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H.J. Res. 46: nope, it’s still not an emergency

15 Friday Mar 2019

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Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…

Yesterday, in the United States Senate:

Question: On the Joint Resolution (H.J. Res. 46 )
Vote Number: 49
Vote Date: March 14, 2019, 02:24 PM

Required For Majority: 1/2
Vote Result: Joint Resolution Passed

Vote Counts:
YEAs 59
NAYs 41

Missouri:
Blunt (R-MO), Yea
Hawley (R-MO), Nay

Heh.

Donald Trump (r) finally goes one step too far for Roy Blunt (r).

Roy Blunt (r) [2016 file photo].

Josh Hawley (r), constitutional scholar and strict constructionist hopeless sycophant and puppet, is more than good with Donald Trump’s (r) historically expansive view of presidential power.

Josh Hawley [2016 file photo].

H.J.Res.46 — 116th Congress (2019-2020)

AT THE FIRST SESSION
Begun and held at the City of Washington on Thursday,
the third day of January, two thousand and nineteen

Relating to a national emergency declared by the President on February 15, 2019.
Resolved by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled, That, pursuant to section 202 of the National Emergencies Act (50 U.S.C. 1622), the national emergency declared by the finding of the President on February 15, 2019, in Proclamation 9844 (84 Fed. Reg. 4949) is hereby terminated.

Speaker of the House of Representatives.

Vice President of the United States and
President of the Senate.

Mike Pence (r) has to sign the document? How awesome is that?

Previously:

H.J.Res.46: it’s not an emergency (February 26, 2019)

Sen Josh Hawley (r): “The Kansas City Star is so very mean to me.”

10 Sunday Mar 2019

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Josh Hawley (r) [2016 file photo].

Via Twitter:

Emojis? Seriously?

Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
.@KCStar you owe voters of this state & the readers you have left an apology. You claimed for months that I misused office resources for my Senate campaign. SOS report proves totally false. Now you’re frantically trying to save face by quoting Democrat donors as “experts”
10:50 AM – 6 Mar 2019

There is much hilarity in some of the responses:

What about your apology? Hold on the same SOS THAT??? Oh I get it

Huh… a guy being investigated attacking the press. Where have we seen this before?

So you saying it’s okay to use our state vehicles on your campaigns and have out of state campaign consultants tell our AG what to do? Always funny when one Republican investigates another and gives them them approval for breaking the law. Kind of like what you did for Greitens.

Joshy’s angry

You remind me so much of Donnie and that’s not a compliment.

What a statesman you are [….]

Tick, tock josh

I think Mr. Ladder Climber owes this state an apology for being such a partisan hack.

And for being a #carpetbagger. #MO is just a land of political opportunity for Hawley.

Start answering your damn phone.

Ditto.

The easiest way to stay out of the newspapers is to stop doing shady stuff. Kinda like grifting 101.

Josh Hawley gets bailed out by a buddy and he thinks that proves innocence. How’s that subpoena working out for you?

So here’s a Millenial in the privileged position of holding a Senate seat, which he received thanks to a massive corporate campaign to oust Claire McKaskill. What does this Senator do? Vote goose step with reactionaries.

I live in a state where my senator tweets at the local newspaper with emojis. Thanks @HawleyMO, I’m surprised you had time away from your next campaign to address this personally.

Baby Trump

…doo, doo, doo, doo…doo, doo.

Why doesn’t your office ever answer the phone?

May you be blessed by The Living God Mr.Josh

Donald Trump? Just asking.

Look at you pulling a full DT

Life sure isn’t fair, now isn’t it? For one so innocent, you are one who seems to protests a lot. This victim mentality just isn’t professional, now is it?

You said the AG was the job you wanted and that you were gonna stay in it. Here we are, though. Lying Josh.

Maybe instead of demanding apologies from the press you should apologize to the people of Missouri for the myriad of ways you’re screwing them over.

You owe voters an apology for being you. You are a climber and a user.

That issue where one of your campaign donors had a seat at the table during a Missouri SOS investigation into whether you used state resources during yor successful bid for U.S. Senate

How is your boy grietiens doing?

