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What color is the sky in Denny’s (r) world?

03 Saturday Oct 2026

Posted by Michael Bersin in Uncategorized

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Denny Hoskins (r) [2023 file photo].

Denny Hoskins

[October 3, 2026]

I will always stand up to the East Coast liberals and their out-of-state Sugar Daddies to fight for our Missouri values!
[….]

Are those East Coast liberals in the room with you now? Just asking.

There is much hilarity in the responses:

Great, but how about you do your job in Missouri. Should there be another referendum follow the Law.

Denny, if you decide to run in a Missouri election will you promise not to take any outside Missouri cash? Will you disavow any outside PAC money used against your opponent?

Hoskins took a beating from both Supreme Courts that left him more delusional than he already was. It’s time to remove his dead weight from our taxpayer payroll. How about another petition, Denny?

300k Missouri signed said petition. You’re standing up to your own constituency

How about standing up for the Missouri Constitution?

Oh Denny, bless your little heart. I can’t wait until the opportunity to vote you out!

What is your problem man? Do you just hate everyone who isn’t like you?

have you not been paying attention? Him and the entire Missouri government consider citizen led initiatives to be “mob rule” and attempt to block them if they are not Republican approved. They are putting Trump and MAGA above what the people want.

“Please rise for the honorable State of Missouri and US Supreme Courts.”

Does Missouri values include following the State supreme court? Or running to out of state help?

Is sharing bullshit your thing?

The red coat speaks and no one cares to listen to a cheater

If there ever was a dirtbag, Hoskins is it.

And it also seems like you will always stand up for the disenfranchisement of the voters who gave you your job. You know the ones, they pay your salary, and according to the Missouri Constitution, you are to serve them, not your trumpian-authoritarian masters. Get right with the voters of Missouri, Hoskins, or pack your bags.

Secretary of State for Missouri SHOULD be for all Missourians…not just the Republican Party. This is abhorrent, and reprehensible.

Radical Right Republican who will do anything for power. No integrity, no class, no ethics

You are such a liar. Do you seriously think there aren’t people here who are intelligent enough to see through the MAGA bullshit?

What a moron

Please get another jacket you clown! Know when to shut up.

If you didn’t know, you’re supposed to serve all Missourians

Sugar Daddies 😂🤣😂🤣 as you lick the boots of all the tech billionaires. Too funny

So who funds all the dark money PACS that fund MO Republican Campaigns? Who Funds ALEC?

Your values suck!

Fuck you fascist

MAGA boot licker!!! Show some damn dignity.

None of that described the valet shown here. He doesn’t like when the people out number him on issues and tries to force it through by cheating and lying. Hence why he got put in contempt. He’s a little bitch is all

Standing up for everyone, except the people of Missouri! 🙄

Who’s your sugar DADDY!

So, now you’re trying to blame your betrayal of Missouri residents on your own insanity?

God you’re an idiot

You’re a lying piece of shit. Show me otherwise

What does East Coast liberals have to do with your job in Missouri? And what about upholding the Missouri state Constitution and respecting the Will of voters? What about the games you played to wait till the very last day to address the voter referendum on redistricting?
Sounds like you don’t care who you stand up for unless it’s the far right and benefit your own specific ideology.
Get a different job if you can’t do the one you’re pointed to and represent all of Missouri and the wheel of voters regardless of what side they’re on.
Seems you forgot who you work for?

And we will always stand up to our yahoo Missouri elected officials that refuse to follow the will of the people.
What a weiner.

You are such a douche. Truly.

You’re such a hypocrite. And you look ridiculous in that red jacket

You are trash

Oh dear, here’s another one of your posts where everyone replies negatively. Give it up, Denny.

You are an idiot and a trump loving POS!

You wouldn’t know Missouri values if it bit you in your ass!

You know, Misourians voted the Republican amendments down.

Clown show.

‘East coast’? Out of state? Dude, over 300,000 of your fellow citizens signed the petition. Read the room, er, state!

Jesus, Denny. Knock it off.

If you really cared about this state you would just leave your job and let someone that actually gives any thought to the constituents and what they desire the weight that it deserves. You only bow down to the tangerine tyrant and his minions!

Awe, look at you, Batman, you know you’re not standing FOR your constituents. So, you say your standing up to made up bad guys. Fucking loser.

Contempt of court should have given you a clue the first time. You represent Trump and the Republicans not the Missouri residents.

