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Aaaaaiiiirrrrr balllll!!!

30 Wednesday Sep 2026

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Oh my.

Eric Schmitt (r) [2026 file photo].

Yesterday:

Eric Schmitt
[September 29, 2026]

🚨Big news and a home state win—the Navy F/A XX will be built by Missourians
St. Louis is Fighterland, USA
I worked with President Trump to bring home the F-47 and fought hard to bring the F/A-XX to St. Louis as well
This is a WIN for Missouri and for our national security.

Uh, something else happen yesterday? Just asking.

There is much hilarity and piling on in the responses to Eric Schmitt (r):

Ah yes, St. Louis, home of the Arizona Cardinals

Great comments folks. This guy made a fool out of himself.

Are you sure it isn’t the Atlanta Hawks???

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That yo-yo spent hundreds of dollars just to make the idiotic sign.

I’m sure he spent taxpayer money on that.

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A few years ago St. Louis had a Hawks and my beloved Hazelwood High School is home of Hawks in North County.

Are you sure? There are poster boards to help you recall.

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maybe the Hawkeyes!

maybe the Golden State Warriors.

Eric Sh*tmitt ever hear of Women’s Basketball??

In my life my 65 years on this planet I have never seen a US congressman or senator make such a jackass of themselves as this idiot did today on national TV what a dumbass.

He said St. Louis, but we can’t be sure it’s not Louisville. Maybe a poster board will help?

especially one Senator Foghorn Leghorn Kennedy is holding up lol

It’s the poster board, it took me out.

‘St. Louis, which my staff has assured me is not Atlanta…’

Marked safe from not confusing the Hawks with the Hawkeyes.

Bro didn’t just miss the shot, he got called for traveling across state line

We see what you did there.

Hawks versus Hawkeyes. Run Eric run.

And here I thought he was obsessed with college sports.

Are sure it’s St. Louis, and not Phoenix, or Louisville? It’s hard to keep these teams and towns straight.

right there in River City.

Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble…

They gonna call it the Hawkeye?

Atlanta Hawks or War Hawks?

Fighterland USA…do they have a mascot? Hope its not a Hawk….
[….]

‘St. Louis is home to the Navy F/A XX, the coyotes, the lakers, the Packers, and Atlanta. Yes, the whole thing and no, you can’t check that.’

For your future reference, Navy are the ‘Midshipmen’

Are we sure that we’re not in Atlanta, Senator?

You mean the Hawks?

My work here has already been done by others…..🤣🤣🤣

Just to clarify, you’re talking about St Louis MO and not St Louis Park MN, right? Making sure you don’t have another snafu moment 😉.

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Senator Amy Klobuchar (D) [2019 file photo]

Heh.

Another distinction Senator Klobuchar could school him on, for sure.

That’d be two zingers in one day for AK.

The jokes write themselves.

You sure it isn’t going to Iowa, Eric?! 😂

Maybe Atlanta, Minnesota?

Not sure where Fighterland is. Maybe the Hawks play there.

Lets rename the jets the Fighter Hawks.

Wow… so, that’s kind of a slam dunk? Way to bring that three pointer home! Maybe it will distract from your technical foul earlier today. Sorry, these jokes are a bit of a lay up.

Jack Smith much?

Are we sure it’s not the Hawkeyes?

That’s not the big Eric Schmitt news for today, is it?

Squirrel!

Can it carry Toma-Hawkeye missiles?

Are you sure it’s for Missouri? It’s not for Atlanta and its NBA team? 🙄

You are talking about St Louis, MO, right? Not St Louis, LA? or California. Or Michigan or Oregon or Virginia. I know it can get confusing where certain things are, geographically….

You sure it’s not Atlanta?

Is that the one nicknamed Hawkeye?

Hey, Eric, did you ever figure out the difference between the Iowa Hawkeyes Women’s basketball team, and the Atlanta Hawks yet?

You sure you got the right state this time?

You know that St. Louis isn’t in Texas, right?

You sure it wasn’t a Grumman E-2 Hawkeye? 🤡

Slipped that one in under the radar. Nicely done.

Is it codenamed “Hawk?”

Don’t you mean Iowa?

Boeing, whatever you do, don’t give the plane the nickname “hawk” or “hawkeye” or this guy will get really confused!

Is this the right state Eric? 😂

Do you know St. Louis isn’t in Georgia?👀😆

This ratio is giving me life. Best to hang it up for the day ‘lil buddy.

The look on your staff’s faces when they suddenly realized their future tenure as VP aides wasn’t happening was pretty funny!

it was hysterical- like “ oh no, I’m never gonna get to be on the Eric Schmitt cabinet” because the world is laughing at him

…but what about that Maryland-Iowa game? Good one, eh?

Who here among us has not confused the Atlanta Hawks with the Iowa Hawkeyes?

It’ll fly like a Hawk! Or maybe a Hawkeye…

You sure it’s the Navy? For real for real…you sure?

‘YMCA!….’

Not the F-117 Nighthawk?

Hawks, Hawkeyes. Same thing only different

The F/A XX shall be nicknamed the Hawk

Red-tailed Hawk. Buteo jamaicensis.

How ’bout them Hawks?

Are you sure it isn’t Army tanks by Iowans?

Are you sure it’s not being built in Iowa?

Are you trying to change the subject? I thought we were talking about the Hawkeyes😂😂

Squirrel!

Are you sure about this? Do you have a poster board?

so its not gonna fly?

You sure it wasn’t an Old Navy?

Quick, change the subject!

schmitt brought the receipts today. Unfortunately it was a Target receipt he brought to Walmart

Dayam.

You sure it’s St. Louis? Could be Louisville Ky.

Naming competition for the F/A XX will be between the Hawk and the Hawkeyes

Are you sure you’re a St Louis Cardinals fan? Are you sure you’re not a fan of the Springfield Cardinals, the Ball State Cardinals, or the Louisville Cardinals?

Are you sure it is being built for the Navy not the Air Force? Better double check yiur notes…

Will it be built in Atlanta, College Park, or Iowa City? Do you know the difference?

Is that the one the Ambassador to China promised them? 😬

Fought hard. Who were you fighting?

Bet you felt the need to post this after your day today.

You sure they are building here? Or is it Iowa?

I want to say something funny using “Dirtbag”, but I can’t stop laughing.

Are you sure it is the Navy? or Army? is it planes or trains?

Instead of hawk for supper he’ll be eating crow.

Eric, which state sits directly north of Missouri?
A. Georgia
B. Maryland
C. Iowa
D. I’ll lie to get a ‘gotcha” viral moment during a Senate hearing

Apologize yet?

Do you need a poster????

Loved your act today, when are you clowning next

Did you also know that the White Sox and Red Sox are different baseball teams?

OMG, loved your comedy act today. I am still roflmao. Are you going to take your show on the road again? I want to buy tickets for your act.

What would you say if I had a series of text messages..

are you sure you remember where Missouri is?

Minnesota State Screamin Eagles or the Philadelphia Eagles?

This comment section makes me happy

Careful Eric Schmitt don’t perjure yourself…

We see what you did there.

caitlin clark’s greatest assist of all time

Dayam.

Thanks for the update, Hawkeye.

Watched you on TV today. Hahahaha!!

