“….You need to take your head out of Trump’s ass and start doing your, your representation of us….” – 4th Congressional District constituent to Mark Alford (r) in Bolivar, Missouri, August 25, 2025.
Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…
Congressman Mark Alford
[August 22, 2025]
See you SOON! Join us at one of our 15 stops next week as we hit the road in MO-04.
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They’re skeptical in the responses:
Will you be wearing your knee pads that you use for Donnie two dolls?
And a whopping 40 minutes in Camdenton? Just long enough that you can yammer on about how great we’re doing, then cut and run cuz there’s no time for questions.
That appears to be his plan for every one of these so-called “town halls”
I noticed that.
then we need to stand up tell him we are here to have our questions answered and for him to shut up and answer our questions. We do not want to hear his speach
Can we go to just boo him.
absolutely!!
yess!!! Let’s do it
So, who’s going to Bolivar to boo Alford?
No Webster county specifically Marshfield
Don’t blink or you will miss Mark at his 20 minutes stop and go restaurant/truck stop tours. But he will reap the $$ for his government paid mileage.
Only two in the evenings. All others during the day when working folks who NEED to question you…ARE AT WORK.
Get ready to answer to the tariffs that congress never voted on (and why not?).
40% of births, in Missouri, are paid for by Medicaid….
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What happened to the Nevada stop on Monday 8/25 at noon? Was it cancelled?
I have no answer but noticed too. Congressman Mark Alford will you be in Nevada? Like anyone would answer. 😂 Come to Rich Hill.
Friday Aug. 29- Back in DC licking wounds and getting resume in order!
Wish you’d come to Sedalia.
“Nope”
Why did you cancel Nevada since your first posted schedule? And can you not count to 14?
No Jackson County stops. Shame on you. Alford out in 26
to chicken shit to come here Just another fux news talking head
he’s not your representative. Lol.
The Bates City location is not very far from Blue Springs. I-70 mile marker 30. And he hasn’t posted another event right after that one. He should have the whole afternoon to listen to his constituents’ thoughts on his job performance.
He represents a large part of Jackson County and I am a Jackson County residence so he in fact does.
Part of Jackson County is in the 4th Congressional District.
Someone please ask Alford where his concern for teens overdosing on fentanyl went. He voted to end the free narcan programs.
I will go to loudly associate Mark with the fascist takeover of America.
12:45 – 1:45 pm:
Bates City BBQ
201 E Market St, Bates City, MO
There is much hilarity in the social media responses:
How many backdoors are you gonna sneak out of?
Ah, yes, Belton, Missouri.
Looks more like the Epstein vacation tour
That’s this week.
The House doesn’t go back until September and the best you can do is 4 days of PR stops in the smallest communities. When are the meetings for Columbia, Lee’s Summit, Belton, Sedalia, Raymore or Warrensburg?
he’s in Raymore almost every week
Maybe so, but his Raymore office won’t return calls.
then it should be convenient for him to have a town hall there, shouldn’t it?
he did one in Belton last month, 3 miles away
if you call what he did a town hall.
With “the stenographer”.
Not one in Columbia, imagine that
nor the Harrisonville area?
there is one in Harrisonville at 8:30 am. I think it’s the first one listed. Such a weird time.
The Funky Buffalo is a very small coffee shop. Considering the larger population in that area, wouldn’t a larger venue be a more responsible choice?
no. Because he is afraid of large crowds.
More alford photo ops
Congressman Mark Alford Is there a process to be allowed to ask a question or put on the agenda??
No Johnson County, Warrensburg?
Mark Alford [….] we’ve been there a bunch
Did big town hall there previously
We have 24 counties to cover
Mark Alford you mean the one that was by invitation only and was limited to like 20 people. Gotta wonder if they were prescreened so that they wouldn’t ask any hard questions
With “the stenographer”.
Mark Alford […] kcur hosted that and set the rules
Because a sitting member of Congress has no input whatsoever when it comes to engaging with their constituents. If you’re so powerless why are you still doing this? Just asking.
Events during the week, during working hours and at very small locations. It’s almost as if you don’t really want people to show up. What a sad and scared little man.
Coming soon: Congressman Alford meets with 2-3 preselected elderly racists in a variety of rural tiny venues during work hours. MAGA!
Too scared to face all your constituents, I see. When you’re ready to listen to all, including your under-represented constituents in Columbia, we’re ready to talk.
YOU work for US. ALL OF US, even the ones you conveniently ignore.
These are all the safe places Mark could find. I’m sure each one has as back door for him to run out in case he gets scared.
and a SWAT team, I’m assuming! #useless
Same none for Kansas City either. Shame on you Mark Alford
of course not. He would actually have to face his constituents. He’s too much of a coward for that.
