Schmitt’s ATM
30 Saturday Apr 2022
Posted US Senate
in30 Saturday Apr 2022
Posted US Senate
in09 Saturday Apr 2022
Posted social media, US Senate
inToday:
Eric Schmitt @Eric_Schmitt
Make America’s Border Secure Again! [….]
5:36 PM · Apr 9, 2022
Some of the responses:
Make Missouri the bastion of decent republicans again. Vote for someone other than this guy.
Make him unemployed!!
Make the MO AGO credible again!
Which one?
So you building a wall with Arkansas or Kansas? #GOPHypocrisy [….]
Sue Mexico
We see what you did there.
We have several Eric, care to be more specific? Or are you just drunk tweeting again?
To be clear it’s only the border with brown people that concerns you right?
He should be embarrassed – if he had a clue.
29 Tuesday Mar 2022
Posted Uncategorized
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Attorney General, Eric Schmitt, Fascist pig, missouri, Missouri Sunshine Law, right wingnut, RSMo § 610, U.S. Senate
“…Herbert was a minor official – notorious for his rigid and limited patterns of thought….” – Star Trek – “The Way to Eden” (1969)
Eric Schmidt (r) has initiated another “report your local school” campaign stunt. We’ll wait for a week or so to submit a “Missouri Sunshine Law” (RSMo § 610) request for the submissions.
[….]
STUDENTS FIRST SUBMISSION FORM
The Students First Initiative aims to ensure a quality education for Missouri’s children by uncovering and eliminating curriculum and policies and practices that prioritize politics in the classroom instead of student education and success. The Attorney General’s Office urges parents to submit information about objectionable curriculum like Critical Race Theory, teacher training materials, school initiatives and speakers, administrative overreach, and other issues and practices that don’t prioritize student education and success in their children’s schools.
The Attorney General’s Office is dedicated to fighting on behalf of parents and increasing transparency in schools across Missouri. Upon receiving a submitted form, a representative from the Attorney General’s Office may contact you for further information or clarification. Submissions may be the subject of requests under the Missouri Sunshine Law, and may be subject to disclosure. Further, the Attorney General’s Office may publicize non-identifiable submitted information, including through press communications or social media.
Please enter your contact information
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* First Name
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* Address Line 1
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* City
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* School District
* School Building* Topic of concern
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I’m not a robot
[….]
Yes, yes you are.
“…Submissions may be the subject of requests under the Missouri Sunshine Law, and may be subject to disclosure…” You think?
Previously:
A simple request (December 9, 2021)
We get a response (December 14, 2021)
We’re still waiting… (December 31, 2021)
There’s much more to follow (January 6, 2022)
illegalmandates@ago.mo.gov – RSMo § 610 – Missouri Sunshine Law – email submissions – part 1 (January 6, 2022)
illegalmandates@ago.mo.gov – RSMo § 610 – Missouri Sunshine Law – email submissions – part 2 (January 7, 2022)
illegalmandates@ago.mo.gov – RSMo § 610 – Missouri Sunshine Law – email submissions – part 3 (January 8, 2022)
illegalmandates@ago.mo.gov – RSMo § 610 – Missouri Sunshine Law – email submissions – clown (January 8, 2022)
illegalmandates@ago.mo.gov – RSMo § 610 – Missouri Sunshine Law – email submissions – part 4 (January 8, 2022)
illegalmandates@ago.mo.gov – RSMo § 610 – Missouri Sunshine Law – email submissions – Get In Good Trouble (January 9, 2022)
illegalmandates@ago.mo.gov – RSMo § 610 – Missouri Sunshine Law – email submissions – part 5 (January 9, 2022)
illegalmandates@ago.mo.gov – RSMo § 610 – Missouri Sunshine Law – email submissions – One Is The Loneliest Number (January 9, 2022)
illegalmandates@ago.mo.gov – RSMo § 610 – Missouri Sunshine Law – email submissions – Photo Evidence (January 10, 2022)
illegalmandates@ago.mo.gov – RSMo § 610 – Missouri Sunshine Law – email submissions – part 6 (January 10, 2022)
illegalmandates@ago.mo.gov – RSMo § 610 – Missouri Sunshine Law – email submissions – part 7 (January 11, 2022)
illegalmandates@ago.mo.gov – RSMo § 610 – Missouri Sunshine Law – email submissions – Generations (January 12, 2022)
illegalmandates@ago.mo.gov – RSMo § 610 – Missouri Sunshine Law – email submissions – Pets (January 12, 2022)
illegalmandates@ago.mo.gov – RSMo § 610 – Missouri Sunshine Law – email submissions – part 8 (January 13, 2022)
Mistaking mindless repetition for erudition (February 14, 2022)
A foolish consistency (March 15, 2022)
29 Tuesday Mar 2022
Posted social media, US Senate
inTags
Attorney General, dumbass, Eric Schmitt, Jason Kander, missouri, right wingnut, social media, U.S. Senate
Dumbass.