Aaaaaiiiirrrrr balllll!!! 🤡

This distraction from your epic failure today is not working. 🦅👁️

Where does your state rank in education? Just curious 🤔

So much for V.P. possibility.

They consider that a feature, not a bug.

This comment section delivers 🍿

What’s up Senator? How’s your day going?

What is Josh doing all day?

He went for a run.

I was not in Atlanta, February 3rd, 2024. (In case anyone asks)

Have lunch with Denny tomorrow @ the Cracker Barrel

Dan Quayle sends his thanks.

Dayam.

Hey, I will give you $50 for that cool graphic you shared during the Jack Smith hearing.
Just DM me and we can work out the details.

Define home team

When does your Failing Up masterclass start?

Imagine thinking that this is some kind of flex. I only hope that curiosity gets the better of you and you actually spend all night scrolling through the comments.

I’m just glad that you were well prepared for the Smith hearing today and didn’t come off looking like a f-cking idiot. Thank you for not embarrassing yourself in front of the entire nation. You are truly a good and highly intelligent person.

And on and on….

Previously:

Eric Schmitt (r) gets pantsed by Eric Schmitt (r) on national television (September 29, 2026)

On becoming a meme for epic stupidity (September 29, 2026)

#HawkeyeSchmitt (September 29, 2026)

#HawkeyeSchmitt

29 Tuesday Sep 2026

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Eric Schmitt (r) [2026 file photo].

Heh.

Previously:

Eric Schmitt (r) gets pantsed by Eric Schmitt (r) on national television (September 29, 2026)

On becoming a meme for epic stupidity (September 29, 2026)

On becoming a meme for epic stupidity

29 Tuesday Sep 2026

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Today:

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
[….]
1:31 PM ¡ Sep 29, 2026

Heh.

Some of the responses:

Scoop — I’ve ID’d the two men sitting behind Sen. Eric Schmitt during his botched attack on Jack Smith this morning.

Ethan Harper (left) is Chief Counsel to Schmitt, and Andrew Ceonzo (right) is Counsel to Schmitt and the Senate Judiciary Committee.

Trial lawyer here. Cult behavior aside, conducting a hard cross (if that’s what you want to call it) based upon a false premise, then doubling down when that premise is openly proven false is more damaging than not showing up at all. But cults do what they do.

Embarrassing for Schmitt, but I guess only if he has integrity

Left to right:

“we got ’em.”

“do we got ’em though?”

“…we don’t got ’em.”

Dirtbag and His Douchebags, by Titian

Those are the faces of 2 attorneys who realize they gave really bad advice to their Senator.

When you realize you just Schmitt our pants…

The Dark Ages, I guess.

Now known as taking a Schmitt in the Senate.

the three stooges of the renaissance

He’s all kicked back in his chair – obstinate and oblivious still.

He was so incredibly smug during his time “on stage” here thinking he’d found something incredibly damaging to Mr Smith.

I love for him that he & his team screwed it all up royally.

He deserves to be mocked endlessly over this.

The look when you know you’ve done something stupid but did it anyway and then realize you’ll probably do it again

Hanlon’s razor, “Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”

Future meme for when you realize you’re a dumbass.

Senator Eric Schmitt (r) [2025 file photo].

Previously:

Eric Schmitt (r) gets pantsed by Eric Schmitt (r) on national television (September 29, 2026)

Eric Schmitt (r): “Squirrel!”

26 Saturday Sep 2026

Posted by Michael Bersin in Eric Schmitt, social media, US Senate

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Squirrel!

Yesterday:

Senator Eric Schmitt
[September 25, 2026]

FACT: Congress is the only entity that can empower a governing body to establish clear, enforceable rules for college sports.
College sports are uniquely American–it’s worth preserving.
[….]

Nothing else of any importance is going on in America right now. Apparently.

There is much hilarity in the responses:

Racist pig

Does Congress have anything to do with declaring war? Just curious…

Yes…I believe that’s in the Constitution right after the Congressional war powers clause. LOLGOP

Thank God you’re taking care of this Senator this morning when I was pumping $80 for the gas into my car it’s all I could think about was college sports

me too when I was at buying groceries at Aldi last week .. I thought God thank you for My senators attention to college sports

Any comment on Senator Tuberville’s Senate floor rant on the influx of furries in aviation? 😅🤣😂

Actually, the NCAA and the NAIA are fully able to establish rules if it’s really a major issue.

Got it. We don’t need clear enforceable rules for our government. Glad you’re fighting for college sports. It’s literally the single most important issue. We can all sleep better tonight folks! Life will be affordable again when this is fixed

I thought that’s what the NCAA is for

dude, read the room.

That’s awesome. Any headway on that healthcare plan?

Sadly, no.

Really tackling the most important issues arent you?

He just chases media exposure on irrelevant topics thinking this impresses MO constituency. Every post just exposes how bad he is out of touch with reality

That’ll really help get the cost of fuel and groceries down! Thank you, Senator!

How does this help all Missourians?

I didn’t realize this was major concern

How about first working on , for example, cost of living

This post instantly lowered gas prices.

“$4.29 a gallon for gas, $6.29 a gallon for diesel”

Sadly, no.

Yeah, that 1% of college students is a scary number. Don’t worry about gas prices or tainted food or a war.

The question is , can Congress halt the advancement of furries in the airlines?

My grocery bill is going down just talking about this. 🤡🤡🤡

You can’t be out of a job fast enough.

Senator Eric Schmitt
You wouldn’t know a fact if it walked up and slapped you in the face.

Let’s start trying to work on issues that’s affect your everyday constituents.

Thank goodness you are not addressing lowering healthcare, gas and grocery prices for Missouri residents .. college athletes is the number one issue facing Missouri voters …

Um we might have more pressing matters, Sir

Thank you Eric for fixing this vital issue that affects like .000001 percent of Missourians. Pretty sure you will be thanked at your next election!

Way to zero in on the critical issues here, Eric! I’m sure putting Congress in charge of college sports rules will immediately bring down the cost of gas, groceries and everything else. Not to mention extricating ourselves from an illegal war and putting an end to all the Dear Leader taxpayer-funded vanity projects in DC.

Squirrel!

Yep that fixes my $6.24/diesel!!!! So glad you are working on your constituents priorities

Eric Schmitt does what Russia wants

Because this is the MOST important thing happening right now in our country, right Eric????

Aren’t we fighting a war???

I’m so thankful we have a senator who focuses on college sports! It’s worth the pain felt in my entire body when choosing between filling my gas tank or just taking it to half so I can buy some groceries for dinner. Thank you, Senator Eric Schmitt, said nobody ever🤬.

Why do you keep posting about this?

1950.

Can you do maybe anything to help regular Missourians with affordability?

‘Sorry, all I can do is change the name of chimichangas to America rolls’

The chimichanga was reportedly invented by Monica Flin, El Charro CafĂŠ, in Tucson, Arizona around 1950 when she accidently dropped a burrito into a deep fryer, started to swear, and switched to chimichanga (thingamajig). So, already American.

If this is the best the GOP has, the midterms are going to be a bigger blowout than anyone is predicting. Blue 🌊

Diesel is 6.25…..

Could you explain how this is lowering gas, grocery, healthcare, childcare, etc., prices?

Thank God we dont have any other issues like affordable Healthcare, housing, insurance, gas, diesel, well pretty much affordable anything, and here you are worried about semi pro college sports 😉

Why does my state have so many Stupids in it to vote a useless POS like you into office.