Mark Alford [….] kc is not my constituency
You don’t say? This you?: “…We saw firsthand how Kansas City tried it….”New York City? WTF? (July 25, 2025)
These aren’t townhall meetings coward.
Mark, your fear of the larger cities in your district is comical. We won’t bite! But we will hold you accountable, is that what you’re scared of?
Let’s keep Congressman Mark Alford on his toes at every one of these locations.
He better be prepared to take a stand on hot topics, Medicaid cuts causing Rural Hospitals to close, Medicaid cuts causing Nursing homes closing and Epsteingate.
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Where are the major towns in your district?
Afraid of non white, under age 65 voters?
Dude, you’re hilariously afraid of facing your constituents in progressive areas.
No no no…..You join us. We have questions you’ll love the answer. Ha! You won’t grant access. You’re a pussy who’s afraid of his constituents by his own choosing. Lying and voting against the people who were at 65 percent AGAINST The Bigley Billionaire Bailout.
Congressman Mark Alford So you’ve set a bunch of dates for meet and greets and are calling them the “Town Hall Tour”. How many can attend the 7:00 pm “Town Halls”?
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Mark Alford (r) held a ticketed town hall in Belton, Missouri yesterday evening. It was apparently moderated by Steve Kraske (KCUR).
KCTV5 News Kansas City
[June 16, 2025]
It was a split crowd at a town hall on Monday with Missouri Congressman Mark Alford.
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Some of the responses to KCTV5:
“The conservatives got me into office, so that’s all I’m going to listen to.” – MAGA Mark Alford Congressman Mark Alford
He is scared
MAGA MARK. what a joke
Just another ring kisser Trump puppet.
He made time for photo ops of course and spewed the same old BS and praised the BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL, that CUTS NPR and PBS , Medicaid, SNAP plus supports all the jobs that have been terminated by his orange GOD, wannabe !
An individual’s post on social media:
Seems like every damn day I’m making Good Trouble. Tonight it was Mark “Awful” Alford…another 90 minutes of mostly lies, obfuscation, and Republican buzz phrases that I will never get back in my life. My favorite Alford quote? When asked about the disconnect between him voting against NPR/PBS funding and that the local NPR station was hosting this “town hall”, Mark stated that it was time for Big Bird to grow up, and when he was watching Sesame Street, they taught the ABC’s, not the DEI. Oscar the Grouch was not pleased.[….]
KCUR:
KCUR 89.3
[June 16, 2025]
Missouri Congressman Mark Alford was met by a large crowd of constituents — and protesters — at a town hall tonight in Belton, Missouri, hosted by KCUR 89.3 and Up To Date’s Steve Kraske.
Alford answered audience questions about tax cuts, tariffs, ICE and immigration, small businesses, veterans and more. Hear the full conversation on Up To Date later this week.
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Some of the responses:
And, he said he wants Big Bird to get out of the basement.
what does that even mean? 🤣
Hi KCUR 89.3 small correction, the protestors are his constituents too!
Nice job to the protesters!
Well, at least he showed up … and he actually lives IN Missouri.
I doubt he ever watched one public television program in his life.
“Audience questions” from a carefully selected audience guaranteed not to expect much, perhaps?
yes, the tickets were sold so quickly and to so few. Little suspicious to me. Can’t wait to hear it. I have my doubts about the range of questions, but I’m sure he’ll have his “prepared”, parroted, MAGA answers all ready to go.
KCUR 89.3- disappointed you said “constituents and protesters “ What makes you think the protesters were not constituents? Choosing a tiny venue allows you to select your indoor audience rather than addressing ALL constituents who wish to speak.
and there were more constituents outside than inside.
The community center in Belton, the location of the town hall, is a big space. It appears from the photo of the crowd on the KCUR post that seating area was limited to a smaller part of the venue and that it would have been possible to accommodate more people.
I find it very ironic that he’s appearing at an event sponsored by a radio station he wants to get rid of.
Grow a spine Alford. Open your eyes. You are part of the problem.
After all those years of bs on tv y’all still elected him and how y’all like him now?
If the folks with the signs would have been in the room, I GUARANTEE he would have been condescending and mocking. He’s just like Hawley, just like Joni Ernst, and just like the rest of them – ignoring those with genuine concerns while pandering to his base.
Be sure to listen to the KCUR stream, so you can hear him disparage every Missourian who isn’t a MAGA. He only represents them…even though we all pay his salary with our taxes.
yea with local police, State Police, Special Security and oh, don’t forget the DRONE Much needed 🤣🙄🙄Yea, he’s brave 🤡🤡
He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed.
He doesn’t represent his constituents. I sent him a message weeks ago via his website expressing my displeasure with what’s happening to our country and his absolute silence when the national guard was federalized and Marines used on US soil which is absolutely not in line with states rights or fiscal responsibility.
Crickets.
He’s unfit for office.
