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Mark Alford (r): happy talk, sad reality

06 Tuesday Oct 2026

Posted by Michael Bersin in Congress, Mark Alford, social media

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4th Congressional District, former newsreader, Mark Alford, missouri, performative bullshit, right wingnut, social media, sycophant, that ridiculous hat, Trump sycophant

Mark Alford (r) [2022 file photo].

Today:

Congressman Mark Alford
[October 6, 2024]

President Donald J. Trump just signed an order letting truckers and farmers run tax-free dyed diesel on the highway through year’s end — no interest, no penalties.
That puts real money back in the pockets of the folks who haul our freight and grow our food.
[….]

Is it a fix? Sadly, no.

Some of the responses:

If I start a fire would I get credit if I put it out?

The Commander-In-Stupid’s War caused this/ Since diesel has jumped $2.00 now he wants to give you crumbs in return with no relief in sight. Who could have reasoned if a country in the Middle East was bombed gas and diesel would increase 50%? Right-why would someone who has never bought an ounce of diesel in his life care for those who have to and need it to survive!

the fire is not put out. We are in for tough economic times.

only if you tell us how the fire is good for us

We see what you did there.

This is only a temporary measure to try to get truckers to keep being suckers and keep voting Republican. Watch, the new supply will run out the day after the election.

what will happen is that everyone will scream blue murder at the end of the year when the relief stops, thinking that by then they are entitled to it. If the Democrats prevail in the midterms, I have no doubt it will be spun as a Democrat failure when the relief terminates. If they don’t prevail, it will simply be removed anyway, because it is time limited.

Lucy. Football. Charlie Brown.

Does it include taking out L.A. and San Diego?

And, not much of a solution; more of a tourniquet.

Is that called socialism?

Red dye.

But it doesn’t help us farmers in running our tractors and combines. The tax break doesn’t work on the fuel we use for harvest. We run off road in these machines to start with. One day during harvest I can put over 1000 gal in one setting. Yes I can save running it in my trucks hauling to the elevator but my farthest distance is 10 miles. Give us some kinda break on the off road fuel that’s not taxed to start with. I am one of the small farmers in my area some guys are burning 3x what I burn a day. So don’t say he is helping the farmers.

Did he tell the oil companies? 🤣🤣🤣

Farmers already use red dye diesel. How is thus helping farmers?

Truckers save 24.4 cents per gallon buy red die diesel avoid federal road tax. Farmers are already able to buy red die diesel for off road use no savings there.

Come on Anchor Man. Really reaching there.

Wait….so everyone can have the option of buying clear expensive diesel or red cheaper diesel in the US now?
And no one thinks this will be a problem?
Gonna suck for people who rely on dyed diesel like farmers when its in short supply everywhere in a week. Lol

Why were they high in the first place??? Oh wait! I remember!

It doesn’t lower diesel prices for farmers. It allows truckers to use lower priced diesel that farmers have always had access to. If it has any impact for farmers, it’ll be that they now can’t get fuel because truckers already used up the farmer’s supplies.

Not really, but cool story bro!

Why is diesel so expensive? What event this year made it skyrocket? Has that event ceased or is there an exit strategy for nullifying it? Who is responsible for this event unfolding the way it has and why would any sane person vote for the person responsible or any of that person’s enablers?

’30 to 50 cents a gallon cheaper’ according to something I read. So,, it goes from around 6 bucks a gallon to 5 and half… Less than 10% cheaper–and that’s just the fuel…not to mention the cost of maintenance, drivers, insurance, vehicle itself…. Yep, that’s better than nothing, but still ain’t cheap enough to really reduce costs for the transportation companies, and therefore, for the rest of us–or the drivers and farmers…

it isn’t. Farmers already used dyed diesel in their equipment. This saves them nothing.
This only saves over the road diesel vehicle $$.
Another scam… by the master conman.

It’s deck chairs on the Titanic time…don’t forget the fact that the $1+ billion “saved” by truckers, which actually goes to highways, bridges, and other critical infratructure maintenance and construction, will need to be paid for from somewhere else…like yer DOGE, tariff, and vote purchase checks…which would be from taxes you paid (note: those checks aint coming, so it’s more tax all around)

Midterms Approaching Propaganda

And where will the money come from to fix the roads?

Wouldn’t need to do this if he hadn’t started the war

It’s like putting a sticker over a crack in a window. If anything, lowering the price at the pump may decrease stockpiles faster causing a bigger problem down the road. Short term relief for long term pain unless a fundamental solution comes soon.

Didn’t he start the war that made diesel expensive?

Congratulations we can now fill our trucks with fuel that is only $2.50 higher than last year instead of $2.90 higher.

Do you think there’s that much dyed diesel just waiting in barrels somewhere? Isn’t this just going to raise costs for the people who use dyed diesel who are *checks notes* farmers?

Maybe he shouldn’t have started an unnecessary war with Iran 🤔

Red dye diesel is cheaper than on road diesel because the red dye is exempt from highway tax. Who’s going to make up the lost tax dollars?
The tanks will be dyed red after the exemption has passed. How will the dept of transportation know if the trucker is using the correct fuel if the tank is red?
Once again the government is going off half cocked with no real plan in place.

You have to find Off road diesel. And many farmers will be harvesting very soon so when all these city folks with their big diesel pickups that have never seen dirt full up with dyed diesel, suddenly the farmers that already got screwed by tarriffs not have to buy higher priced fuel to harvest.

thinking this is still the FAFO for voting this clown into office again.

pretty much. He cuts open the main artery and hands a band-aid and wants praised!

Wouldn’t have been necessary if he hadn’t started a war.

Adding dye doesn’t increase supply.

The demand just went up for dyed diesel
The supply of dyed diesel did not go up
Are the farmers and ranchers going to have to pay more now that there’s more demand than supply?

Just until the election is over.

Let them eat cake🖕🤡

Or maybe he can end the war in Iran that we will never win?

The vast majority of diesel used in farming is already untaxed ie tillage, planting,and harvesting. Of course you already know that.so therefore you are trying to give yourself a pat on the back for leaving crumbs under the table. If you had exhibited a spine, all this grandstanding would be unnecessary?

Ah, rulings by executive order, the fiat of a dictator wanna be.

He created the problem, DA.
Don’t play the save the day hero.

Congressman Mark Alford yay, a temporary solution that won’t do much to answer for having no spine to fight for your constituents. Pat yourself on the back.

So he mangles a dumbass war and it raises the price of diesel and then he signs an EO to remove the taxes from diesel 8 months later to lower the prices for 2 months. That means the truckers will still have lost thousands of dollars due to this orange turnip. You Republican representatives that still lick his boots are just embarrassing.

How dumb do you think people are……

Temporary relief for a problem HE caused

This post does little than to just show how fucking stupid you are and how dumb you must think your constituents are. 🤡

Maybe the corrupt piece of shit could stop doing everything he can to destroy the economy and then relief wouldnt be needed.
Have we tried that yet?

Oh yes, only he can fix it not our Congress because they are impotent being led by the Republicans. All these problems were created by Republicans and suddenly they’re saving America by fixing the problems they created or supposedly fixing them.

So now there is less money to fix the roads? You’re robbing peter to pay paul.
How about if you don’t start a bullshit war creating the problem to begin with. Why are we even over there?

He signed an executive order to try to put a band aid on the problem he’s causing? Wow, what a hero.

Sorry, but you don’t get to crow about trying to solve a problem you stupidly created.

So he screws up but then takes credit while our roads go to crap? Sounds right.

