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Hopeless sycophant

25 Friday Aug 2023

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One among many.

Mark Alford (r) [2022 file photo]..

Yesterday:

Mark Alford
[August 24, 2023]
Who is the REAL winner of the debate?
Trump with 237 MILLION viewers and climbing, verses the 8 contenders with only 12.8 million viewers.
We report… you decide
[….]

Actually, no.

…A “view” on Twitter, now known as X, simply is a record of each time a person (or bot) scrolls past a tweet. The platform explains on its own website, “Anyone who is logged into Twitter who views a Tweet counts as a view, regardless of where they see the Tweet (e.g. Home, Search, Profiles, etc.) or whether or not they follow the author. If you’re the author, looking at your own Tweet also counts as a view….”

Someone else actually did some reporting. Go figure.

Some of the responses to Mark Alford (r):

Trump won [….] the debate.who do you think won congressman Alford …

Mark Alford
[….] Trump

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The real winners are the ones who watched neither

Mike Pence wins the dingleberry award.

I call BS [….] 237 million? You sound just like inmate #P01135809 with your exaggerations.

I didn’t realize debates were won by number of viewers. This logic must be why you had to become a politician.

All of these people vote! I would take President Trump’s number over the B team.

Approximately 158 million votes were cast in the 2020 presidential election, so, no.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

21 Wednesday Jun 2023

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It’s always too easy.

We don’t allow ignorant comments out of moderation to be linked with the original post, but we will present some of them in subsequent posts for the purpose of public derision and mockery. As we see fit.

We see fit.

An attempted trolling comment submitted today in response to Eric Schmitt (r) believes he’s a witness or something, apparently (June 20, 2023):

This article and the comments are all BS. You are a bunch of liberal trolls who know nothing, care nothing for our country, and are worthless.

Show your work.

“…You are a bunch of liberal trolls who know nothing, care nothing for our country, and are worthless.”

Every right wingnut accusation is a confession.

Maroon.

By the way, the IP address and email address of all comments are attached to the original comment in our blog operating system.

Covering that ridiculous hat in foil

17 Wednesday May 2023

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Mark Alford (r) [2022 file photo].

Today:

Mark Alford @RepMarkAlford
For years, we have watched CNN, MSNBC, and every other mainstream media outlet cover the Mueller Report.

Where are they now that John Durham has completed debunked it?
11:43 AM · May 17, 2023

Clown.

Some of the responses to Mark Alford (r):

You need to read that report as it does not say what you evidently think it means.

It didn’t Debunk anything and was out together by a hack from Trumps DOJ. lol

The Durham Report did not debunk the Muller Report. What are you smoking, Mark?

Still no teleprompter to help you read the report?

Thanks, Mark, for showin’ us you’ve not read either of the reports.

Amazing how you don’t mention fox Why don’t you just go back to rolling on the floor crying about your AM radio. It works better for you

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A Sinister Flop
Special Counsel John Durham served up not an investigation, but an excuse for future partisan abuses.
[….]

The failure of the Durham report
Durham tried to prove a Democratic plot to frame Trump. He couldn’t.
[….]

“A big fat nothing”: Legal experts say “bogus” John Durham report proves “he’s failed miserably”
“Combined with his lack of success in the courtroom, this investigation was a flop,” ex-prosecutor says
[….]

Clown keeps on clowning

16 Tuesday May 2023

Posted by in Congress, Jason Smith, social media

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It’s in their nature.

This morning:

Rep. Jason Smith @RepJasonSmith
The Durham report confirms what most Americans knew all along: the Trump-Russia investigation was nothing more than a political witch hunt.
9:30 AM · May 16, 2023

And he continued:

Rep. Jason Smith @RepJasonSmith
Every American should be outraged that leaders at the FBI and DOJ – two incredibly powerful agencies – abused their authority by using the federal government as a weapon to try and take down a political opponent.
9:30 AM · May 16, 2023

“Россия” (Russia) – a variant of the Russian presidential flag.

But wait, there’s more:

Rep. Jason Smith @RepJasonSmith
While this report debunks yet another false narrative pushed by the Left and liberal media, the House will conduct vigorous oversight and do everything within its power to ensure this never happens again.
9:30 AM · May 16, 2023

Sure, Karen.

Jason Smith (r) [2022 file photo].

Some of the responses to Jason Smith (r):

Spin

Dude, did you read it?

Have you actually read anything about it, or are you just listening to Fox-not-news? Because whatever they are telling folks is a big lie, and the Durham Report shows what a waste of tax payer funds it was for 4 years! Read some real facts, & stop spreading Trumpian lies.
[….]

