Oh, FFS…

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Mark Alford (r) [2023 file photo].

Today:

Congressman Mark Alford
[April 1, 2026]

PREPARED FOR TAKEOFF: On the ground at the Kennedy Space Center for the Artemis II Launch!
For the first time in 50+ years, America is headed back to the Moon. Brave U.S. astronauts are prepared to go to space in one of the most powerful rockets ever built! We are in the Golden Age of American GREATNESS💫🚀🇺🇸
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…Brave U.S. astronauts are prepared to go to space in one of the most powerful rockets ever built!…

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Canadian Space Agency (CSA) astronaut Jeremy Hansen will fly to the Moon on the Artemis II mission, the first crewed flight test of the Orion spacecraft launching on the SLS rocket. He will become the first Canadian to ever venture to the Moon.

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Oh, Canada.

We are the only people on the planet stupid enough to elect this individual…twice

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Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

We are the only Country in the World STUPID enough to allow “Birthright” Citizenship! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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The reality:

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….35 countries with unrestricted born-in-a-country citizenship, i.e., that unconditionally endow citizenship to anyone born in their jurisdiction.

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Antigua and Barbuda
Argentina [population: @ 46 million] *
Barbados
Belize
Bolivia [population: @ 12 million]
Brazil [population: @ 213 million]
Canada [population: @ 40 million]
Chad [population: @ 21 million]
Chile [population: @ 20 million]
Costa Rica
Cuba [population: @ 11 million]
Dominica
Ecuador [population: @ 18 million]
El Salvador
Fiji
Grenada
Guatemala [@ 19 million]
Guyana
Honduras [population: @ 11 million]
Jamaica
Lesotho
Mexico [population: @ 133 million]
Nicaragua
Panama
Paraguay [population: @ 7 million]
Peru [population: @ 35 million]
St. Kitts and Nevis
St. Lucia
St. Vincent and the Grenadines
Tanzania [population: @ 72 million]
Trinidad and Tobago
Tuvalu
United States [population: @ 347 million]
Uruguay
Venezuela [population: @ 28 million]

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* total population estimates for various countries from various sources

Note: most of these nations, though not all, are in the western hemisphere. Think about that for just a second.

14th dimensional chess

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Apparently.

Mark Alford (r) [2025 file photo]

Today:

Congressman Mark Alford
[March 31, 2026]

Democrats left TSA workers without pay. President Trump stepped in and got them paid.
Now airport lines are moving again—and Americans are seeing the difference. The left must stop playing games, fund DHS & end the chaos.
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A day early. Heh.

Some of the responses to Mark Alford (r):

Why didn’t Trump do this earlier?

He can only take Emergency action when it becomes an actual emergency.

Cool. So only a week in was not an emergency? Calling in ICE was not an emergency?

The Republicans kept voting to not pay the TSA workers, the congressman from Missouri speaks with a crooked tongue.

Republicans voted against paying them 7 times.
Still not requiring ICE ro follow normal police procedures.

Now that’s funny Mark!

“Solved” the problem that he caused. It’s the equivalent of praising your teenager for totalling their car but doing a great job finding a new one.

weird…the democrats have controlled 0 branches of government in the last 12 months. Therefore…it can’t be their fault??? Weird.

Funny that.

Trump caused the problem.
Trump solved the problem.
Trump is the hero! 🙄

So he had the ability to do that the whole time¿¿

Solving a self created problem, nice.

Problem created and then announced solved. It isn’t solved…you people aren’t working together. Every day it gets more ridiculous.

The Democrats had nine different legislative proposals for funding TSA don’t lie

asking these GOP Congressmen not to lie isn’t possible..every post is a lie with them

He could of done that weeks ago but he chose to let them suffer, just like Republicans did the eight times they voted against a bill to pay TSA workers.

yep, because Trump is the biggest drama queen

So he could have payed them the entire time?

he was trying to use them as a threat to bully the Dems into passing the SAVE Act which hands elections over to his fed govt—so they “never lose again” as he said

And you are on a 2 week vacation.

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 soooooo He is a hero for doing something he could have done in the beginning

He gets a participation trophy, too.

Great job solving the problem you caused.

Why didn’t he do that to begin with?🤡

Thou shalt not lie.

When did control of the White House, Congress and the Senate shift to the Democrats?

Wow … he keeps solving the problems he creates

Please tell me how it was the democrats. What were republicans willing to negotiate on? I’m seriously curious, because I only heard what the democrats put forth to come to some resolution, I haven’t seen what the republicans put forth.

Cause a problem, temporary fix the problem, claim a victory. The maga way

So he could have done this the whole time, instead used TSA workers as pawns in political theater and you think that makes him admirable?

No Kings – Warrensburg, Missouri – March 28, 2026

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400 to 500 people demonstrated on the Johnson County Courthouse lawn in Warrensburg, Missouri starting at noon today. The No Kings rally included a number of speakers who emphasized peacefulness, purpose, persistence and voting.