Right. After taking multiple actions that resulted in the cost going up. Where’s my doge check?

And how does this resolve the underlying problem that Trump created when starting the Iran war or supporting his buddy Putin and not telling him to stop attacking Ukraine so they will stop blowing up Russian refineries?
This is a band aid that kicks the can down the road and will short change us in the future.
Money in pocket huh?
What about all the other cost of goods that have increased? How about that? What about soft cost like insurance and interest rates?
What a joke. Stop kissing the ring grow a pair and hold Trump accountable for his based choices for a change.

Why don’t we just end the mess in Iran — you know, root cause it — instead of putting bandaids on symptoms that actually are worse for the environment?
You know, the mess Donald Trump created and your inaction enabled.
Shameful.

Mark, you really don’t think things through do you?

Are we suppose to applaud this feeble attempt to fix what he’s broke?

Mark Alford you are an idiot?

My god, not again? Taking credit for only partially fixing the problem he alone caused! Do you think we are stupid?

Mark Alford (r) [2023 file photo].

What color is the sky in Denny’s (r) world?

03 Saturday Oct 2026

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Denny Hoskins, dumbass, Fascist pig, gaslighting, gerrymandering, HB 1, hypocrite, initiative, missouri, Proposition A, right wingnut, sycophant, Trump sycophant

Denny Hoskins (r) [2023 file photo].

Denny Hoskins

[October 3, 2026]

I will always stand up to the East Coast liberals and their out-of-state Sugar Daddies to fight for our Missouri values!
[….]

Are those East Coast liberals in the room with you now? Just asking.

There is much hilarity in the responses:

Great, but how about you do your job in Missouri. Should there be another referendum follow the Law.

Denny, if you decide to run in a Missouri election will you promise not to take any outside Missouri cash? Will you disavow any outside PAC money used against your opponent?

Hoskins took a beating from both Supreme Courts that left him more delusional than he already was. It’s time to remove his dead weight from our taxpayer payroll. How about another petition, Denny?

300k Missouri signed said petition. You’re standing up to your own constituency

How about standing up for the Missouri Constitution?

Oh Denny, bless your little heart. I can’t wait until the opportunity to vote you out!

What is your problem man? Do you just hate everyone who isn’t like you?

have you not been paying attention? Him and the entire Missouri government consider citizen led initiatives to be “mob rule” and attempt to block them if they are not Republican approved. They are putting Trump and MAGA above what the people want.

“Please rise for the honorable State of Missouri and US Supreme Courts.”

Does Missouri values include following the State supreme court? Or running to out of state help?

Is sharing bullshit your thing?

The red coat speaks and no one cares to listen to a cheater

If there ever was a dirtbag, Hoskins is it.

And it also seems like you will always stand up for the disenfranchisement of the voters who gave you your job. You know the ones, they pay your salary, and according to the Missouri Constitution, you are to serve them, not your trumpian-authoritarian masters. Get right with the voters of Missouri, Hoskins, or pack your bags.

Secretary of State for Missouri SHOULD be for all Missourians…not just the Republican Party. This is abhorrent, and reprehensible.

Radical Right Republican who will do anything for power. No integrity, no class, no ethics

You are such a liar. Do you seriously think there aren’t people here who are intelligent enough to see through the MAGA bullshit?

What a moron

Please get another jacket you clown! Know when to shut up.

If you didn’t know, you’re supposed to serve all Missourians

Sugar Daddies 😂🤣😂🤣 as you lick the boots of all the tech billionaires. Too funny

So who funds all the dark money PACS that fund MO Republican Campaigns? Who Funds ALEC?

Your values suck!

Fuck you fascist

MAGA boot licker!!! Show some damn dignity.

None of that described the valet shown here. He doesn’t like when the people out number him on issues and tries to force it through by cheating and lying. Hence why he got put in contempt. He’s a little bitch is all

Standing up for everyone, except the people of Missouri! 🙄

Who’s your sugar DADDY!

So, now you’re trying to blame your betrayal of Missouri residents on your own insanity?

God you’re an idiot

You’re a lying piece of shit. Show me otherwise

What does East Coast liberals have to do with your job in Missouri? And what about upholding the Missouri state Constitution and respecting the Will of voters? What about the games you played to wait till the very last day to address the voter referendum on redistricting?
Sounds like you don’t care who you stand up for unless it’s the far right and benefit your own specific ideology.
Get a different job if you can’t do the one you’re pointed to and represent all of Missouri and the wheel of voters regardless of what side they’re on.
Seems you forgot who you work for?

And we will always stand up to our yahoo Missouri elected officials that refuse to follow the will of the people.
What a weiner.

You are such a douche. Truly.

You’re such a hypocrite. And you look ridiculous in that red jacket

You are trash

Oh dear, here’s another one of your posts where everyone replies negatively. Give it up, Denny.

You are an idiot and a trump loving POS!

You wouldn’t know Missouri values if it bit you in your ass!

You know, Misourians voted the Republican amendments down.

Clown show.

‘East coast’? Out of state? Dude, over 300,000 of your fellow citizens signed the petition. Read the room, er, state!

Jesus, Denny. Knock it off.

If you really cared about this state you would just leave your job and let someone that actually gives any thought to the constituents and what they desire the weight that it deserves. You only bow down to the tangerine tyrant and his minions!

Awe, look at you, Batman, you know you’re not standing FOR your constituents. So, you say your standing up to made up bad guys. Fucking loser.

Contempt of court should have given you a clue the first time. You represent Trump and the Republicans not the Missouri residents.

Ridiculous

You’re so damn dumb it stopped being funny a long time ago!

Told you the Elias Law Group was going to make you their bitch. And god, did they ever.

So a group with money decided to stand up for Missouri voters, when you consider citizen led iniatives to be “mob rule”… What a terrible thing! 🙄 When the people approve things that you don’t like, you MAGA bastards do everything you can to overturn it… But that will soon change! 😂😂😂

He’s got the whole package- ugly, stupid, and a horrible wardrobe. Try to hold back, ladies.

Kind of weird seeing as how the republican push for the primary ballot initiatives 2 monthes ago were funded primarily by east coast dark money PACs? But im sure that why you only clarify you stand up to the liberal east coast sugar daddy’s because the conservative east coast sugar daddy’s might take away your little bat and put you in time out if you dont make that distinction?

When you order doctor Evil from Temu and get Denny Hoskins

Fool, you’re just as willing to take money from your conservative out-of-state as well as your in-state “sugar daddies.” You just fought against “our” Missouri values and got your a** handed to you. The party of the dirtbags.

So if they were say DC conservative values that’d be a okay. Like seriously why keep going with this lie when we all know this entire thing being prompted because Trump asked Republicans to aggressively gerrymander. It’s not for Missouri values it’s for your God king.

You’re not here because of the “east coast liberals” you’re here because of the Missouri citizens, and they are who you defrauded.

You’re not here because of the “east coast liberals” you’re here because of the Missouri citizens, and they are who you defrauded.

What a bunch of bullshit.

Election integrity??? Denny wouldn’t know that if it stood in front of him and danced.

Out of State sugar daddies??? Grrrl!

Please. You’re an idiot.

But you don’t stand up for Missouri citizens

He’s telling you what he and the Republican state legislature are going to do. If they don’t like the answers they get on Prop A, or Amendments 3 & 6, they are going to do whatever they want to try to take that vote away from you. Just like they did for the sick-leave mandate and reproductive-rights. Missouri needs to be prepared for that.

Hoskins and Schmitt. What did this state do to deserve such incompetent public servants?