Why are you using trumps playbook?

He’s playing to the same base. Hope the ladder doesn’t slip.

I love that they served him the subpoena as he was leaving the stage at CPAC.

How about an inquiry where one of your buddies isn’t on the panel? Nice try though.

1. You had your own guy present throughout to influence the inquiry. 2. Witnesses were allowed to submit written answers. 3. Allegations not shown “totally false”. 4. Any senator who supports DT’s emergency declaration is not a constitutional conservative.

I understand you went to Harvard so I would assume that you understand this business is located in Missouri correct? You are attacking a business in the state you are supposed to be representing you moron.

You’re a cheat and an NRA ass kisser regardless. You could care less what your constituents want, only what Trump wants, and he’s another cheat.

Josh Hawley (r): grip and grin

05 Tuesday Mar 2019

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They have penalty kicks at republican photo ops?

This past weekend:

Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
Hanging out with the MO College Republican leaders today at Lincoln Days! Awesome group of young leaders
[….]
2:22 PM – 2 Mar 2019

Much hilarity ensued in the comments:

Wow so much diversity!

Typically diverse. Doesn’t look like our city.

Did you regale them with the story of that awesome time you were served with a subpoena right after you walked off the stage at CPAC (that wild bastion of looney-tunes bigots & extremists)?

Heh.

Grats on the subpoena.

Congrats on the subpoena brother.

The all white party. My.

i hate group photos, i also never know what to do with my hands

Ouch.

Sen. Josh Hawley (r): “Why are they so mean?”

10 Sunday Feb 2019

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“…the classic ‘legal’ definition of chutzpah…a person who kills his parents and pleads for the court’s mercy on the ground of being an orphan…”

Josh Hawley [2016 file photo].

Yeah, we know our file photos of Josh Hawley (r) are getting old. It’s not like he’s traveling around Missouri holding open public town halls in every little town with an even smaller diner on Main Street.

Thursday, from Josh Hawley (r), via Twitter:

Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
Delighted to vote to advance @realDonaldTrump nominee for AG, Bill Barr, to the Senate floor. Experienced, capable, trustworthy. Can’t believe not a single Dem would put politics aside to vote yes
3:17 PM – 7 Feb 2019

Some of the reponses:

Did he promise not to stop Mueller and to release the entire Mueller report unedited?

Darn those checks! Curse those balances!

Sarcasm. Nice.

Might mean he has issues.

Did you not see him whiff the softball question on systemic racism in the justice department? I guess they probably didn’t cover it on Fox News…

@ChrisCoons per @thehill “I believe that my responsibility to assess Mr. Barr’s candidacy requires me to consider Mr. Barr’s entire record, including his more recent writings and statements.”

Nothing about politics.

Do you mind asking him about his support for pardons for people involved with the Iran-Contra Affair? This constituent would just like to have his statements on that on the congressional record.

Show us your emails!

The delight of someone installed by and in service to wealthy, hard right, interests. Your delight is our cringe.

Sycophant

To the point.

Double negative there, Josh. Guess that Kansas City private schooling failed you.

Yeah, but he did use “delighted” in a sentence.

Gee it’s almost as if @senatemajldr popularized obstructionist politics or something

Do you remember Merrick Garland?

Drain the swamp? Barr built the swamp

#MerrickGarland

#MerrickGarland

My girlfriend says you’re the hottest looking Senator right now

Merrick Garland

You still in office? How is that investigation going of wrongdoing while you were MO AG?

All in all I think you are a worthless, corrupt, lying scumbag but I will admit, your remarkable ability to master the art of hypocrisy in such a short period of time is very impressive.

More sarcasm. Nice.

You on jail yet Josh?

Hmmmm. Remember #MerrickGarland you fake Christian, lying anti-American.

Another Trump apologist.

Yeah, just like you put politics aside when you voted to lift the Russian sanctions!

Well you jumped right into a partisan shutdown and I saw you vote party line over and over. You are the pot calling the kettle black here, Sir.

Chutzpah!