Congressman Mark Alford is a kept man who pushes lies and misinformation. It’s a pretty low bar to give him kudos for simply doing part of his job. Although I guess the bare minimum is all a Republican will do, beyond throwing children, vetrtans, and the elderly off of Medicaid, Medicare, & SSI so they can give more money to their billionaire owners.
As a man once of the “unbiased” media, Mark should know well that his hard line views now don’t represent extreme right wing agenda.
Puppet.
He isn’t going to do anything. He is just as worried about his money as the rest of rich in this country. They don’t care about you. They only care about keeping their hefty bank accounts and they don’t care who they starve to death or take the healthcare from. Bottom line. They would rather see people die and starve then let a poor or old person live in dignity. The only money the rich is worried about is their own.
I watched it on YouTube. He lied, lied and lied some more. Oh, and he’s not an expert on taxes, USAID, Medicaid, VA Healthcare, why ICE needs masks and a pandemic is a joke, and women’s health, well he just don’t understand. Hes pathetic. He needs to go back to faux news.
It was by invitation only. KCUR, i’ve called this man’s office numerous times, and only get the same scripted reply basically saying that he doesn’t want to work with the Democrats and it’s just it’s that plain. He has no interest in working for the betterment of citizens of the state, he’s a full-blown Trumper and willing to put our democracy up for sale.
Kudos to HIS CONSTITUENTS WHO ARE PROTESTING HIM because he is doing such a terrible job and refusing to represent all in this state. He needs to follow the Constitution And Rule Of Law instead of just his cult leader.
Alfird is a clown. He doesnt know what he’s doing. He’s a misogynist piece of shit. I say this having had multiple in person experiences with him in his news days. He was terrible at the news, why did anyone think he’d be a good congressman.
Republican congressmen don’t represent their constituents. They represent Trump. Everything they do is at Trump’s beck and call. They are all cowards and are afraid to stand up to him.
What gets me is rich republicans want to say that our economy is in such trouble. What they don’t say is, they are not worried about us or whether we have medical or enough to eat, they are only worried about themself and they don’t want their large bank accounts dropping and they don’t want to live in the same manner that they are forcing the old poor and sick in America. If the economy crashes, they will get to join us and see exactly what they did to us. And that especially goes for the top billionaires. Their fear doesn’t seem to me to come from the state of the overall economy. Their fear is that if it all goes south with the economy, they will have to join the rest of us and live day to day instead of controlling us. People need to wake up and let the chips fall where they may and if we can’t survive, then let them go under too. Just saying that’s my opinion because they aren’t worried about anyone but themself or they wouldn’t be cutting Medicare and Medicaid and world aid and killing the poor by starving them. They would be taking some of their greedy money and helping those in need.
Why weren’t the people outside protesting against him…be able to go inside??
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Congressman Mark Alford
[March 30, 2025]
Reminder: TOWN HALL TOMORROW AT 7PM CT.
Do not forget to SUBSCRIBE to our e-newsletter to receive the email that will allow you to submit questions and we will discuss with you LIVE across all social media platforms & YouTube.
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Talk to you at 7PM CT tomorrow!
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Mark Alford (r) [2025 file photo]
Some of the responses:
Coward! Afraid to FACE your constituents in person. 🐔
Mark, why aren’t you letting non-supporters into your ‘town hall’? Several of us signed up and never got a response. Are you only allowing people who agree with you?
probably. He’s not brave enough to face his constituents after the last mess.
This weekend:
Trump fired Federal prosecutor Adam Schleifer who was investigating Andrew Wiederhorn, a Trump donor, for trying to hide $47,000,000 from the IRS and investors of his company.
Trump said he “couldn’t care less” if car prices rise due to his tariffs.
Trump said there is a “method” for him to run for a 3rd term…is that “method” called martial law?
Trump says the Signal/Hegseth story is “old and boring”. Ok so I guess no investigation or charges will ever happen. (meanwhile members of the military who did the same thing are in Federal prison)
Goldman Sachs increased the chances of the US going into a recession to 35%, up from 20%.
Trump golfed all weekend yet again.
69 days in office, 27.45% spent golfing. $26,000,000 taxpayer dollars into Trump company coffers.
Mr. Alford, when’s the next Mondays with Mark, where you meet with your real constituents to answer their real questions and get to see their real response to you regurgitating Republican talking points?
The market is selling off again today because the republican party is filled with incompetent nazis—and no, there is no such thing as a competent nazi.
We continue to see mark alford and his fellow morons steal money directly from the treasury while they fuck up our economy.
It’s not a town hall if the questions are pre-selected.
Enjoy your pep rally. Remember you’ll be in an echo chamber of your own making.
No live meeting with your constituents? No in person meeting? Why do we need to sign up, you should be able to have a public meeting with everyone.
