What about fluoridation? Micromanaging school sports participation? Diversity, equity, and inclusion? We can’t keep up.
Mark Alford @RepMarkAlford
If you’re not safe, then you’re not free.
That means securing our southern border and cleaning up our streets. 12:41 PM · Mar 26, 2023
Some of the responses:
How can I feel safe when the NRA writes our gun laws? Children are allowed open carry. Educators and librarians are threatened by hired thugs who hide behind parental rights. Nothing or no one is safe when republicans are in control.
What’s your plan to secure the border? Will you vote for increased funding?
Also, you need to secure money to updgrade Missouri Highway 7 from 24 Highway to Harrisonville. Let’s see if you can get some Federal funding to clean up 7 Highway!
At least some politics is local.
When will you care about keeping children safe from mass shootings in our schools ?
Donald J Trump stated Mitch McConnell is the greatest threat to National Security in America. Donald J Trump is never wrong.
When will the GOP, Fox News, Newsmax and OANN demand Mitch McConnell resign due to being the greatest threat to National Security in America?
Yesterday afternoon, Mark Alford (r) continued recycling right wingnut spin:
Jim Jordan (r) is chairing what committee, Mark? Focused on groceries? Really? Maroon.
Mark Alford @RepMarkAlford
Alvin Bragg would dig up old parking tickets if it means Trump can’t run for President again.
[….] 3:55 PM · Mar 21, 2023
Some of the responses:
Imaging carry water for a lifelong grifting con man. You should be embarrassed.
The latter would require a modicum of self-awareness.
Technically there’s nothing stopping Trump from running for president from prison, so you’ve got that going for you!
But would he dig up old porn star payoff reimbursement checks, that’s the question.
[….]
Bless your heart 😂
Can’t wait for your hot take when Trump gets indicted for election interference in Georgia. Is that a parking ticket too?
Americans want people in congress who don’t beg for pardons!
[….]
There is a difference between what we want and what we Gaetz.
Why would the party of rule of law and checks and balances want this man to run/be president? The hypocrisy and corruption run deep! Justice is coming:) which should be what you want.. only it’s not locking her up…
So what’s your point?
Mark wouldn’t know that.
Trump parked something else –
Heh. We see what you did there.
Trump probably doesn’t even know how to drive.
My guess is that he has had a driver his entire life just like he does now.
All while you guys complain about the “elites”.
So, what’s the problem?
What kind of lawmaker doesn’t care about breaking the law? A Republican.
Asked. And answered.
Does Trump drive? Bet not
He shoulda paid the parking tickets and not Stormy Daniels
Well that didn’t take long. You went from news anchor to tRump’s colon cleaner in record time. Not surprising though…
Trump can run for President from prison if he wants to. Stop talking out of your hat.
If he broke the law, he must be held accountable like the rest of us.
Anyone saying otherwise is anti American.
Has he tried not committing any crimes?
A crook is a crook.
Hmm, parking tickets or insurrection? I guess six of one, half dozen of the other
Shame on you. You know damn well that Bragg is in the right. You don’t get to use your campaign money to pay off porn stars. And if you do, then you don’t try to claim the same money off of your taxes. No one is above the law.
If he broke the law, he should be held accountable, no?
Thankfully, 45 has committed enough felonies that Bragg doesn’t have to worry about parking tickets.
As a resident of Lee’s Summit who has spent many years watching you on our local news, I’m thoroughly disgusted with your statement. No one is above the law, even a former President.
Reminds me of the bible passages where the crowd is demanding Pontius Pilate to crucify Jesus.
Oh, really?
Not paying them is still illegal. Are you saying misdemeanors don’t matter at all and should not be followed? Can I use your statement as my defense for not paying old parking tickets?
People get bench warrants all the time for unpaid tickets. Are you saying that they should stop that practice? If so, don’t ever issue parking tickets ever again. But why stop there? Just eliminate all laws that way Trump can never be found guilty of anything.
You’re really that silly? [….]
Mark Alford would say anything to kiss Trumps orange ass.
We definitely want him prosecuted for sedition and treason, you weasel.
Have you been born that stupid or did you work hard for it?
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Eric Schmitt @Eric_Schmitt
There is simply no room in our justice system for political prosecutions in search of crimes. 8:26 AM · Mar 21, 2023
Irony impaired.
Some of the responses:
I’m sorry, I can’t understand you. I was too distracted by the massive plank in your eye.
You should go tend to that.
There is simply no room in the Senate for apologists of the criminally indicted.
Anti-American extremist Eric Schmitt hits his corrupt successor @AGAndrewBailey with a broadside.