Missouri republicans have been embarrassing themselves over the last month… all just to please their cult leader Donald

Fuck you. No means no.

You are a fascist POS.

You are a legend in your own mind 🤦🏻‍♀️

The total direct cost to Missouri taxpayers for the chaotic congressional map redistricting process and its immediate legal aftermath is projected in the millions of dollars

Your east coast sugar daddy put this whole redistricting mess in motion.

THe Republican Party has become so corrupt -it’s all
About making the rich richer and they have done nothing for the middle class except fuel pockets of hate over stupid issues could care less
About -like sharia law, trans sports communism—
They have done nothing for groceries gas or healthcare – we are suffering and they are making millions on crypto…
I can’t support this party

Just shut up and go home Denny. You are embarrassing yourself and the entire state. You and Hanaway have done us all a disservice. The mostly conservative Missouri Supreme Court and the mostly Conservative US Supreme Court have all told you MULTIPLE times that what you did to our election was wrong and that using that map for the November election is also wrong. Give it up. In November the people will choose the map, despite your best efforts to keep us from doing so.

Sir, pretty sure you have no idea what I value.

Not everyone who doesn’t approve of your antics is liberal

By not following the laws with our elections?

He just doesn’t get it does he?

Sadly, no.

Gak! You are so dumb.

How much have your shenanigans cost Missouri citizens?

Hey Denny, it appears you’re so full of yourself that that red jacket won’t pull closed.
If you’re concerned about illegal donations I’d start with Eric Schmitt. It appears he has some ‘splainin to do.

Nobody likes you, constitution breaker

Thank you sir, may I have another. – Hoskins to the Supreme Court

The “east coast liberals”
Is anti-Semitic.
So you’re a grown man still a bully of vulnerable children and…
Despite your party’s definition of Anti-Semitism constantly being used to persecute students, you managed to still be good old fashioned Anti-Semite.

You’re still talking about that?

Ignorance of the law and general illiteracy are not Missouri values. That’s a Republican Party thing.

Just give it a rest dude

Previously:

HB 1: Gerrymander this (September 9, 2025)

Can play with AI, can’t be bothered to certify petition signatures (June 7, 2026)

Denny Hoskins (r) is a pre-eminent legal scholar and final arbiter of the Missouri Constitution, said no one ever… (August 4, 2026)

Missouri Supreme Court: “HB 1 congressional redistricting, yeah, no.” (September 3, 2026)

Missouri Supreme Court: “HB 1 congressional redistricting, yeah, no.” (September 3, 2026)

Favorite whine (September 3, 2026)

Gov. Mike Kehoe (r) thinks we’re all ignorant and stupid (September 3, 2026)

What the Missouri Supreme Court said (September 3, 2026)

Missouri Supreme Court slaps down Denny Hoskins (r)….again (September 4, 2026)

Tears in the rain (September 4, 2026)

Denny Hoskins (r): “…unclean hands…” (September 7, 2026)

Justice Brett Kavanaugh – SCOTUS: “Yeah, no.” (September 8, 2026)

Missouri Supreme Court order to Denny Hoskins (r): “…show cause…” (September 9, 2026)

Missed it by that much (September 9, 2026)

Salus populi suprema lex esto (September 10, 2026)

Stupid is as stupid does (September 10, 2026)

Denny Hoskins (r) and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (September 10, 2026)

So sad (September 10, 2026)

Judicial contempt has a way of making one focus (September 11, 2026)

Denny Hoskins (r) and friends whiff at the U.S. Supreme Court (September 25, 2026)

A paragraph for Missouri history (September 25, 2026)

Being obtusely wrong still makes you wrong, Denny

Denny’s Dirty Ball (September 28, 2026)

Joined at the hip

02 Friday Oct 2026

Posted by Michael Bersin in Mark Alford, social media

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Today:

Remember that in November.

Quick, look over there!

01 Thursday Oct 2026

Posted by Michael Bersin in Eric Schmitt, social media, US Senate

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#HawkeyeSchmitt, dumbass, Eric Schmitt, Fascist pig, Jack Smith, missouri, social media, sycophant, Trump sycophant

Eric Schmitt (r) [2022 file photo].

Today:

Senator Eric Schmitt
[October 1, 2026]

Fraudsters are bleeding American taxpayers dry.
President Trump and VP JD Vance are going after the criminals who got rich ripping you off.
You earned that money. They stole it.
[…]

Like a family of grifters ripping off rubes for billions in the last two years? Just asking.

Some of the responses:

It true! Some people are even making feral shit up in Senate hearings, and destroying their entire political future.

You are a #Dipschmitt.

Like the Atlanta Hawks?

Red-tailed Hawk. Buteo jamaicensis.

So Trump and JD are going after each other??? I’m picturing a Spy vs Spy kind of scenario

Is someone a fraud if they falsely accuse someone of doing something they didn’t do?

Is it the Hawks or Hawkeyes that are bleeding us dry?

Can you help me settle a bet with a friend? They say your middle name Dip, and I think it’s The. Which is it?

it’s Dumb, with a “B”.

You mean like the Reflecting Pool?

The Lake of Warm Ooze.

So you’re saying they have Hawkeyes, not to be confused with just Hawks.

Where was this filmed, Atlanta or Iowa?

I didn’t think you’d have the balls to come out in public for at least a week

I’d start with the office of the President. That’s in Washington D.C by the way. (It’s next to Maryland, where I hear the Seahawks have played).

Attempted pivot.

Desperately trying to save his reputation, as if he had a good one to begin with

multiple pivots and he’s getting ROASTED each time he posts another one.

Rick Scott on the list?

Florida!

Yeah! I was gonna use that money to go see the Atlanta Hawks! Or, wait…was it the Iowa Hawkeyes?

I came for the comments…..

here for memes…I hope to find some … Thoughts and prayers for my meme journey please 🙏🏼

He was in Chicago to watch the Blackhawks. Or was it Kansas to see the Jayhawks? Or was it Seattle to see the Seahawks?

The irony here is hilarious. 😂

Satire?

Sadly, no.

Let’s ask the Hawkeyes

Are you going to see the Cardinals play at the Vatican?

Cardinal. Cardinalis cardinalis.
Canon 5D III, 2.8 70-200 mm, 2x III.
F 5.6, 1/1600, ISO 1250, 360 mm.

Arizona or St. Louis? Not that Eric knows the difference.

Yea? Who paid for that big poster about a Hawkeyes game in Maryland?

Put it on a poster so we can all see the “facts”

Did you learn this at the Hawkeyes game?

In Australia we call it tap dancing.

Squirrel!

The call is coming from inside the house…

Coming clean are we ? 🙄

Do you have receipts on this claim?

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue…..

Gotta try to save face any way you can, right? Lol

🤫
i’m turning down the volume,
popcorn 🍿 in hand, here to read
the comments 🤡
🤣

Start at 1600 Pennsylvania ave.

Did you get the inside scoop from your colleague Rick Scott on that?

Florida!

Wondering: are those Hawks in the room with you now?

So Trump and Vance at the top of the list. This will be interesting.

Ah so this is a satire page

Are you going to make a poster about it.

“Only You Can Prevent Fascist Liars”
(2025)
Posterboard. Permanent marker, acrylic. 22 x 28.

Love it when Senators call themselves out like this. Heartwarming.

Dirtbag!!!!

Are we getting the tariff money back?

Sadly, no.

I’m so confused now about the basketball teams. Which is what and who’s on first?

Gaslighting at its peak

OMG! Too many hilarious comments! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Going to a basketball game anytime soon?

