall be orthodox in politics, nationalism, religion, or other matters of opinion or force citizens to confess by word or act their faith therein. If there are any circumstances which permit an exception, they do not now occur to us….

[….]

In a time of war, no less.

Today from Mark Alford (r):

Mark Alford
[August 8, 2023]
Just because you “have the right” doesn’t always MAKE it right.
[….]

It ain’t a right if you can’t exercise it, dumbass.

Some of the responses:

If they can’t respect their country then they shouldn’t allowed to play and make money from their country.

that’s what Kim jong un says you sound pretty Tyrannical not someone who advocates for freedom.

Since when is kneeling and bowing your head not a sign of respect?

When it’s a protest and has nothing to do with respect!

Never heard of the First Amendment.

Yall don’t sound like you like freedom one bit. That’s something a communist would say

Protesting is the most American thing you can do

don’t make the mistake of considering disrespectful behavior to be protest.

Im just trying to figure out why yall are so mad about freedom it seems to me you need to re learn history and go back to the days where they kill people for this. It’s only disrespectful because it goes against your beliefs

my beliefs are loving my country and showing respect for the ones who fight for our freedom and our flag, kneeling during the national anthem is disrespectful to military and if you’ve been in the military you of all people should know that!! If you ever watch an event that includes our military personal when they’re playing the national anthem they all stand tall and proud and put their hands over their hearts in honor of our military and to our flag,to kneel is very disrespectful and anti-american.

Anti-American.

Protest another way – have respect for our flag and what it stands for – the flag is one thing we as Americans should all agree upon

Never been subjected to crass commercialism.

Why don’t you post this on your official congressional page?

He keeps his most radical comments off that page. People might see the real person behind the hat.

as a veteran that has served this nation, I served so that they may have to right to do as they please even if I don’t agree.. This is freedom.

Also a vet and 100% agree.

my dad, also a vet, says the exact same thing!

Just because you don’t think it’s right doesn’t mean it’s wrong either.

Out of that whole team only 3 stand for GOD and Country !

Which god?

god does not support any country or political party in any country.

This is the dumbest take ever. Show some leadership yourself.

It is Mark Alford (r).

So you are against freedom of speech now?

I bet if you asked either the kneelers or the hearters what they thought of the others, “loser” would not even be a part of the conversation.
And if they don’t have a problem with it, why the hell do you?
This is a junk meme and the only “losers” are those who post it or support it.
Grow up, Alford. Be worthy of the dignity and respect for the office you hold.

What’s out of bounds is morons who think only their form of expression is the “right” and that it is acceptable for elected officials to call American citizens names and spread discord if citizens do not conform with their view of what is or what is not an acceptable means of expression.
Even when the teammates, coaches, sponsors, and everyone else associated with the US World Cup team don’t have a problem with the means of expression?

I’m sure our 4 founding fathers stood at attention with their hand over their heart every time they heard the national anthem played.

Uh, no, they were probably drinking and eating at a public house.

The irony of course is that even tho they disagree on how to participate in this symbolic performance ritual, they continue to work as a team, play the game by the rules, and accept the outcome based on those rules.

We see what you did there.

Unlike you. I served my country so anyone can protest against it. Including you. Maybe you should read our Constitution instead of destroying it?

So when you took office, you put your hand on a bible and said, “I, Mark Alford , do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States.” Is that what you would say you are doing in this post?

he’s defending the American flag and the republic for which it stands. Unlike those America hating pretenders.

Never heard of Francis Bellamy.

So people who kneel for what they believe are losers? Empathy is lost on you. You might seek to understand, instead you condemn.

So what you’re saying is when given a larger platform, or stage, you should keep your opinion to yourself and just do your job? [….]

We see what you did there.

The real action tomorrow will be at the Elijah Barrett Prettyman Federal Courthouse in Washington, D.C., Mark (r)

02 Wednesday Aug 2023

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Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check. Arraignment. Check.

The indictment [pdf].

[….]