Late last night:
Eric Schmitt @Eric_Schmitt
Back when you were in the legislature you were relevant.Jason Kander @JasonKander
When we were in the legislature together, Eric – a corporate attorney from the suburbs – used to make fun of me for wearing cowboy boots. [….]
Some of the responses:
Exhibit A: How Eric Schmitt treats veterans.
Oof, buddy. This ain’t it.
You thought this was a good idea? …smh
Most of us are not in the legislature, are we also irrelevant?
He literally has 10 times the twitter followers you do LMAOOOOOO
And Jason’s are even actual people…
This isn’t the burn you think it is.
I’m sure that veterans who have homes because of Jason Kander believe Kander is relevant & doing important work. People who are feeding the hungry, helping the homeless, taking care of the sick, & teaching kids are important. You aren’t helping people & you know that.
Jason Kander @JasonKander
Replying to @Eric_Schmitt
Eric, I genuinely hope for you that you get to a place where that word means to you what it means to me.
6:27 AM · Mar 29, 2022
@Eric_Schmitt told a veteran doing this work he’s no longer relevant. [….]
You’ve got to be kidding! While Kander is working every day to support homeless veterans, you spend your time and our tax dollars filing frivolous lawsuits. Talk about irrelevant.
He’s… running a charity for veterans.
And you’re suing schools to help yourself get more famous..
He does more for veterans than you’ve done for Missouri, so I don’t think you want to pull at this particular cape…
If “being in legislature” is your measuring stick for relevancy, you have a lot to learn, kid.
He builds houses for veterans. Why do you hate that people help veterans?
It’s genuinely hard to tell which state has the most loathsome Republican Party, but Missouri is always high on the list.
Hey Schmitt, instead of picking fights on Twitter, maybe do your job for once?
I’ve heard of Jason Kander.
You’re trailing the guy who stole from his Veteran’s charity and you thought this was the appropriate move. Your campaign manager must think you’re a real genius.
imagine being a state attorney general and having nothing better to do at 11:43pm on a monday than bash a veteran on twitter
Lol. The lack of self awareness from Schmitt is astounding.
This is Eric Schmitt’s idea of irrelevant: A veteran working for the mental health of fellow veterans.
You’re a bad punchline. What have you done for Missouri?
Really hard to put your finger on why your polling numbers suck, isn’t it. Life’s a mystery sometimes.
What a sad little man you are.
This is not the snappy retort you think it is. You’ve only proven yourself to be a bigger douche than most thought you already were.
Eric Schmitt thought his Tweet was a good idea. Ponder that for a brief moment.
27 Sunday Mar 2022
Posted social media, US Senate
inEric Schmitt (r):
Eric Schmitt @Eric_Schmitt
We need America First fighters who won’t cave to the woke Left. [….]
8:55 PM · Mar 26, 2022
Some of the responses:
That’s not how democracy works.
…But that’s the point.
We need representatives that realize they must help all of their constituents, not ones who only pander to their base to hold on to power.
Too late.
Can you please explain what this means?
I think he means Eric Greitens
I mean, like, all of it. What’s “America First” and what does “woke Left” mean?