Question for you, how many pardons have been issued during Trump’s second term have been for individuals convicted of fraud? I’m just curious if we’re talking all fraud or just certain types of fraud.

Are the Buckeyes playing the Hawkeyes in Columbus Georgia this weekend?

Took a hawk eye to find that out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s crazy how some people need no proof to believe a lie, but demand endless proof to accept the truth.

You should know.

Desperate attempt at damage control . . . but it’s not working.

Quick…change the subject…lol

Schmitt is watching them like a Hawk! 🤣😂😆

Previously:

Eric Schmitt (r) gets pantsed by Eric Schmitt (r) on national television (September 29, 2026)

On becoming a meme for epic stupidity (September 29, 2026)

#HawkeyeSchmitt (September 29, 2026)

Aaaaaiiiirrrrr balllll!!! (September 30, 2026)

Eric Schmitt (r) gets pantsed by Eric Schmitt (r) on national television

29 Tuesday Sep 2026

Posted by Michael Bersin in Eric Schmitt, social media, US Senate

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dumbass, embarrassment, Fascist pig, hearing, Jack Smith, Judiciary Committee, missouri, performative bullshit, right wingnut, sycophant, Trump sycophant, U.S. Senate

Eric Schmitt (r) [2025 file photo].

This morning at the Senate Judiciary Committee hearing with witness Jack Smith:

emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social
[….]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

HAHAHAHAHAH.

Eric Schmitt just accused Jack Smith of lying about going to an Atlanta Hawk’s basketball game.

Smith went to see the Iowa Hawkeyes.

9:44 AM · Sep 29, 2026

“[Eric] Schmitt is a Fascist doosh”

Some of the responses:

🤔 Is that all they’ve got? lol

Thanks for the absolutely LOL I just had. Almost peed my pants I laughed so hard and long. 🤭😎😆

Incomplete staff work or deliberate misrepresentation of facts? I’ll take door number two.

That creep called Jack Smith a dirt bag. MAGA is slime.

I’m glad they’re wasting time on important discussions.

Fuck these people are beyond being embarrassed they’re so dumb. So far it looks like it’s blowing up in their fucking faces. Thank you for reminding us that the orange meat stick would’ve been convicted of serious crimes.

Is it the Mizzou Tigers or the Hamilton Tiger-Cats?

It’s a Missouri reference.

jesus

Maybe Natalie shouldn’t be in opposition research.

We see what you did there.

Is this all they have?

They never had anything.

Eric Schmitt is full of shit head clown in the Republican circus wasting time and tax payers money instead of fixing the economy and doing the jobs they were elected to do.Disgraceful.

Nothing to say but he has to fill his 5 minutes. Like Kennedy, they have nothing, they know Trump is guilty of all the stuff and Jack Smith had him dead to rights, and if it wasn’t for the machine covering up and excusing Satan, we would have a much better world.

Eric Schmitt is either a liar or a moron. Probably both.

Schmitt does not know ball.

Conspiracy peddling swatted down in real-time love to see it!

He was so certain of his “gotcha.” LMAO.

Schmitt’s “questioning” was embarrassing to him
and the State of Missouri.

Eric Schmitt’s big gotcha moment not only backfired on himself, but it also made him look like an ass.

Eric Schmitt (r) has always looked like an ass.

I just called his office and laughed for the whole message.

Now that’s funny.

right-wing morons are giving it their best

Schmitt is not a serious person.

it’s an instant SNL skit
[….]

Let’s call it was it is: #SchmittIsAnAssHat

Every single one of these repubs are complete morons

Douchebag extraordinaire

Heh. See image above.

Then he proceeds to call Smith a dirtbag. Schmitt was trying to play gotcha and it backfired on him! [Sen. Amy Klobuchar] (I don’t know you as they didn’t show her) chimed in with the correction, the score of the game and demanded Schmitt apologize to Smith!

Klobuchar just confirmed it was a University of Maryland/Iowa Hawkeyes game that Smith attended (in Maryland)
Smith testified that he went to the game, because he wanted to see Caitlin Clark play. That will make MAGAs implode.
and Eric Schmitt exposed again, as an incompetent dirtbag

Hawks, Hawkeyes, NBA team, womens college team. Who can tell the difference? So confusing!

His face was beet red.

“You can’t fix stupid”

An embarrassment to the Judiciary Committee, the U.S. Senate, Missouri, and the U.S.A.

Schmitt calling Mr. Smith a ‘dirtbag’ is rich. Schmitt is one of the purest examples of MAGA scum.

He used this as the basis to accuse Smith of being in Atlanta at that time to meet with Fani Willis as she was being dismissed. Ridiculous!! An ignorant fishing expedition.

more than ignorant–dishonest attempt to spread misinformation–which backfired in spectacular fashion–and reminded everyone that Schmitt is a dirtbag.

The voters of Missouri should be embarrassed that Sen. Schmitt is “representing” them.

That fool is repping my state. He’s getting a nasty phone call. 😜

Good. He should get a lot of negative phone calls from constituents about this. Missouri should vote Eric Schmitt out as soon as they can. What a shameless and embarrassing display. The GOP doesn’t bring their best, that’s for sure.

Eric Schmitt is thicker than a plank

Idiot!!! Schmitt is an imbecile

Eric Schmitt (r) [2021 file photo].

Eric Schmitt (r) [2021 file photo].

Eric Schmitt (r): “Squirrel!”

26 Saturday Sep 2026

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Squirrel!

Yesterday:

Senator Eric Schmitt
[September 25, 2026]

FACT: Congress is the only entity that can empower a governing body to establish clear, enforceable rules for college sports.
College sports are uniquely American–it’s worth preserving.
[….]

Nothing else of any importance is going on in America right now. Apparently.

There is much hilarity in the responses:

Racist pig

Does Congress have anything to do with declaring war? Just curious…

Yes…I believe that’s in the Constitution right after the Congressional war powers clause. LOLGOP

Thank God you’re taking care of this Senator this morning when I was pumping $80 for the gas into my car it’s all I could think about was college sports

me too when I was at buying groceries at Aldi last week .. I thought God thank you for My senators attention to college sports

Any comment on Senator Tuberville’s Senate floor rant on the influx of furries in aviation? 😅🤣😂

Actually, the NCAA and the NAIA are fully able to establish rules if it’s really a major issue.

Got it. We don’t need clear enforceable rules for our government. Glad you’re fighting for college sports. It’s literally the single most important issue. We can all sleep better tonight folks! Life will be affordable again when this is fixed

I thought that’s what the NCAA is for

dude, read the room.

That’s awesome. Any headway on that healthcare plan?

Sadly, no.

Really tackling the most important issues arent you?

He just chases media exposure on irrelevant topics thinking this impresses MO constituency. Every post just exposes how bad he is out of touch with reality

That’ll really help get the cost of fuel and groceries down! Thank you, Senator!

How does this help all Missourians?

I didn’t realize this was major concern

How about first working on , for example, cost of living

This post instantly lowered gas prices.

“$4.29 a gallon for gas, $6.29 a gallon for diesel”

Sadly, no.

Yeah, that 1% of college students is a scary number. Don’t worry about gas prices or tainted food or a war.

The question is , can Congress halt the advancement of furries in the airlines?

My grocery bill is going down just talking about this. 🤡🤡🤡

You can’t be out of a job fast enough.

Senator Eric Schmitt
You wouldn’t know a fact if it walked up and slapped you in the face.

Let’s start trying to work on issues that’s affect your everyday constituents.