10. The Defendant’s conspiracy to impair, obstruct, and defeat the federal government function through dishonesty, fraud, and deceit included the following manner and means:

a. The Defendant and co-conspirators used knowingly false claims of election fraud to get state legislators and election officials to subvert the legitimate election results and change electoral votes for the Defendant’s opponent, Joseph R. Biden, Jr., to electoral votes for the Defendant. That is, on the pretext of baseless fraud claims, the Defendant pushed officials in certain states to ignore the popular vote; disenfranchise millions of voters; dismiss legitimate electors; and ultimately, cause the ascertainment of and voting by illegitimate electors in favor of the Defendant.

b. The Defendant and co-conspirators organized fraudulent slates of electors in seven targeted states (Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, Nevada, New Mexico, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin), attempting to mimic the procedures that the legitimate electors were supposed to follow under the Constitution and other federal and state laws. This included causing the fraudulent electors to meet on the day appointed by federal law on which legitimate electors were to gather and cast their votes; cast fraudulent votes for the Defendant; and sign certificates falsely representing that they were legitimate electors. Some fraudulent electors were tricked into participating based on the understanding that their votes would be used only if the Defendant succeeded in outcome-determinative lawsuits within their state, which the Defendant never did. The Defendant and co-conspirators then caused these fraudulent electors to transmit their false certificates to the Vice President and other government officials to be counted at the certification proceeding on January 6.

c. The Defendant and co-conspirators attempted to use the power and authority of the Justice Department to conduct sham election crime investigations and to send a letter to the targeted states that falsely claimed that the Justice Department had identified significant concerns that may have impacted the election outcome; that sought to advance the Defendant’s fraudulent elector plan by using the Justice Department’s authority to falsely present the fraudulent electors as a valid alternative to the legitimate electors; and that urged, on behalf of the Justice Department, the targeted states’ legislatures to convene to create the opportunity to choose the fraudulent electors over the legitimate electors.

d. The Defendant and co-conspirators attempted to enlist the Vice President to use his ceremonial role at the January 6 certification proceeding to fraudulently alter the election results. First, using knowingly false claims of election fraud, the Defendant and co-conspirators attempted to convince the Vice President to use the Defendant’s fraudulent electors, reject legitimate electoral votes, or send legitimate electoral votes to state legislatures for review rather than counting them. When that failed, on the morning of January 6, the Defendant and co-conspirators repeated knowingly false claims of election fraud to gathered supporters, falsely told them that the Vice President had the authority to and might alter the election results, and directed them to the Capitol to obstruct the certification proceeding and exert pressure on the Vice President to take the fraudulent actions he had previously refused.

e. After it became public on the afternoon of January 6 that the Vice President would not fraudulently alter the election results, a large and angry crowd-including many individuals whom the Defendant had deceived into believing the Vice President could and might change the election results—violently attacked the Capitol and halted the proceeding. As violence ensued, the Defendant and co-conspirators exploited the disruption by redoubling efforts to levy false claims of election fraud and convince Members of Congress to further delay the certification based on those claims.

[….]

Focus, Mark (r), focus.

Mark Alford (r) [2022 file photo].

Today:

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Mark Alford
[August 2, 2023]
Devon Archer confirmed #QuidProQuoJoe is “the BRAND” of the Biden Family Enterprise that’s raked in millions. The evidence builds & talk of impeachment is picking up speed. It’s crucial to know where constituents stand. #DrainTheSwamp
Let me know here:
[….]

The link Mark Alford (r) provides takes you to an RNC/right wingnut fundraising site.

Some of the responses:

Nothing going to happen the swamp is too deep and the Rs have no kuhnas

A portmanteau of kahuna and cojones?

That, ladies and gentlemen, is why we can’t have nice things.

Devon Archer confirmed Hunter Biden was a schmuck who would call his unsuspecting dad during business meetings.
Devon Archer also confirmed that Joe Biden ALWAYS kept the subject personal and NEVER talked business.
THIS constituent wants Mo-4 Congressional representation that both tells the truth and is NOT a partisan political hack. Can you do it?

No. This has been another edition of Short Answers to Simple Questions.

So why does Lester Holt not talk about this? I believe all the charges because I remember Biden as vice president laughing on one of the late night talks shows about getting the Ukrainian official fired. But the regular/old media won’t discuss this.