As the average American sinks further into despair, at least they won’t have to worry about one of the eight or nine Trans people in college sports getting an unfair advantage. Thanks, Senator, for focusing on the truly important matters of the day.

People and soldiers are dying in Iran. Focus, a**hat.

Focused on the exact priorities that will do absolutely nothing to resolve the actual issues voters care about. Keep it up, give more reasons to vote for your opponent.

What about this crap economy, Senator?

Move along, little doggy, we want cheaper gas and groceries.

He’s still talking about college sports!?! 🤦🏻‍♂️

Sadly, yes.

He voted yes to stay in a war with $4.50 gas and 6.50 diesel and all he can talk about is college sports.

You clueless, worthless, POS

Really important stuff.. maybe gas prices or inflation or groceries might top the list. Another worthless MO senator!!

People are starving, rural hospitals are closing and our president has taken is to an illegal war and all you can talk about is sports?

This country is on fire and all you are focused on lately is college sports.
It’s almost like you’re trying to avoid some tough issues……..

There’s that.

Rome is burning….and you’re talking about kids games!

My comment is WTF Senator Schmitt. You have constituents that can’t afford gas, groceries, utilities. Housing prices are out of control. We are in a war that no one wanted but the President. You are focused on college sports. Missouri, we have to vote this guy out. He couldn’t care less about you.

Eric Schmitt you are a TOOL

What difference does it Make Eric? Congress was to be the only entity that could declare war! Why are the Republicans focused on college sports? Where is the healthcare plan that Republicans say they are working on? The house and Senate are not doing their constituents! They only want to help the big donors!

Just bringing this to everyone’s attention. Here lately we are inundated by election idiocy. This guy is worried about Trans athletes, Tuberville about ” furries” in airplanes, and Hegseth about testosterone in males in the military. Most people are worried about gas, groceries, utilities, house payment or rent. Kinda strange how government officials worry more about other people’s sexuality than taking care of AFFORDABILITY! Js.

I wish you cared as much about the US Constitution as you do about sports.

Who cares. What about this lunatic who started this war and screwed everyone?

But Eric, you can sell yourself the highest bidder. You’re also an idiot.

This isn’t important. You’re a waste of our money.

Fuck Off!🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

What the f**k is this? No one cares.

Hitting hard on the important stuff in our country right now, I see.
You are a worthless turd blossom.

Our lives do not circle around sports. When we’re concerned about the price of gas and groceries and pedophiles that are in the White House
Get off the sports train and do your freaking job

U have bigger fish to fry u worthless ass hat 🤬🤬🤬!

98% of the college students probably don’t want treasonous collaborators in their congress either.

Schmitt should be more worried about this country and it’s corrupt president than worried about sports
What a POS

Imagine a Missourian who can’t buy food right now watching their Senator passionately preaching about college sports day after day after day…priorities I guess.

Is this the only thing you are focused on? We don’t care like you don’t care about real issues.

Who the hell cares. How about addressing the quagmire in Iran, gas prices and rampant inflation? Or medical care. Or the president’s runaway spending on a ballroom, golf course, and a monument to himself that would make Albert Speer blush.

Between your trans crap and Tuberville and his furries it’s non-stop rube chumming.

Want to know what we Missourians want to see preserved? The Constitution you Trump toady culture warrior. But you have no spine for that because if you speak out against the obviously corrupt, inept and incompetent Dear Leader you’re afraid he will mean tweet you.

You’re really kinda lucky you’re not up for reelection next month, huh?🤔

College sports? You can’t be serious.

Would you, at my earliest convenience, preferably 2 years ago, fuck off with this college sports bullshit. What the fuckbare you doing abou $6+ diesel, you stupid fuck?

Do you EVER do ANYTHING that actually helps Missourians? No. Gotta keep those donors happy, though. Right? Despicable grifter.

Senator Eric Schmitt damn man! Any chance you could be focusing on something besides college sports?! How about our groceries our gas prices inflation interest rates! How about the fact that we have a freaking criminal in the oval office that has no guard rails! I’m sorry everyone in Congress right now is a total bag of shit! You just got off five weeks recess and then you’re on another seven weeks while Americans are flailing in the wind watching our young people fight a war that was illegally started because none of you have a set of balls to keep this president in line.

Shut the fuck already. You post like a 12 year old child. Endlessly.

Eric Schmitt (r) [2025 file photo].

Eric Schmitt (r): contemplating really, really important things

18 Friday Sep 2026

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Yeah, no.

Eric Schmitt (r) [2026 file photo].

Today:

Senator Eric Schmitt
[September 18, 2026]

Without enforceable rules, college sports has become the Wild West.
Courts can strike down rules. States can pass conflicting laws. Only Congress can establish a national framework that gives college sports clear guardrails.
End the chaos. Pass the Protect College Sports Act.
[….]

Some of the responses

I have a college athlete and could care less about this but would love to hear you address REAL concerns like gas and grocery prices, the economy, the war in Iran, healthcare, or the current national debt.

Heck yeah!!!The Protect College Sports Act is gonna bring down the price of diesel!!!

Will this lower gas prices?

“$4.29 a gallon for gas, $6.29 a gallon for diesel”

You want the federal government to regulate college sports! This won’t go well. My Republican Party stood for small government and limited regulation.

So glad Senator Eric Schmitt is so in touch with the American people and his constituents and their most vital concerns. I lose sleep at night worrying about this college sports stuff.

Deficit, gas prices, healthcare, war.

grocery prices, inflation

You’re pathetic, get your priorities in line. Let’s address affordability, gas, the fking war, Healthcare.

Of all the crap to be concerned with.

Please, resign.

Dear Trumpers, you’re obviously rooting for Trump to further destroy our economy. Can you at least let us know your target for gas prices? Is it $5 a gallon, $6, $7? What would make you the happiest?

U just don’t understand what your job is….

Fuck off. Our worlds on fire, and you big concern is college sports. You out of touch asshole. Wake the fuck up you damn sycophantic moron.

With everything going on in the country, it’s stupid that you guys are wasting time on this. Saying that, you are on the wrong side when it comes to this. Antitrust laws exist for very good reasons. Passing legislation to allow a multi-billion dollar industry to get around antitrust law is extremely bad for the athletes in these sports. The highest paid public employee in nearly every state is a college football or basketball coach. Allowing this industry to avoid solving their problems in a way that benefits both labor and the employers is wrong. You are giving the good ol boys network who runs college sports a free pass to keep exploiting a bunch of 18 to 22 year olds.

I can’t afford gas or groceries. Please focus on that.

MAGA Culture War Kool-Aid

I’ve never been against college athletics, but Schmitt is quickly changing my mind.

Looks like there is nothing important going on to Schmitt. War in Iran, ridiculous food prices, gas prices rising daily, the only thing important to Schmitt is sports in colleges. What a nitwit. VOTE BLUE, take back our power.

WTF. Yet another post about sports. Get your head out of your ass. Trump is burning this country into the ground.

Always wanting to suppress someone else’s money. Union busting fuck.

You and your college sports. It’s the economy, stupid!

So many more important things to work on but you pick this stupid shit.

Why don’t you worry about something really important to the American people. You are pathetic.

