28 Sunday Nov 2021
Posted in Josh Hawley, social media, US Senate
Josh Hawley (r) [2016 file photo].
Yesterday, the third Senator from Virginia:
Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
She’s right
[….]
10:28 AM · Nov 27, 2021
And, a succinct response:
MaKin @KiarKini
Replying to @HawleyMO
Dude you have an Apple podcast
12:30 PM · Nov 27, 2021
Heh.
26 Friday Nov 2021
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This afternoon in west central Missouri:
Let’s pass the gas.
Going down, eh?
Previously:
Passing gas (November 11, 2021)
26 Friday Nov 2021
Posted in Josh Hawley, social media, US Senate
Trolling the ridiculous scold, right wingnut, and third senator from Virginia:
Chuck Hatfield
@chuckhatfield
Little thanksgiving fun—to own Josh Hawley.
[…]
12:33 PM · Nov 25, 2021
Josh Hawley (r) [2016 file photo].
Previously:
Apparently Ted Cruz (r) was getting too much attention… (November 7, 2021)
Not understanding that you’re the punch line in your own joke (November 10, 2021)
22 Monday Nov 2021
Posted in Josh Hawley, social media, US Senate
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family values, Josh Hawley, Pennsylvania, Sean Parnell, social media, Twitter, U.S. Senate, Virginia
Oops.
Josh Hawley (r) [2016 file photo].
Two short months ago:
Sean Parnell @SeanParnellUSA
Its an honor to have the endorsement of @HawleyMO!
I look forward to working with him in the US Senate to stop the radical Biden Agenda in its tracks.Now let’s go Win Pennsylvania & Save America!
[….]
12:09 PM · Sep 30, 2021
[….]
Ohio Township, PA – Sean Parnell today announced the endorsement of U.S. Senator Josh Hawley. Hawley is a constitutional conservative who is widely regarded as one of the nation’s leading constitutional lawyers who has litigated before the U.S, Supreme Court.‘Sean Parnell has dedicated his life to the service of our nation,’ said Senator Josh Hawley. ‘Sean is a hero, patriot, and the kind of conservative fighter we desperately need in Washington. I am honored to endorse him in his race for U.S. Senate, and I am certain Sean Parnell will represent Pennsylvania well and be a conservative voice that puts America first.’
‘I am honored to have the support of Senator Josh Hawley,’ said Sean Parnell. ‘I look forward to working with Senator Hawley to push back against the extreme agenda of Joe Biden and Chuck Schumer for a smaller, more conservative federal government.’
[….]
What state is Josh Hawley supposed to be from?
Today:
Republican Sean Parnell suspends candidacy for Pennsylvania Senate seat
Updated 5:35 PM ET, Mon November 22, 2021(CNN)Sean Parnell, the Republican endorsed by former President Donald Trump for Pennsylvania’s open US Senate seat, announced on Monday he is suspending his campaign.
[….]
Well.
16 Tuesday Nov 2021
Posted in Josh Hawley, social media, US Senate
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Fascist pig, Josh Hawley, micromanagement, Public Education, right wingnut, U.S. Senate, Virginia
Gimmick of the week.
Josh Hawley [2016 file photo].
“The most dangerous place to stand in Washington D.C. is any place between Senator Josh Hawley and a live microphone” – Charles P. Pierce
Yesterday:
Josh Hawley
@HawleyMO
Parents’ Bill of Rights is needed to combat Left’s indoctrination of students
[….]
10:17 AM · Nov 15, 2021
Just a few of the comments:
I wish you took school shootings this seriously.
Gotta protect Grandma’s right to keep her grandkids from finding out what which side she was on in the 60s
What in the world are you talking about? My #Missouri teachers taught me about Laura Ingalls Wilder.
If Josh lived in Missouri he probably would know that.
Or not. The knowing part.
Josh, can you please share a list of actual obstacles preventing me from engaging with my child’s school district’s teachers, administrators and staff?
I am really tired of your lies. I am a public school teacher. Come to my classroom, I am more concerned with getting students to read and write proficiently. Who has time to indoctrinate?
It’s projection. Josh Hawley (r) wants indoctrination.
Funny, I don’t have a problem engaging with my school district. Of course I don’t feel the need to threaten the school board members, the faculty or the superintendent either. Maybe your groupies should learn to have conversations instead of using threats of violence.
Teaching America’s uncomfortable truths is not indoctrination.