HB 769: “The Josh Hawley (r) Midday Workout, Workday Wine Shopping, and Political Career Ladder Climbing Commemoration Act”

01 Friday Feb 2019

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Alrighty then.

In Missouri Revised Statutes:

Missouri Revised Statutes
Chapter 27
Attorney General
Section 27.010.1
August 28, 2016

Attorney general, election, term of office, begins when–compensation.

27.010. The attorney general for the state of Missouri shall be elected at each general election at which a governor and other state officers are elected, and his term shall begin at 12:00 noon on the second Monday in January next succeeding his election, and shall continue for four years, or until his successor is elected and qualified. The attorney general shall reside at the seat of government and keep his office in the supreme court building, and receive an annual salary of sixty-five thousand dollars plus any salary adjustment provided pursuant to section 105.005, payable out of the state treasury. The salary shall constitute the total compensation for all duties to be performed by him and there shall be no further payments made to or accepted by him for the performance of any duty now required of him under any existing law. The attorney general shall devote his full time to his office, and, except in the performance of his official duties, shall not engage in the practice of law.

(RSMo 1939 § 12897, A.L. 1943 p. 869 § 1, A. 1949 S.B. 1010, A.L. 1955 p. 573, A.L. 1967 p. 97, A.L. 1977 H.B. 520, A.L. 1980 H.B. 1266, A.L. 1984 S.B. 528, A.L. 1987 H.B. 456)
Prior revisions: 1929 § 11272; 1919 § 692; 1909 § 966

[emphasis added]

Representative Robert Ross (r) [2018 file photo].

A bill, introduced yesterday by Representative Robert Ross (r):

HB 769
Removes the requirement for the attorney general to reside in Jefferson City
Sponsor: Ross, Robert (142)
Proposed Effective Date: 8/28/2019
LR Number: 1554H.01I
Last Action: 01/31/2019 – Introduced and Read First Time (H)
Bill String: HB 769
Next House Hearing: Hearing not scheduled
Calendar: HOUSE BILLS FOR SECOND READING

But Jefferson City has so many nice bars and eating establishments.

Previously:

Attorney General Josh Hawley (r): the pepul of Misoori our stoopit (January 23, 2017)

HB 797: no confidence in the legal opinion of Attorney General Josh Hawley (r) (January 31, 2017)

Josh Hawley (r): looking to unload that apartment in Jefferson City (October 10, 2017)

The Emperor strikes out

25 Friday Jan 2019

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Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…

#TrumpShutdown

Thirty-five days into the government shutdown, with escalating financial tress on approximately 800,000 federal workers, an increasing drag on the economy, and an air traffic control system breaking, Donald Trump (r), blinks.

The republican controlled Senate and most republican senators, as Trumpian sycophants, have placed themselves in the position of voting against opening the government the day before and, now, voting to open the government – with no funding for Donald Trump’s wall – his unnecessary and narcissistic monument to himself.

Josh Hawley (r) [2016 file photo].

Of course, Josh Hawley (r) can’t help himself:

Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
After President’s announcement, Democrats now have chance to demonstrate that they are truly serious about securing the border. Democrat members of Congress have said over & over that they support border security. Now it’s time to prove it
12:39 PM – 25 Jan 2019

You first.

There was much hilarity in some of the responses:

I’m still trying to figure out how you aren’t in jail yet.

Hopefully in time.

Right, that political consultants in the Attorney General’s office thing.

How do you explain the past two years? The President couldn’t get a wall built with a majority. How is that winning again?

We get it Mr. Hawley, you are a WH rubber stamp.

Thursday: A CR with no wall funding is unacceptable, doesn’t address the border

Friday: President Trump is right, a CR with no wall funding is a sensible way forward.

Meanwhile people are 2 paychecks in the hole. Thanks.

So you want to spend $5-7billion for a wall that can be breached by a ahh… ladder? Not my tax money!

Well, Josh Hawley (r) certainly knows a thing or two about climbing ladders.

Your party could have done this in the two years y’all had control of the Exec. and Legislative branches. Why put this on the Democrats?