Screening questions is absurd. Hartzler did the same thing. She used it to discriminate based on viewpoint.
these so-called town halls are occupied by radical left-wing kooks and radical right wing kooks. It it only makes sense to screen questions and not waste time with idiotic questions.
They’re so powerful. They’re everywhere.
Coward!!!!!
Maybe have the town hall in a chicken coop?
We see what you did there.
Mark: Republicans have never met an economy they couldn’t crash; and they are trying to dismantle the Veterans Administration, Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid. They want to preserve tax breaks for billionaires, and they put incompetent people into important positions. Too bad there is nothing you can do about it.
Screw you coward – this should be in person!!
a Town Hall is a conversation between a representative’s constituents and their representative. Screened attendees and screened questions do not make for a conversation.
I don’t think in this violent atmosphere the democrats have created that you should do “Town Halls” right now. I pray for safety for you and all attendees. I really think Republicans should step back for about 6 months to a year and let all the good things that are in the works come to fruition. I know many democrats who are watching the criminal acts of violence by their party and are ready to jump ship. It’s backfiring on them.
Democrats are sleep walking into their own hypocrisy. They haven’t learned from their mistakes.
President Trump already has a large majority, and it’s growing every day. Common sense people are paying attention. I think over the next several months with all the progress and enforcing of the laws we will see a better America.
It’s a cult.
That’s not a town hall. That’s propaganda spewing.
Fake Town Hall
Notice how unhappy your constituents are? Look for protests.
A town hall conducted virtually with questions you screen ahead of time. What a joke.
Why aren’t you doing this in person?
because he’s 🐓 💩
Too chicken to show up in person! Typical.
Uh huh. Well, I’m sitting here stunned that my local library is posting asking people to contact their representatives and senators because of the defunding at the federal level. I live in a very red county. It is discouraging that it takes something happening to them for them to wake up. And sad that they still think contacting our representatives does anything. Look at this thread. Look at this guy. It’s a joke.
Coward
He’s a chicken shit for not meeting face to face. He won’t help anyway because his head is so far up trumps butt
Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check. Conviction. Check.
A cowards townhall
Coward. Screening questions.
LMAO! Too chickenshit to hold one in person! Now you’re screening the questions! Here’s one….when are you going to grow a spine, and hold Traitor Trump accountable for his numerous violations of law? Or did you abdicate to Traitor Trump?
“…Now this is serious business we’re talking about. And that’s why I went in and, and faced the people who, who don’t want me in office and, and some who wanted, I think, to do me harm. That’s why we had a SWAT team and, and many police there. Um, and I can take that. But I take this serious, because this, this the survival of our nation and I don’t think people understand what a severe point we are…” – Mark Alford (r)- on CNN, February 24, 2025
Late last night:
Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social
Good lord, this freak got rocked so hard at his townhall over Elon now he’s threatening to call out a SWAT TEAM on his constituents.
[….] February 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Actually, he/they/someone apparently did.
…There were two Belton police officers inside the venue. Over the course of the event additional police officers showed up outside…
Constituent town halls in Missouri aren’t high tea. Ask Claire McCaskill.
If you exist in a bubble it can be quite a shock when you realize there’s more to the world than your bubble.
Some of the most pointed questions came from a group of local high school students attending with their teacher. Some threat, huh?
Mark Alford (r) held an open public town hall on the campus of the University of Central Missouri in Warrensburg on Thursday night. He spoke for about 30 minutes and then took questions for about an hour and a half.
There were exchanges in the close to hour and a half question and answer part of the town hall which illustrate the endemic right wingnut paranoid feedback loop. In one instance, immigration, the border, trafficking, the vast Biden family criminal enterprise, and impeaching Joe Biden:
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The transcript:
Question:“…and I’m gonna try real hard not to get too emotional. [“Okay, let me get my pen and paper here.”] So, you were talking about our securing our borders. [“Right.”] And, um, I have the most diverse family that you could ever look at. So it has nothing to do with diversity. But, I am so aware of how many children are being trafficked into this country. And how they are being sold into slavery, or sexual slavery. And it’s really appalling that our government is not doing anything about it. They talk about it and they don’t do anything about it.
There was a case of one little girl, she was eight years old. And by the time she got to where she was safe she had fifty-seven different DNAs inside of her, her uterus. And she had been molested so many times it wasn’t even count, they couldn’t even count. And that’s just one case. We have tens of thousands of children that are coming into the, this country, illegally, because they’re being trafficked. They’re being sold. The, the, the drug cartels don’t even worry about drugs anymore because they’re trafficking children. They can make more money off of trafficking children then they can off of drugs. [voice: “Why aren’t our borders closed?”] So, I’m asking you [“Just one second, please.”], I’m just asking you, what can you do and why isn’t the government doing something about it?”
Mark Alford (r):“Did you have another question, or do you want me to answer this first, sorry?”
Question:“I’d like you to answer this first.”
