Didn’t get the memo
25 Tuesday Jul 2023
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in27 Tuesday Jun 2023
Posted Congress, Mark Alford, meta, social media
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4th Congressional District, clown, former newsreader, MAGA, Mark Alford, meta, missouri, right wingnut, social media, that ridiculous hat
$2,000,000,000.00 from who for which family?
Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…
Yesterday:
Mark Alford @RepMarkAlford
We have a sitting United States President who has potentially taken bribes to further his family’s business deals.Arguably the most serious accusations ever placed on a White House.
What is going to take for the mainstream media to actually cover this???
8:42 AM · Jun 26, 2023
Missed it by so much.
Some of the responses:
Just Janet @JanetMoses17
From someone who rails against the mainstream media Mark Alford sure spends a lot of time trying to get on their shows
[….]
12:03 PM · Jun 26, 2023
Uh.
Mark Alford @markalfordkc
Great photo thanks
5:14 PM · Jun 26, 2023
Well, okay, I guess. Heh.
More responses:
Probably some solid proof instead of all this “potential” crap you and your ilk keep spewing to try and divert attention from your Mango Messiah.
The problem isn’t the MSM.
It’s the Republicans lying about it.
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Mark, you’re so incredibly tone deaf after all of the deals (bribes) Trump and his family made or took during his time in office. And while we’re on it, what’s it going to take for FOX or any of the other right wing media outlets to cover him accurately?
Of course you mean that twice impeached traitor trump.
Please try some research and it’s not hard to find all the treasonous things that he and his family have done.
If u can’t do that u r one of many we know as hypocritical uninformed people called trumpers
Congressman, Most serious accusations ever? Have you full on drank the koolaid. We’ve had backdoor deals for Iranian arms, watergate, Russian interference, cherry picked wmd info, political insurrections, quid pro quo’s and your saying unsubstantiated bribes is the most serious?
GQP MAGA clown show is why. It’s all LIES.
Attempting to overthrow our government comes in 1st place, Pal. You need to be more responsible with your accusations.
There’s that.
Mark Alford is, quite simply, a lying turd.
The mainstream media should cover him with the ridicule he deserves.
But they won’t, because the mainstream media is pro-Republican.
Mark, NEWS FLASH…trump is no longer president. He lost the 2020 election.
Heh.
Once again no proof or evidence. How much more BS do we need to come out of you?
Ok then, you know and I know this is worse than stupid, MarkAlford you really need better material, it is understood that you have no plans to actually help the folks of the 4th district, you take your mandate to entertain, but this is not even that, this is a snipe hunt
How the hell did get elected. Everybody hates you.
You’re confusing Biden with Trump.
13 Monday Mar 2023
Posted meta
inFrom time to time right wingnut concern trolls try to leave comments here. Our system defaults to automatic moderation – that is, comments have to be approved. We don’t allow such comments to be linked to the original post, but on occasion, when we see fit, we’ll mock these attempts.
We see fit.
A submitted comment:
Wow. Scientology is just guessing. Our native American Brothers an sisters already ready proved what’s going on with the climate. And spending billions of taxpayers dollars isn’t going to fix it. But that’s what democrats do. Biden has run this country into the ground and just about everyone here calls Republicans a cult. He’s done absolutely nothing for this country but sale us out. Atleast we still had a country under Trump. He didn’t kiss the queers ass and wasn’t letting every illegal immigrant in this country for taxpayers to pay for. Democrats have got to be the dumbest people on the planet. To believe all the horse shit Biden is putting out. You should be ashamed. And the democrats are only going after trump so hard because they know what will happen if a republican gets president The Clinton’s an Obamas and don’t forget Biden and the other geriatric fuck. Pelosi. They should be executed for the treason. But you idiots keep blowing off steam. It makes you feel better knowing your part of this countries problem. When the lines are done being made. Then we will fix this problem. An by the way. My sources aren’t fabricated internet bullshit. I worked for this ridiculous government for almost 8 years.
“…Scientology is just guessing….”
Then, it hit us. Our commenting troll was upset about some responses to Eric Schmitt’s (r) social media post which were quoted in Every right wingnut republican accusation is actually a confession, Eric (r). (March 11, 2023):
Did you fail all of your science classes?
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No, it is science. A lot of citizens still believe in science. I wish you did.
[….]
Yeah sure, scientific facts and current extreme weather are just not a problem.
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You’re right Eric, I trust you over the worlds leading scientists on this subject… [….]
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It’s the cultists who cannot differentiate science from the occult.
You get the picture.
We’re doomed.
“…Atleast we still had a country under Trump. He didn’t kiss the queers ass…”
Where do you stand on drag shows? Just asking.
“…It makes you feel better knowing your part of this countries problem…”
Correct and resubmit.
“…I worked for this ridiculous government for almost 8 years.”
So, your participation helped create the problem that appears to upset you? How does that work?
“…When the lines are done being made. Then we will fix this problem…”
Are you sure you’re ready for lines?