GOP is so serious about border security that they stop paying the people providing it.

and YOU need to figure out if you stand for something besides political opportunism.

Convenient you don’t mention who shut down the government in the first place. We could have been here 35 days ago.

Border security does not mean a wall.

This is also an opportunity for you to prove that you can be reasonable about securing the border, rather than simply parroting partisan doublespeak.

Too late.

Pretty soon you will have to prove you didn’t violate campaign finance laws while you were busy ladder climbing. Rs had 2 years to do this. Own your own party’s failure and stop scapegoating.

Ooh, ladders again.

Provided you’re ready to focus on solutions rooted in the 21st century, not the 4th.

Well, almost every other policy he supports is Medieval. he’s somewhat consistent.

You’re a clown. And the fact that you support Trump proves me right.

Stop wasting our time with a wall and address real issues.

At least they are willing to stand up to a bully and do something and not cower as you have

No wall

Just proving you’re a #TrumpToady. We get it you are trying to save face, but I’m from Missouri – you’re going to have to #ShowMe more than this.

It would be nice also if YOU and @RoyBlunt prove that you give a flying fig about WORKING PEOPLE (like the approx 4,600 decent Missourians at the IRS in KC). Remember most illegals come thru the airports & a wall won’t help. But you guys know that. You think we are all stupid.

You are lying. Dems want border security, just know the wall is pointless, as you do. You threaten the lifes of thousands, with your disregard and loyalty to Trump.

Yeah, @SenSchumer and @SpeakerPelosi are taking a victory lap on TV now, no wall, no wall $$.

Border security. Not a wall. How’s that coordination between your campaign and the NRA going? Scared yet?

Aren’t you under investigation Josh?

Looking forward to casting my vote to make you a one term Senator next election. You’re a crook just like @senatemajldr and @realDonaldTrump .

Previously:

Whereupon Josh Hawley (r) suddenly discovers that he has over 6,000,000 constituents (January 10, 2019)

Two of a kind

24 Thursday Jan 2019

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Josh Hawley (r) [2016 file photo].

Roy Blunt (r) [2016 file photo].

The vote today in the U.S. Senate on the republican poison pill bill (cloture), negotiated among republicans, which would appropriate money for Donald Trump’s (r) wall in exchange for temporary immigration policy changes (on DACA and Temporary Protective Status, hence the “poison pill”) and temporarily punting the partial government shutdown:

Question: On the Cloture Motion (Motion Invoke Cloture on the Shelby Amdt. No. 5)
Vote Number: 9
Vote Date: January 24, 2019, 02:42 PM

Required For Majority: 3/5
Vote Result: Cloture Motion Rejected

Amendment Number: S.Amdt. 5 to H.R. 268 (Supplemental Appropriations Act, 2019)
Statement of Purpose: Of a perfecting nature.
Vote Counts:
YEAs 50
NAYs 47
Not Voting 3

Missouri: Blunt (R-MO), Yea Hawley (R-MO), Yea

Joe Manchin of West Virginia was the only Democrat to vote for this bill (cloture). Two republicans voted against it (Cotton of Arkansas and Lee of Utah). Two republicans didn’t vote (Paul of Kentucky and Risch of Idaho). 60 votes were needed for cloture, to advance the bill.

Is anyone surprised?

The “clean” version of the bill, which the previous republican controlled Senate approved before the Trump shutdown was also brought up for a vote. It, too, failed get the 60 votes for cloture, to advance the bill:

Question: On the Cloture Motion (Motion to Invoke Cloture on the Schumer Amdt. No. 6 )
Vote Number: 10
Vote Date: January 24, 2019, 03:18 PM

Required For Majority: 3/5
Vote Result: Cloture Motion Rejected

Amendment Number: S.Amdt. 6 to H.R. 268 (Supplemental Appropriations Act, 2019)
Statement of Purpose: Of a perfecting nature.
Vote Counts:
YEAs 52
NAYs 44
Not Voting 4

Missouri: Blunt (R-MO), Nay Hawley (R-MO), Nay

Two of a kind. Is anyone surprised?