“The FBI investigation proves conclusively that up is above your heads.”

Republicans: “We now have proof that up has been down all along, and that this administration has been lying to you!”

Durham failed miserably.
John Durham’s investigation lasted 3 1/2 years and cost taxpayers about $3.8 million.
If what Republican radicals are saying is true, why has he only been able to get one conviction of a low-level FBI lawyer who got probation?

Please quit lying to your constituents. It was worth investigating, he’s had significant cash investment from the Russians and tried to have the Ukraine surrender and falsify info about the Bidens. Be accountable.

John Durham is 0 for 2 in prosecutions and he delivered a big, fat, 300 page DUD in the form of an op-ed.

Where are the charges?

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Previously:

Just another MAGA republican conspiracy theory dud (May 16, 2023)

Of course, your mileage may vary

06 Thursday Apr 2023

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Eric Burlison (r) [2016 file photo].

This week:

Rep. Eric Burlison @RepEricBurlison
Today is a dark day for our country.

The Left is subverting the justice system to silence the leading candidate of the opposition party.

This is election interference, plain and simple.
9:19 AM · Apr 4, 2023

The responses:

Time to use their tactics against them!

If the Constitution was created and written in crayon by a four-year-old.

I wouldn’t say “leading”.

He would.

Let’s not forget the leading candidate announced very, very, early knowing there was investigations. I believe a person should question why he did that.

Funny that.

Patriotic Americans are ready for anything thrown at us…bring it!

Meaning exactly what?

I am disillusioned by the GOP’s history of general inaction. I’m a conservative republican.
The GOP is all talk, and no action!!!
DAMN IT, DO SOMETHING!!!
DON’T JUST TALK, TALK, TALK…
DO SOMETHING!!!
Help us believe in you again by earning back our respect!!!
PRODUCE RESULTS!!!

Okay.

Trump is and always has been a con man. But…it’s the lefts fault! Got it!

Also, Grifter.

Its to bad there wasnt people out there that would make sure laws are followed. America sure has changed in the last 15 years

And your point is?

Yesterday was a great day to be alive. NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW.

Show your fuckin’ work, you embarrassingly sycophantic little twatwaffle.

The twice impeached, indicted, loser by a landslide starts his legal problems today in NY.

He still has-

A Special Grand Jury in Georgia voted to indict.

Mar-a-lago Classified Documents & J6 DOJ Investigations on going.

Can I get a “Lock Him Up” from all my MAGA friends?

MAGA friends? Must be a polite turn of phrase.

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Josh (r) appears to be having difficulty getting permission to name post offices, or something

05 Wednesday Apr 2023

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And family values, personal responsibility, and respect for the law are so yesterday.

That’s what happens when some random person in your business pays off a porn star to your benefit, cooks the business books to hide it, and messes with your tax filings.

Josh Hawley (r) goes on about the unfairness of it all. Yesterday afternoon:

Josh Hawley (r) [2016 file photo].

Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
I say again: this case against Trump has nothing to do with the law. It’s an assault on the rule of law. It has everything to do with power, and the Democrats’ determination to keep it at any cost
4:08 PM · Apr 4, 2023

Sure.

Some of the responses:

You should write laws to prevent this instead of writing tweets

Write a law for what? To prevent an obese mobster from being indicted for crimes he actually committed?

Go sit down, coward.

Your support for Trump is purely political. You supported his Jan 6 insurrection, & now your political fortunes are tied to his. You care nothing for the rule of law, you care only about power. You are a coward & a fraud. #GOPTraitorsToDemocracy

You still have not said Trump is innocent.
Why not?

Dude. He is criminal. He should get a free pass because he is your cult leader?

Nope.
Still about the rule of law.

Moron

He broke the law, Josh.

This is a lie. It has everything to do with a criminal who did crimes.

Investigating crimes, compiling evidence, putting that evidence before a grand jury, who then decides there are merits to the charges, to then indict an individual is an assault on the rule of law?

Mr. Hawley, that is how the law is supposed to play out. No one is above the law.

It’s a good thing people don’t depend on you for their legal advice.
[….]

You butt- hurt, bro?

Yawn.

He’s a criminal and you’re a coward.

Not true. A grand jury examined evidence of crimes and voted to indict. Let’s talk about it next time you’re home in MO….except you don’t have a home here, do you?

Wow, really? But, it wasn’t Dems who had a fake elector scheme and also a coup attempt on J6, that was YOUR party! Try again.

You supported the insurrection. Don’t talk to us about the law.