All Missouri wants is to afford groceries and gas again, Eric, I don’t think that’s reaching for the stars here

Ok, there is a war in Ukraine and the USA is losing in Iran and you are worried about sports? Geez Senator, are you off track? The athlete stuff doesn’t cost us. All the other stuff mentioned does. What the hell are doing?

Senator Eric Schmitt (r) [2025 file photo].

What color is the sky in Eric Schmitt’s (r) world?

14 Monday Sep 2026

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Orange.

Eric Schmitt (r) [2026 file photo].

On social media:

Senator Eric Schmitt
[September 10, 2026]

President Trump is ushering in the Golden Age of America.
We have a secure border, mass migration has been met with mass deportations, manufacturing jobs are coming back home, and American workers come first.
[….]

Some of the responses:

So when should we expect that gold age?

concepts of a plan next week.

Two weeks after the next two weeks after the next two weeks…

two weeks? 😂

Is my DOGE check gonna clear before I get my Tariff check?

Just curious, what jobs/manufacturing has come back?

Gold spray paint

Golden Age??? You are effin’ nuts

Is the koolaid in your office orange or red. ?!

Piss yellow

How does it feel to be a bootlicking shill for this treasonous orange buffoon?

Is it the age when gold and diesel are the same price?

We see what you did there.

What an absolute clown you have to be to say this with a straight face.

I get it. Herr Schmitt has himself one of those golden statues that he kneels before.

What form of crack are you smoking??

Diesel reached a record high today

Come on $5,000

Golden era for those with the gold.

Golden for who?

Why is my electric bill so high?

You have got to be the ultimate Republican dick sucker. Clearly you’re very good at it.

You are delusional if you believe what you are saying. You are a Trump toady to your core. We see the country deteriorating under MAGA rule and you as the loyal bootlicker are part of the problem.

Does the Golden Age have $7 Diesel per gallon?

Like the Gilded Age? Yes, that was beneficial to the majority of people.

The majority of the already wealthy.

Hey Eric, what say you about your Dear Leader’s blatant violation of the law with his $5,000 bonus … err, bribe? And if this is some “golden age”, it eerily resembles all that Temu gold he’s glued to anything that can’t walk away.

Yeah, we’ve seen all the cheap ass Gold bullshit he’s got hanging around the oval office.

The only thing “golden” is the crap he’s supergluing to the walls in the Oval Office.

Continuing to vote Republican in Missouri when Republicans have been in control of State Government for the decades of decline in living standards is INSANITY.
The very definition of INSANITY is doing the same thing over and over while expecting a different outcome.
Not voting at all is INSANITY.
Voting Republican is INSANITY.
To make change in Missouri we have to have opponents to the Republicans running for office. And you have to vote for the opponents even if you are a registered Republican.
When your Representatives stop working for you and all of our benefit, it is INSANITY to vote for them.
ARE YOU SANE? OR ARE YOU INSANE?

Let’s see, accomplishments… Started a war which has increased costs for all Americans and has affected the entire world and cost billions of taxpayer dollars. Levied illegal tariffs which increased costs for all Americans and increased inflation. Pardoned over a thousand criminals from Jan 6 even those convicted of assault on police. Pardoned connected fraudsters and drug kingpins who bilked Americans of billions of dollars. Plastered his name and picture all over government buildings, just like Hitler. Murdered hundreds of people on boats in South America with no due process. Sent ICE out on a mission to round up and deport people who had a legal right to be in America and as a by product murdered American citizens in cold blood in the streets. I could go on….

It is a crime to offer (or accept) money in order to vote, not vote, or vote a certain way.
Why are you silent about this?

The golden age for the grifting Trump family!

Lie after lie.

The golden age of corruption and now with blatant bribery.

Bullshit, he has destroyed america.

Trump has added more to the national debt than any president in history, weakening the dollar and increasing interest rates.

They had their chance and have done NOTHING but make our lives miserable with high grocery and gas prices not to mention ice terrorizing our neighborhoods

There’s that.

“…also, Fuck ICE”

Dipshits don’t know that the Golden Age was when kleptocrats monopolized everything and became ultra wealthy and the economy crashed for everyone else. What we need to get back to is the 60’s-70’s when the muddle class thrived.

Gilded Age, but we get your point.

Wheres my Doge check???? Where’s my Tariff Refund? Promises Promises.

Golden age? Food prices are up. Gas/diesel prices are up. Inflation is up. Unwanted/unnecessary forever war in the middle east. AND, the unredacted Epstein files still have not been released.

Delusional.

Wow, you’re as delusional as he is.

Tell me when prices go down.

Golden age for who? You? Trump? Republicans are doing nothing to help the American people. There are real issues and people are trying to survive and you do nothing. You create issues out of non issues to distract that you have nothing to offer. And blame President Biden for everything wrong even though republicans have the majority in congress and have the White House for almost 2 years now. And you are a racist that pushes white supremacy. 🤡
[….]

They all think they can just lie to voters now that we have a president who lies like a two-bit conman.
What a pathetic political party the Republicans have created.
[….]

When are the bribery checks coming? 😂

Want to know how bad the Republican Party internal polling is about their chances of retaining control of the Senate and House? Trump offered every American a $5000 bribe to vote Republican. Think about that. They know their policies are toxic and not working for America if they have to resort to this.

Are you going to offer bribes for votes like Trump is?

Do you ever work? Or tell the truth?

You have no honor and no integrity

Hey Eric you are either lying and you know you are. Or you are out of touch with reality. Do you really think Missourians are this stupid?

Sadly, yes.

Gas is now over $4.00/gallon in Missouri. Groceries are so expensive families are struggling. While this regime fumbles around committing war crimes in an illegal war they are losing, China is moving into the middle east and building relationships to take over the flow of oil from the region. The US is the weakest it has ever been in our 250 year history.

For whom? It seems the current President of the United States is making bank, to the tune of about 2 BILLION dollars off his position as President, along with his family members and friends. The rest of us are wondering if we should fill up our gas tank or buy groceries because there are a lot of your constituents that can’t do both.

Eric, Many of your constituents are disgusted by your pandering. I do not think you lack intelligence, however, I believe you think the citizens of Missouri are dumber and dumber. Fooled us once…

Do you feel like an idiot when you spout what Trump tells you to say? You sound like an idiot.

What a pathetic sycophant

I saw diesel for $6 tonight in Missouri. Gasoline is over $4. The golden age for gas, oil and idiot politicians.

Yeah there is nothing golden about this age. Unless cruelty, corruption, and lawlessness now come in gold.

I didn’t think anyone was as big an idiot as Josh Hawley. You proved me wrong.

Josh Hawley (r) [2024 file photo].

You, obviously, aren’t in touch with your MO constituents who are struggling to survive economically or who have already lost the battle. “Golden Age” doesn’t describe MOians’ reality right now. What a shameful position to take.

NAZI PIG

You sir, are full of the bull shit

Sycophant-meter at 100. Self-awareness at 0.

The golden age ? Maybe for the million and billionaires. The vast majority of us are trying to live without going into debt. We’re trying not to end up homeless. For us it’s not the golden age, it’s the used newspaper age.

We’re here for the ratio.

Eric Schmitt (r) [2025 file photo].

Beer

17 Monday Aug 2026

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Senator Eric Schmitt
[August 13, 2026]

The best beer in the world is brewed at Anheuser-Busch in my hometown of St. Louis.
Drink American beer 🇺🇸🍻
[….]