Six republicans voted for the bill (Alexander of Tennessee – retiring in 2020, Collins of Maine – seeking reelection in 2020, Gardner of Colorado – seeking reelection in 2020, Isakson of Georgia, Murkowski of Alaska, Romney of Utah). No Democrats voted against the bill. Three republicans did not vote (Burr of North Carolina, Paul of Kentucky, Risch of Idaho).

The #TrumpShutdown continues.

Josh Hawley (r): appropriating Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

22 Tuesday Jan 2019

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Just words, eh?

Josh Hawley (r) [2016 file photo].

Yesterday morning, via Twitter:

Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
MLK understood the importance & dignity of work, something our policy “experts” have forgotten. He famously said: “No work is insignificant. All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance…”
9:56 AM – 21 Jan 2019

Uh, what “policy experts”? This Tweet reads like it came from a right wingnut Tweet-o-matic blandifier bot. Gee, let’s combine a Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. quote with some meaningless right wingnut talking point.

The responses on Twitter are less charitable:

Are you seriously trying to use Dr. King’s legacy to attack the very people he was fighting for? There is no dignity in working full time or more and still living in poverty. There is no dignity in losing everything you’ve worked for to pay for medical treatment.

There is no dignity in taking children away from their parents and putting them in cages. There is no dignity in failing to uphold the minimum standards of your job by making sure the government is open to serve the people.

There is no dignity in lying to the American people by fabricating a crisis. There is no dignity in scapegoating those who have the least to provide cover for those who have the most. There is no dignity in forcing people to work for no pay as leverage.

In short Senator, there is no dignity in you, your party or your president and until you summon some, the words of Dr. King will be beyond and above you.

You’re taking that quote entirely out context, in that King was making a case for a liveable wage and benefits for all workers. He was saying workers should be treated with respect and valued by politicians, no matter what their job title be.

If you want to honor MLK in service of this quote, open the government and show government workers that their work has value, deserves respect, and they deserve to be paid for that work. Not held hostage by a corrupt President for a monument to racism. #TrumpShutown

IF you believe that, why won’t you raise the minimum wage?!

I think you’re lying, as usual.

Just like he lied about “protecting” preexisting conditions in health insurance coverage (while joining a lawsuit to strip it away).

So, you will be working to raise the minimum wage and strengthen unions, then?

Hi, @HawleyMO – Q from #MO constituent:
Which policy experts are ‘anti-work’?
I assume you aren’t referring to policy types who endorse communal support for young children, elderly, chronically disabled that are unable to work…correct? Curious about specific reference.

Could you explain this? Who are the experts you are talking about, and how do they diminish a work mentality?

Why does everything you say have to be some grievance-filled swipe at a straw man? Newsflash: you are literally the embodiment of the elite that you constantly whine about.

Speaking of all work having dignity, weren’t you against Prop B to raise Missouri’s minimum wage?

Typical conservative fatuity: Using MLK Day to plug the GOP’s hateful maker-taker philosophy.

What the hell? You are referencing what MLK understood, and you and #GOP and @POTUS are keeping 800,000 federal employees from getting paid because of YOUR #govermentshutdown #TrumpShutdown. You, sir, have no understanding of what #MLK fought for.

Would MLK think your anti-Labor support of “Right to Work”, your fight against pre-existing condition coverage, your stance against health care for all, your support of an admin that has decreased safety from physical harm and fraud – shows YOU understand the dignity of work?

While on the surface this looks pretty good, it should be noted that you likely woke up, had coffee, turned on Fox News, they said something about MLK day, and it hit you that you should come up with something for “The Twitter”.
And then it took you 4 hours!

Can we assume that you will support raising the minimum wage? (Who these policy “experts” that deny the importance of work?)

Yes. You may understand it, but you, the GOP and your donors don’t practice it. Your constituents do. Like that matters to you.

wow….that is all you have to say about the Dr King…..says volumes about you

Whereupon Josh Hawley (r) suddenly discovers that he has over 6,000,000 constituents

10 Thursday Jan 2019

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Josh Hawley (r) [2016 file photo].