By the way, the IP address and email address of all comments are attached to the original comment in our blog operating system.
Previously:
What gives you the mistaken impression that we give a fuck about what you think? (October 8, 2022)
What gives you the mistaken impression that we give a fuck about what you think? Part the infinity… (November 21, 2022)
Because, like, you know, Missouri is a fucking libertarian paradise (March 4, 2023)
You had to come here to read it (March 5, 2023)
18 Friday Nov 2022
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4th Congressional District, Bucha, crimes against humanity, former newsreader, MAGA, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Mark Alford, missouri, right wingnuts, Russia, that ridiculous hat, Ukraine
Or, do you agree with Marjorie Taylor Greene (r)?
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April 21, 2022 12:00AM EDT
Ukraine: Russian Forces’ Trail of Death in Bucha
Preserving Evidence Critical for War Crimes ProsecutionsThe chief regional prosecutor in Bucha, Ruslan Kravchenko, told Human Rights Watch on April 15 that 278 bodies had been found in the town since Russian forces withdrew, the vast majority of them civilians, and that the number was expected to rise as more bodies are discovered. Prior to the conflict, Bucha had a population of about 36,000.
[….]
Last night:
Marjorie Taylor Greene Compares Invading Russians to U.S. Migrants
BY AILA SLISCO ON 11/17/22 AT 7:59 PM EST[….]
“We had 5 million people cross our border illegally since Joe Biden took office,” Greene said on Thursday, while flanked by GOP colleagues. “Let’s compare that to how many Russians have invaded Ukraine. 82,000 Russians have invaded Ukraine.”
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Well, to start, the Russians used to have a lot of tanks.
She is that stupid.
Right now you’re showing us who you really are, Mark. Parse that.
18 Sunday Sep 2022
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in26 Sunday Jun 2022
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banners, big lie, Donald Trump, MAGA, missouri, Polo, right wingnuts
Today, in Polo, Missouri:
Let’s see, a “religious” minority removes the right to bodily autonomy for all women and there are guns everywhere. Yeah, thats the…wait.
The population of Polo, Missouri is somewhere around 500.
There are subversives everywhere. The 2020 presidential election results for Grant Township, Caldwell County, Missouri:
112 subversives.
22 Wednesday Jun 2022
Posted meta
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comment, cult, Donald Trump, dumbasses, MAGA, meta, right wingnuts
Why do they bother? Are they somehow convinced that their random talking points are going to persuade anyone else? Or, are they just afraid that if they don’t regurgite anything that they’ll confirm their lack of gravitas with their silence?
Once again. In response to this and its accompanying traffic spike.
As always, this is too easy.
We don’t allow ignorant comments out of moderation to be linked with the original post, but we do occasionally present some of them in subsequent posts for the purpose of public derision and mockery. As we see fit.
Here we are.
We try not to engage right wingnuts directly. By any definition of their thought processes and ideology, it’s a colossal waste of time. [….]
Unless we’re bored or it amuses us.
We are slightly amused.
Once again.
The first comment:
I agree it should not have been certified. Too many laws were broken in the name of Covid. Rules were broken, extended mail in days assigned improperly and so on.
No certification on the ballot? All of the races on the ballots you’re considering shouldn’t have been certified then? That’s the only way you could attempt to make this work. Have you ever bothered to vote? Did you sleep through your civics classes in elementary school? Did you ever attend elementary school? You appear to be really new to the concept of how elections actually work.
Laziness is a personal choice. It doesn’t ever serve the quality of public discourse. And so on.
The next comment:
Hardly a cult in any language. They simply did what the left has been doing every time they lose an election in any category.
Again with the laziness. Tu quoque.
Yes, it is a cult. In any language.
Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…
Previously:
What gives you the mistaken impression we give a shit about what you think? (JUne 10, 2022)
Doing the same thing as everyone else and expecting a different result (June 11, 2022)
It’s a cult (June 19, 2022)
31 Tuesday May 2022
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cult, Donald Trump, flags, Grifter, lost cause, MAGA, missouri, right wingnut
12 Tuesday May 2020
Posted social media
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Corona virus, COVID-19, MAGA, pandemic, Russia, social media, Twitter, White House
This morning:
Laura Litvan @LauraLitvan
Moscow (AP) — Russian President Vladimir Putin’s spokesman Dmitry Peskov has been hospitalized for coronavirus.
7:37 AM · May 12, 2020
04 Monday May 2020
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Blue Lives Matter, bumper stickers, Corona virus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, incompetence, MAGA, pandemic
A true believer?
This morning in west central Missouri:
It’s difficult at best to keep pasting on and then removing bumper stickers to conform with the right wingnut dogma of the moment. Or, they haven’t yet heard that the police aren’t their friends anymore since it’s now perfectly okay to scream at law enforcement in close quarters during one of those “Let’s Provide Future Confirmation of Darwin and the Dunning-Kruger Effect” rallies.