Late last night:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
….If the Democrats are successful in removing the President from office (which they will never be), it will cause a Civil War like fracture in this Nation from which our Country will never heal.” Pastor Robert Jeffress,
@FoxNews
8:11 PM · Sep 29, 2019

Some of the priceless responses:

The time is NOW, Mr. President, to take action! You can not stand by any more while these Democrats wipe their ass with our Constitution. They have been working, from day 1, to take you down!To undermine the voice of the majority!That is TREASON! Declare marshal law! ARREST THEM!

Someone call up Marshall Dillon.

The impeachment will never happen. Violence was not encouraged by Trump…but civil war is what you will get if you illegally try to impeach. And by the looks of it, there are way more of us than of you and our numbers grow every day with #WalkAway

Okay, but we’d recommend a firm head count before you proceed.

If you think that republicans will@take this lying down you are wrong. Remember what happened with the north and south. We will not allow the Democrats to take our freedom away.

Uh, you might want to double check the outcome of that last one.

Did you think y’all could try to stage a #coup without consequences?

Uh, you did know impeachment is in the Constitution? Probably not.

Millions have already committed 2 mass arrest on Washington if Trump is illegally impeached. In fact I voted 4 outsider non politician Trump bcause the criminals in DC would have 2 kill or illegally remove him 2 prevent their indictments, which would cause civil war & we will win

18 U.S. Code § 2383.

Bro, would totally do a Civil War, but have bone spurs in my left foot. Er, right foot. Scratch that, I’ll get a doctors note.

We see what you did there.

I would gladly lay down my life to protect you and this country…

Together we are an unstoppable force capable of awakening if needed

If a Civil War is what they want, than a Civil War is what they’ll get!!!

# MAGA

You know, the black helicopters can track you through your MAGA gear purchases.

He is telling the truth, Christians will uprise

Is somebody going to tell him?

I believe President Trump is absolutely right. We are answering to the nefarious evil of Mob Party Democrats who ought to have been given a spanking decades ago. It is the insanity of Trump Derangement Syndrome that has brought us to this point.

Spanking to war seems like a pretty severe escalation. Maybe try a harshly worded memo second?

Trump is a great POTUS

Intelligent intuitive accomplished and patriotic

He is personally sacrificing much for the reformation of the USA

He is the type of powerful man USA has needed for decades

If Trump-hating subversives get their way it will seriously divide the nation

This is the point where the Garden Gnome says, “Profit!”

We understand that McLean House is still standing. The desk and chairs, as well as the white rag, are at the National Museum of American History, so they’re readily available:

From the future public broadcasting documentary:

My dearest Clara,

We mustered today, immediately after the great liberal impeachment of our dear leader. I was disappointed in the turnout, and even more so when our drill was interrupted by a call to attend the local diner where they were having two for one pancakes…

My dearest Clara,

It’s been one day and one night since the great liberal impeachment of our dear leader. I long to come home. I have not been sleeping well. Late last night an altercation arose in our camp, a vocal disagreement on the canon of Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA”. Blows were struck. Fortunately, after each party to the disagreement took their one shot they both collaped from exhaustion…

My dearest Clara,

It is the third day of our muster since the great libereal impeachment of our dear leader. I am somewhat disheartened by our supply situation. We have plenty of beer, but are running short of ammunition. The prodigious piles of empty beer cans with bullet holes in them will become a monument to our righteous cause…

Previously:

Impeachment: Consciousness of Guilt (September 24, 2019)

Impeachment: Rep. Emanuel Cleaver (D) (September 24, 2019)

Rep. Vicky Hartzler (r): gaslighting (September 24, 2019)

Impeachment: Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D) – “Tell your people to obey the law.” (September 25, 2019)

Impeachment: the smell of fear (September 25, 2019)

Impeachment: It became self aware at 6:24 a.m., September 26, 2019… (September 26, 2019)

Impeachment: NPR/PBS NewsHour Marist Poll – September 25, 2019 (September 26, 2019)

Flop sweat (September 27, 2019)

Impeachment: this morning’s “Executive Time” (September 28, 2019)

Impeachment: unhinged (September 29, 2019)

Hillary Clinton (D) is living rent free inside of Donald Trump’s (r) head (September 29, 2019)

He has the football.