Precisely! A tactic used when one hopes the reader self creates their own interpretation in their brain to fit a narrative. Example: “We need a foot forward leaning battler for the people.” But what does that mean?!
So… “America First” people who hate 40% of America?
I don’t think that phrase means what you think it means.
Oh, he knows all right.
We need an AG who recognizes that his job includes more than shouting bumper sticker slogans at the internet.
We need an AG who recognizes that his job includes more than shouting Fascist bumper sticker slogans at the internet.| Fixed it for you.
We need people who want to work for their constituents, not people who pay lip service to their country whilst prostrating themselves before a political party.
No, we really don’t. We need people who are willing to work for the good of their communities.
FYI.. You sue school districts. Is that “America First”?
So you’re recruiting for a new Klan chapter in Missouri? Count me out.
Buzz word buzzz word Buzz word no policy Eric Schmitt
What the hell does this even mean?
By fighting you mean frivolous lawsuits that cost the taxpayers thousands?
We need a country where candidates better than you run for the Senate.
Idiot
We need decent human beings who will do what is best for everyone not blowhard politicians that will try to out evil each other to get on Fox News.
Use the word “fighters”, is this some sort of coup talk? #JustLikeTheOtherLoser
Not if they anything like you. God help us.
Word salad for the morons who comprise your base. [….]
It ain’t you babe. Nothing about you says fighter.
What exactly does that mean? Are you continuing efforts to stir up an insurrection. Are you threatening voters on the left and progressive?
Define “woke” for us, nimrod! You shouldn’t continue to post these ignorant remarks; they’re lubricating your slide in the polls, Eric.
Still pushing the Klan slogans I see.
You are a total embarrassment to the state of Missouri
Do you ever review your tweets before posting and think to yourself, “This seems just a bit too fascist?”
No. This has been another edition of “Short Answers to Simple Questions.”
Just say you’re a white supremacist and have done with it.
Pathetic pandering…wait that’s your specialty.
What an a-hole: you are just spewing keywords to try and stay relevant.
The woke left? Good lord you are embarrassing.
Buzzword, buzzword, dumbass!
26 Saturday Mar 2022
Posted social media, US Senate
inLate last night:
Eric Schmitt @Eric_Schmitt
Voter ID laws don’t prevent people from voting. They do however prevent people from cheating.
10:27 PM · Mar 25, 2022
Prove it.
Some of the responses:
You, of course, have evidence of massive cheating in Missouri because we don’t have a mandatory photo ID requirement.
You might think so.
Homeless people get to vote. Lots of retirees don’t have a permanent residence.
Josh Hawley doesn’t live where he votes.
Isn’t Josh Hawley (r) the third senator from Virginia?
Now can you chat with Mrs. Mark Meadows?
Silly, *IOKIYAR!
* it’s okay if you’re a republican
Actually, they DO keep people from being able to vote.
That’s the plan.
Why did Mark Meadows and Josh Hawley vote in states they don’t live?
See *IOKIYAR, above.
We don’t a problem with cheating. We have a problem with voter suppression
Oh yeah, voter id’s. The classic example of a solution looking for a problem.
And they disqualified Willie Nelson… even I can identify Willie Nelson.
Exactly wrong. In person voter fraud is even rarer than dying from the COVID vaccine. Voter ID disenfranchises hundreds of thousands of eligible voters. every election.
From voting yes. Cheating no
Ask Mark Meadows…he’ll tell you how to do the voter fraud
How many people have you charged with election fraud? How many convictions? #SchmiitLies
Actually they don’t. The few voter fraud cases in this state over the past several years, would not have been prevented by photo ID. Once again, you lie.
The GOP is so sad. Zero ideas. Just obstructionism and voter suppression.
#GOPLiesAboutEverything
When Black people vote, Republicans don’t stand a chance. Prove me wrong.
Fibber
WRONG AGAIN!! They make old people get out and get IDs, they are not for FREE. Just another poll tax.
Can’t get a mail in ballot without it being notarized.
Any other BS claims you would like to share?
LOLOLOLOL
Shut your moronic trap.
