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Today:
Congressman Mark Alford
[May 8, 2026]Iran cannot get a nuclear weapon. Period.
We will not leave until the Strait of Hormuz is open and that threat is eliminated. That’s how you protect American energy, lower gas prices, and stand up for America’s farmers and small businesses.
The pressure is building, & the American people expect results…⏰
[….]
In case anyone is keeping score, the Strait of Hormuz was open before Donald Trump started his splendid little war, Iran did not have nuclear weapons (they signed an agreement which Donald Trump ditched), and gas and diesel prices are still going up.
Stating “…We will not leave until the Strait of Hormuz is open and that threat is eliminated…” is a special kind of stupid.
Some of the responses to Mark Alford (r):
Mark, after Donnie is gone, who will be your pick for the next cult leader?

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…
It was open before the war and Iran did not have a nuke. It’s a war of choice. Republican choice.
Maybe if we hadn’t illegally gone into IRAN..wouldn’t be an issue.
Mark Alford loves Trump brand koolade and thinks we all should.
The stupid love trump
If Iran is a no-longer a threat…why is the straight not opened? If it was all about Nukes and we blew everything up…why not get out?
We will not get a better deal than the JCPOA. There is no exit strategy and Iran can take the economic pain far longer than poor rural American can. Enjoy your high gas prices. I’ll enjoy my EVs charged from solar panels.
Let’s talk about who tore up the previous agreement 8 years ago.
wrong. They were compliant until trump got jealous of the black man .
The mic drop at the White House Press Association dinner was priceless…
Ah, the Strait was open and the threat was non-existent until Trump fucked everything up. Are you with Trump?
That’s telling him.
How about making Trump get congressional approval like he is required to by law?
Iran holds all the cards, dumbass!
We obliterated their nuclear program a year ago?
Why did Trump unilaterally withdraw from the JCPOA 8 years ago today? All he ever stated publicly was it “was a bad deal” and he fixated on us sending them some cash… That’s it.
He never understood the deal we had, and his loyalists and donors wanted it torn up. Look how much profit the oil companies are making now!
Wait! Back in June 2025 Trump bombed Iran’s Nuclear Reactors. After the bombing, Trump, Hegseth, and Rubio held a press conference.Trump stated that the bombing were a complete success! That the bombing completely obliterated the Nuclear Reactors and that It would take many years before Iran would have the ability to build nuclear weapons! Hegseth also used the term obliterated, claiming that that the Iran capability to produce nuclear weapons was completely destroyed!
So, if Iran’s nuclear weapons capability was completely destroyed last June, then how could Iran possibly have the ability to develop nuclear weapons now?
Because Trump lied???
What I’m Shocked! “The Greatest President of Mark Alford’s lifetime “ lied ?! That just can’t be! I know that Mark has a reasonable explanation for this! As Mark always says “God has a plan “ ! Of course if God’s plan is different from Trump’s plan then God just like the Pope is going to get a lecture from Pete Hegseth and Marco Rubio what it means to be a
Christian!
Just another distraction.
Hormuz was open.
There was an agreement about nuclear development.
Time, money, and lives later, we’re now trying to get back to where we were.
Even Saudi Arabia isn’t in the Ballroom Republicans’ corner on this one.
Well Republicans aren’t doing a very good job of it if that’s the goal.
So before the felon started an unnecessary war and ripped up the JCPOA, we had all that.
Brilliant.
[….] the Strait is still not fully open, US forces struck Iranian facilities just yesterday, and the administration is now negotiating a deal that lifts sanctions and releases frozen Iranian funds in exchange for a nuclear moratorium. That’s not eliminating the threat. That’s the Iran deal Dozing Donnie tore up in 2018. Thousands died to get back to where we started. [….]
Hurting due to tariffs and poor foreign relations policies as well.
Thank you Mark Alford for the HIGH Gas Prices
Why do you want to be on the wrong side of history?
No, but Trump can get a $1BB ballroom.
Iran doesn’t need to develop a nuclear weapon to enact economic harm.
Nitwit.
He mean like how tariffs are sending a record number of farmers into bankruptcy?
Our president is senile and controls 5000 nuclear weapons. Who are we to judge anyone?
The Obama negotiated agreement pretty much kept them from getting nuclear weapons. The strait was open gas was reasonable.trumps war hurt consumers, gave a windfall of 20 billion to the oil companies, and mysterious people keep making stock market profits buying or shorting stocks after trump announcements. And we are paying a BILLION DOLLARS PER DAY for war when it could go to Universal health care, childcare, schools, feeding people housing the homeless. Please RESIGN NOW YOU REPRESENT TRUMP NOT MISSOURIANS.
Wasn’t the strait already open and Iran didn’t have a nuclear weapon before this all started? And wasn’t there an agreement in place already for all of this in 2016 that was torn up by the president?
Are these lower gas prices in the room with you???
Heh. Someone won the internets today.
I thought y’all claimed we wiped out their capabilities??
These guys are so stupid it’s pitiful
The Straight your dear leader got closed? The one that WAS open and Rump closed? THAT straight? Man, I thought we were talking about a different straight. My bad.
You sawed off liar, I laugh at the way Republicans are trying to sell oil and gas price gouging as a righteous thing while being a lil coward unwilling to follow your Article I powers to declare a legitimate war. The people who swallow your bullshit are figuring out you’re nothing but a lying hypocrite. 🤥
Even on your own page, people don’t take you seriously. More than twice the number of laugh responses than likes.
Boy! – You are drunk with MAGA kool-aid.
Alford you’re a dumbass.
Oh and Trump and Hegseth killed school aged kids due to their incompetence and frail egos. Again, kick rocks.
It was cool when we had a deal in place and every intelligence organization agreed it was working.
But you stupid chucklefukks thought it would be fun to cancel it.
That’s how you get America into a huge mess with no reasonable conclusion.
Only fools believe this.
Lol, in otherwords, the same deal that trump tore up. What a fucking dumbass idiot
The Obama agreement that dumpy tore up dealt with all of that. Dumbshit!











































