Spencer Toder @SpencerToder
Hey @Eric_Schmitt you’re supposedly a legal scholar. Can a former President declassify nuclear secrets by thinking about it? Asking for your friend. 10:00 PM · Sep 21, 2022
Magical thinking. Go figure.
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Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
Beautiful snowy morning in southwest Missouri
[….] 8:25 AM · Jan 3, 2021
It went downhill from there.
Some of the comments:
With just a hint of sedition in the air?
You’re staying at your sisters house?
You’re assuming she didn’t just text him the photo.
You’re assuming that’s even MO
Missouri is nice. You should go there sometime.
Ouch. that one left a mark.
Sedition is a serious felony punishable by fines and up to 20 years in prison and it refers to the act of inciting revolt or violence against a lawful authority with the goal of destroying or overthrowing it.
The novelty of being in Missouri is sufficient for Virginia-based Thirsty McScapegoatFace to tweet a picture of a snowy lawn.
He didn’t actually say he was here (in Mo), I bet his parents or a MAGA sent him the picture and he tweeted to give the impression he was actually here.
Of course. They always subcontract the menial tasks.
If you’ve already gone through your Netflix-watching list Senator, I have a very entertaining hour-long audiotape I can recommend.
Right. That snow picture isn’t nearly as cold as your political career
Ouch.
Missouri has heard the tapes Josh, if you want a political future it’s past time to cut your losses. Your peer group is figuring this out.
Imagine believing Folksyjeans was ever in Missouri long enough to take a picture.
Who sent you this pic? You don’t live in the state you represent.
That snow has more integrity and depth than you.
Nice try! Zero percent chance you’re actually here.
Who took that for you?
Beautiful snowy day here in Tampa, too. Apparently Josh too busy watching Sunday cartoons to realize he’s about to pop over the cliff like road runner, oops, orange Covidiot after that audio.
Anything else going on you should comment on? Forecast has a high likelihood of sedition over the next few days. Especially in D.C. where you actually live.
Hey are you going to help trump find 11,800 votes like he asked the Georgia Secretary? Still planning to commit treason this week?
You must have been watching the Weather channel to know it’s snowed in Missouri from your Million Dollar Home in Virgina.
You know what even more beautiful? That taped conversation between Trump and the GA Secretary of State.
Local Virginia man shares photo from another state
Awwww…snow. That’s nice…you know what else is nice? Not having a president trying to shakedown a state AG to commit election fraud on his behalf. With the specific amount of votes. That’s nice too. But you seem to agree with that sort of blatant criminal activity, don’t you?
Silent on the attempt to overthrow a legitimate election by the president of the United States? Silent on his threat of violence to an elected official? Silent on the sedition in progress right now? Beautiful snowy morning can’t cover all that!
Your sister’s yard looks amazing. How’s northern VA?
You think there might be 11,780 Georgia votes under that snow? You know, if you don’t look, that’s a criminal offense. And you can’t let that happen. You’re taking a big risk by not looking under that snow for those votes. It’s going to be very costly, in many ways.
If two or more persons in any State or Territory, or in any place subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, conspire to overthrow, put down, or to destroy by force the Government of the United States, or to levy war against them, or to oppose by force the authority thereof, or by force to prevent, hinder, or delay the execution of any law of the United States, or by force to seize, take, or possess any property of the United States contrary to the authority thereof, they shall each be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years, or both.
“A Fascist in the Senate. Sounds crazy, no? But in our little state of Missouri,
you would say every one of us is represented by a grifter and a Fascist who lives in Virginia,
trying to grift and climb a ladder with other people’s money without losing an election. It isn’t easy.
You may ask, how does he stay up there if it’s so tenuous?
He stays because Missourians vote for him… And how does he keep his seat?
That I can tell you in one word… Sedition.”
“Sedition, sedition… sedition.”
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And acknowledge that Biden/Harris won.
Sit down, josh.
Sedition is a felony. Remember that.
Stand up for trying to corrupt a certified election? Sit down!
Josh is willing to throw out whatever integrity he had just to please Donald and the MAGA cult. And he’s not doing this for any other reason than to further his own political ambitions. It’s all so obvious and embarrassing.
Don’t you mean climb up?
It’s time to RESIGN
This is a funny way of saying “KNEEL BEFORE A WOUNDED NARCISSIST WHO WON’T ADMIT HE LOST!”