The indictment was brought be a grand jury, not by democrats. His fate will be decided by a jury, not the democrats. Are you suggesting that there’s an issue with trial by jury, mister “rule-of-law”?

I don’t know, man. 34 felony counts sounds pretty serious.

A Grand Jury voted to indict Trump, champ.

Tell us again about this power and control?
[….]

You look foolish. You should probably stop talking now. There are many more indictments coming and you know it. It doesn’t help that he’s on camera admitting to his crimes.

Nah.

You gave up on the rule of law a long time ago. Insurrectionist traitor.

Nixon: I’m not a crook.
Trump: I’m a crook – so what.

Heh.

You say a lot of things Mr. Hawley and none of them mean very much because in the words of Lilian Helman, “you cut your conscience to suit this years fashion.”

Do you think Trump is above the law?

I have read the statement of facts, it has everything to do with the law. Trump left a paper trail longer than a CVS receipt!

Saying something untrue over and over does not make it true. But it fools people, which is as American as you can get.

Previously:

34 Felonies (April 5, 2023)

The Chip Diller of Congress

31 Friday Mar 2023

Posted by in Congress, Jason Smith, social media

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Jason Smith (r) [2022 file photo].

Though Kevin Bacon is a much more believable and a better actor.

Last night:

Rep. Jason Smith @RepJasonSmith
NYC DA Alvin Bragg’s case has only been about one thing from the start — targeting President Donald Trump for political gain. Bragg’s case is so questionable that any respected prosecutor would have long since walked away. The truth will be exposed in the days and months ahead.
7:44 PM · Mar 30, 2023

The responses:

Any respectable Congress me[mb]er would support the rule of law and wait for charges to be revealed and Trump himself to defend himself in court. Instead @JudiciaryGOP has been running cover for him and interfering in investigations with their own weaponization.

You don’t even know the facts of the case, Jason.

He broke the law.

@RepJasonSmith the step up and do something about it

You mean Like January 6th? Just asking.

A grand jury of ordinary Americans determined there was probable cause of a crime.

It’s so questionable? You must be the one person who’s seen the indictment. Amazing!

Hysterical

No one knows what the charges are. What are you talking about you sycophantic boondoggle.

34 counts! It’s Alvin Bragg’s job to bring the evidence to a grand jury and the grand juries job is to indict!

I can’t wait for the twice impeached loser by a landslide to take the stand under oath and tell the jury he didn’t pork a pornstar while his third wife was home with his fifth kid, pay her $130k and cook the Trump Organization books.

Who am I kidding, he will plead the 5th.

THIS IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL GARBAGE!

PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS NO EQUAL PROTECTION UNDER THE LAW!!

THIS IS WHY IT’S HAPPENING, PROVE ME WRONG!

Impossible To Be A Constitutional Republic, When State And Federal Judiciary Are Seated By Direct And Indirect Popular Vote, ONLY From The Most Populous Counties And Cities In Them Because They Have The Population Density To Do So, That Being THE MOB, The Voice Of The People,

A constitutional scholar, perhaps? Nah.

The interesting thing about Trump is he usually gets his pals to commit crimes too.

Shit take from a giant douche.

What Alvin Bragg has done is illegal. He made up evidence to support a crime, lied in a court of law (perjury), and hid exculpatory evidence that debunks the allegations. This will be proven in the weeks to come. Bragg needs to be arrested and thrown in prison.

Good to know that lying in a court of law is called perjury. Wait, isn’t there supposed to be a few steps between getting arrested and getting thrown in prison?

Its called FAFO dipshit.
Cry much harder.
[….]

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Senator Dog Whistle (r)

30 Thursday Mar 2023

Posted by in Eric Schmitt, social media, US Senate

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Eric Schmitt (r) {August 2022 file photo].

This evening:

Eric Schmitt @Eric_Schmitt
This is purely a partisan case against President Trump

Soros DA Bragg campaigned on prosecuting President Trump, while violent crime in NYC rages on & violent criminals walk free

This is a political prosecution in search of a crime & sets an dangerous precedent going forward
6:27 PM · Mar 30, 2023

Some of the responses to Eric Schmitt (r):

It’s called the justice system. If you’re a criminal, you get indicted. If you’re found guilty, you go to jail! Foundation of a successful democracy.

No extradition. This would mean Florida is now sanctuary for Trump. Right?
[….]

Heh.

But the Hunter Biden laptop—that’s legit. What a joke you are.

Trump is corrupt. Trump broke laws. Trump acts as though he id above the law. This is the first of quite a few indictments he will face because he chose not to follow the laws like an upstanding citizen.