Because Lester Holt doesn’t stay up late enough to watch late night talk shows? Just spitballing it here.

FB “Blocked” me from sharing this with friends on MESSENGER!

The nerve.

Previously:

Attempting to inspire greatness in the sun among the palms (March 16, 2023)

“Parking Tickets” – Is that what they now call spending $130,000.00 for the silence of a Porn Star? (March 20, 2023)

Donald J. Trump, Defendant. (August 2, 2023)

Gaslighting

31 Monday Jul 2023

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[….] …This term comes from the 1938 stage play Gas Light, in which a husband attempts to drive his wife crazy by dimming the lights (which were powered by gas) in their home, and then he later denies that the light changed when his wife points it out. It is an extremely effective form of emotional abuse that causes a victim to question their own feelings, instincts, and sanity. As a result, the abusive partner has a lot of power (and we know that abuse is about power and control). Indeed, once an abusive partner has broken down the victim’s ability to trust their own perceptions, the victim is more likely to stay in the abusive relationship…[….]

Mark Alford (r) [2022 file photo].

Sunday, from Mark Alford (r):

Mark Alford
[July 29, 2023]
You must listen to this latest episode. Congressman Troy Nehls was inside the House chamber on Jan 6. He tells the truth about what happened that day.
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What a dumbass. Was Troy Nehls (r) the only person there? How many members of Congress are there? Hint: the number is more than one.

There was a massive amount of publicly available and easily accessible media coverage in real time on January 6, 2021. We all saw it.

Some of the responses:

The truth was Trump** elicited a mob to sack the Capitol building and disrupt the electoral count.
And he still lost.
I trust Pence. I do not trust Trump**, and I have suspicions about any of his supporters.

Heh.

If that’s really, what happened, why won’t they release all the January 6th tapes

Because you believe in conspiracies.
No amount of release will satisfy you.

that is an excuse not an answer

What prey tell will satisfy you?

Pray.

people that blame Trump have a one track mind. Were you upset when rioters tore up cities and hurt civilians and officers alike?

The demonstrators didn’t seek to upend our democracy.
Trump** did.

no they just sought out and hurt people and destroy property. Saying Trump made them is like saying a fork made someone fat. The people who stormed the capitol did so because they wanted to.

the rioters actually tried to physically hurt officers, which are defenders of our government

Correct. The January 6th rioters and seditionists actually tried to physically hurt officers, which are the defenders of our government.

There was more FBI in that crowd than you could shake a stick at. Try again, Trump ordered 10000 troops there. Nancy didn’t want it. Wonder why Nancy didn’t want them there. So they could do their fake insurrection. Release all the January 6th tapes.

Tell me where in the civilian chain of command, the speaker of the house vetos the president.
Since you believe the speaker has more military power than the president, your claim of FBI in the riot gets swept away as worthless.

That’s why they don’t want them released for 75 years. You seen chuck Schumer up on the senate floor crying the blues about trying to get it taken down. What they trying to hide.

McCarthy had 44,000 hours of video available to him since January.
He gave them to Tucker Carlson. Carlson then edited them to make his own fan fiction.
Prosecutors and defense attorneys have access to the same footage.
That footage was featured in over 600 convictions, and counting.
There is no exculpatory evidence that exists to support that this was not obstruction of congress and sedition.

Are you implying there is exculpatory evidence being suppressed?

Why would you ask such a stupid question like that? You know, they did even you know they did.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

They just require actual evidence. Not dumbass conspiracy theories.

I’m pretty sure it was all set up by the democrats Nancy Pelosi chuck scdumber Clinton Obama. There’s so many more involved. I’m pretty sure the little bit that Tucker Released on Fox kind of blows holes and everything they set up.

I have no idea the point of this drivel.

as you have no idea what you are talking about.

Tell me what I have no idea about.

It’s pretty well self explainatory. You don’t know what you’re talking about.

how would you know if I told you – you are clueless in your processes as a whole and lash out on narrative without knowledge. There is no arguing with you, there is no hope that you could even understand or even realize the truth. You are ignorant in your speculations and abhorrent in your discussions. You are like a 3rd grader in your understanding of the world.