Oh goodness Eric, we all heard and saw his crimes. We’re you not listening?
You mean like you suing multiple MO public school districts over masking orders, costing them thousands to defend and then dropping the cases but not suing 1 private school for same. Sidebar his kids in private school all masked up. You mean that kind of political persecution
Eric, the fact that you are a sitting US Senator is in fact criminal.
Yet we still have you.
You mean like you investigating #Missouri schools for no reason and costing #Missouri taxpayers thousands of $$?
Would you share with us your reaction to the chants of “Lock her up” in 2016?
Hillary Clinton (D )[2016 file photo].
Hillary (D) would like a word.
Lock him up!
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I agree. As soon as it starts happening I’ll oppose it. For now, paying off a porn star and lying about it to advance your political career SHOULd be an end to your Republican power. But no more. Character doesn’t matter. Integrity means nothing. Power is the only currency.
you did it! Making it a crime for a woman to get an abortion is a political prosecution. Suing school districts who want to keep kids healthy is political prosecution. You slimy hypocrite!
Explain this to me: Mueller didn’t indict him because DOJ says no for a sitting President. Second Impeachment and GOPers acquit because he was out of office. Now he’s about to be charged with a crime but that shouldn’t happen because he’s a FORMER President.
IOKIYAR*
*it’s okay if you’re a republican
No need to search. The crimes are in plain view. Once again, you are on the wrong side of history.
How many lawsuits as attorney general did you file then ultimately drop just to get name recognition
Hmmmm … Tell me more about your time as Missouri AG.
Shhhh.
You sir are a hypocrite of the highest order.
How do you say this kinda stuff with a straight face? Also, how do you sleep at night?
And yet you made it a habit to file frivolous lawsuits wasting Missouri taxpayers dollars simply to advance your own political career. Hypocrite, unethical, and without any integrity.
And there is no room for thinking that politicians are above the law.
You are a joke. #LockHimUp
You are an embarrassment. Try being an actual senator.
You’ve got it wrong. Criminals get prosecuted regardless of their connection to politics, just as the founding fathers intended. YOU creating a false narrative abt crim investigations involving a former president is the politicization of the rule of law and abuse of your office.
Such as what?
Sorry, no one is above the law.
Oh, Eric, here in Missouri we still remember all the times you filed lawsuits over GOP political grievances.
You need to stay out of this.
You are a disgrace
No one is above the law, not even you.
Reference YOUR position as RAGA treasurer- robocalls & buses in support of 1/6. You’re a seditious traitor too.
Like dozens of lawsuits filed against MO schools, many not even served on the defendants & then dismissed? Playing politics with the justice system?
Sell Missouri to China!
Heh.
Wow. You have zero self-awareness, huh? I mean, none at all
Is there room for prosecutions of actual crimes? Because using campaign money as hush money for illicit affairs is … a crime.
Hypocrite.
Shut your sycophantic, ladder-climbing yap, you disgustingly corrupt twatwaffle.
Fucking what? This from the bullshit artist that sued school districts in his own state firing sv pandemic?
You’re pathetic. You are even worse than hawley, and that’s saying something.
Kind of like the ones you filed against Missouri school districts. You are a disgusting pig.
I am baffled by all these low brow and poorly educated people who still do everything Trump tells them too. Unbelievable. You are drunk on ignorance and gullibility. Haven’t you learned yet?!? My God!!!
“…There are many copies, and they have a plan.”
There is simply no room in our justice system for someone like you to be this stupid AND BRAG ABOUT IT!
His co-conspirator served months in federal prison for the same crime- the crime was already found, dumbass.
“Individual-1”:
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Hey, Mark (r), you can’t hold open public town halls for your Missouri constituents in Florida.
Mark Alford (r) [2022 file photo].
Mark Alford @markalfordkc
I was with the President Friday night and I can assure you he is resolute and focused on doing the things necessary to save this great nation from the destruction of enemies, both foreign and domestic.
We all know what this is…it’s political persecution from a Soros-funded hack and proof they are scared.
Would they be doing this if Trump wasn’t running in 2024? I can almost guarantee you they wouldn’t be. It’s clear they’ll dig everything up — dating back to past parking tickets to try to disqualify him!!!
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Ah, moral relativism.
“…Soros-funded…”
Well, that was a loud dog whistle.
Some of the responses:
Congressman, this is sad picture. If you think giving two thumbs up to next to someone who has subverted democracy, lived his entire life on the fringes of fraud and is devoid of moral decency then you’ve fallen farther from servant discipleship than I could’ve imagined.
Uh, Mark Alford (r) was already there.
President of the spray tan club?