Traitor embarrassing America to the world so you can con your supporters out of their money and push to install an authoritarian system in America. Disgusting! You should not be allowed to take the oath to defend the constitution because it’s a lie
Oh my god, I can’t imagine what it must be like to be capable of falling for this
Do the people of Missouri know you are only doing this so you can run for president in 2024. You know there’s no evidence but you’re doing this anyway thinking your constituents are dumb enough to fall for it.
Narrator: “They are.”
Josh trying to get the last drop of blood out of the uneducated white turnip before it’s over.
Sit down, you f cking clown.
that time was on election day you seditious, opportunistic, piece of shit
Or you know, actually win the election. Cry more though.
Such a phony
Lol. This is the number one problem with the MAGA crowd. And absolute inability to reassess any choices, no matter how dumb or dangerous. Digging in is all they know how to do. It’s immature and toxic behavior on a massive scale.
Patriots don’t attempt to overthrow the government because more people voted for the other guy
It’s all beyond embarrassing and now extremely dangerous.
You watched the evidence? Come on if there was any credible evidence then the courts would not have thrown out the cases. You can’t just say there was fraud@and make it so. You have to have proof and they have produced none.
it’s time for you to sit down and be quiet.
Are you trying to incite violence?
You hate America and the constitution that bad?
Sedition, sedition… sedition.
It’s all about the money. he’s campaigning off this political theater. Hawley knows this stunt is going nowhere. He’s milking money from his constituency. Full stop
Grifter.
I think you have to say it three times while clicking your jackboots together.
Y’all lost, you seditious idiot
Hawleyism and McCarthyism will both go down in history as odious attempts by senators to destroy faith in American government to make a name for themselves. History will be no kinder to Hawley than McCarthy.
Clowns gonna clown.
It’s time to stop before you go too far.
Too late.
You can’t sit there and cry foul on the presidential election results. but stand by all the senators who won re-election this year and call their own elections valid. they were all voted for on the same ballots.
Sit down, a-hole; I’m trying to watch the Biden inauguration.
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Alex Isenstadt @politicoalex
McConnell held a conference call with Senate Republicans this morning in which he pressed Hawley multiple times to explain his plans to object to the Electoral College. McConnell was met with silence, per multiple people familiar with the call. Turns out Hawley wasn’t present 1:30 PM · Dec 31, 2020
McConnell has expressed concern that GOP senators up for re-election in ‘22 will be forced to take a vote on a seemingly pointless endeavor that will imperil them either in a general or primary election
Hawley has launched a small dollar fundraising push around his move. He sent out an email this afternoon asking donors to “stand” with him. Contributions go to Hawley’s campaign account
Why is it always about the grift?
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Bill Turque @bturque
Missouri Sen. Roy Blunt pushes back at Carl Bernstein listing him as one of 21 Senate Repubs trashing Trump in private. Praises his “significant achievements” as president.
[….] 1:17 PM · Nov 23, 2020
It’s in his nature.
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Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
As Democrats have been hoping & begging for, the Commission on Presidential Debates cancelled in-person debates for the rest of campaign. Now cancel the Commission. It’s a disgrace #LetThemDebate 8:00 AM · Oct 8, 2020
Sycophants got to sycophant.
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During a Kennedy-Nixon debate, each candidate was in a separate studio. Why do the debates have to be in-person? I guess because if the President can’t have it his way, he’ll take his ball and go home.
This is exactly why I left the Republican Party. The old white dudes will be gone soon enough, but the next generation of #GOP is even worse. Republicans are a party of the past – no forward thinking, no big tent. The party is about to implode & they refuse to see it.
The President (and a handful of his closest aids) contracted the coronavirus. Why on earth would you think it’s a good idea to debate in person? Uhh.
Are you serious? Trump has COVID. People who claim to be pro-life sure as hell are cavalier with the lives and health of others.
But they didn’t cancel the debate, Senator. It’s your guy who’s refusing to debate, no matter how you spin it, and he did it so fast that it looks like he’s relieved. Spin that.
Taking your ball and going home, Senator Karen?
Maybe you shoulda prayed harder.
The Commission made the correct decision here. This administration’s failure to be transparent about their positive diagnoses shows they cannot be trusted. No one should want to be near any of them right now.
You think Trump has them on the run after his tour de force performance in the first debate, huh?
Heh.
Tell us more about the “cancel culture”
Josh hasn’t heard that Trump has COVID.
Yeah, the whole “let’s not risk exposing debate teams, the crew setting up the debates, family and friends, to the coronavirus,” truly is a Dem thing.
How horrible, amiright?
He doesn’t want them to be able to cut him off and switch screens.
Do you just think COVID isn’t a thing?