Ridiculous. If you want to white-up & man-up history, don’t do it at my kid’s expense. I want my kids to know what really happened, ESPECIALLY the bad stuff, so it doesn’t happen again. Are you trying to hide past discrimination so you can introduce it again? Or burn some books?
Well, not his book.
Your attack on edu is just another subversive effort to dismantle edu (for control, obviously)
Good parenting should go a long way in buffering children from whatever they may encounter outside the house, where ever they may encounter it. So just step up your parenting game.
Yes- history and science are so scary. People who don’t learn those things are what is wrong with this country
Please produce a single set of CRT curriculum materials.
Sir, if you could get the parents interested in their children’s education that would be great.
Signed,
Every Teacher in the Country
Show us on the doll where information hurt you, Josh.
Why don’t you introduce a bill to combat insurrections on the Capitol?
This is all in your head. It’s a false narrative. Meanwhile, billions of dollars are headed to Missouri to improve our infrastructure.
The stuff he didn’t vote for?
[….] Should Arabic Numerals be taught in school?
Heh.
We can hardly get kids to write their names on their papers. This whole thing is ridiculous and one more insult to educators everywhere
Don’t forget to include our right not to be abducted by space aliens. Also, I think green leafy vegetables should be outlawed.
So..education is indoctrination…wow
When you’re afraid of school education, maybe it’s you that’s out of touch?
Parents already have these rights. They just have to care enough to ask.
WTH?
Apparently, it’s not considered indoctrination when schools ONLY teach subjects that conservatives like Hawley want taught in schools.[….]
Bashing teachers didn’t work. Mandatory testing didn’t work. How else will the Republicans privatize schools and collect the cash?
Stay tuned.
Teaching facts and the truth about our history isn’t indoctrination. You always accuse others of the things you’re doing yourself. Attempting to restrict education is the real indoctrination and that’s exactly what you’re trying to do. We see through your lies.
Josh, get positively bent.
Only in crazy GQP land is learning science, history and math considered “indoctrination”.
You sink lower all the time. How can you look in the mirror at yourself?
Easy.
Politicizing Parenting is a losing proposition and smacks of desperation! I’m guessing that your previous attempt to make “Masculinity” your platform failed! Now onto the next thing to become relevant.
Fear Mongering hatriot spreads more lies.
It’s in his nature.
11 Thursday Nov 2021
Posted in Josh Hawley, media criticism, social media, US Senate
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gas, gaslighting, gasoline, Josh Hawley, missouri, social media, Twitter, U.S. Senate, Vicky Hartzler
Gas prices in west central Missouri, Thursday afternoon, November 11, 2021:
You’d think he’d have noticed if he bothered to spend any time in Missouri.
Josh Hawley (r) [2016 file photo].
The third senator from Virginia doesn’t have a clue. Yesterday:
Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
The Joe Biden economy: Inflation has taken away all the wage gains for workers and then some
[….]
4:48 PM · Nov 10, 2021
Some of the responses:
As long as Pornhub and Xbox do not increase their subscription rates, we’re good.
We see what you did there.
That’s a strange way to misspell cutting child poverty in half, 5.5 million new jobs in 9 months, a $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill, real environmental progress after 4 years of backtracking & corruption, and 200 million vaccines in arms. [….]
He wouldn’t know about Missiouri gas prices. He lives in Virginia but somehow serves in the Senate for Missiouri
In case you didn’t know joshy…the president doesn’t make the oil prices…that would be your donors as$h○Le.
No, seriouly, tell us how you really feel.
I bought unleaded regular today in SGF MO for $3.11 Of course if you lived in Ozark…… you’d know that
Josh Hawley (r) is not the only gaslighter from Missouri.
Vicky Hartzler (r) [2021 file photo].
And, the same photo:
Rep. Vicky Hartzler @RepHartzler
Another “gut punch” to the wages of the American people.President Biden’s incompetence has resulted in the decline of real hourly wages.
[….]
2:03 PM · Nov 10, 2021
Tell us again who voted against increasing the minimum wage?
No one on their staffs in Washington, D.C. bothered to check gas prices in Missouri. As if they cared.
Some of the responses:
You still get your 174k and your subsidies.
By the way, what is the average price of a gallon of gas in your district? Do you know?
In the meantime, why don’t you tell us what YOU would do?
Heh.
Your incompetence is pathetic
Well, yes.