Why don’t you try representing Missouri.
Former president, also ew.
Two losers, congratulations.
Well we in KC all knew what mark was really like. So glad you’re off of tv but sad you’re in office and a trumper. Bad all around.
Not the flex you think it is.
Here’s a novel idea … Go work for all your constituents and not just your conservative base. We all deserve better than this.
Careful who’s side you take. The former guy will turn on you. You’re liable to get what you deserve!
Lock him up!
Just had to add the #JewishBoogeyman, didn’t you, you pathetic little sycophant?
Mark. [….] what the hell are you doing man.
He’s always known.
Oh brother. Such an embarrassment for KC…. I’m surprised you were able to post this with your lips on his ass.
Anyone who believes your delusional brainwashed B.S. needs to get counseling
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Rep. Eric Burlison @RepEricBurlison
The mental gymnastics the media and the left are going through to ignore the Biden classified docs while simultaneously crucifying Trump is just one more example of the absurd double standards that exist today. 5:20 PM · Jan 12, 2023
You haven’t been watching/listening to the news. BTW, do YOU condemn Trump’s handling of classified documents as you have Biden’s? Be fair, Congressman.
With an I.Q. as high as yours, The mental gymnastics you must go through just to tie you shoes…
-Wait, what… They’re Velcro!?
>The mental gymnastics you must go through just to put on your shoes must be tiring
Heh.
This was then. Eric Burlison (r), August 2022:
Eric Burlison @EricBurlison
It’s disgusting how the Obama and now Biden administration have weaponized our judicial system against Trump. They investigated him and put him through hell over the bogus Steele Dossier, and now they do THIS. This swamp must be drained. These are the actions of a banana republic 5:27 AM · Aug 9, 2022
Some of the response back then:
What’s disgusting is a lawless President who escapes accountability again and again because of his money, power, and propaganda, and folks like you defending him.
You still a Trump Republican now Eric? Tik tok.
Still is, evidently.
Local man running for Congress can’t think of anything to say.
Huh? The bits of your tweet that I can make any sense of are, in fact, untrue. Obama & Biden had nothing to do w the TON of evidence of Russian collusion in 2016 that had nothing to do w the preliminary notes that made up the “Steele Dossier.” Couldn’t you squeeze Hunter in here?
Yeah. I agree. It’s really weird how the legal system is so hard on criming criminals who commit crimes. And as far as the Steele dossier goes, you do know Manafort is telling everyone and the bartender that he was giving info to a Russian agent to “settle his debts”, right?
Someone who doesn’t know what “banana republic” means shouldn’t be running for office.
Please open a history book sometime.
WHAT? Trump? The person that planned an insurrection because he LOST an election!
No problem if mob HUNG his VP! Incited violence & trashing Capitol!
Took & kept top secret documents illegally!
Wow. You are off course. Trump is a CRIMINAL.
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Spencer Toder @SpencerToder
Hey @Eric_Schmitt you’re supposedly a legal scholar. Can a former President declassify nuclear secrets by thinking about it? Asking for your friend. 10:00 PM · Sep 21, 2022
Magical thinking. Go figure.
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Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
Beautiful snowy morning in southwest Missouri
[….] 8:25 AM · Jan 3, 2021
It went downhill from there.
Some of the comments:
With just a hint of sedition in the air?
You’re staying at your sisters house?
You’re assuming she didn’t just text him the photo.
You’re assuming that’s even MO
Missouri is nice. You should go there sometime.
Ouch. that one left a mark.
Sedition is a serious felony punishable by fines and up to 20 years in prison and it refers to the act of inciting revolt or violence against a lawful authority with the goal of destroying or overthrowing it.
The novelty of being in Missouri is sufficient for Virginia-based Thirsty McScapegoatFace to tweet a picture of a snowy lawn.
He didn’t actually say he was here (in Mo), I bet his parents or a MAGA sent him the picture and he tweeted to give the impression he was actually here.
Of course. They always subcontract the menial tasks.
If you’ve already gone through your Netflix-watching list Senator, I have a very entertaining hour-long audiotape I can recommend.
Right. That snow picture isn’t nearly as cold as your political career
Ouch.
Missouri has heard the tapes Josh, if you want a political future it’s past time to cut your losses. Your peer group is figuring this out.
Imagine believing Folksyjeans was ever in Missouri long enough to take a picture.
Who sent you this pic? You don’t live in the state you represent.
That snow has more integrity and depth than you.
Nice try! Zero percent chance you’re actually here.
Who took that for you?
Beautiful snowy day here in Tampa, too. Apparently Josh too busy watching Sunday cartoons to realize he’s about to pop over the cliff like road runner, oops, orange Covidiot after that audio.