Previously:
Finally, documentation of voter impersonation fraud in Missouri. Zero. (August 12, 2012)
“Because that’s where the money is” (January 24, 2022)
15 Tuesday Mar 2022
Posted social media, US Senate
inEric Schmitt @Eric_Schmitt
We also suing @MissouriSBA for concealing it’s involvement with CRT in Missouri schools. For example from 2014 until recently Educational Equity Consultants’ website listed MSBA as a client. EEC pushes the 1619 Project & Ibram X Kendi’s works. #moleg #CRT
@realchrisrufo
11:35 AM · Mar 15, 2022
Some of the responses:
Explain what CRT is to us, Eric.
Please provide a list of all the MO elementary and secondary schools that teach CRT. Really? I didn’t think so. Enough with the dog whistles. You’re better than this. Or maybe you just aren’t.
Narrator: “He isn’t.”
Gonna miss a filing deadline on this one too?
Hey Eric why are you afraid of history? I bet your nickname in middle school was Eric Shitt wasn’t it?
I shouldn’t be but im still aghast that people like you exist in 2022. I really grew up thinking overt racists were extinct. [….]
What happened to you? When I knew you, you were a decent person. What radicalized you?
And Lord did you even read or listen to the 1619 project? Or did you just read other people’s opinions on it? Because I think you haven’t actually read it.
“its”. You should have paid more attention in English class.
He shouldn’t have slept through law school either.
Once you lose the primaries I’m curious if you will still pander this hard to the most hateful of all in America?
Yes. This has been another edition of short answers to simple questions.
Oh FFS. You are grasping at anything you hope will poke a MAGA. Have a little self respect.
He crossed that bridge a long time ago.
Have you always secretly been a terrible person, or just became one for power? Honestly don’t know which would be worse
Just when I thought you couldn’t get more ridiculous, frivolous and wasteful… there you go again.
Get fucked. Stop wasting our money on your senate campaign, grifter.
Tell us what CRT is. Go ahead….we will wait for you to show your ignorance once again.
You’re an idiot. No high school teaches CRT. You likely have no idea what it really is. Your fascism is showing.
Why do you hate American History?
Speaking of school, I would hope my AG would understand how apostrophes and commas work.
I’m not usually a big fan of pointing out typos, but this is par for the course for you.
You’re an idiot.
Eric you dipshit, you don’t even know what CRT is.
You are a waste of space.
Little mind.
Previously:
Mistaking mindless repetition for erudition (February 14, 2022)
14 Monday Mar 2022
Posted social media, US Senate
inTags
critical race theory, CRT, Eric Schmitt, excusable neglect, ignoranimus, missouri, right wingnut, social media, Twitter, U.S. Senate
This afternoon:
Eric Schmitt @Eric_Schmitt
Critical Race Theory is a warped and divisive ideology that separates KIDS by race and into categories of “privileged” & “oppressed.”It should have no place in our schools. #moleg #CRT
3:14 PM · Mar 14, 2022
Some of the responses:
Just do two simple things here Eric to give your case any credence or support, just like has to be done in court for standing:
1. Define CRT.
2. Identify three examples where CRT is being taught to children in the state of Missouri.
Narrator: “Eric Schmitt can’t. He never could.”
It is also taught in zero public schools in the United States, much less Missouri. So, you are aggressively fighting and trying to create legislation to govern nothing.
That’s not what CRT is, and CRT isn’t being taught in schools.
You are fractally wrong, attacking our educational system for petty culture wars points.
Racism is what’s warped and divisive, not telling the truth about it.
It is not in our school and you don’t know what it is.
Please explain to me which schools this college level course is being taught.
Your pants are on fire [….]
Define it. Give a human example, and not a politically void bumper sticker.
We’ll wait
Narrator: “They waited forever.”
Oh gosh, it’s the CRT Boogieman, again! Such a lie! It’s not taught in public K-12!
#CRT isn’t taught in #Missouri schools. Find another meme.
What is Critical Race Theory?
How would you teach how Missouri entered the union? Please provide lesson plans so teachers won’t be attacked for teaching “CRT”.
It isn’t in our schools and shame on you for suggesting it is! You are uninformed, or willing stooge for the far right and you should never be MO’s senator!