10 Wednesday Nov 2021
Posted in Josh Hawley, social media, US Senate
Josh Hawley (r) [2016 file photo].
Breitbart.
Yesterday afternoon:
Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
Leftist Pundits, Media Melt Down over Josh Hawley‘s Defense of Masculinity
[….]
4:31 PM · Nov 9, 2021
Heh.
There is much hilarity in the responses:
I’m not a pundit. I just can’t find that section in the Constitution which makes it the Senate’s responsibility to define standards of masculinity and feminity.
Seriously could you share something from a real newspaper once
If “loud laughter” is the same as “melt down,” sure.
No, we’re LAUGHING at you. There’s a difference. [….]
Mocking, really.
Today on Twitter, Joshie copies and pasted headlines.
Heh.
No one ‘melted down’. We were too busy laughing our faces off. (Seriously? A US Senator expending time on such a subject? Please.)
It’s not a meltdown, Josh. We are laughing at you.
I think you are confusing “melt down over” with “made fun of.”
I didn’t realize “melt down” was code for “rolling around on the floor laughing with tears streaming down their faces.”
Shouldn’t that be @hawleyVA
You really are an idiot. [….]
Not melt down. They are laughing at you. You are so out of touch with reality.
No one melted. They just see you as ridiculous.
If by “meltdown” you mean “mocking derision of a stupid publicity stunt.”
I think you’ve confused meltdown with ruthlessly mocking you.
Who, us?
Melt down or laugh their asses off?
07 Sunday Nov 2021
Posted in Josh Hawley, social media, US Senate
Josh Hawley (r) [2016 file photo].
Axios @axios
Television Sen. Josh Hawley tells #AxiosOnHBO that he’ll make masculinity a signature political issue, because he claims “the left” is telling men: “You’re part of the problem…Your masculinity is inherently problematic.”
[….]
5:20 PM · Nov 7, 2021
The ball is now in Ted’s court.
Previously:
Trying to out dumbass Josh Hawley (r)…and succeeding (November 6, 2021)
Cancún (November 7, 2021)
06 Saturday Nov 2021
Posted in Josh Hawley, social media, US Senate
Tags
anti-vaccine, Big Bird, Corona virus, COVID-19, dumbass, Josh Hawley, pandemic, right wingnut, Sesame Street, social media, Ted Cruz, Twitter
They said it couldn’t be done.
American Goldfinch, Carduelis tristis.
Canon 5D III, 2.8 70-200 mm, 2x III.
F 5.6, 1/800, ISO 400, 400 mm.
This evening:
Ted Cruz @tedcruz
Government propaganda…for your 5 year old!Big Bird @BigBird
I got the COVID-19 vaccine today! My wing is feeling a little sore, but it’ll give my body an extra protective boost that keeps me and others healthy.Ms. @EricaRHill even said I’ve been getting vaccines since I was a little bird. I had no idea!
You’re losing big time if you’re trying to take on a giant yellow bird via social media.
There is much hilarity in the responses:
This totally worked for Mitt Romney in 2012 so, please, keep going.
BigBird’s been getting vaccinated since 1972, but you’re just now squalling about it.
You might learn quicker if you had been watching regularly. [….]
He’s gonna be so upset when he learns that there’s a vampire who counts.
Cancun Cruz yells at 6 year old yellow bird…didn’t have that on my bingo card.
Big Bird has supported public health since the 1970’s, bird brain. [….]
Today’s tweet is brought you by the letters F and U. [….]
Big Bird didn’t fly down to Cancun during a blizzard, he stayed and helped his friends on Sesame Street
It must be hard to constantly find things to feign outrage over.
It’s not easy being Ted.
I don’t think 5 year olds have Twitter accounts, Ted.
Welp, you can’t tell us how to get to Sesame Street, but you sure you can tell us how to get to Cancun.
What’s Big Bird’s official position in the government?
Right, because everyone knows five-year-olds make their own decisions when it comes to inoculations.
Right now we are witnessing a sitting U.S. Senator getting mad at a fictional bird
Welcome to America.
Yep. Right up there with programs showing kids how to properly brush their teeth.
Heh.
04 Thursday Nov 2021
Posted in Josh Hawley, social media, US Senate
Josh Hawley (r) [2016 file photo].
Yesterday:
Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
The message from last night’s GOP sweep in VA and the shocker of a race NJ is crystal clear: voters don’t want what the Democrats are selling. They don’t want parents persecuted, they don’t want critical race theory, they don’t want woke liberalism
7:20 AM · Nov 3, 2021
There is much hilarity in the responses, as usual:
Insurrectionist has analysis.