Thank goodness you are not addressing lowering healthcare, gas and grocery prices for Missouri residents .. college athletes is the number one issue facing Missouri voters …

Um we might have more pressing matters, Sir

Thank you Eric for fixing this vital issue that affects like .000001 percent of Missourians. Pretty sure you will be thanked at your next election!

Way to zero in on the critical issues here, Eric! I’m sure putting Congress in charge of college sports rules will immediately bring down the cost of gas, groceries and everything else. Not to mention extricating ourselves from an illegal war and putting an end to all the Dear Leader taxpayer-funded vanity projects in DC.

Squirrel!

Yep that fixes my $6.24/diesel!!!! So glad you are working on your constituents priorities

Eric Schmitt does what Russia wants

Because this is the MOST important thing happening right now in our country, right Eric????

Aren’t we fighting a war???

I’m so thankful we have a senator who focuses on college sports! It’s worth the pain felt in my entire body when choosing between filling my gas tank or just taking it to half so I can buy some groceries for dinner. Thank you, Senator Eric Schmitt, said nobody ever🤬.

Why do you keep posting about this?

1950.

Can you do maybe anything to help regular Missourians with affordability?

‘Sorry, all I can do is change the name of chimichangas to America rolls’

The chimichanga was reportedly invented by Monica Flin, El Charro Café, in Tucson, Arizona around 1950 when she accidently dropped a burrito into a deep fryer, started to swear, and switched to chimichanga (thingamajig). So, already American.

If this is the best the GOP has, the midterms are going to be a bigger blowout than anyone is predicting. Blue 🌊

Diesel is 6.25…..

Could you explain how this is lowering gas, grocery, healthcare, childcare, etc., prices?

Thank God we dont have any other issues like affordable Healthcare, housing, insurance, gas, diesel, well pretty much affordable anything, and here you are worried about semi pro college sports 😉

Why does my state have so many Stupids in it to vote a useless POS like you into office.

As the average American sinks further into despair, at least they won’t have to worry about one of the eight or nine Trans people in college sports getting an unfair advantage. Thanks, Senator, for focusing on the truly important matters of the day.

People and soldiers are dying in Iran. Focus, a**hat.

Focused on the exact priorities that will do absolutely nothing to resolve the actual issues voters care about. Keep it up, give more reasons to vote for your opponent.

What about this crap economy, Senator?

Move along, little doggy, we want cheaper gas and groceries.

He’s still talking about college sports!?! 🤦🏻‍♂️

Sadly, yes.

He voted yes to stay in a war with $4.50 gas and 6.50 diesel and all he can talk about is college sports.

You clueless, worthless, POS

Really important stuff.. maybe gas prices or inflation or groceries might top the list. Another worthless MO senator!!

People are starving, rural hospitals are closing and our president has taken is to an illegal war and all you can talk about is sports?

This country is on fire and all you are focused on lately is college sports.
It’s almost like you’re trying to avoid some tough issues……..

There’s that.

Rome is burning….and you’re talking about kids games!

My comment is WTF Senator Schmitt. You have constituents that can’t afford gas, groceries, utilities. Housing prices are out of control. We are in a war that no one wanted but the President. You are focused on college sports. Missouri, we have to vote this guy out. He couldn’t care less about you.

Eric Schmitt you are a TOOL

What difference does it Make Eric? Congress was to be the only entity that could declare war! Why are the Republicans focused on college sports? Where is the healthcare plan that Republicans say they are working on? The house and Senate are not doing their constituents! They only want to help the big donors!

Just bringing this to everyone’s attention. Here lately we are inundated by election idiocy. This guy is worried about Trans athletes, Tuberville about ” furries” in airplanes, and Hegseth about testosterone in males in the military. Most people are worried about gas, groceries, utilities, house payment or rent. Kinda strange how government officials worry more about other people’s sexuality than taking care of AFFORDABILITY! Js.

I wish you cared as much about the US Constitution as you do about sports.

Who cares. What about this lunatic who started this war and screwed everyone?

But Eric, you can sell yourself the highest bidder. You’re also an idiot.

This isn’t important. You’re a waste of our money.

Fuck Off!🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

What the f**k is this? No one cares.

Hitting hard on the important stuff in our country right now, I see.
You are a worthless turd blossom.

Our lives do not circle around sports. When we’re concerned about the price of gas and groceries and pedophiles that are in the White House
Get off the sports train and do your freaking job

U have bigger fish to fry u worthless ass hat 🤬🤬🤬!

98% of the college students probably don’t want treasonous collaborators in their congress either.

Schmitt should be more worried about this country and it’s corrupt president than worried about sports
What a POS

Imagine a Missourian who can’t buy food right now watching their Senator passionately preaching about college sports day after day after day…priorities I guess.

Is this the only thing you are focused on? We don’t care like you don’t care about real issues.

Who the hell cares. How about addressing the quagmire in Iran, gas prices and rampant inflation? Or medical care. Or the president’s runaway spending on a ballroom, golf course, and a monument to himself that would make Albert Speer blush.

Between your trans crap and Tuberville and his furries it’s non-stop rube chumming.

Want to know what we Missourians want to see preserved? The Constitution you Trump toady culture warrior. But you have no spine for that because if you speak out against the obviously corrupt, inept and incompetent Dear Leader you’re afraid he will mean tweet you.

You’re really kinda lucky you’re not up for reelection next month, huh?🤔

College sports? You can’t be serious.

Would you, at my earliest convenience, preferably 2 years ago, fuck off with this college sports bullshit. What the fuckbare you doing abou $6+ diesel, you stupid fuck?

Do you EVER do ANYTHING that actually helps Missourians? No. Gotta keep those donors happy, though. Right? Despicable grifter.

Senator Eric Schmitt damn man! Any chance you could be focusing on something besides college sports?! How about our groceries our gas prices inflation interest rates! How about the fact that we have a freaking criminal in the oval office that has no guard rails! I’m sorry everyone in Congress right now is a total bag of shit! You just got off five weeks recess and then you’re on another seven weeks while Americans are flailing in the wind watching our young people fight a war that was illegally started because none of you have a set of balls to keep this president in line.

Shut the fuck already. You post like a 12 year old child. Endlessly.

Eric Schmitt (r) [2025 file photo].

Mark Alford (r): not so much to your health

25 Friday Sep 2026

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Mark Alford (r) [2023 file photo].

Today:

Congressman Mark Alford
[September 25, 2026]

Rural hospitals are lifelines. Nobody should have to drive more than an hour to get the care they need.
That’s why House Republicans delivered the largest rural health investment in American history in the Working Families Tax Cuts.
[….]

Yeah, no.

Some of the responses:

If the Big Beautiful Bill had not cut billions from health care we would be OK.

But Mark Alford (r) did vote for the bill, and here we are, not OK.

The house should be in session doing it’s job instead of adjourning early to avoid making decisions

Oh, they nmde the decisions. They just don’t want to be held accountable for them.

Congressman Mark Alford You present this as a standalone win without mentioning that the same bill cut rural Medicaid funding by an estimated $137B, nearly triple the new fund, a tradeoff independent researchers (KFF, CBO, Georgetown) and even some rural hospital groups have flagged as a net loss for rural healthcare, not a net gain. [….]
You don’t have Missourians’ best interests in mind, Congressman. Your bill cut $137B from rural Medicaid. This $50B ‘investment’ doesn’t even cover half of it. That’s not a lifeline, that’s spin.

Actually, he’s gaslighting us.

When? When was this? 1959? Because 1959 is about the last time Republicans did ANYTHING to help rural Missouri.