Anything else going on you should comment on? Forecast has a high likelihood of sedition over the next few days. Especially in D.C. where you actually live.
Hey are you going to help trump find 11,800 votes like he asked the Georgia Secretary? Still planning to commit treason this week?
You must have been watching the Weather channel to know it’s snowed in Missouri from your Million Dollar Home in Virgina.
You know what even more beautiful? That taped conversation between Trump and the GA Secretary of State.
Local Virginia man shares photo from another state
Awwww…snow. That’s nice…you know what else is nice? Not having a president trying to shakedown a state AG to commit election fraud on his behalf. With the specific amount of votes. That’s nice too. But you seem to agree with that sort of blatant criminal activity, don’t you?
Silent on the attempt to overthrow a legitimate election by the president of the United States? Silent on his threat of violence to an elected official? Silent on the sedition in progress right now? Beautiful snowy morning can’t cover all that!
Your sister’s yard looks amazing. How’s northern VA?
You think there might be 11,780 Georgia votes under that snow? You know, if you don’t look, that’s a criminal offense. And you can’t let that happen. You’re taking a big risk by not looking under that snow for those votes. It’s going to be very costly, in many ways.
If two or more persons in any State or Territory, or in any place subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, conspire to overthrow, put down, or to destroy by force the Government of the United States, or to levy war against them, or to oppose by force the authority thereof, or by force to prevent, hinder, or delay the execution of any law of the United States, or by force to seize, take, or possess any property of the United States contrary to the authority thereof, they shall each be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years, or both.
“A Fascist in the Senate. Sounds crazy, no? But in our little state of Missouri,
you would say every one of us is represented by a grifter and a Fascist who lives in Virginia,
trying to grift and climb a ladder with other people’s money without losing an election. It isn’t easy.
You may ask, how does he stay up there if it’s so tenuous?
He stays because Missourians vote for him… And how does he keep his seat?
That I can tell you in one word… Sedition.”
“Sedition, sedition… sedition.”
A few of the responses:
And acknowledge that Biden/Harris won.
Sit down, josh.
Sedition is a felony. Remember that.
Stand up for trying to corrupt a certified election? Sit down!
Josh is willing to throw out whatever integrity he had just to please Donald and the MAGA cult. And he’s not doing this for any other reason than to further his own political ambitions. It’s all so obvious and embarrassing.
Don’t you mean climb up?
It’s time to RESIGN
This is a funny way of saying “KNEEL BEFORE A WOUNDED NARCISSIST WHO WON’T ADMIT HE LOST!”
Traitor embarrassing America to the world so you can con your supporters out of their money and push to install an authoritarian system in America. Disgusting! You should not be allowed to take the oath to defend the constitution because it’s a lie
Oh my god, I can’t imagine what it must be like to be capable of falling for this
Do the people of Missouri know you are only doing this so you can run for president in 2024. You know there’s no evidence but you’re doing this anyway thinking your constituents are dumb enough to fall for it.
Narrator: “They are.”
Josh trying to get the last drop of blood out of the uneducated white turnip before it’s over.
Sit down, you f cking clown.
that time was on election day you seditious, opportunistic, piece of shit
Or you know, actually win the election. Cry more though.
Such a phony
Lol. This is the number one problem with the MAGA crowd. And absolute inability to reassess any choices, no matter how dumb or dangerous. Digging in is all they know how to do. It’s immature and toxic behavior on a massive scale.
Patriots don’t attempt to overthrow the government because more people voted for the other guy
It’s all beyond embarrassing and now extremely dangerous.
You watched the evidence? Come on if there was any credible evidence then the courts would not have thrown out the cases. You can’t just say there was fraud@and make it so. You have to have proof and they have produced none.
it’s time for you to sit down and be quiet.
Are you trying to incite violence?
You hate America and the constitution that bad?
Sedition, sedition… sedition.
It’s all about the money. he’s campaigning off this political theater. Hawley knows this stunt is going nowhere. He’s milking money from his constituency. Full stop
Grifter.
I think you have to say it three times while clicking your jackboots together.
Y’all lost, you seditious idiot
Hawleyism and McCarthyism will both go down in history as odious attempts by senators to destroy faith in American government to make a name for themselves. History will be no kinder to Hawley than McCarthy.
Clowns gonna clown.
It’s time to stop before you go too far.
Too late.
You can’t sit there and cry foul on the presidential election results. but stand by all the senators who won re-election this year and call their own elections valid. they were all voted for on the same ballots.
Sit down, a-hole; I’m trying to watch the Biden inauguration.
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