Eric Schmitt (r) [2025 file photo].

Some of the responses:

Senator, you worrying about sports and beer, with everything else going on….is like Trump fretting over the ballroom and getting his name back on the Kennedy Center.
Maybe a little more attention to the economy and the Iran War, please.

Although modelo and corona are brewed by AB InBev, modelo and corona are actually brewed in Mexico Dipschmitt!
Keep up the good work!

You have driven me to drink more.

Real Men of Genius! Yes AB In Bev, is a multinational company based in Belgium!

So… North Korea, huh. Go figure.

This isn’t college anymore buddy…

But Kid Rock shot Bud Light for being transexual.

First sports now it’s beer and the hell with health care

Republicans are pro-North Korea now?
(North Korea has a decades-long history of military and technological cooperation with Iran, helping Tehran build the ballistic missile and rocket capabilities it uses to counter the United States and its regional allies.) Google
Are you ever going to do the right thing and stop this insanity?

Good to know. Not everyone drinks beer. Can you maybe work on healthcare? Affordable insurance and affordable medications?

Ghislaine Maxwell is being fed BETTER than our troops at sea! But sure, college sports, golf and beer. 🤡

There is excellent beer brewed in St. Louis. It shows who you care about that you highlight a macro brew, not a beer from one of the many excellent craft brewers.

Owned by Inbev… not American… since 2007.

The embarrassment of Saint Louis University continues…

Is this guy the best Missouri has to offer?

Joe Biden is not the president. Joe Biden hasn’t been the president in almost two years. I was not paying $9 a lb for hamburger meat and $4 a gallon for gas when Joe Biden was president. This is Trump’s America.

I’d ask you about the economy or the war but it looks like you’re busy with more important things

This is the important matter you are spending time on? All the major issues occurring that affect Missourian’s lives and you choose this?
First, if you REALLY cared about Missourians, you’d hype any one (or many) of the microbrews that are 100% owned and operated by Missouri small businesses and pay taxes and employ our own.
Second, this just shows how absolutely idiotic you are. InBev money eventually flows to ANOTHER COUNTRY. Not state. Country.

We’re lowering our food standards and look where it got us a whole bunch of recalled food making us sick. Dumb Fucks!

Budweiser is now owned by InBev-a Belgian firm. August Busch III sent ownership out of the U.S., as all good American plutocrats do.
Just not ringin’ the right bells for me, Schmitthead.

Are you serious? People can’t afford the basics and you are talking about beer? You are a terrible senator.

Amazing job, Trump voters. We now have the shitty economy and wars that you pretended Biden and Harris would give. You are all morons.
Pendejos.

Republicans let Trump start another war in the Middle East, put illegal tariffs on every country he can think of, and now Americans are out $219 BILLION.
While families can barely afford to put food on the table, he has enriched himself to the tune of $2.2 BILLION.

Another day, another embarrassingly tone deaf post from one of Missouri’s worst senators in history. Fucking resign already.

Josh Hawley (r) [2024 file photo].

Maybe a tie.

You just bounce from one inane subject to another. Do you have ADD? Also you flat out suck.

You never address anything that is important. You are a joke.

“Squirrel!”

Hawley, Schmitt & Blanche

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“…I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension…”

02 Sunday Aug 2026

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Senator Eric Schmitt (r) [2025 file photo].

“…Oh, a bullshit artist…”

On Friday:

Senator Eric Schmitt
[July 31, 2026]

The central plank of Democrat party is open borders and mass migration.
They want to import millions of illegal aliens, give them welfare benefits, and have them vote in our elections.
They’ve lost the case with the American people.
[….]

There was much hilarity in the responses:

Oh horsepuckey 🥴you’re a delusional white supremacist liar. RESIGN.

Horseshit works, too.

You lie. But then what is new?

Please list in detail and with citations the evidence for your claims.

[….] It is the responsibility of the person posting this absurd 💩to prove what they have stated!! Otherwise, it is just pure 🐂💩!!

[….] from Senator Eric-“I was told to do so by fellow Carpet Bagger Josh and the Dear Leader, Felon in Chief himself.”

Please don’t confuse MAGA supporters by asking for facts.

The Kool-aid is strong with Eric. 💪

Don’t forget to call them commies, that always works!

Is this satire?

Sadly, no.

Where, WHERE is there any policy statement stating open borders?

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The paid demobots bombarding all republican posts. This is why you can’t cater to democrats. They are evil people. You have to step on their heads and force them to leave the state. More mega, more anti-democrat laws. These people only want to destroy the state and the country. We have to destroy their will to stay.

Bullshit Im fighting this the all way. And Im not a bot. Im a Democrat/Liberal who cares about people and my beloved Country. I’m not evil, but you are, wanting people to leave. Simply because they disagree w/your narrative. This is free Country so you can fuck off!!

MAGA leaders are the ones destroying America. Sadly the MAGA followers just keep drinking the koolaid. 🗽

We didn’t elect a convicted rapist for president.

We’re constituents, ass face.

Such a shrewd judge of character!
Sure ~ keep cheering a twice-divorced adulterer and convicted sexual predator, an OBVIOUS PEDOPHILE, who ran up the federal debt, sloppily imposed tariffs, embraced the anti-American autocrats leading Russia and North Korea and Saudi Arabia and Qatar, who incited a storming of the Capitol – a man devoid of serious thought and guiding policy principles, a self-fixated candidate who presented no intellectual framework for his presidency, overtly racist, a convicted FELON, a man who pays more in hush money to porn stars than in taxes, who mocks the dead and threatens our deepest allies…

It is curious how every Republican accusation is a confession. Note how FB and other social media are overrun with Russian/Republican bots again with the coming election. But you accuse Democrats.

I’m not paid. I criticize Sen. Schmitt out of the goodness of my heart.

Wow, the “it’s my state and anyone who doesn’t agree with me should be stepped on” narcissism in this post is over the top, you should seek mental health counseling. Fascism is not a good replacement for democracy as much as you want it to be.

I believe it is the Republicans and Trumps Fascist party that are destroying our country

Give us more messaging from Adolf, translated from the original German, please.

And this is what passes for rational debate?

“Stupid people love me” DJT “Smart people don’t like me” DJT …Thank you for confirming that.

Dude, try pouring the kool-aid over your head instead of drinking it. It might cool you off.😊

Read what you wrote and tell me who actually sounds evil here.

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What are the central planks of the Republican Party? How are those going?

What he means is.. hey daddy look at me, me!…lol

Running scared, are we?

“Central plank”? How about no stupid wars and affordability

The Ten Commandments address lying specifically in the ninth commandment, which is found in both Exodus 20:16 and Deuteronomy 5:20 of the Bible.Here is what the commandment states about lying and neighbors:The Text: The commandment instructs: “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor”.The Original Meaning: In ancient Israel, this primarily served as a prohibition against perjury or giving false testimony in a court of law. It was meant to ensure that justice was served and that innocent people were not condemned by lies.Lying About Your Neighbor: The wording specifically focuses on harm directed at a neighbor, which in this context means any fellow human being, friend, or community member. It outlaws malicious deception used to hurt someone else’s reputation, steal their property, or compromise their safety.Broad Application: While the commandment originated to prevent judicial fraud, it is universally interpreted by major religious traditions (including Judaism and Christianity) as a broader prohibition against all forms of lying, gossiping, slandering, and spreading rumors that damage another person’s character.