Mark Alford (r):“I fully recognize that our border is not secure. Secretary [Alejandro] Majorkas is the biggest liar since the [inaudible]. [“I know.”] And, uh, this constant denial. You know, this started before Trump was building the wall. We had a asylum system that semi-worked, it wasn’t perfect. But people were having their asylum claims heard before they came to the United States. Um, even Obama sent people back. And so, this President, um, sad to say, he was intent on, even before he took the oath of office on the Capitol steps, with a wink and a nod, he started welcoming people illegally into the United States. And with that we got Fentanyl that’s manufactured in China. I just left a, a program on the steps of the Pettis County Courthouse. Today is national overdose awareness day. Um, a hundred and seven thousand people are, our fellow citizens died last year from Fentanyl poison that was brought in over this Mexican border, manufactured by China, and promulgated I think, through the United States. That’s wrong. [“It is wrong.”] But human sex trafficking you’re talking about, and unfortunately the Kansas City area being, being the intersection of I-70 and I-49, the heart of America [“I know.”] is a part of human sex trafficking. And it is, um, I, I, I don’t know if our government doesn’t want to admit it because it is such a shameful thing. [inaudible] I don’t know if it’s complicit in some, I hope to God they’re not. Um, but you’re right, we do need to do something. Did you know that right now of the people who have been let in illegally, uh, our government say let in legally, but those who’ve come in, uh, there are 85,000 children unaccounted for? [“Yeah. Actually, it’s, to be honest with you, the high, the number is somewhere around 220,000.”] 220. [“220,000. That’s children that have come across that they know of.”] Yeah. [“But the ones that they don’t know of they, they can’t keep those counted.]
You know, I, I don’t know what to tell you, um, [“I mean, can…”] I, I, appreciate…”
Question:“Is it possible to just bring it up? Just so that we can see what they have to say. I mean, I would like to see that being debated. And to what, not, at least acknowledge it, this happened. That you, you know, I don’t know what your intention was for opening the borders, but this is what has happened. And now what are you going to do about it?”
Mark Alford (r):“I agree with you. Um, I will make you this promise. I don’t know what I can do, but I know the first floor speeches I’m gonna do when I get back there, I get a minute every day that I go, I will do a speech on your behalf talking about this issue.” [applause]
Question: “Thank you.
My second one is the elephant in the room [“Okay.”] And the elephant in the room is, we all know, I mean even if you don’t listen to the mainstream media, which never ever talks about it, but if you listen to Newsmax, if you listen to real news and all of that they tell you how many times and how much proof they have of Joe Biden and Hunter Biden taking bribes [voices: “Yeah.” “Yep.”] They are continuing to get away with it time after time. It doesn’t, it seems like they’re gonna end up and get it, but then they don’t. And we have the DOJ who is not in this getting, now they’re doing the special counsel which means now you can’t ask those certain questions because you have a special counsel. They did that on purpose. And so, I’m wanting to find out how much further this is gonna go without them actually having hearings, the committee? Um, these bribes that they have taken when he was the Vice-President. Now he, and, and we, now they’ve discovered 5400 emails, uh, different names, and, and he was, he had different email names so that he could hide all that. [“Yeah.”] So, what is being done? I mean, most of us wouldn’t get away with one time, let alone all the times that he’s done. What’s being done?”
Mark Alford (r):“Uh, I refer to it as the Biden crime family. [“They are.”] [applause] I think this is the most compromised President in U.S. history [“They really are.”] Uh, how do you get to be worth eight million dollars and have four homes when you’re a public servant? [voices: “Yeah.” “I know.”]
Question:“How did he get away with all the documents in his home? That were unsecured and they were classified documents. How did he get away with that?”
Mark Alford (r):“Well, let me tell you what’s going on and, and a little about how this works. Um, so as soon as we took power in Congress, uh, in early January, and even before that, early, the formation of these committees started. So, Judiciary, which is run by Jim Jordan, you know him, and then our Oversight committee run by James Comer, uh, both men of integrity, both Christians, and both trying to find the truth in all this. They have been digging, and digging, and digging. This is why you see these bank records that have come out now that have linked directly twenty million dollars at a minimum in illegal payments that have come from, uh, oligarchs in Russia, Ukraine, and some from China, an adversarial nation, that have gone to the Biden crime family. And so, as this is coming up, as they are interviewing more people it does take time. I know the American people, on you and I, are frustrated. And that’s why I pushed [House Speaker] Kevin McCarthy last week when I talked to him. I said, we’ve got to have an impeachment inquiry when we get back.”
Question:“And please make it where we can watch it.” [voice: “Um, hm.”]