A Grand Jury made up of We the People indicted trump. All strangers in a room heard testimony, saw physical evidence and voted for an indictment. Have you already forgotten how the system works since becoming a senator? [….]

Oh Eric…why don’t you sue Alvin Bragg! You sue everyone else you don’t like. Just go away.
[….]

gotta throw those dog-whistles in there, don’t you?

Donald is a crook Eric.

The “lock her up” folks have big feelings about political prosecution in search of a crime all of a sudden.

Way to spit on the grand jury, Eric.
Almost like you think some people are above the law.
[….]

Oh fuck. I’ve been taking a drink every time they say Soros.

Deciding to go the antisemitic route is certainly a choice Eric.

You really think the grand jury in NY voted to indict not based on the evidence presented, but on their party affiliation?
Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a child?

No one is above the law.

Oh look, another antisemitic gop pos. (Yeah, I know he’s also a liar but chose to focus on the antisemitism since news media continues to ignore ongoing casual antisemitism of the gop.)

You sound pretty ignorant saying this without an unsealed indictment, don’t you think? Kinda culty?

You don’t even know the charges yet you dotard.

You are such a moron Eric. Please stop embarrassing Missouri with this nonsense.

It’s wrong that there allowed to come for people accused of crimes. Presidents should be accepted from this madness because that’s what America stands for! #maga

Weir dumed.

You all have your talking points “Soros” all in a row. POS hope you go down too

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Insurrectionist is as insurrectionist does

30 Thursday Mar 2023

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Josh Hawley (r), this evening:

Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
They will regret this
7:04 PM · Mar 30, 2023

Lock him up. Karma’s a bitch, eh, Josh (r)?

Some of the responses:

They? Who are they?

Who? The American people, the jury members, who indicted him? Sit down, fascist traitor.

Mr. ThreatyPants is so tough on Twitter. You raising your little fist in front of your laptop, there Joshy?

Sounds like a puny-fisted threat.
Next comes the running.

Who you threatening?

For sure. There’s so much we regret about you, bud.

“They”?

That’s the best dog whistle Josh (r) and/or his social media intern can come up with.

I think they already do. They should have done it earlier.

Well, okay.

Bet you hawley runs from these words
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The guy who raised a fist to a mob that wanted to take over our Capitol building now says “They will regret this”

Once an insurrectionist always an insurrectionist.

Maybe justice will come for you next. Start running.

Um…yeah no.

Regret what?
Who are “they”?
[….]

Is that a threat, Josh? More fists in the air showing solidarity with thugs who stormed the Capitol?

Insurrectionist is as insurrectionist does.

Why? Do you have something to hide?

The Grand Jury? Your fellow Americans?

Stop being such a snowflake because your fake Jesus got indicted.

Oh you mean the Grand Jury who saw evidence you didn’t? Huh. Ok dude.

or what, insurrectionist?

Is that a threat??

Remember when made a fist of solidarity with a mob, and it ended with you running like a coward from the mob

Can the threats.

A Grand Jury indicted him. PERIOD.

Is that a threat, Joshie? Because it sounds more like a mouse fart.

Way to come out as pro-crime, dude.

Who is “they”

Why would “they” regret indicting a criminal?

Insurrectionist says what?

So, laws don’t apply to Trump?

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Wait, what?

26 Sunday Mar 2023

Posted by in Congress, Mark Alford, social media

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What about fluoridation? Micromanaging school sports participation? Diversity, equity, and inclusion? We can’t keep up.

Mark Alford @RepMarkAlford
If you’re not safe, then you’re not free.

That means securing our southern border and cleaning up our streets.
12:41 PM · Mar 26, 2023

Some of the responses:

How can I feel safe when the NRA writes our gun laws? Children are allowed open carry. Educators and librarians are threatened by hired thugs who hide behind parental rights. Nothing or no one is safe when republicans are in control.

What’s your plan to secure the border? Will you vote for increased funding?

Also, you need to secure money to updgrade Missouri Highway 7 from 24 Highway to Harrisonville. Let’s see if you can get some Federal funding to clean up 7 Highway!

At least some politics is local.

When will you care about keeping children safe from mass shootings in our schools ?

Donald J Trump stated Mitch McConnell is the greatest threat to National Security in America. Donald J Trump is never wrong.

When will the GOP, Fox News, Newsmax and OANN demand Mitch McConnell resign due to being the greatest threat to National Security in America?

Heh.

Mark Alford (r) [2022 file photo].

Well, Mark (r)?