Explain to me Eric, like I’m a college graduate, how it’s not socialism, communism even that the Federal government is now owning stakes in companies?

Wow, given the Republican party is currently in charge, and the current economy, fuel prices, grocery prices, and stagnating wages, he’s whining about the other party?

We have a winner!

Not a Democrat, but I do know some, and not one of them feels this way soooo I’m beginning to think this is some distractive 🐂💩

January 6th.

There’s that.

“Import?” 🤦🏼‍♂️

Another bag of baloney…

Your last name is German. Assuming your ancestors came here in 19th century…via open borders.

As opposed to Republicans who want nobody to have healthcare.

If so, have a town hall open to all. That’ll go well for you.

No it isn’t. Try again

u gonna bail out farm$ again??🤡

Still riding that tired old horse?

Tell me you’re part of the cult, without telling me you’re part of the cult.

I’d pay good money to see walk the plank!

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.

Don’t you get tired of saying the same lines over and over?

You aren’t reading appropriate materials if that’s what you think is the central plank. If you need to shorten their plank into one simple sentence try affordability along with opportunities for all.

Actually it’s Medicare for all. Try to keep up.

You are delusional and need to listen to all people, not just spread hate.

Why is it we never hear an original thought from this guy?

Name one Democratic candidate or incumbent that has said they want open borders. Just one.

Amazing, people can say this stuff with a straight face.

No it’s not. You wouldn’t be focused on these lies if you had anything, ANYTHING, positive to offer.

Why would you say this? It’s just not true for most democrats and you know this.
There are things on their platform that you likely don’t agree with but why make up things?

Federal law has banned undocumented immigrants from SNAP, Medicaid, and SSI since 1996. (Thanks Bill Clinton) That’s almost 30 years of bipartisan law. Some some states cover limited things like emergency care with state money, but “millions on federal welfare” just isn’t real.
Non-citizen voting in federal elections is already a felony. A handful of cities let non-citizens vote in local school board races. That’s not a party platform, that’s like five city councils.
So this isn’t really “facts,” it’s three myths stacked on top of each other.
To be fair, there are real debates to have about asylum policy and enforcement levels. Just not this version of them.

I am a Democrat and I can tell you that everything you just said is not true.

Oh, BS. As a Democrat, I want a reasonable path to citizenship, for the US to honor its promises to folks following a prescribed path. I also want healthcare, housing, food and education to be affordable. I want the administration to follow the Constitution and legal precedent.

I’m sorry, but I don’t actually believe that you have ever actually asked any of us what we think about anything. I would’ve definitely shown up for that conversation.
Personally, I’m really tired of being “othered” by partisan political hacks. I am an American citizen, born and raised in Missouri. Forced into a party affiliation by Missouri closed primary voting laws.
I do not believe in wide open borders, I do not believe that we should be propping up anyone, citizen or not, that is capable of supporting themselves and I don’t believe or think that everyone that enters the country should be eligible to vote in our elections. Neither does any other progressive voter that I know.
STOP LYING! STOP DIVIDING!
DO YOUR JOB and represent all Missourians, even those of us that did not vote for you! You wanted the job, you won the job! And you have spent your time and our money demonizing half of your constituency as the enemy to the other half.
DO BETTER.

Spoken by a former Missouri AG. You know those guys that uses to believe in due process.

Not really.

You are so misinformed Eric. It’s laughable that a human would even say such nonsense, particularly one who thinks he is intelligent.
Really?😲🙄 is that what you think?
And do you even think Americans would believe that?

None of this is supported by evidence. You have no good qualities to run on, so you have resorted to name calling and scare tactics. Every metric is negative. You can not show one positive outcome from this administration. We have seen what you have to offer and it’s a no for us dawg!

Actually, we want cheaper groceries, gas, housing. We want universal healthcare, a living wage, free college, paid family leave, paid vacation and childcare.

How’s that lying about the reflecting pool vandalism going?

Do Republicans ever tell the truth? About anything? I’m beginning to think the answer might be NO.

blah blah blah

Actually it you and your fascist fellow Republicans who have lost your case with the American people .

No it is not. Do any of you ever fact check or do any research?

You’re so full of shit

You realize we didn’t have a border patrol until 1924 right? and we only even started patrolling officially off and on in 1904. Though there were informal “Chinese Inspectors” since the “Chinese exclusion act” in 1882
So I’m fairly certain, our history, says “your a fucking moron”.
Correct me if I’m wrong.

You can always tell when a Rapethuglican is lying because they’re breathing.

Stop with the hysteria. Your degree of spreading lies and disinformation is astounding! I can’t believe that sensible people have voted for you.

Is there even one Republican telling the truth and actually working for their constituents?

Keep a fire extinguisher near your pants at all times.

You’re so full of shit Eric, lie to the public just to save your ass and your half baked party’s ass. Stop gaslighting you POS.

Where’s your evidence?
When your party has only manufactured fear to offer. It’s telling 😉

Well, no it actually isn’t. Why lie about it?

Is Mitch McConnell available for comments?

Don’t drink the koolaid folks…unbelievable

Asshole!!!!

Say desperately out loud lies to say how desperately you need to lie

How’s your war going?

“War [good god!] Is Good [what is it good for?] For Absolutely Nothing [say it again!]”
Circa 2001-2005.
28 x 22, posterboard, permanent marker.

Lying fool. 🤡

Lazy recital of the latest scare tactics by an obvious toady.

You are makin’ stuff up; these are lies, and history will be brutal to you. Can’t wait.

No one with any sense believes you, asshole

Drinking the kool-aid again? You are a joke

You just demonstrated your lack of critical thinking ability.

You are a #1 grade A doofus. People are worried about food prices, healthcare, housing, things your party are cutting for the most vulnerable. Elections haven’t been a problem until 🍊🤡. And you are helping him destroy America!!

Hey there, Eric, remember Missouri. You know, where your constituents live and vote. Some of us are a bit more concerned with gas closing in on $4 a gallon, grocery prices through the roof, and an insane war waged by Trump, without consulting with Congress.

You know that is untrue. This shows you can’t be trusted to be honest. Shame on you

What a mud slinger you are. Tell us what you are for and quit lying about the Democrats. Find some integrity and decency. “Show Me” that you deserve to be a Senator. You are looking like a lost cause these days, undeserving of an office.

No it’s not but you sure as hell can’t run on this disastrous administration. You have no shame

Hate fills your heart dude.

That’s not what they want. Why do you deliberately lie? Do you not have your own policies to promote. Is your only stance attacking democrats with a false narrative. If that’s all you’re about you need to get the fuck out.

You are a joke …. And a bully.

Pretty presumptuous of you to tell me what I believe or don’t believe in.

Idiotspeak

Do people actually believe these lies?

Settle down, bubba. Take your meds.

Oh look. Making crap up. Why? Truth is a vote loser, I guess.

You do realize that the magat cult stupid enough to believe you is shrinking, right?