Mark Alford (r):“It will be where you can watch it. I guarantee you that. Um, here, here’s the difference though, all right, I, let’s go back a couple years when the Democrats were, had their knives out for Trump and impeached him twice, right, on, on, stupid things that he should never have been impeached on. And yet the Democrats because they were in power and they controlled the House and the Senate, uh, they were able to do that. Um, they didn’t get a conviction in the Senate, so it was really control in the House. But my point is, is that, um, they made a mockery [“They did.”] out of the jud…, out of the impeachment process. We cannot, you know, I know that Republicans are always like the nice guys. But we’ve got to protect our republic. [voice: “Yes.”] And part of that protecting our republic is defending the Constitution. [voice: “Yes.”] And part of defending the Constitution is doing it the right way. [“it is.”] Congress has two big powers, to declare war, and to impeach. And if we don’t do it in the right way we’re not gonna get Democrats on board with us to see the truth and admit the truth. And to convict in the Senate. And we’re going to do, do a disservice to our future generations by continuing to make a mockery out of impeachment [inaudible]. Now we’re, we’re gonna have an impeachment inquiry. I’m ninety-nine percent sure of that. um, it, but it may take a while to get it done. There’s still new evidence that’s coming out. Uh, every day they’re interviewing someone new. They subpoenaed the IRS agents, the investigators who’ve looked into this. And they’re going to make them talk on Capitol hill.”
Question:“Well, they had whistle blowers from the IRS. They’ve already come forward. [“Yep.”] And they were threatened. They were threatened.”
Mark Alford (r):It goes very deep and, uh, so, you know, the scary part is somebody asked them, what, what happens when you, uh, get rid of Joe Biden. Well, it’s like, you know, you get rid of Tweedle-dee, I mean you’ve got Tweedle-dum as President. [laughter] So, I don’t think it’s gonna be any better, but, that’s not my issue. That’s not the issue in the House. That, the issue in the House is to secure America. And right now our nation is insecure, unsecure, because of a President who is compromised to the Russians and the Chinese. [“I agree.”] [applause]…”
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WTF does this mean?:
“…and promulgated I think, through the United States….”
Making an accusation, attempting to present the illusion that you really didn’t:
“…And it is, um, I, I, I don’t know if our government doesn’t want to admit it because it is such a shameful thing. [inaudible] I don’t know if it’s complicit in some, I hope to God they’re not…”
OMG:
“…Did you know that right now of the people who have been let in illegally, uh, our government say let in legally, but those who’ve come in, uh, there are 85,000 children unaccounted for? [“Yeah. Actually, it’s, to be honest with you, the high, the number is somewhere around 220,000.”]…”
Okay, a member of Congress states a number, then a constituent who apparently watches cable television states another. Which is correct? Just asking.
“…They talk about it and they don’t do anything about it…”
And later:
“…Is it possible to just bring it up? Just so that we can see what they have to say. I mean, I would like to see that being debated. And to what, not, at least acknowledge it, this happened….”
It’s either been talked about or it hasn’t. It can’t be both or neither.
Venn Diagram of Right Wingnut Orthodoxy – not complete
“…we all know, I mean even if you don’t listen to the mainstream media, which never ever talks about it, but if you listen to Newsmax, if you listen to real news and all of that…”
Newsmax? WTF?
The elephant in the room:
Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check. Arraignment. Check.
It’s always about emails with right wingnuts, isn’t it?
“…uh, both men of integrity, both Christians, and both trying to find the truth in all this…”
Maybe one out of three ain’t too bad.
“…um, they made a mockery [“They did.”] out of the j…, out of the impeachment process…”
Every right wingnut accusation is actually a confession.
“…I know that Republicans are always like the nice guys…”
Self-awareness is not a strong suit.
“…so, you know, the scary part is somebody asked them, what, what happens when you, uh, get rid of Joe Biden. Well, it’s like, you know, you get rid of Tweedle-dee, I mean you’ve got Tweedle-dum as President. [laughter]…”
Kamala Harris is the Vice-President of the United States. There is, to our knowledge, no investigation directed at her. It is the height of hypocrisy for a member of the opposition party to state in one breath that Americans need to realize our common ground and act with comity, then, in another breath, to label the Vice-President of the United States “Tweedle-dum”.
Mark Alford (r) August 31, 2023].
Listen to the audio. You must. To get the full effect.
Mark Alford (r) held an open public town hall on the campus of the University of Central Missouri in Warrensburg on Thursday night. He spoke for about 30 minutes and then took questions for about an hour and a half.
Mark Alford (r) [August 31, 2023].
