Squirrel!

Yesterday:

Senator Eric Schmitt
[September 25, 2026]

FACT: Congress is the only entity that can empower a governing body to establish clear, enforceable rules for college sports.
College sports are uniquely American–it’s worth preserving.
[….]

Nothing else of any importance is going on in America right now. Apparently.

There is much hilarity in the responses:

Racist pig

Does Congress have anything to do with declaring war? Just curious…

Yes…I believe that’s in the Constitution right after the Congressional war powers clause. LOLGOP

Thank God you’re taking care of this Senator this morning when I was pumping $80 for the gas into my car it’s all I could think about was college sports

me too when I was at buying groceries at Aldi last week .. I thought God thank you for My senators attention to college sports

Any comment on Senator Tuberville’s Senate floor rant on the influx of furries in aviation? 😅🤣😂

Actually, the NCAA and the NAIA are fully able to establish rules if it’s really a major issue.

Got it. We don’t need clear enforceable rules for our government. Glad you’re fighting for college sports. It’s literally the single most important issue. We can all sleep better tonight folks! Life will be affordable again when this is fixed

I thought that’s what the NCAA is for

dude, read the room.

That’s awesome. Any headway on that healthcare plan?

Sadly, no.

Really tackling the most important issues arent you?

He just chases media exposure on irrelevant topics thinking this impresses MO constituency. Every post just exposes how bad he is out of touch with reality

That’ll really help get the cost of fuel and groceries down! Thank you, Senator!

How does this help all Missourians?

I didn’t realize this was major concern

How about first working on , for example, cost of living

This post instantly lowered gas prices.

“$4.29 a gallon for gas, $6.29 a gallon for diesel”

Sadly, no.

Yeah, that 1% of college students is a scary number. Don’t worry about gas prices or tainted food or a war.

The question is , can Congress halt the advancement of furries in the airlines?

My grocery bill is going down just talking about this. 🤡🤡🤡

You can’t be out of a job fast enough.

Senator Eric Schmitt
You wouldn’t know a fact if it walked up and slapped you in the face.

Let’s start trying to work on issues that’s affect your everyday constituents.

Thank goodness you are not addressing lowering healthcare, gas and grocery prices for Missouri residents .. college athletes is the number one issue facing Missouri voters …

Um we might have more pressing matters, Sir

Thank you Eric for fixing this vital issue that affects like .000001 percent of Missourians. Pretty sure you will be thanked at your next election!

Way to zero in on the critical issues here, Eric! I’m sure putting Congress in charge of college sports rules will immediately bring down the cost of gas, groceries and everything else. Not to mention extricating ourselves from an illegal war and putting an end to all the Dear Leader taxpayer-funded vanity projects in DC.

Squirrel!

Yep that fixes my $6.24/diesel!!!! So glad you are working on your constituents priorities

Eric Schmitt does what Russia wants

Because this is the MOST important thing happening right now in our country, right Eric????

Aren’t we fighting a war???

I’m so thankful we have a senator who focuses on college sports! It’s worth the pain felt in my entire body when choosing between filling my gas tank or just taking it to half so I can buy some groceries for dinner. Thank you, Senator Eric Schmitt, said nobody ever🤬.

Why do you keep posting about this?

1950.

Can you do maybe anything to help regular Missourians with affordability?

‘Sorry, all I can do is change the name of chimichangas to America rolls’

The chimichanga was reportedly invented by Monica Flin, El Charro Café, in Tucson, Arizona around 1950 when she accidently dropped a burrito into a deep fryer, started to swear, and switched to chimichanga (thingamajig). So, already American.

If this is the best the GOP has, the midterms are going to be a bigger blowout than anyone is predicting. Blue 🌊

Diesel is 6.25…..

Could you explain how this is lowering gas, grocery, healthcare, childcare, etc., prices?

Thank God we dont have any other issues like affordable Healthcare, housing, insurance, gas, diesel, well pretty much affordable anything, and here you are worried about semi pro college sports 😉

Why does my state have so many Stupids in it to vote a useless POS like you into office.

As the average American sinks further into despair, at least they won’t have to worry about one of the eight or nine Trans people in college sports getting an unfair advantage. Thanks, Senator, for focusing on the truly important matters of the day.