“No Wars, No ICE, No Kings”

“Save Our Democracy…”

“Kindness can’t sit down…”

“No Kings”

“Morons Are Governing America”

“FDJT”

“Freedom…”

“No War”

“Resist the Constitution, expect a Revolution”

“…Human Rights…”

“No Kings”

“Only caring about your own rights is exactly how you lose them”

“Transpeople deserve visibility, acceptance, respect”

“The power of the people…”

“I prefer my ICE crushed”

“The wrong ICE is melting”

“Monarchs yes, Kings no”

“Too many issues…”

“We the People”

Previously:

Warrensburg, Missouri – No Kings – June 14, 2025 (June 14, 2025)

No Kings – Lee’s Summit, Missouri – March 28, 2026 (March 28, 2026)

No Kings – Lee’s Summit, Missouri – March 28, 2026

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The No Kings demonstration today in Lee’s Summit was scheduled to start at 10:00 a.m. By 9:00 a.m. individuals started gathering in the cold to line the right of way along Chipman Road east of Douglas. By 10:15 a.m. over a thousand people were holding protest signs, with more arriving.

“Defend Democracy”

“…Sucker and a Loser”

“We the people…”

There was a significant amount of supportive horn honking from passing traffic. Early on a pair of Karens rolled down the windows on their SUV which was stopped at the the traffic signal to excoriate the protesters. The didn’t seem to be pleased about the large turnout:

Karens.

Nisselue.

“This is not normal”

“Vote them out”

Power to the People.

“No Kings in America”

For all the right reasons.

“No Kings”

“No King, No War, No Ice”

“If only the government cared about the right ice”

“No Concentration Camps”

“Hillary was right about everything”

“Resist while you still can”

Where we’re headed.

“Resist”

“Memories”

“…Go fact yourself”

“We have friends everywhere”

“…Impeach, Convict, Expel…”

“Fascism…”

“If silence is all you bring…”

“No Kings”

“Trump Sucks”

The answer is blowing in the wind…

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Today:

Sam Graves
[March 27, 2026]

When I first ran for State Representative back in 1992, my aspiration was to represent my hometown of Tarkio, Missouri. I was a twenty-seven year old farmer who just wanted to stand up for a way of life and his community. I never could have imagined where that decision would take me.

For 8 years in the Missouri House and Senate, I fought for Northwest Missourians. From deregulating vehicle inspections, to standing for chain gangs, to securing funding for rural schools in the desegregation fight, I never lost sight of why I was sent to Jefferson City. Then, in 2000, the good, hardworking people of Missouri’s Sixth District entrusted me to be their voice in Congress.

For 26 years, I have had the privilege of serving, culminating in becoming the Chairman of the House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee and passing some of the most significant legislation in our nation’s history. The responsibility entrusted to me is not something I have ever taken for granted. Not for a single day.

What I’m most proud of is the work my team did when Washington made life harder for the people of Missouri’s Sixth. Together, we stood with hundreds of thousands of Missourians in their toughest moments. We helped them cut through red tape and navigate a system that often felt stacked against them. We got them answers and fought to deliver real results when they needed them most.

I’ve said all of that to say this: After considerable reflection, 2026 will be my final year in Congress. This wasn’t an easy decision, but it’s the right one. I believe in making room for the next generation. It’s time to pass the torch and allow a new guard of conservative leaders to step forward and chart a path forward for Missourians.

That doesn’t mean I’m slowing down, not even close. As I enter the 4th quarter of my life, I have more left in me. As many of you know, I don’t let grass grow under my feet. We’ve still got a lot of work to do. I’m going to fight to protect Missouri interests as we work to shape this year’s Highway Bill. I plan to finish this last term the same way I started, full speed ahead.

Maintaining our strong democratic republic will always depend on good people stepping up to serve from every corner of our great nation. I’m grateful for my colleagues in both parties, for the people I’ve worked alongside, and even for the opponents who challenged me and made me better. Public service isn’t easy. It takes hard work, humility, a thick skin, and a willingness to fight for what’s right
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At the end of the day, I’m still the farmer from Northwest Missouri. You’ll find me back home on the farm nearly every weekend, after all, it is planting season. In fact, I’ll probably be on a tractor this weekend. And come Monday, I’ll be heading back through Kansas City on my way to D.C. to keep doing the job you sent me there to do.

From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

It has been the honor of a lifetime.

Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

“…to standing for chain gangs, to securing funding for rural schools in the desegregation fight…”

The 1950s called, they want their cultural hegemony back.

Some of the viewable responses to Sam Graves (r):

You haven’t had a Townhall since 2012. We don’t care.

on to lucrative lobbying. prob farm bureau.

Now let’s replace him with someone who CARES about the WORKING CLASS !!

boot licker

TACO! [blink]

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This evening:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

The Radical Left Democrats, and their “Leader,” Cryin’ Chuck Schumer, have made it very clear where they stand, and that is, ON THE SIDE OF CRIMINAL ILLEGAL ALIENS, AND NOT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. They are refusing to fund Immigration Enforcement unless the Republicans agree to their Open Border Policies, which will never, ever happen again. They almost destroyed our Country, allowing 25 Million People to enter from Prisons, Mental Institutions, and Insane Asylums, those that are Drug Dealers, and thousands of Murderers, many of whom killed more than one person. Because the Democrats have recklessly created a true National Crisis, I am using my authorities under the Law to protect our Great Country, as I always will do! Therefore, I am going to sign an Order instructing the Secretary of Homeland Security, Markwayne Mullin, to immediately pay our TSA Agents in order to address this Emergency Situation, and to quickly stop the Democrat Chaos at the Airports. It is not an easy thing to do, but I am going to do it! I want to thank our hardworking TSA Agents and also, ICE, for the incredible help they have given us at the Airports. I will not allow the Radical Left Democrats to hold our Country hostage any longer. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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Bad polls will do that.

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…