I’m curious how you determine which elections are fair and which ones should be overturned? [….] Also, are you registered to vote in your home state of Virginia?
1/6
Interesting how CRT isn’t even taught in VA, nor in most schools either. But you all found something to try to stir of white suburban voters, after TFG lost them for you. Well played, sir, well played.
Here’s #heehaw running fir his LIFE from the “tourists” on 1/6. [….]
Wait, so you’re saying this election wasn’t fraudulent? What’s different in this one Hawley? Virginia had mail in voting. Aren’t you going to call to have their votes thrown out?
I’m assuming you voted for Youngkin?
So no fraud? Not any? No audits needed? What changed?
Critical Race Theory is part of law school curriculum. It is NOT in K-12 school curriculum and you know it. Stop it. Just stop it.
Parents aren’t being prosecuted. They are attacking and threatening school board members. CRT is a dog whistle for racism. You know CRT is not being taught in schools. Be honest. It’s really not hard.
Every time a person cries about CRT then we all know that those same people work really hard to deceive and impart hate on to others.
As compared to “Woke Fascism”? [….]
Yep. They showed how far we still have to go to achieve equity and equality in the USA. Very disheartening how frightened white people still are today.
It feels like you accept the results of our election results that have early voting and no picture ID required in VA. Interesting.
what is critical race theory?
gross to use the word “persecuted” when talking about the white women flaunting their racism
Josh, can you please provide a list of K-12 public schools in Missouri that you can prove are teaching critical race theory?
He can’t even provide a list of towns in MO since he doesn’t live there
You have no idea what you’re talking about.
What passes for a flatbed truck at “…Yale, I think, or Harvard, one of those, one of those fancy ones…” (August 16, 2018)
the only thing that’ll stop a bad teacher with Critical Race Theory is a good teacher with Critical Race Theory
Dog whistle much?
The message is that fear, lies, and fantasy work better than truth. As you know.
Why were last night’s election results acceptable & those of November 2020 not?
That was a whole lot of words for “they want white supremacy”, Josh.
Tell me what CRT is and where it is taught..
Critical Race Theory is not taught in VA public schools.
The message from last night’s GOP sweep in VA & shocker of a race NJ is crystal clear: voters are falling for the “Freedom vs Tyranny” campaign the GOP is selling. No one wants parents persecuted, CRT isn’t taught in k-12, masks & vaccines save lives, but “Muh Freedom”.
Tell me don’t understand politics without telling us you don’t understand politics…
So our voting system works and can be trusted? Glad we cleared that up Josh!
One question, what is critical race theory?
Or, there were a lot of Republicans who didn’t vote for Trump. Who did you vote for in Virginia?
that doesn’t exist in their children’s schools. It is like y’all are fighting an imaginary opponent
So elections are safe and fair again? Cool.
Ok, so now you’ve got a result you like you won’t be inciting insurrection again? I guess that’s progress of a sort.
Interesting how you’re not talking about the possibility that there was voter fraud and that this election should be vetted thoroughly. So, I guess you now think the election system is working just fine. VERY INTERESTING.
Define Critical Race Theory, please
Who is persecuting parents??
Of course being educated in an liberal elite establishment, you know very well that CRT is NOT taught in American primary schools or even the vast majority of colleges. This is a manipulation by the GOP to scare voters. It works because, stupid.
How’s your masculinity Hawley?
Compensation (November 2, 2021)
STOP THE STEEL!
Was there an election in Pittsburgh?
The message from last night’s GOP sweep in VA is clear: You really can win with fear, lies and misdirection. Dog whistles affect humans after all.
I’m pretty sure Missouri wants their Senator to live in Missouri. Also critical race theory in schools is a non-issue because it’s not taught to children.
How about now giving all teachers who don’t teach CRT a huge raise, yes? Let’s defeat CRT for good! [….]
Creative.
What is critical race theory?
Democrats aren’t selling any of those things, Josh.
You should run for office in your home state of Virginia.
“Persecuted”….your victim complex grows stronger by the day. What a sad, weak little man you are.
What do you think critical race theory is josh?
It’s pretty hard to ban something that doesn’t exist, your kids aren’t learning critical race theory in k-12 education. The only way they’d be learning critical race theory is if they were in law school, in which case, congratulations.
And a few more…