1. Obama was originally called the reporter in chief.
2. You can’t receive welfare without a valid SSN number.
3. Only Trump has put out a ” gold card” to fast track immigrant to citizenship.
So how are your claims true? Propaganda against democrats for something that is not true is called lying. On top of that demonizing a marginalized ethnic people is wrong. Separation of ethnic backgrounds is supposed to be against the law. No matter executive order or not equality has always been an American value. You sir are white that = immigrant at some point in your own family history. Since we are in Missouri I truly hope you understand pot calling kettle black doesn’t make it right.

Jesus Fucking Christ…Do these people actually believe this? I mean seriously, if they were in court and started spouting this nonsense, they would be referred for a competency hearing…this is literally insane…

No it isn’t, you lying, misrepresenting fuckwad.

Again, why would you make up this ‘crap’. From a person who supported gerrymandering to favor a political party in the upcoming midterm elections and is trying to pass the act that would impact far more legal votes than illegal votes. So, it’s also disgusting that you’re supporting these things that are trying to change things unfairly to gain election results.
While I think the moderate Republicans want rules to be enforced fairly, the Republicans & current President you support do not enforce rules fairly. The current administration is not concerned with the common working class Americans – the focus is on helping billionaires get richer.

What in the world are you blabbing about? You know that’s not true. Please worry about something of importance for your constituents.

Pssst….. lol, we don’t believe you.

This would be funny if it wasn’t so stupid.

Senator Schmitt, you are lying. Non-citizens do not qualify for federal aid and they do not vote. If this were true, Republicans would have brought cases to court– with proof– but they haven’t because there is no proof. You are hawking a bogus conspiracy theory to gullible constituents for political gain. I can’t think of anything more dishonorable. You’re a pandering con-man who has forgotten his oath to the Constitution. YOU are the disgusting one. Lies do not become truth no matter how many times they are repeated.
Grammar check: it’s the Democratic Party, not the Democrat Party.
On a personal note, you may want to consider asking God for forgiveness.

Republicans like being laughed at.

The central plank of the Republican Party is thinking all Americans are stupid enough to believe their lies.

No election platform of substance, sow fear. Old strategy

More nonsense from the right. Lie and deny is all they know. Bunch of fascists

You are so full of it Schmitt. Open borders and mass migration? No, how about Medicare for all? How about free and fair elections? How about ending this senseless war in Iran? How about Senators that stand up against a pay to play corrupt government? Affordable housing, affordable education, affordable child care, affordable groceries for crying out loud?

Why do you think people would believe such ludicrous claims? It’s embarrassing.

No, it’s not. Not even close. But hey, while we’re on the subject, what’s the central plank of the republican party? Other than kissing the felon’s butt and trying to scare the stupid? Haven’t heard a thing about what you’re going to do to improve life for the American people. Not one word.

Fearmongering is for pols with no platform and voters incapable of thinking critically.

Shut the fuck already! This bullshit line is really getting old. What else do you guys have? Healthcare? Lower grocery prices? Lower gas prices? How about you talk about something real instead of made up 💩 like this. 🤷‍♂️

You know what your motto should be, Eric? “I love to hurt people who live in Missouri”. You have two years left in office and I cannot wait to start working to remove you and all the other pedophile loving people in your ass-backwards party.

The hell it is you asshole. Quit the fucking fear mongering all the damn time, you sycophantic piece of shit.

Somebody has overdosed on the Kool Ade. Every time a politician even hints that working people should get paid a fair wage the overlords panic and yell Communism. Are hospitals and roads communist? Are police and ambulance services Communist? Sometimes people just like to get together to have projects that benefit everyone. And sometimes that includes our immigrant neighbors. And a lot of workers are immigrants. They aren’t all on welfare. Statistics show they have a really short stay if they are allowed to work. This is just hate propaganda.

A fascist says, “what”. Fuck off, Nazi

You are a liar. Stop with the hate. One day you may need someone that doesn’t “belong” to your hate party. And they will help you. Because they aren’t you.

You are a lying fucking piece of shit. You are a despicable excuse for a human.

I couldn’t find any party “plank” that contained these things.
Eric, are you just another liar who is happy to sully our political process?
Shame

You know, you’re really making it hard for me to really figure out whether you or Hawley is a bigger asshole & who has more shit for brains…you’re a stale piece of bootlicking toast bud

It’s not. You fucking shithead!

You’re a U.S. senator. Why are you making this up?

Senator – i truly believe your fear mongering will be viewed for what it is. Please furnish the proof. We keep hearing these unsubstantiated claims but investigation has been going on for years by independent entities. Please quit insulting our intelligence.

“Open borders” are a lie made up by people who think that making people afraid of boogiemen passes for leadership. Immigrants are not our enemies. People scrounging to make a living mowing lawns and laying bricks are not the real criminals afflicting this nation. Pay attention to the man behind the curtain.

Republicans support an oligarchy and not the people. Every move you make proves it

“…There are many copies. And they have a plan.”

For people that are hellbent on plastering the 10 Commandments all over the place sure don’t seem to have problem lying.

Do your homework, Eric. Is the Republican platform so bankrupt that the only thing you can do is to misrepresent your opponents’ position and then attack the misrepresentation.

Apparently.

You’re an idiot. It’s the Repubs that keep get beaten in court and public opinion. You are a liar.

The central prank of the Republican Party is drumming up sympathy for billionaires so they don’t have to pay taxes

Yeah, yeah, yeah – The Democrats are all Communists who are possessed by demons. worship Satan and will use vaccines to control.your minds.
Now what the hell are Republicans going to do to clean up the mess that have made of our country?
Want to start with Trump’s war?

It must be a very lucrative gig to wake up and lie your ass off every day.

What has this administration and the Republicans touched that is going well? We are getting poorer. We have to give the farmers 12 billion to bail them out due to tariff wars. China is buying soybeans from Brazil now. People cannot afford basic necessities including healthcare. We have explosive diarrhea and poor air quality caused by climate change. Are we going to leave a world to our children and grandchildren where Canada and Europe are burning? You are spineless and feckless. Why are you voting to take healthcare away with tax cuts for the billionaires? Why are we sending tax dollars to Israel? I want Israeli citizens to be safe but I am not ok with starving and killing thousands of children. Israel has affordable healthcare for all but we do not.

I get it Senator, we are headed into the mid terms with the most corrupt president imaginable and You and Your party has facilitated the corruption all the way. You need a distractions. You need a scapegoats to cover up your parties failures. We know, all the Democrats are “commies”, they all want open borders, they want to fill the country will immigrants and sign them up to vote.
You don’t want us thinking about the 1.8 billion dollar slush fund for Trump’s friends. You want to for get the billions Trumps and his family are making off the presidency. You want us to forget about the people who have been shot or died in ICE custody.
You promised lower food prices But they went ever higher with the tariffs, You promised lower gas prices but the Trump got the Straits closed, You promised ‘No New Wars’ but now we are stuck in Iran, You betrayed your constituents by cutting medicaid and passing the biggest tax cut for millionaires and billionaires ever, You promised to deport “the worst of the worst” but you are shipping everyone you can find out of the country.
Why do I say you have done these things? Because you and the rest of the republican legislatures lack there courage to hold Trump responsible – you have abdicated your constitutionally mandated role as a representative of the people who elected you.

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I support euthanizing open borders proponents, euthanizing redistribution advocates, and all DSA members/supporters. It’s time to cleanse the parasites and morons from America

Welcome to early 21st-Century America.