I wouldn’t want to be in the same room as any soulless disease vectors either.
The president is infected with a contagious and deadly virus bc he did not follow safety guidelines that could have protected himself and others. But he feels 20 years younger bc he was injected with human embryonic stem cells. Thoughts?
Trump is the super spreader. You go stand by him and then go hug your family….is that a good idea?
The president still had Covid …..when was his last negative test ?
Your party, the Republican Party, is a super spreader. What did you expect?
We should defer to Hawley on this one; he’s a bit of an expert on disgraces.
Does this mean that you’ll only be appearing on Fox News if you can be in the studio?
Oooh. That one left a mark.
“The most dangerous place to stand in Washington D.C. is any place between Senator Josh Hawley and a live microphone” – Charles P. Pierce
Maybe y’all need to work on the whole “Our entire party is a biohazard” thing.
Do you ever say anything worthwhile?
If the #PlaguePresident can’t infect others, what’s the point?
Josh, he has Covid, he doesn’t shut up, no one wears a mask that is connected to him, he doesn’t think the rules apply to him, he doesn’t answer questions and really is anyone undecided still?
Wait a sec – I thought y’all were against “cancel culture” #ChickenTrump
Pro-COVID fascist has objections.
Wow. Trying to out Tweet the president this morning, Josh? You gotta pick up the pace and go ALL CAPS.
When was the last time the President tested negative for Covid?
You can cancel your presidential hopes, too.
It will never happen.
Heh.
Josh Hawley (r) [2016 file photo].
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Rep. Vicky Hartzler @RepHartzler
Our #CommitmentToAmerica is to protect the fundamental principles that keep our communities safe.
I condemn ALL who hijack a legitimate national conversation and use it as an excuse to loot, destroy, and kill. Their actions are reprehensible and have no place in our nation.
[….] 8:39 AM · Sep 16, 2020
In the 4th Congressional District?
Lindsey Simmons (D) [2020 file photo].
The reality:
Lindsey Simmons @LynzforCongress
Hard to keep communities safe when the President of the United States gasses his own citizens.
[….] 5:44 AM · Sep 17, 2020
“It was an accident, I swear.”
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Mike Parson @mikeparson
Joe Biden is showing how out of touch he is by calling these peaceful protests.
Americans want law and order, and I support President @realDonaldTrump for making sure that our citizens are protected.
[….] 11:08 AM · Jul 25, 2020
Some of the responses:
Yeah, the lady with the flowers was a REAL threat…pft
In another state.
Hey just a question have 145,000 Americans died of graffiti and fireworks or no? Maybe your guy who goes golfing every fucking weekend and said ‘it is what it is’ could show how in touch he is and ADDRESS THE PANDEMIC that is killing people.
Like when Trump tear-gassed peaceful protestors to have his crazy photo op with the bible? He took an oath to serve all Americans and he has only been a bully to anyone that doesn’t agree with him. Any president that expects total loyalty… I’d say he wants to be a dictator!
Governor, when do you plan to visit the protests to speak with your constituents about their concerns for white supremacy & systemic racism?
You’re making a lot of statements based off of what you’ve seen on Fox News and not in person.
You sound like a fascist.
Actually, Mike, how many people have been killed by protesters? The only physical violence I’ve seen is from Trump troopers gassing moms with bike helmets and dads with leaf blowers. You’re assessment is dead wrong.
Dude. This mess is TRUMP’S America we’re living in.
Spend a semester in a classroom of students first, I dare you. Then get back to us and tell everyone how it worked out.
Governor Mike Parson (r) [2018 file photo].
Seriously. He doesn’t know shit from shinola.
Today from Missouri Governor Mike Parson (r), fresh from kissing Donald Trump’s (r) ass:
Mike Parson @mikeparson
It is vital that we can safely reopen schools and get children back in the classroom.
I am thankful for the leadership of the Trump Administration for meeting with state leaders today to discuss reopening schools across the country.
[….] 6:26 PM · Jul 7, 2020
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“leadership”
“Trump Administration”
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
You can’t do it safely
You’re up to your waste in you know where.
#WorstGovernorEver
So what’s your plan??? What creative ideas did T Rump and you come up with?? Can we have a few details??? Or is it just reopen the schools, figure it out amongst yourselves???
As soon as you walked out of that room, he will never remember your name or who the hell you are. Keep kissing his ass though.
You know how some people seem to achieve a position a couple levels above their capabilities? That’s you, when you were Lt Governor.
How many times are you going to post the same shit? No matter how many, you still look and sound like a moron.
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