Could you give a succinct definition of CRT?
Narrator: “He can’t.”
Excusable neglect is going to be Eric Schmitt’s (r) campaign slogan. One way or another.
12 Saturday Mar 2022
Posted Uncategorized
inTags
anti-mask, anti-science, anti-vaccine, Asshole, Attorney General, Corona virus, COVID-19, Eric Schmitt, pandemic, right wingnut, Senate, social media, Twitter, U.S
Today:
Eric Schmitt @Eric_Schmitt
It’s almost as if all the fear mongering around COVID was just one big power play.
1:36 PM · Mar 12, 2022
Sociopath.
Some of the responses:
Jason Kander @JasonKander
Replying to @Eric_Schmitt
Are you vaccinated? Did you get the booster?
3:24 PM · Mar 12, 2022
It’s as if the claim about fear mongering around COVID is just another example of Schmitt’s stupidity.
950,000 US deaths; 19,500 MO deaths. Many with long haul COVID and our healthcare system almost breaking. No one should worry about that.
What a ghoul!
20k dead constituents could not be reached for comment.
Help me understand this. I’m not supposed to care about something factual, but whatever you’re selling is legit. Just how much is your snake oil and where can I purchase some?
What is wrong with you? [….]
Day drinking and tweeting again Eric? What’s this even about? See this is why you lose so many lawsuits; all accusation, no context.
It’s almost as if all the COVID-denialism (almost 1 million US deaths!) was just one big power play… (as you, for example, run for senate)
It’s hard for me to understand an elected politician being so openly dismissive of nearly a million dead Americans as @Eric_Schmitt seems to be.
Kinda like “build a wall” bullshit right???
My father died of Covid. You are a horrible person.
So the people who died from COVID were just part of a huge fear mongering power play? You are an idiot.
It’s almost as if you’re a #PoliticalHack.
People have tried to explain the science behind the measures to mitigate the impact of the COVID pandemic to you but obviously you cannot comprehend. So now we just have you spewing forth your vomit of lies and misinformation.
Do you LIKE playing the miserable SOB who people loathe with a passion?
Right, f*ck those petty people that buried family and friends.
So, everyone who has died from Covid don’t really exist? Brick shy of a load Schmitt.
You’re an idiot. Millions have died. What a pathetic existence you live.
Tell that to everyone who lost people. Asshole.
Or you’re just an idiot
My god. What the actual fck is wrong with you? Are you seriously so desperate for attention you sit there and make lists of the most vile things you could say? A lot of people died. A lot are suffering long term effects. This is disgusting and your family should feel shame.
How many of your constituents died from it last week, you monstrous shit?
12 Saturday Mar 2022
Posted campaign finance, US Senate
inTags
campaign finance, Donald Trump, Eric Schmitt, Florida, fundraiser, Grifter, missouri, U.S. Senate
Yesterday:
Eric Schmitt @Eric_Schmitt
Big night at our Mar-a-Lago event. God bless America. [….]
8:03 AM · Mar 11, 2022
поле́зный идио́т.
Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…
Some of the responses:
Did he convince how Putin’s War is encouraging building wind generators that are terrible?
By the way, did you donate any money to him for a new plane?
Nice. Did he tell the audience how much he loves Putin?
Hope it was worth it, Eric.
Seems empty since the ban on Russian oligarch travel.
Aren’t you running in MO, why are you campaigning in FL?
What part of Missouri is that in?
Putin is forever grateful that he has Republicans taking his side
Paling around with wannabe dictators that loves other dictators. Please tell me why we should vote for you again?
God save Missouri and the rest of the country from this chucklehead
Looks like he grabbed another pussy.
Embarrassing. America wants nothing to do with Putin’s cranky whipping boy and neither should you. Democracy matters.
You grabbing them like Trump?
DJT attempted to overturn an election and, effectively, end democracy.
Why do you hate democracy, Eric?
Did he grab your pussy, Eric? [….]
You are a spineless, weak, little lap dog.
So you have sworn allegiance to a liar and con man.
There’s more. There’s always more.