#TrumpShutdown

Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
Voted AGAIN this afternoon to secure our ally Israel. Dems AGAIN blocked it as they continue their shutdown. Anti-Israel and anti-Semite groups celebrating. Dems: are you proud of this?
3:39 PM – 10 Jan 2019

What a yutz.

Some of the responses:

Why is this your #1 Concern during the UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT shutdown.

You have to admit, that’s a good point.

Dish it out but can’t take it, huh?

And the First Amendment won today, and you voted against federal law enforcement again the day after you said you appreciate law enforcement. Congrats I guess

GOP is all for freedom of speech, as long as it agrees with them.

Hey fellow MO citizens! Aren’t we proud of our newest Senator? He’s doing exactly what we said he’d do when those of us with a brain DIDN’T vote for him.

True that.

Rookie.

I wish you worried as much about your fellow Americans who are working with no pay or furloughed as you do Israel. The Russians are celebrating our government being shut down! Do your job, OPEN THE GOVERNMENT.

Constitutional lawyer in your bio. No 1st Amdt. concerns?

Until you kick Steve King out of your party, STFU about antisemitism.

Please vote to end shutdown so furloughees like myself can get back to work. I don’t give a shit about anything else right now. Thank You!

WOW! Way to go, dividing the nation. Remember that a great number of your constituents are democrats. You are sworn to represent all Missourians, even those of us who have Jewish heritage and are former republicans.

When everyone finds out that you are trying to criminalize free speech, how do you think it will go over?

Um. It’s Trump’s shutdown and getting the government open should be priority 1

Vote on appropriations bills to reopen the federal government. Everything else is secondary.

Why is this your #1 priority? Re-open the government.

When did Democrats get control of the Senate Josh?

Not a Democratic shutdown, but you already know that. Tell McConnell to release the hostages.

Have you voted to re-open the government?

Yes. Criticism of a foreign power – even an ally – should not restrict our own free speech here in the US. Quite a slippery slope. What other foreign nation’s policies should we not criticize? Russia? China? Turkey? Syria?

Hey Josh, you’re in the same party as Steve King. Have a great night!

Wow, you’re really not good at this at all.

Heh. Josh Hawley (r) needs to hire better political consultants to write his Tweets.

I think you should be focusing on a bi-partisan solution to the government shutdown instead of using non-priority legislation as an excuse to criticize the dems. Today Mitch McConnel prevented you from voting on a bill that was previously Senate approved. I am not proud of you.

Were we ever?

Lot of overlap in that Venn diagram..

Uh?

you proud of denying hard earned basic paychecks to Americans?

Dems are doing their job. You sound like you’re still campaigning.

He has this thing about ladders.

Just Yuck

@Twitter @nytimes Josh you fit perfectly in the Trump era: stoking anger, fear & resentment. You are conflating disagreeing with Israel’s hard right govt w being anti Semitic. As an American Jew I support the Ds and condemn your incendiary tweet.

Which flag do you pledge allegiance to?

319 U.S. 624 West Virginia State Board of Education v. Barnette (No. 591) [1943] – He doesn’t have to.

imagine being the type of rube that believes this hawley nonsense.

So you’re against the first amendment, then? Noted.

Why do you hate the First Amendment?

Because for right wingnut republicans there’s only one amendment that counts.

How do you not know Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer is Jewish? The reason Trump calls him “Crying Chuck” is because Schumer became emotional when speaking about his great-grandmother, who was killed during the Holocaust.

Oopsie.

And hopefully, they will keep doing it. Actions have consequences and how dare you say one damn word after @senatemajldr refused to allow a vote. Screw the lot of you.

Alrighty then.

The Pro 1st Amendment Senators are anti semites?
Bad take, Josh.

*believes the purpose of Israel is to create the Temple and Armageddon so as to force God to take them up to Heaven and send all their enemies, especially as it turns out the Israelites and their progeny, to a particularly cruel and depraved Hell…while the people in Heaven get to watch and revel in their suffering*

*accuses literally anyone else ever of being anti-semitic*”.

oh honey, this ain’t it

That appears to be a variant of “bless your heart”.

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…