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You do realize the only thing stupider than this statement… Are the imbeciles that support you

See above.

Do you really believe the shit you’re spewing?

*sigh*. You just look desperate. What are you afraid of?

Accountability.

Raving lunatic

17 Friday Jul 2026

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Eric Schmitt (r) [2025 file photo].

Senator Eric Schmitt
[July 15, 2026]

The Hammer & Sickle wave has taken over the Democrat party.
They are Anti-police. Anti-ICE. Anti-Western Civilization.
It’s incredibly dangerous for our country.
[….]

Some of the responses:

Is the boogie man in the country with us?

As long as there are Republicans…

Yah his name is trump

Yah his name is trump

Franklin D. Roosevelt was frequently called a socialist by his conservative and far-right critics during the 1930s. However, he strongly rejected the label and viewed his New Deal policies not as a shift toward socialism, but as a pragmatic effort to save capitalism by addressing severe economic inequality and preventing a potential revolution.

what he did was lift the country out of a Depression. Just because it helps people doesn’t make socialism evil. Capitalism without regard to the working class is evil.

anti cops come from their own actions.

I needed a good laugh this morning. Keep the Russian influence coming – we all need a joke to start our day.

Ignorance, stupidity and hate on full display. Typical degenerate scumbag loser.

except it’s not funny; it’s hateful and a deliberate effort to smear over 50% of the voters in our country.

This guy is hilarious

Of course he is! …. He’s a REPBLICAN!😂

what a delusional pice of fascist shitbag

Ignorance and hate on full display. Typical degenerate scumbag loser!

They are worried about communism, but they really ought to look up the 14 characteristics of fascism.

Fascism Anyone? – Laurence W. Britt (2003)

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself”

Oh no the Pinkos are back!
You guys are great comedy. I thank you.

Are you serving the people or the Republican party? Instead of spewing the rhetoric the Republican Party has told you to use, maybe you should listen to the constituents of Missouri who elected you to represent them. I am tired of your fear mongering rhetoric and can’t wait to vote you out.

Theyre really really going for the scare angle on the mid terms

Is this the new desperation angle?? Ya’ll, really?

If this The Onion or InfoWars?

Sadly, no.

Inaccurate. But the pro-McCarthy wave is taking over the GOP.

Carry that water, dude.

When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in a flag, carrying a Bible. And calling itself MAGA. (see above)

Paint me evil for wanting universal healthcare, paid maternity leave, free college and trade school, protections for workers from wage theft and exploitation, clean water and air, safety, and our freedoms protected.

So the tagline ‘socialist’ wasn’t wording and is now escalated to ‘communist’ – got it.

What crazy label will Republicans use next to attack Democrats?
Republicans control all 3 branches of our government. Wouldn’t be nice if they could use their time to make America a better place to live?

oh no not the red scare…again… because that went so well the first time around lol

Oh, y’all found a new talking point. How cute!

I thought we were ANTIFA??? 😄

This doesn’t sound like communism to me …………Liberals in the United States have historically championed an active government role to promote social welfare, expand civil liberties, and regulate the free market. Their major contributions to the country fall into several foundational areas: Economic and Labor Protections The New Deal (1930s): Instituted under President Franklin D. Roosevelt, this series of programs created Social Security to provide a safety net for the elderly, established the minimum wage, and spurred job creation through programs like the Works Progress Administration. Labor Rights: Legalized the right of workers to form unions and collectively bargain through the National Labor Relations Act. Civil and Voting Rights Civil Rights Act of 1964: Passed under President Lyndon B. Johnson, this landmark legislation legally ended segregation in public places and banned employment discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, or national origin. Voting Rights Act of 1965: Prohibited racial discrimination …

You are hilarious! Let’s cry “red menace”… that will move public opinion.

Old playbook won’t work

Projecting much?

I was a preteen in the 50s, but I remember my mom was locked on those hearings daily. When McCarthy was finally called out, it sounded like a baseball stadium in our neighborhood.

The “red menace” myth again!🤣 That dog don’t hunt.

Anti western civilisation? OMG we are doomed, doomed I say.

I’m 63 years old, and I’ve been hearing about “communism” taking over our country for as long as I remember. It’s a scare tactic that is used to intimidate when things aren’t going their way. Those of us who are educated and intelligent know that. It’s the same old, same old. The only enemy we face, right now, is the current administration. Period.

Did not have “attempt to recreate the Red Scare” on my 2026 bingo card

Maybe the senator should be anti-lying?

This idiot is such an embarrassment.

A lot of well reasoned and intelligent responses to this ridiculous post. I can’t add anything extra so I will just say ‘piss off Eric’.

When was the last time you actually had an original thought instead of just regurgitating shite….

Does he have a list of names?

The Red Scare bit is many decades out of date.

. . . Lions and tigers and bears, oh my. Studies show that the states and counties with worst quality of life are governed by Republicans. Tickle down economics is a monumental failure. Drastic change has to happen, and moderation ain’t going to cut it.

“We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our own history and our doctrine and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Not from men who feared to write, to speak, to associate, and to defend causes that were, for the moment, unpopular…. There is no way for a citizen of the Republic to abdicate his responsibility.”
― Edward R. Murrow

The things people say instead of just saying the truth; they truly only want two classes in society, the rich and the poor

What are you afraid of Eric?

Now affordability and expanding public services are “hammer and sickle” policies?

Wow you make them sound so cool

Heh.

Wine makes everything funnier

Heh.

I don’t know why these people think anyone is taking them seriously. It’s like they think we’re stupid or something.

Sadly, yes.

Right because expecting OUR HARD EARNED TAX MONEY to come back to *us* in the form of services and not just be siphoned off by billionaires is just *so* unreasonable. 🙄

When I see the inversion of truth, where lies are presented as facts, I feel compelled to interact. The entire Republican platform falls under the category of “inversion of truth”. The deliberate reversal of reality, where truth is branded as falsehood and lies are presented as fact, essentially turning moral or factual, truths upside down. It is a form of manipulation or propaganda where, for example, evil is labeled good, or aggression is portrayed as defense.

Everyone’s laughing at you Eric.

I saw some unicorns, a few pigs flying by, and it might’ve been a cow jumping over the moon last night, but I still haven’t seen any people pushing for communism. Anyone else?

Are they in the room with us now?

Gaslighting at its finest.

Oh my, be Communist is not enough! Now we are against Western Culture too! Hilarious 😂

I would be ashamed if this kind of crap came out of my mouth. Apparently you failed your history class

I’m so scared

Awww! Might cut into the grift.

Nutcase

Oh my god, how dare anyone propose helping the poor and elderly, making health care affordable, making the obscenely wealthy pay appropriate taxes, ensuring freedom of and from religion…it is far too anti-evil to be considered…

What are you, 3 years old? Get a grip mini-McCarthy.

Do these Republicans really believe this shit?

It’s hard to tell.

Let’s resurrect the old republican playbook of McCarthyism. Because that worked so well, the first time

we are also anti-propaganda

Oh, come on!! This is what we’re going with now? Pathetic.

I get to live through a pandemic AND another red scare, oh what a time to be alive

You people are so fucking desperate it is unreal.

This guy is an idiot!!! Helping the GOP demagogues to establish another boogeyman for the cowardly GOP electorate. Schmitt contributes nothing to this nation but GOP bullshit.

And on and on….

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