In the last couple of hours:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Like every American, I deserve to meet my accuser, especially when this accuser, the so-called “Whistleblower,” represented a perfect conversation with a foreign leader in a totally inaccurate and fraudulent way. Then Schiff made up what I actually said by lying to Congress……
5:53 PM · Sep 29, 2019

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
His lies were made in perhaps the most blatant and sinister manner ever seen in the great Chamber. He wrote down and read terrible things, then said it was from the mouth of the President of the United States. I want Schiff questioned at the highest level for Fraud & Treason…..
5:53 PM · Sep 29, 2019

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
….In addition, I want to meet not only my accuser, who presented SECOND & THIRD HAND INFORMATION, but also the person who illegally gave this information, which was largely incorrect, to the “Whistleblower.” Was this person SPYING on the U.S. President? Big Consequences!
5:53 PM · Sep 29, 2019

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
These Radical Left, Do Nothing Democrats, are doing great harm to our Country. They are lying & cheating like never before in our Country’s history in order to destabilize the United States of America & it’s upcoming 2020 Election. They & the Fake News Media are Dangerous & Bad!
6:07 PM · Sep 29, 2019

Some of the responses:

The president of the United States is a raving crackpot.

What do you want… a civil war to keep in you in office? Stop lying to the American people, causing deeper divides, and for once in your life, accept the fact that you got caught and were wrong.

I know folks, wishful thinking.

Your defense is falling apart in real-time. There’s no way to defend the indefensible. Never gonna work.

Everything @realDonaldTrump says is what he’s actually done.

55% of Americans support an impeachment inquiry, Donald.

You’re a goddamn traitor.

You solicited the support of a foreign government to subvert our democracy, then you tried to hide it in an ultra secret server.

You’re a disgrace.

Sir, you have never told the truth. Ever. So please eat a pile of shit and go fuck yourself. Bless.

The one thing you suck at marketing, innocence.

You’re literally getting impeached for attempting to cheat to win the 2020 election.

This is some impressively grotesque gaslighting.

I don’t think you should be thinking about re-election now, honey. Just a thought

Wait!

Are Democrats do-nothings or are they doing great harm?

You can’t have it both ways.

Just keep tweeting, President Psycho. Keep tweeting.

We have already seen this episode. You’re repeating the same rants, desperately hoping for different results. Your mental state is rapidly deteriorating, old man. Get some help.

Previously:

Impeachment: Consciousness of Guilt (September 24, 2019)

Impeachment: Rep. Emanuel Cleaver (D) (September 24, 2019)

Rep. Vicky Hartzler (r): gaslighting (September 24, 2019)

Impeachment: Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D) – “Tell your people to obey the law.” (September 25, 2019)

Impeachment: the smell of fear (September 25, 2019)

Impeachment: It became self aware at 6:24 a.m., September 26, 2019… (September 26, 2019)

Impeachment: NPR/PBS NewsHour Marist Poll – September 25, 2019 (September 26, 2019)

Flop sweat (September 27, 2019)

Impeachment: this morning’s “Executive Time” (September 28, 2019)

This morning:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Can you imagine if these Do Nothing Democrat Savages, people like Nadler, Schiff, AOC Plus 3, and many more, had a Republican Party who would have done to Obama what the Do Nothings are doing to me. Oh well, maybe next time!
7:16 AM · Sep 28, 2019

A small sample of the responses:

What goes around comes around. If the Democrats want to play hardball like this, we will be glad to return the favor when the shoe was on the other foot.

“Is.” Uh, were you ever awake and sentient from 2009 through 2017? Just asking.

President Trump demonstrates that he is in control 24/7! The boss indeed!

Savage!

Yes we’ll pay the next Demo-rat president back. We will do worse to the next Demo-rat trash president back even worse. This Civil War Democrats playing with about to turn warm. Any Republican that support any Demo-rat policy will be voted out. NO LEGISLATION ON GUNS,end any talk

Obvious problems with short-term and long-term memory.

All hell would break loose.
I blame the fake media for spreading their hate and lies!

It’s always refreshing to read detailed and cogent media criticism.

And:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!
7:34 AM · Sep 28, 2019

A sample of responses:

Men are too emotional to be president of the United States of America.

Heh. We see what you did there.

Many lifelong Democrats I’ve spoken to say how they can’t recognize this new pro-socialist party. I voted blue in 2016 and in prior elections, but I cannot support this radical left takeover of the party. Trump, you have a new vote here in PA! Now impeach? This is now out of line

The horror of it all.

If they impeach Trump, they guarantee he gets re-elected.

Garden gnome: “Profit!”

