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Late last night:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
….If the Democrats are successful in removing the President from office (which they will never be), it will cause a Civil War like fracture in this Nation from which our Country will never heal.” Pastor Robert Jeffress,
8:11 PM · Sep 29, 2019

Some of the priceless responses:

The time is NOW, Mr. President, to take action! You can not stand by any more while these Democrats wipe their ass with our Constitution. They have been working, from day 1, to take you down!To undermine the voice of the majority!That is TREASON! Declare marshal law! ARREST THEM!

Someone call up Marshall Dillon.

The impeachment will never happen. Violence was not encouraged by Trump…but civil war is what you will get if you illegally try to impeach. And by the looks of it, there are way more of us than of you and our numbers grow every day with #WalkAway

Okay, but we’d recommend a firm head count before you proceed.

If you think that republicans will@take this lying down you are wrong. Remember what happened with the north and south. We will not allow the Democrats to take our freedom away.

Uh, you might want to double check the outcome of that last one.

Did you think y’all could try to stage a #coup without consequences?

Uh, you did know impeachment is in the Constitution? Probably not.

Millions have already committed 2 mass arrest on Washington if Trump is illegally impeached. In fact I voted 4 outsider non politician Trump bcause the criminals in DC would have 2 kill or illegally remove him 2 prevent their indictments, which would cause civil war & we will win

18 U.S. Code § 2383.

Bro, would totally do a Civil War, but have bone spurs in my left foot. Er, right foot. Scratch that, I’ll get a doctors note.

We see what you did there.

I would gladly lay down my life to protect you and this country…

Together we are an unstoppable force capable of awakening if needed

If a Civil War is what they want, than a Civil War is what they’ll get!!!


You know, the black helicopters can track you through your MAGA gear purchases.

He is telling the truth, Christians will uprise

Is somebody going to tell him?

I believe President Trump is absolutely right. We are answering to the nefarious evil of Mob Party Democrats who ought to have been given a spanking decades ago. It is the insanity of Trump Derangement Syndrome that has brought us to this point.

Spanking to war seems like a pretty severe escalation. Maybe try a harshly worded memo second?

Trump is a great POTUS

Intelligent intuitive accomplished and patriotic

He is personally sacrificing much for the reformation of the USA

He is the type of powerful man USA has needed for decades

If Trump-hating subversives get their way it will seriously divide the nation

This is the point where the Garden Gnome says, “Profit!”

We understand that McLean House is still standing. The desk and chairs, as well as the white rag, are at the National Museum of American History, so they’re readily available:

From the future public broadcasting documentary:

My dearest Clara,

We mustered today, immediately after the great liberal impeachment of our dear leader. I was disappointed in the turnout, and even more so when our drill was interrupted by a call to attend the local diner where they were having two for one pancakes…

My dearest Clara,

It’s been one day and one night since the great liberal impeachment of our dear leader. I long to come home. I have not been sleeping well. Late last night an altercation arose in our camp, a vocal disagreement on the canon of Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA”. Blows were struck. Fortunately, after each party to the disagreement took their one shot they both collaped from exhaustion…

My dearest Clara,

It is the third day of our muster since the great libereal impeachment of our dear leader. I am somewhat disheartened by our supply situation. We have plenty of beer, but are running short of ammunition. The prodigious piles of empty beer cans with bullet holes in them will become a monument to our righteous cause…

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…


Impeachment: Consciousness of Guilt (September 24, 2019)

Impeachment: Rep. Emanuel Cleaver (D) (September 24, 2019)

Rep. Vicky Hartzler (r): gaslighting (September 24, 2019)

Impeachment: Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D) – “Tell your people to obey the law.” (September 25, 2019)

Impeachment: the smell of fear (September 25, 2019)

Impeachment: It became self aware at 6:24 a.m., September 26, 2019… (September 26, 2019)

Impeachment: NPR/PBS NewsHour Marist Poll – September 25, 2019 (September 26, 2019)

Flop sweat (September 27, 2019)

Impeachment: this morning’s “Executive Time” (September 28, 2019)

Impeachment: unhinged (September 29, 2019)

Hillary Clinton (D) is living rent free inside of Donald Trump’s (r) head (September 29, 2019)