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What were they thinking?

11 Saturday Apr 2026

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The weren’t.

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…

It didn’t go well.

Shipwreck ‪@shipwreck75.bsky.social‬

VP JD Vance says the Iranian regime refused to reach a deal during negotiations in Pakistan.

At the end of the press conference, the Vice President was asked what this means and if we are going back to war, he did not respond. Vice president’s press conference lasted under 4 min.

8:45 PM · Apr 11, 2026

Ron Filipkowski ‪@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social‬

So killing their spiritual leader, bombing an elementary school, threatening to wipe out their civilization, referring to it as a Christian holy war, and sending Mr. Personality Vance to negotiate didn’t get things resolved?

9:07 PM · Apr 11, 2026

Judd Legum ‪@juddlegum.bsky.social‬

There is absolutely no justification for calling Vance anti-interventionalist. He supports the war in Iran. (And he supported all of Trump’s other foreign interventions.) As the chief negotiator, he has decided the best course is for the war in Iran to continue.

9:30 PM · Apr 11, 2026

our Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow ‪@tomtomorrow.bsky.social‬

probably the most common folk wisdom I knew growing up was “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it”. clearly history’s most special boy donald j trump never heard about that one.

9:33 PM · Apr 11, 2026

Ozymandias Trump

10 Friday Apr 2026

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Today:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

I am pleased to announce that TODAY my Administration officially filed the presentation and plans to the highly respected Commission of Fine Arts for what will be the GREATEST and MOST BEAUTIFUL Triumphal Arch, anywhere in the World. This will be a wonderful addition to the Washington D.C. area for all Americans to enjoy for many decades to come! President DONALD J. TRUMP

3.44k ReTruths 14.9k Likes Apr 10, 2026, 5:07 PM

The Leni Riefenstahl documentary is gonna be lit.

TACO Tuesday

07 Tuesday Apr 2026

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JoJoFromJerz ‪@jojofromjerz.bsky.social‬

So, Trump has agreed stop bombing Iran if they agree to open the strait that wasn’t closed until Trump started bombing Iran?

6:14 PM · Apr 7, 2026

Ron Filipkowski ‪@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social‬

So Trump accepted the 10-point peace plan that Iran proposed previously that Trump said was “not good enough.” But now it is apparently good enough. Art of the Deal.

6:39 PM · Apr 7, 2026

Blink.

And Iran gets $2,000,000.00 per ship in toll revenue? So much winning.

Previously:

TACO or Mushrooms? (April 7, 2026)

TACO or Mushrooms?

07 Tuesday Apr 2026

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“A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again…”

This morning:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!

12.8k ReTruths 53.5k Likes Apr 07, 2026, 7:06 AM

Call your U.S. Representative and U.S. Senators NOW.

What good is the 25th Amendment if it’s never used when we need it?

05 Sunday Apr 2026

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25th Amendment
[….]
Section 4.

Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President.
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Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…

This morning:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP

11.2k ReTruths 47.7k Likes Apr 05, 2026, 7:03 AM

“Fuck Trump and Fuck You for Voting for Him”

Previously:

We are the only people on the planet stupid enough to elect this individual…twice (April 1, 2026)

Wholly War (April 4, 2026)

Something, something Czar

03 Friday Apr 2026

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I’m so old I remember…

Friday, October 23, 2009
SENATOR COLLINS’ LIST OF 18 CZARS
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Republican enablers and Donald Trump (r) are shameless. But, then, you already knew that.

This morning:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

Vice President JD Vance is now in charge of “FRAUD” in the United States. It is massive and pervasive, and the job he will be doing, in conjunction with many great people within the Trump Administration, will be a major factor in how great the future of our Country will be. We will call him the “FRAUD CZAR,” and his focus will be “EVERYWHERE,” but primarily in those Blue States where CROOKED DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS, like those in California, Illinois, Minnesota (Somalia beware!), Maine, New York, and many others, have had a “free for all” in the unprecedented theft of Taxpayer Money. The numbers are so large that, if successful, we would literally be able to balance our American Budget. Raids have already started in L.A. Good Luck JD!

10.9k ReTruths 46k Likes Apr 03, 2026, 7:05 AM

“…We will call him the ‘FRAUD CZAR’…”

Another great moment in ironic marketing.

We are the only people on the planet stupid enough to elect this individual…twice

01 Wednesday Apr 2026

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Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

We are the only Country in the World STUPID enough to allow “Birthright” Citizenship! President DONALD J. TRUMP

4.88k ReTruths 18.1k Likes Apr 01, 2026, 11:20 AM

The reality:

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….35 countries with unrestricted born-in-a-country citizenship, i.e., that unconditionally endow citizenship to anyone born in their jurisdiction.

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Antigua and Barbuda
Argentina [population: @ 46 million] *
Barbados
Belize
Bolivia [population: @ 12 million]
Brazil [population: @ 213 million]
Canada [population: @ 40 million]
Chad [population: @ 21 million]
Chile [population: @ 20 million]
Costa Rica
Cuba [population: @ 11 million]
Dominica
Ecuador [population: @ 18 million]
El Salvador
Fiji
Grenada
Guatemala [@ 19 million]
Guyana
Honduras [population: @ 11 million]
Jamaica
Lesotho
Mexico [population: @ 133 million]
Nicaragua
Panama
Paraguay [population: @ 7 million]
Peru [population: @ 35 million]
St. Kitts and Nevis
St. Lucia
St. Vincent and the Grenadines
Tanzania [population: @ 72 million]
Trinidad and Tobago
Tuvalu
United States [population: @ 347 million]
Uruguay
Venezuela [population: @ 28 million]

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* total population estimates for various countries from various sources

Note: most of these nations, though not all, are in the western hemisphere. Think about that for just a second.