You cut rural healthcare for years Congressman Mark Alford.
You guys ruined rural health and now you’re gonna fix it.
Just leave things alone.
Look what Republicans have done to inflation and gas.
You’ve fought rural healthcare for years.
[….] how do MAGA scream about funding healthcare and then after defunding it decide to fix it.
It’s like your new wars and gas. If you just shut up and didn’t vote gas would be cheaper and Iran would still not have that nuke bomb our dementia riddled potus believes exists.

Congressman Mark Alford
The Trumplican Hypocrisy is pathetic!
What about that BIG BULLSHIT BILL?
You have failed the constituents in your district!
Be sure to look both ways before you go fuck yourself.

They probably can’t afford the gas to drive an hour or more. Thanks for passing the Bigly Bullshit Bill mark. Cutting healthcare is on you and rising fuel prices are too.

JUST STOP LYING!!!
First Alford gives trillions to his filthy rich ‘donors.’ Then he slashes basic needs from hard working Missourians to pay for it
Now, at election time, he tries to fool us into thinking he cares with these ‘fix our problems just enough for a vote’ SOCIALIST programs. MO 4 loses because we have a LOSER in congress

Bragging about a one-time grant while cutting the permanent funding rural hospitals need to survive is total political theater.
This “investment” comes from the Working Families Tax Cuts Act—the exact same bill that slashes billions from Medicare and Medicaid to pay for corporate tax cuts. Rural hospitals get up to 80% of their daily revenue from those two federal programs. Giving a struggling hospital a one-time check for facility upgrades while permanently cutting the insurance reimbursements they need to pay their doctors isn’t “delivering”—it’s a corporate bait-and-switch that will cause more rural closures.

You cut the rural hospital funding under the “Big Beautiful Bill”. How stupid do you think your constituents are that you think we will praise you for creating a problem then only partially fixing it, kind of?

Missouri Republicans are putting a band aid over a bullet wound.
DO NOT FALL FOR THIS! They voted for the Big Beautiful Bill that is causing these rural hospitals to close!

You tone-deaf moron! You are the one voting for legislation that is destroying rural access to care!

You also passed the Big Ugly Bill that cut funding for Medicaid at the same time it mandated requirements that essentially forced people off the program. You freaking give a pittance while ripping away a limb. Hypocrite.

Mark Alford (r) [2023 file photo].

I named my ostomy bag Congressman Mark Alford because it’s full of shit too!

And YOU voted for that “Big Beautiful Bill” that stripped health care coverage and dollars from states and patients!

You are beating a dead horse issue. You fucked said horse by massively trimming back the funding soi you don’t get to act like you are saving them now. You can’t ad the lube after you’ve already screwed them…

Bullshit, markie-boy. You repubs are killing people.

You mean the largest cut to rural healthcare in America history to then add a pathetic amount back.

GTFO of Missouri Congressman Mark Alford, and take your Bible with you.

Nonsense

And who voted yes on the terrible big bill??🤮🤡Lil’ Marky Mark

Then, why did you vote for the big, beautiful bill

Big Beautiful BS!

Why did you approve a budget that cut their funding? Is this more reelection rhetoric? Too little too late. You are such a disappointment.

Is that why so many rural hospitals closed down and the care centers are being shut too so tell me

According to analyses from KFF and congressional reports, recent federal legislation passed by Republicans has reduced long-term Medicaid funding, directly impacting rural hospitals and clinics.Major federal spending legislation enacted by Republicans has triggered significant long-term funding reductions for rural healthcare systems.📊 The Legislative CutsAccording to the Congressional Budget Office, the federal reconciliation package cuts over $900 billion from Medicaid nationwide.Estimated $137 billion cut from rural areasPermanent reductions in baseline federal supportMillions of rural residents facing uninsurance risks⚠️ Impact on Rural HospitalsAdvocacy groups like Protect Our Care state that fragile rural facilities face severe financial strain.
Congressman Mark Alford promising healthcare don’t match his actions and cuts.
Actions always speak louder than the word of men.

Mark is one dumb f. You cut Medicaid by trillions and think ur small bs fund is going to bring the back.. lol

Such a crock of 💩!

That about sums it up.

Mark Alford (r) steps on a rake…again

20 Sunday Sep 2026

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Mark Alford (r) [2023 file photo].

Yesterday:

Congressman Mark Alford
[September 19, 2026]

This week, House Republicans passed the National Fraud Enforcement Division Act — making a dedicated DOJ fraud team permanent.
Taxpayer dollars belong to you. Not to fraudsters.
❓ Should we have a team whose only job is going after fraud?
👍 YES — tell me why
👎 NO — tell me why
[….]

Uh, aren’t you supposed to ask your constituents before you vote on the bill, not after? Otherwise this is just performative bullshit. Just asking.

There is much hilarity in the responses:

Yes, they should start with the president, the cabinet and Congress.

Didn’t DOGE already have a go at that?

Yeah, no. It was all performative bullshit.

I’d love to have a doj that is independent from the presidency

Why did you decline a debate against the candidate running against you? Like to hear an answer!

Or just go to the White House and knock on the door.

Would collecting your paycheck and not doing any work count as fraud?

it is definitely a waste of tax dollars.

Maybe you should start at the White House.

Mark, why frame this as “House Republicans” when 352 members of Congress voted for it, including 139 Democrats? Fighting fraud isn’t particularly controversial or partisan. Giving your constituents the full story apparently is.

I thought that was the job of inspectors general???..

Oopsie.

President Trump’s firing of inspectors general threatens government accountability and efficiency
10/21/2025

[….]
President Donald Trump broke historic norms by firing 17 presidentially appointed inspectors general.
Trump’s firings, additional resignations and preexisting vacancies carried over from the Biden administration have resulted in over 75% of presidentially appointed inspector general positions sitting vacant.
The White House has unilaterally blocked funds appropriated by Congress to the Council of the Inspectors General on Integrity and Efficiency, an umbrella office that supports the inspector general community. The office’s website, which housed inspector general reports, recommendations for how the government can save money, and a whistleblower hotline, has been made unavailable due to a lack of funding.
[….]

How about we figure out how Pete lost a ship full of weapons, and they wound up in Hong Kong?

There’s that.

Start with the president and his family that will be a good start.

We already have organizations responsible for detecting fraud. Inspector Generals and the Councils of Inspectors General on Integrity and Efficiency.

If you don’t fire them all…

The should start at 1600 Pennsylvania

Start at the top.

Is there room for that team at the White House?

Here’s a tip ! ( look in the Whitehouse) ..

Mark,
If we did would they precipitate the indictment of Donald Trump? Asking for a friend.

Will Trump pardon them also?

Even better would be one that automatically disqualifies them from running for office or immediately removing them if the a currently in office…

Interestingly…

Yes. Let’s start with you and your friends.

I recommend purchasing a new mirror. It’s much less expensive.

Mark Alford (r) [2023 file photo].

Ouch. That one left a mark.

We had a fraud team. Musk and doge said we did not need it.

Isn’t that part of your job???

Let’s ask AI to find the the fraud among our politicians and government offices shall we?
We’d be left with, if lucky, 5 people.

I am In favor of a Justice Department that doesn’t kiss ass

Starting with You!

So Trump can pardon them for a simple bribe. Which then wipes out restitution…

Have you seen Trump’s pardon list?

Tip line, check 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

I thought was that was what DOGE was supposed to do. And failed badly.

We already have a permanent Justice Department. The problem is the corruption within that department.

Why don’t you start at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

The president cut out the government watchdogs with the Doge cuts. Start with the White House.