Mr President

If Democ”rats” want war , they’ll get war and we won’t hesitate to turn their world upside down

Sir , anyone dares to challenge you , they must pass US first

We protect US constitution and our President at all costs

This is United States of America

Are you sure?

And:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
7:35 AM · Sep 28, 2019

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

That speaks for itself.

Declass everything and arrest these traitors. The American people are ready. It’s go time.

Who and what?

That’s why Obama was worth hundreds of millions more after 8 yrs and trump has lost millions in 3 years. Your claim does not add up

Attended a class in accounting at Trump University for part of a week.

And:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
KEEP AMERICA GREAT!
7:35 AM · Sep 28, 2019

A sample of the responses:

Imagine being such a stable genius that you create two entirely contradictory slogans and then tweet both of them one minute apart!

Yeah, we noticed that, too. Just think about his audience and it all makes sense.

President @realDonaldTrump has the patriotism of George Washington, and the backbone of Abraham Lincoln. Every believer should be praying on his behalf each day. He is the right leader for the era ~

Or not.

the president of the united states is live-tweeting his own hellish descent into madness. what a time to be alive

Be afraid. Be very afraid. He has the football.

So refreshing to have a leader who connects with the people!

Is that sarcasm? Just asking.

Previously:

Impeachment: Consciousness of Guilt (September 24, 2019)

Impeachment: Rep. Emanuel Cleaver (D) (September 24, 2019)

Rep. Vicky Hartzler (r): gaslighting (September 24, 2019)

Impeachment: Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D) – “Tell your people to obey the law.” (September 25, 2019)

Impeachment: the smell of fear (September 25, 2019)

Impeachment: It became self aware at 6:24 a.m., September 26, 2019… (September 26, 2019)

Impeachment: NPR/PBS NewsHour Marist Poll – September 25, 2019 (September 26, 2019)

Flop sweat (September 27, 2019)

“Executive time”, this morning:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
There has been no President in the history of our Country who has been treated so badly as I have. The Democrats are frozen with hatred and fear. They get nothing done. This should never be allowed to happen to another President. Witch Hunt!
6:24 AM · Sep 25, 2019

Uh, if they’re “frozen” and they get nothing done, what’s the worry? Just asking.

A small sample of the responses:

we’ve never had a president who was this much of a sleazy criminal but cool story bro

That’s because there has been no president in history who has so blatantly and shamelessly shattered norms, defiled institutions, broken laws, committed treason and threatened America’s national security for personal gain like you… #Trump #WhistleblowerComplaint #impeachment

You seem like a very happy young girl looking forward to a bright and wonderful future.

Heh.

You need to start studying Nixon. And why he resigned. And then do the same. Cut the same deal. It’s over. You’re postponing the inevitable. Pack your bags and get the hell out of Washington before you’re humiliatingly thrown out…#Trump #WhistleblowerComplaint #impeachment

Pragmatic advice.

Mike Pence is spending the day whiting out the word “vice” on his business cards.

Moral of the story:

Don’t be horrible for 72 years.

I love the smell of impeachment in the morning.

Tax Return.

There is that, too.

Dems have something like 100 bills they have passed in the House but are waiting for the Senate to take up because you won’t let #moscowmitch do what the Senate is supposed to do — debate, negotiate, legislate. So don’t tell me who isn’t getting anything done.

There are those pesky facts.

Americans have never been treated so badly in the history of this country by our president.

Let’s keep a running tally of how many times he yells “witch hunt!” Does anyone know how many times Nixon yelled “witch hunt” during his impeachment?

If future Presidents avoid committing treason every chance they get then I am sure this will not happen to future Presidents.

You committed these crimes!

You admitted you did.

Your personal attorney admited it on public TV.

Time to man-up, stop whining, and accept your fate!

Omg. If you behaved better, you’d be treated better. Dems are just doing their duty. And it’s Moscow Mitch that has been preventing Dems from getting anything done. Him and the constant need to babysit you every minute of every day to protect our democracy. So suck it up.

The king of the Birthers says no President has been treated as badly as Him.

If you were smart you’d resign.

Such an elegant test.

Impeachment in the mirror is closer than it appears.

The times have found us.

#NationalSecurity

#ImpeachTheMF

Previously:

Impeachment: Consciousness of Guilt (September 24, 2019)

Impeachment: Rep. Emanuel Cleaver (D) (September 24, 2019)

Rep. Vicky Hartzler (r): gaslighting (September 24, 2019)

Impeachment: Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D) – “Tell your people to obey the law.” (September 25, 2019)