Yet I’ve attacked your message while you attack me, meaning it’s time to introduce the concept of argumentum ad hominem.
Attacking the messenger is your only argument.

Citing logical fallacies is a waste of time when you’re dealing with someone who obviously slept through all of their classes.

So, Mark (r), do tourists always smear their shit on the walls inside the Capitol? Just asking.

Fads come and go, dude

28 Friday Jul 2023

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Sort of like useless members of Congress.

Mark Alford (r) [2022 file photo]..

Yesterday:

Mark Alford
[July 27, 2023]
It wasn’t all that long ago that people broke out in choreographed song and dance in public. It was called a “flash mob”
The first one was in 2003.
What has happened to our society since then that has caused us to turn on one another with different kinds of mobs, violence, chaos and crime?
We need our security back. Personal, National, and economic.
So what happened?

“It wasn’t all that long ago that people broke out in choreographed song and dance in public. It was called a ‘flash mob’…”

Well, for one thing, there’s the pandemic that started in 2020.

“…What has happened to our society since then that has caused us to turn on one another with different kinds of mobs, violence, chaos and crime?…”

Yeah, that January 6, 2021 insurrection certainly was a mob. You might ask Josh Hawley (r) about that raised fist thing.

Uh, you do know that flash mobs are planned, contrived, marketed, and dependent on social media, right?

Some of the responses:

Obama and the progressive liberals have made everyone crazy

Yep the Obama presidency was the start to this countries demise. Telling African Americans they are STILL oppressed and don’t have same opportunities as everyone else on the planet – you just have to work at it. Taking away all our history and trying to erase it by removing statues because they owned a slave some 100 years ago. Telling millennials they earn participation trophies without earning 1st, 2nd or 3rd place. We’ve all struggled with mental health and identity but allowing all the sexual identity changes before being adults is super scary to me. While I understand those challenges can be detrimental to a child so can allowing that transformation and when their 25 decide, they made wrong choice – then what happens? There’s too many things Mark Alford

Uh, the Emancipation Proclamation was in 1863.

Nothing we can do about the Obama 3rd term we’re experiencing.

Obama still lives rent free inside their heads.

President Barack Obama (D) [2013 file photo].

The government has been telling everyone that each other hates one another. They’re also telling people the are victims and they have a right to violence. That’s what happens in an uncivilized society.

WTF?

Well, Mark Alford (r) just said that. He’s part of the government. You probably voted for him.

Well said. What did happen? The press started tearing this country apart and Facebook, lol. Technology is killing us. I quit watching the news when you left Fox 4 . There was nobody left at Fox 4 (except Marcus) I haven’t watched the news since then and I haven’t missed it at all.

“Faux News channel, fascist groupies” – protest sign, circa 2003- 2004.

Yea so stand up to the eastblishment. There using the devil 4Ds. Deceive, Discourage,Division, and Distraction. All this to control there slaves.

They’re. Their.

unfortunately satan is alive and well and roaming to and fro. he is at the root of all this evil.

Mark Alford [….] agree

“Not today Satan”

Professional clowning for fun and profit

26 Wednesday Jul 2023

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Mark Alford (r) [2022 file photo].

Yesterday:

Mark Alford
[July 25, 2023]
The Biden Crime family web is unraveling. And President Biden is the black widow in the middle of it all!!!
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Clown.

Some of the responses:

Sure. Good luck.

This can’t be ignored like the Hillary debacle. Impeachment proceedings followed by criminal charges needs to happen

Hillary was the principal of 7 House and Senate investigations.
What did they find, again?

is that a serious question?? Lol

Seriously, what were the findings?

that you KNOW exactly what was found but the Rino Republicans who had their hands in the same cookie jar wouldn’t do anything about it

Okay

Americans deserve to know the truth and Republicans need to follow through full speed ahead to expose all the corruption!!

time it so the verdict comes in Oct of next year

Accountability!

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check. Arraignment. Check.

Mark, don’t you believe others are really controlling all actions and speech coming from this (puppet) president?? Yes, he needs to be held accountable for his crimes. But, isn’t there way too much credit is given to him for all the evil and destructive administrative decisions and actions coming from those “pulling his strings”? Just an observation.