People and soldiers are dying in Iran. Focus, a**hat.

Focused on the exact priorities that will do absolutely nothing to resolve the actual issues voters care about. Keep it up, give more reasons to vote for your opponent.

What about this crap economy, Senator?

Move along, little doggy, we want cheaper gas and groceries.

He’s still talking about college sports!?! 🤦🏻‍♂️

Sadly, yes.

He voted yes to stay in a war with $4.50 gas and 6.50 diesel and all he can talk about is college sports.

You clueless, worthless, POS

Really important stuff.. maybe gas prices or inflation or groceries might top the list. Another worthless MO senator!!

People are starving, rural hospitals are closing and our president has taken is to an illegal war and all you can talk about is sports?

This country is on fire and all you are focused on lately is college sports.
It’s almost like you’re trying to avoid some tough issues……..

There’s that.

Rome is burning….and you’re talking about kids games!

My comment is WTF Senator Schmitt. You have constituents that can’t afford gas, groceries, utilities. Housing prices are out of control. We are in a war that no one wanted but the President. You are focused on college sports. Missouri, we have to vote this guy out. He couldn’t care less about you.

Eric Schmitt you are a TOOL

What difference does it Make Eric? Congress was to be the only entity that could declare war! Why are the Republicans focused on college sports? Where is the healthcare plan that Republicans say they are working on? The house and Senate are not doing their constituents! They only want to help the big donors!

Just bringing this to everyone’s attention. Here lately we are inundated by election idiocy. This guy is worried about Trans athletes, Tuberville about ” furries” in airplanes, and Hegseth about testosterone in males in the military. Most people are worried about gas, groceries, utilities, house payment or rent. Kinda strange how government officials worry more about other people’s sexuality than taking care of AFFORDABILITY! Js.

I wish you cared as much about the US Constitution as you do about sports.

Who cares. What about this lunatic who started this war and screwed everyone?

But Eric, you can sell yourself the highest bidder. You’re also an idiot.

This isn’t important. You’re a waste of our money.

Fuck Off!🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

What the f**k is this? No one cares.

Hitting hard on the important stuff in our country right now, I see.
You are a worthless turd blossom.

Our lives do not circle around sports. When we’re concerned about the price of gas and groceries and pedophiles that are in the White House
Get off the sports train and do your freaking job

U have bigger fish to fry u worthless ass hat 🤬🤬🤬!

98% of the college students probably don’t want treasonous collaborators in their congress either.

Schmitt should be more worried about this country and it’s corrupt president than worried about sports
What a POS

Imagine a Missourian who can’t buy food right now watching their Senator passionately preaching about college sports day after day after day…priorities I guess.

Is this the only thing you are focused on? We don’t care like you don’t care about real issues.

Who the hell cares. How about addressing the quagmire in Iran, gas prices and rampant inflation? Or medical care. Or the president’s runaway spending on a ballroom, golf course, and a monument to himself that would make Albert Speer blush.

Between your trans crap and Tuberville and his furries it’s non-stop rube chumming.

Want to know what we Missourians want to see preserved? The Constitution you Trump toady culture warrior. But you have no spine for that because if you speak out against the obviously corrupt, inept and incompetent Dear Leader you’re afraid he will mean tweet you.

You’re really kinda lucky you’re not up for reelection next month, huh?🤔

College sports? You can’t be serious.

Would you, at my earliest convenience, preferably 2 years ago, fuck off with this college sports bullshit. What the fuckbare you doing abou $6+ diesel, you stupid fuck?

Do you EVER do ANYTHING that actually helps Missourians? No. Gotta keep those donors happy, though. Right? Despicable grifter.

Senator Eric Schmitt damn man! Any chance you could be focusing on something besides college sports?! How about our groceries our gas prices inflation interest rates! How about the fact that we have a freaking criminal in the oval office that has no guard rails! I’m sorry everyone in Congress right now is a total bag of shit! You just got off five weeks recess and then you’re on another seven weeks while Americans are flailing in the wind watching our young people fight a war that was illegally started because none of you have a set of balls to keep this president in line.

Shut the fuck already. You post like a 12 year old child. Endlessly.

Eric Schmitt (r) [2025 file photo].