The question and answer portion:
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Question:“…Recently you voted on HR, um, 4366 and that’s the Military Construction and Veteran’s Affairs and Related Agency Appropriation Act. I think you had mentioned it [“Yeah.”] the only one that’s passed so far. There’s a section in there I wanted to ask you about and why it wasn’t amended or even taken out. And the section reads, and I’m gonna cut, keep it short ’cause of the legalese of the part of it. But it says, um, ‘This shall be used in whole or part that, that previous appropriations upon shall be used, shall not be used in whole or part to take any discriminatory action against a person wholly or partially on the basis that that person speaks or acts in accordance with a, uh, sincerely held religious belief or moral conviction that marriage is, is or should be recognized as being between one man and one woman.’ As I read that I was hoping you could add, offer more clarity. Um, that from my understanding allows VA employees to discriminate against people who don’t have a man and woman marriage. And I don’t [“Hmm.”] think that that’s right considering our service members, regardless of, uh, color, creed, or sexual preference, should get service regardless. I wanted to see what your take on that was, why that wasn’t removed, and, uh, why so many of your colleagues and yourself included voted on that and didn’t take that out. [“Right.”] Or even added it to an appropriations bill.”
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Mark Alford (r):“…Tell me that bill again. The number.”
Question:“HR 4366. It passed the House [“uh, huh.”] and waiting to go to the Senate.”
Mark Alford (r):“Would you get that to [….] right there and, uh, I will take a look at that and give you an answer, um, answer on that…Next up.”
Mark Alford (r):“…So, it’s not about getting rid of diversity it, it’s about not concentrating on diversity. Instead, concentrate [applause] on what we’ve got in common. Um, I think for a long time, uh, we have as a nation, we have pointed out our differences and that has led to, uh, almost a victimization mentality by some people, not yourself, that, um, that someone is lesser than, or someone is oppressive, or an aggressor, or. We’ve gotten overly sensitized in America and I think if we concentrated on the goodness of America and what we have in common as a nation…”
Mark Alford (r):“…Let me tell you right now, COVID is over. The President said the pandemic is over. [applause] [inaudible] Uh, I have said from the very beginning that government should not be telling people what they inject in their bodies. [“Thank you.”][applause]…”
RSMo § 167.181. Immunization of pupils against certain diseases compulsory — exceptions — records — to be at public expense, when — fluoride treatments administered, when — rulemaking authority, procedure.
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2. It is unlawful for any student to attend school unless he has been immunized as required under the rules and regulations of the department of health and senior services, and can provide satisfactory evidence of such immunization; except that if he produces satisfactory evidence of having begun the process of immunization, he may continue to attend school as long as the immunization process is being accomplished in the prescribed manner. It is unlawful for any parent or guardian to refuse or neglect to have his child immunized as required by this section, unless the child is properly exempted.
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RSMo § 210.003. Immunizations of children required, when, exceptions — duties of administrator, report — notification of parents, when. —
1. No child shall be permitted to enroll in or attend any public, private or parochial day care center, preschool or nursery school caring for ten or more children unless such child has been adequately immunized against vaccine-preventable childhood illnesses specified by the department of health and senior services in accordance with recommendations of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP). The parent or guardian of such child shall provide satisfactory evidence of the required immunizations.
Mark Alford (r):“…This, this whole COVID thing has been disturbing for several years now. And, look, I know COVID’s real. I truly believe that it came out of that lab in Wuhan and was manufactured. [“Yep.”] And I believe that Tony Fauci, unfortunately, had something to do with funding that. [applause] I think he needs to be brought into account on that. I think the National Institutes of Health and World Health Organization were complicit in, in taking this vaccine that was unproven and shoving it in the bodies of Americans. And that was wrong. [applause]…”
Mark Alford (r): “… There is a war on our family in America. I, I think it’s, uh, it’s a battle of good and evil. I think, uh, there’s certain forces in this world and in this country that want to take down the nuclear family. And since the, uh, uh, LBJ [Lyndon Baines Johnson] Administration and the New Society, uh, that, that came about, uh, in making, uh, single mothers, uh, prominent and, and, and get, really incentivizing single motherhood families. I think it’s been a detriment to our society. I think you’re seeing the repercussions of that. [applause]…”
Great Society legislation (starting in 1964-1965, 59 years ago) included civil rights, voting rights, support for K-12 and higher education, Medicare, Medicaid, the Child Nutrition Act, the National Endowment for the Arts, the National Endowment for the Humanities, public broadcasting, consumer protections, environmental protections, housing, urban and rural development, just to name a few.
Mark Alford (r):“…When Kevin McCarthy (r) finally got into the White House negotiate and, the President, I don’t know if you know that, but he’s not all there. [laughter]…”
Mark Alford (r):“…When I was on Fox Four, thinking I, what am I gonna do, I’m getting old, I’m not gonna be on TV much longer, I’m, I’m, they won’t let me tell the truth. So what am I gonna do? Uh, this seat opened up. Vicky Hartzler (r) was, decided to run for the U.S. Senate. And, uh, I really prayed about it a lot…”
Mark Alford (r) held an open public town hall on the campus of the University of Central Missouri in Warrensburg on Thursday night. He spoke for about 30 minutes and then took questions for about an hour and a half.