Obama, Clinton’s , George what’s his name and others.
#Follow the money

What’s his name and others? WTF?

just trying to focus on the massive current attention to Biden that distracts away from those who may be really in charge and exerting power in the here and now.

You are sooo right. The layers of this onion are thick

If Biden is removed, what then puppet Harris or in 2024 Michele Obama?

We want the truth mark!!!!! Stay after them!!!!!!

if Republicans are involved that’s not likely going to happen. All the time, resources and millions of dollars wasted on Hillary and the Bengazhi investigations is proof of that…

kinda like the Mueller report and all the other Trump investigations.

It is time this web is untangled and the whole bunch of them are held accountable including criminal charges

So is The Doctor she’s apart of it. More then you think.

Jared and Ivanka made about 250,000,000 dollars while serving as White House advisors.
In case you need to be refreshed on Hunter’s government stipend?
Zero dollars.

the difference is that both Jared and Ivanka have businesses. Legitimate businesses that had income before and after the WH. The Biden’s have no business whatsoever. The only business they evidently have, is the business of selling policy.

Someone should tell him.

but Hunter got plenty of money from China and Ukraine to spend on crack and hookers.

Sounds like the American dream in Ohio.

A private citizen. Ivanka and Jared actually worked in the White House. Big difference.

if you say so.

Joe Biden is the tip of the iceberg. Why do you think Trump was impeached the first time? Ukraine is corruption center. The uniparty has been feeding there for years. The cartels launder money there and pay their protection money to the globalists. They wanted Trump out because he was apt to find them out as he did.

“Make America Great Again” – in Russian.

$250 million? Please send me your references.

From CREW:

Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump reported between $172 million and $640 million in outside income while working in the White House, according to an analysis of financial disclosures by CREW. It is impossible to tell the exact amount as the income is sometimes reported in broad ranges and cover four months of income before Ivanka Trump officially joined her father’s administration and nearly one month before Jared Kushner joined.

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But will it really matter? So far we have a media blackout and an all out assault from the left.
Nothing personal but I see just more GOP blustering. What about the 18 reps from Biden areas. Will they go along with this?

Hopefully something can finally happen. The crooked democrats seem to always get away with everything and nothing ever happens to them. Good luck Mark!

It’s about time it unravels !

You picked a heck of a time to get in
this isn’t business as usual our country is at stake Kevin is not to be trusted Don’t come home stay in DC for the 6 weeks you know Kevin’s going to be doing back door meetings these are serious times defund Ukraine use the power of the purse

The Biden Crime Family is as crooked as they come. They make Tom Pendergast look like a saint.

Kevin McCarthy has already said, they would impeach Biden as retribution for Trump. When is this tit for tat crap going to stop? Americans need you guys to take care of business for the country. There are so many things that need attention and all any of you are doing is trying to make the other party look worse than you do. Do something about Immigration reform. That is something Congress can do but they’d rather leave it broken so they can blame the opposing party. It’s all a game to you guys. This all started before Trump was president. It’s been going on since Bill Clinton was in office. Just Stop It!

Preaching to people who don’t want to hear it and never will.

And we knew all of this before he became president. Grrrr

From the BBC:

[….]

Trump: “I moved on her actually. You know she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it. I did try and fuck her, she was married.”

Unknown: “That’s huge news there.”

Trump: “No, no, Nancy. No this was [inaudible] and I moved on her very heavily in fact I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture. I moved on her like a bitch. I couldn’t get there and she was married. Then all-of-a-sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.”

Bush: “Your girl’s hot as shit. In the purple.”

Multiple voices: “Whoah. Yes. Whoah.”

Bush: “Yes. The Donald has scored. Whoah my man.”

Trump: “Look at you. You are a pussy.”

Bush: “You gotta get the thumbs up.”

Trump: “Maybe it’s a different one.”

Bush: “It better not be the publicist. No, it’s, it’s her.”

Trump: “Yeah that’s her with the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful… I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything.”

Bush: “Whatever you want.”

Trump: “Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”

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