Trump would just free them

Why, if they donate $ to Trump, he’ll just pardon them.

Grifters gotta grift.

Like Trump?

How about we start in the White House?

Only if they arrest Trump first

Legislating where NOT needed, NOT legislating where needed. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Trump university and trump foundation

Once again- the call is coming from inside the house.

Why so then they can pay trump and then get paroled?

Didn’t they have that? But as soon as the IGs inspecting such were fired, it all went away! Waiting on my $2000 promised check!

Let’s start with trump and work our way down. Mark, you should be on that list as well.

They should start at the White House.

In theory, of course it’s a great idea. But I think in practice, we all know trump will just use it to go after his adversaries. So until we have someone in office that has some morals, and a congress that does their job, it’s probably not a great idea.

A better idea would be to not allow the president to take bribes from convicted fraudsters for pardons.

Not sure it helps since the president keeps pardoning people found guilty of commiting fraud.

It would pay for itself by recovering all of the money taken by Trump.

Seriously Congressman how can you even write this post? Our President has pardoned dozens of fraudsters thus eliminating the monetary judgments against them that our court system had handed down. So all the consumers that were ripped off got nothing.
[….]

They should start in the Oval Office.

Sure and you can start with the current administration and the billionaires in this country.

How about a House of Representatives that actually does some work. 71 or so work days and you don’t complain.

Congressman Mark Alford, no, we don’t need a permanent justice team to root out fraudsters—-we need investigators in every Federal agency to investigate fraudsters inside and outside of the government. Like the ones Trump fired, including hundreds from the IRS. Those auditors need to focus in fraud within ICE, the Pentagon, the Kennedy Center,
the Freedom250 committee, and expenditures made by every
Congressional member.

We already have this. The Department of Justice has dedicated health-care fraud prosecutors and Medicare fraud strike forces, working with the FBI, HHS-OIG, CMS and IRS. Tax fraud already has dedicated federal enforcement too. Creating another ‘team’ to do a job the federal government already does isn’t a policy proposal I t’s ragebait.

Hey!!! What do you think of trump banning the press and violating the Constitution???

A journalist would be outraged. Alford, not so much.

Ouch. That left a mark.

Yes, but when all the GOP is arrested, what then?

No. We should have the checks and balances that Trump took away when he fired Inspector Generals on one of his first days in office.
Nothing says “I am gonna commit some big time fraud” like firing most of the Inspector Generals (like he did during Covid, too)

That’s never been more a true need since Trump’s second term.

It’s already part of their job. I’d rather have a team in the White House that wasn’t issuing pardons to the worst convicted fraudsters that have stolen billions.

On vacation again we see…

If you give POTUS and his family a free pass it doesn’t matter what you do… you have zero credibility

If you can’t stop the president from grifting in plain sight what makes you think we trust you to catch anyone else 😆😂🤣

Not if they answer to the top fraudster and his personal lawyer.

There’s a guy in Jefferson City I could point them towards. Bald guy, looks like a rodent, wearing a red valet jacket, sometimes carries a baseball bat.

Donald Trump has pardoned so many white-collar criminals that committed financial fraud that he has effectively wiped out an estimated $2 billion in restitution and fines owed to the victims of those crimes.

We had Inspectors General who did that but Trump fired all of them at the beginning of his presidential term so they wouldn’t catch him stealing billions from We the People.

Wouldn’t our president just pardon them, like all the other fraudsters. You just speak to the people like they are complete idiots. How low must your iq be to vote Republican in 2026? Pretty, pretty, pretty low.

We used to have that until your orangutan buddy disbanded it. Next let’s talk about the CFPB you dick.

Well, that would be a bit embarrassing for your Great Leader, wouldn’t it?

Holy shit. Yes. Start with the Trumps, Kushners and Musk.

Start in the White House. What a stupid F’ing question.

You must think we’re stupid, and you’d be 38% correct according to latest polls

Who is the biggest fraudster on planet earth?? You know the answer bozo.

Congressman Mark Alford I know for certain there is a 34 time criminal felon, sexual abuser, business fraud, tax fraud, charity fraud, university fraud, election fraud con man at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in DC. Lock him up!

Today’s propaganda drop. Fraud.

Fraud? Start with Trump, little puppet.

Yea- and the first list of arrests would be everyone in the cabinet. Oh, but wait… they’d just be pardoned like the long list of other convicted fraudsters.
Let’s hear your thoughts on all such individuals that have been pardoned and let off the hook for MILLIONS!

I’m pretty sure all of us were thinking that. How can we waste more money at a time where we’re broke and morons like you are in charge?

These Republicans posting this while working for the biggest fraudster in American history is wild. 🖕

You didn’t pass anything. Johnson sent everyone home so Hegsbeth wouldn’t get impeached.

Starting with the Trump family

Do you ever read the comments? The majority of our country and probably the world know trump is the most corrupt president in our history…Start there with waste, fraud and abuse.

It’s almost as if Trump didn’t fire 17 inspectors general his first week of this term whose job it was to do exactly that. 🤔🤷
We’re not nearly as delusional as you, Mark Alford.

Why aren’t you talking about fuel prices?

“$4.29 a gallon for gas, $6.29 a gallon for diesel”

It’s too bad your true supporters can’t read or write. You’ve been ratioed again.

Meta.

You should have not have cut the CFPB and SEC whose whole job was to fight fraud. This irresponsible administration keeps removing the experts and replacing them with weaponized partisan hacks who will do their bidding and attack the American people.

Why? Trump will only pardon the fraudsters.

Eric Schmitt (r): contemplating really, really important things

18 Friday Sep 2026

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Yeah, no.

Eric Schmitt (r) [2026 file photo].

Today:

Senator Eric Schmitt
[September 18, 2026]

Without enforceable rules, college sports has become the Wild West.
Courts can strike down rules. States can pass conflicting laws. Only Congress can establish a national framework that gives college sports clear guardrails.
End the chaos. Pass the Protect College Sports Act.
[….]

Some of the responses

I have a college athlete and could care less about this but would love to hear you address REAL concerns like gas and grocery prices, the economy, the war in Iran, healthcare, or the current national debt.

Heck yeah!!!The Protect College Sports Act is gonna bring down the price of diesel!!!

Will this lower gas prices?

“$4.29 a gallon for gas, $6.29 a gallon for diesel”

You want the federal government to regulate college sports! This won’t go well. My Republican Party stood for small government and limited regulation.

So glad Senator Eric Schmitt is so in touch with the American people and his constituents and their most vital concerns. I lose sleep at night worrying about this college sports stuff.

Deficit, gas prices, healthcare, war.

grocery prices, inflation

You’re pathetic, get your priorities in line. Let’s address affordability, gas, the fking war, Healthcare.

Of all the crap to be concerned with.

Please, resign.

Dear Trumpers, you’re obviously rooting for Trump to further destroy our economy. Can you at least let us know your target for gas prices? Is it $5 a gallon, $6, $7? What would make you the happiest?

U just don’t understand what your job is….

Fuck off. Our worlds on fire, and you big concern is college sports. You out of touch asshole. Wake the fuck up you damn sycophantic moron.

With everything going on in the country, it’s stupid that you guys are wasting time on this. Saying that, you are on the wrong side when it comes to this. Antitrust laws exist for very good reasons. Passing legislation to allow a multi-billion dollar industry to get around antitrust law is extremely bad for the athletes in these sports. The highest paid public employee in nearly every state is a college football or basketball coach. Allowing this industry to avoid solving their problems in a way that benefits both labor and the employers is wrong. You are giving the good ol boys network who runs college sports a free pass to keep exploiting a bunch of 18 to 22 year olds.