Mark Alford (r) [August 31, 2023}.
Remarks:
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“…A couple other people in the audience, uh, our Democrat chair for this, uh, district, uh, Michael Berlin. Michael, where are you? No? I thought he was gonna be here. All right, so he’s not here…”
Uh, no?
“…We have a five-seat majority in the House. Uh, it has not been easy, uh, ruling with a five-seat majority. You just can’t get much done. The Republicans control basically one half of one third of the government right now. And so to get anything meaningfully done is very difficult to do…”
Sonia Sotomayor, Elena Kagan, and Ketanji Brown Jackson would like a word.
“…But I’m just telling you this. You know, there’s some generals out there who say that we could be in a conflict, at war, with China by the year 2027, 28…”
If so, no one wins.
“…and I was really surprised at how many strong Christians there are in Washington. I’m involved in two Bible studies…”
Is that just in loud words, or in actual deeds? Just asking.
Mark Alford (r) held an open public town hall on the campus of the University of Central Missouri in Warrensburg last night. He spoke for about 30 minutes and then took questions for about an hour and a half (maybe more).
Mark Alford (r) [August 31, 2023}.
In 2022:
Election Results
Official Election Returns
State of Missouri – General Election, November 08, 2022, Tuesday, November 8, 2022
As announced by the Board of State Canvassers on Friday, December 9, 2022
U.S. Representative – District 4 (362 of 362 Precincts Reported)
Mark Alford Republican 181,890 71.3%
Jack Truman Democratic 67,069 26.3%
Randy Langkraehr Libertarian 6,117 2.4%
Darrell McClanahan Write-in 1 0.0%
David A. Haave Write-in 1 0.0%
Wyatt Parsons Write-in 1 0.0%
Total Votes 255,079
Mark Alford (r) was elected to Congress in Missouri’s 4th Congressional District against token opposition which didn’t bother to campaign (effectively).
In that environment here’s no incentive for the elected official to temper the fringe orthodoxy of the base that elected them
The audience, about fifteen minutes before the beginning of the open public town hall:
I showed up to the venue with my gear (cameras, audio recorders, tripod, wearing a vest with my media ID clearly visible, wearing an N95 mask) over a half hour before the scheduled start of the town hall. I introduced myself by my name to a staffer and asked if it was okay to locate myself with my camera on a tripod and the rest of my gear on the floor in front and to the left of the stage. It was.
Mark Alford started the town hall by thanking everyone who facilitated and attended the town hall and then introduced the local republican party chair and the local Democratic Party chair, “Mike Besin”, who apparently wasn’t there.
Great staff work, there.
Half the battle really is about showing up. I only recognized one other Democrat in a room with maybe 150 people. By their applause, questions, and called out comments the vast majority of the audience in attendance were individuals who only watch “legitimate news” like Newsmax.
I spent over two hours in a room full of unrepentant anti-vaccine nuts and COVID conspiracy true believers. I was the only individual wearing a mask – an N95.
They believe that Joe Biden is mentally incompetent, and yet, still, somehow the evil mastermind of a vast family crime syndicate. They believe that Donald Trump is a victim and their savior. They believe that the pandemic was a hoax, Ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine are miracle drugs for a disease that is no worse than a cold. And Anthony Fauci is somehow culpable for a deadly pandemic which is not a deadly pandemic. They believe the Federal Reserve, the Department of Education, and the FBI should be abolished. They believe that no one in the military should be required to be vaccinated (you know, follow a legal order in support of readiness) – notwithstanding the vast vaccine record on the folded yellow card that I had to have as a child dependent decades ago. Socialism is evil. Communism is evil. Socialism and Communism are always mentioned in the same breath. Social Security and Medicare need to do a better job of taking care of us. The border is totally open. All those “illegals” get paid $2,200.00 a month and seven million of them are going to vote in the election – that’s why Joe Biden is letting them in. Our military has gone to shit after just two years because of Joe Biden and DEI. It went on and on. They’re all fucking crazy.
My god, they all really believe this shit.
“When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.” – attributed to Sinclair Lewis. I have news for you, it’s already here.
Mark Alford (r) is comfortable with a mic and quite slick in his delivery. Over thirty years as a television newsreader will do that. But those skills can’t hide the underlying fringe orthodoxy at the core. Despite the (very) occasional soothing sounds about bipartisanship and “getting along” he can’t help himself. They guy worked for the Kansas City Fox affiliate for years and he apparently believes they were some sort of bastion of progressive thought.
There is no such thing as a “moderate” republican. None of them come close. If you somehow still believe there are still some who are “moderate” you’re deluding yourself. And I don’t want to know you.
They’re all voting for Trump, and since no one was there to offer even a token challenge to their insanity, they believe everyone else will do the same.
I was stuck inside an insane right wingnut paranoid feedback loop for over two hours. I barely got out.