I can’t afford gas or groceries. Please focus on that.

MAGA Culture War Kool-Aid

I’ve never been against college athletics, but Schmitt is quickly changing my mind.

Looks like there is nothing important going on to Schmitt. War in Iran, ridiculous food prices, gas prices rising daily, the only thing important to Schmitt is sports in colleges. What a nitwit. VOTE BLUE, take back our power.

WTF. Yet another post about sports. Get your head out of your ass. Trump is burning this country into the ground.

Always wanting to suppress someone else’s money. Union busting fuck.

You and your college sports. It’s the economy, stupid!

So many more important things to work on but you pick this stupid shit.

Why don’t you worry about something really important to the American people. You are pathetic.

All Missouri wants is to afford groceries and gas again, Eric, I don’t think that’s reaching for the stars here

Ok, there is a war in Ukraine and the USA is losing in Iran and you are worried about sports? Geez Senator, are you off track? The athlete stuff doesn’t cost us. All the other stuff mentioned does. What the hell are doing?

Senator Eric Schmitt (r) [2025 file photo].

Read the freakin’ room, Mark (r)

17 Thursday Sep 2026

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Otto West: ‘Don’t call me stupid.’
Wanda: ‘Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape?’
Otto West: ‘Apes don’t read philosophy.’
Wanda: ‘Yes they do, Otto. They just don’t understand it.’ [….]

– A Fish Called Wanda (1988)

Mark Alford (r) [2024 file photo].

This morning:

Congressman Mark Alford
[September 17, 2026]

On this Constitution Day in the 250th year of our great nation, I encourage Americans to read the Constitution, study it, and talk about it with those in your circle.
One of the most important things I own is a pocket Constitution my father gave me. I had it with me when I was sworn in for my first term.
I want to hear what the Constitution means to you, what you learned after reading, or what you think every American should know.
Fill out the form below to share your thoughts.

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He asked, they answered:

“An alliance or coalition between Government and religion cannot be too carefully guarded against……Every new and successful example therefore of a PERFECT SEPARATION between ecclesiastical and civil matters is of importance……..religion and government will exist in greater purity, without (rather) than with the aid of government.”
James Madison

I think maybe you should read it👍

that’s not as much fun as waving it around though 🤷
Mark doesn’t actually want to do any work.

Hey Mark-what does the constitution say in the 14th amendment section 3? We read that one.

Maybe you should reread the part about how Congress oversees the executive branch.

You should ask Trump to read it too

You apparently don’t read it

I bet you read the constitution like you read the Bible. Probably never seen either one

Might want to chat with your Attorney General and Secretary of State about the constitution of your home state. Oh ya, the fat orange dude who’s boots you lick might need a refresher course as well

Hey, Skid Mark! MAGA doesn’t follow the Constitution, they follow what Trump wants to do! By the way, Gas prices when up 30 cents overnight to a record high of $4.29 a gallon. I know that you don’t care about gas prices or housing costs because you are living off your $175.000 government paycheck ((BTW)paid for by taxpayers) . So I see that Congress is on another 7 week vacation! So besides doing Photo ops, are you going to be doing any townhall meetings or debates with democrats?

You mean the piece of paper that contains your powers you’ve abdicated?

We see what you did there.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Meanwhile republicans can’t admit the president duped these morons into doing this, and then he pardoned them all. You are in team fascism. Try to scare us with the “socialists and communists” red scar rhetoric. You support a fascist.

Read it instead of us needing to tell you. Then take a responsible action to stop trump from destroying our nations monuments parks and buildings. Tell us how anyone else would not be in prison for even one of these items.

Read it and learn, asshole

Why does Trump say the Kennedy Memorial wont open until his name goes on it? Why does Trump have to have his image on a coin?

This is coming from someone that has turned their back on the US CONSTITUTION And the country by supporting a convicted felon and a Republican party that breaks the law and does everything to destroy the constitution with its lawless unconstitutional acts they do on a daily basis. We deserve so much better then this embarrassment. VOTE MARK ALFORD AND REPUBLICANS OUT IN NOVEMBER

Maybe you should read it again since you and your colleagues have ceded most of your authority to the executive branch.

MAGA Mark Alford & GOP fails. They fail on checks and balances. Alford is ok with cancelling house vote on impeachment of Pete Hogsbreth. Alford is serving trump, not citizens.

Do as I say, not as I do… Mark you clearly haven’t referenced the constitution in quite some time buddy

All of a sudden the constitution matters to MAGA Mark Alford. Fuel prices high, Alford says read the constitution. Trump keeps attempting to suppress the vote, Alford wants citizen to read the constitution. Trumps illegal war in Iran, Alford wants citizens to read the constitution. I think it’s time for MAGA Mark Alford to read the constitution. It’s time for MAGA Alford to understand separation of powers, checks

I encourage YOU to read it. And then read it again.
Then when your majority voters tell you what we want, you read the constitution a 3rd time, and then you come back to us and tell us what you learned.

Left a message with both DC and Raymore for you to host a town hall….yeah I dont anticipate that you will as you are afraid of your constituents because we want to hold you accountable for your actions/inactions while representing the great people of MO4.

Are you talking about the Constitution that Trump and 1000’s of his supporters attacked on 1/6 or is there a Maga Constitution I haven’t ever heard of?

Carrying a pocket constitution doesn’t make you a Constitution follower. 🙄🙄

Responsibility of serving “you” means “us” literally. Do you have any conscience of how your President is harming Americans in your district?
You can’t think for yourself, you follow the rest of the sheep.

Congressman Mark Alford Mark Alford, perhaps you should form study groups there on the Hill and especially in the WH. You all have made it abundantly clear that you have no respect for, nor understanding of, the principles and expectations put forth by our founding fathers in our constitution.
This has to be one of the least authentic campaign promos ever. 🤷

Maybe you should read it… And then read it again. If it’s too complicated know that it applies to EVERYONE HERE, even if you don’t like the color of their skin or the words that come out of their mouths. Loser!

Hey Mark’s people (because I know he isn’t writing or looking at this shit himself anymore)
Get out your ‘pocket Constitution’ that you claim means so much.
FUCKING READ IT AND LEARN WHAT YOUR JOB IS, because your part of Congress has very specific roles that you’ve been neglecting over and over and over in favor of made up bullshit issues to ‘tackle’.
Then do what it actually says to do, since you’re on our dime for your part time gig, which seems to mostly be going on TV shows and avoiding actual debates / public discussions with your constituents.
Or STFU, because nowhere in that does it say to rubber stamp a rapist, pedophile protecting, pathologically lying authroitarian who is constantly trying to undermine THE CONSTITUTION YOU SWORE AN OATH TO, but here we are.
You fucking hack piece of shit.

You may own a copy, but you neither understand nor follow it.

This is the epitome of a gaslighting cynical politician. His MAGA buds in DC doesn’t give a flying F about constitutional or civic norms. They are destroying the foundations of our country one brick at a time. It’s time folks to end this corrupt cynical leadership and it starts with your vote in November. Vote this guy back to being a TV guy.

I have read it, I am thinking sir that you need to read it. That document is very empowering to the citizens as it tells of a story of those frustrated with their leaders and how they resolved to self govern…. Maybe you should pick it up once in awhile and remind yourself who you actually work for.

You telling us to read the constitution. Thats funny on so many levels.

Many things you say have me questioning if you’ve read it. How about a little oversight from congress?

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