Ridiculous

You’re so damn dumb it stopped being funny a long time ago!

Told you the Elias Law Group was going to make you their bitch. And god, did they ever.

So a group with money decided to stand up for Missouri voters, when you consider citizen led iniatives to be “mob rule”… What a terrible thing! 🙄 When the people approve things that you don’t like, you MAGA bastards do everything you can to overturn it… But that will soon change! 😂😂😂

He’s got the whole package- ugly, stupid, and a horrible wardrobe. Try to hold back, ladies.

Kind of weird seeing as how the republican push for the primary ballot initiatives 2 monthes ago were funded primarily by east coast dark money PACs? But im sure that why you only clarify you stand up to the liberal east coast sugar daddy’s because the conservative east coast sugar daddy’s might take away your little bat and put you in time out if you dont make that distinction?

When you order doctor Evil from Temu and get Denny Hoskins

Fool, you’re just as willing to take money from your conservative out-of-state as well as your in-state “sugar daddies.” You just fought against “our” Missouri values and got your a** handed to you. The party of the dirtbags.

So if they were say DC conservative values that’d be a okay. Like seriously why keep going with this lie when we all know this entire thing being prompted because Trump asked Republicans to aggressively gerrymander. It’s not for Missouri values it’s for your God king.

You’re not here because of the “east coast liberals” you’re here because of the Missouri citizens, and they are who you defrauded.

You’re not here because of the “east coast liberals” you’re here because of the Missouri citizens, and they are who you defrauded.

What a bunch of bullshit.

Election integrity??? Denny wouldn’t know that if it stood in front of him and danced.

Out of State sugar daddies??? Grrrl!

Please. You’re an idiot.

But you don’t stand up for Missouri citizens

He’s telling you what he and the Republican state legislature are going to do. If they don’t like the answers they get on Prop A, or Amendments 3 & 6, they are going to do whatever they want to try to take that vote away from you. Just like they did for the sick-leave mandate and reproductive-rights. Missouri needs to be prepared for that.

Hoskins and Schmitt. What did this state do to deserve such incompetent public servants?

Missouri republicans have been embarrassing themselves over the last month… all just to please their cult leader Donald

Fuck you. No means no.

You are a fascist POS.

You are a legend in your own mind 🤦🏻‍♀️

The total direct cost to Missouri taxpayers for the chaotic congressional map redistricting process and its immediate legal aftermath is projected in the millions of dollars

Your east coast sugar daddy put this whole redistricting mess in motion.

THe Republican Party has become so corrupt -it’s all
About making the rich richer and they have done nothing for the middle class except fuel pockets of hate over stupid issues could care less
About -like sharia law, trans sports communism—
They have done nothing for groceries gas or healthcare – we are suffering and they are making millions on crypto…
I can’t support this party

Just shut up and go home Denny. You are embarrassing yourself and the entire state. You and Hanaway have done us all a disservice. The mostly conservative Missouri Supreme Court and the mostly Conservative US Supreme Court have all told you MULTIPLE times that what you did to our election was wrong and that using that map for the November election is also wrong. Give it up. In November the people will choose the map, despite your best efforts to keep us from doing so.

Sir, pretty sure you have no idea what I value.

Not everyone who doesn’t approve of your antics is liberal

By not following the laws with our elections?

He just doesn’t get it does he?

Sadly, no.

Gak! You are so dumb.

How much have your shenanigans cost Missouri citizens?

Hey Denny, it appears you’re so full of yourself that that red jacket won’t pull closed.
If you’re concerned about illegal donations I’d start with Eric Schmitt. It appears he has some ‘splainin to do.

Nobody likes you, constitution breaker

Thank you sir, may I have another. – Hoskins to the Supreme Court

The “east coast liberals”
Is anti-Semitic.
So you’re a grown man still a bully of vulnerable children and…
Despite your party’s definition of Anti-Semitism constantly being used to persecute students, you managed to still be good old fashioned Anti-Semite.

You’re still talking about that?

Ignorance of the law and general illiteracy are not Missouri values. That’s a Republican Party thing.

Just give it a rest dude

Previously:

HB 1: Gerrymander this (September 9, 2025)

Can play with AI, can’t be bothered to certify petition signatures (June 7, 2026)

Denny Hoskins (r) is a pre-eminent legal scholar and final arbiter of the Missouri Constitution, said no one ever… (August 4, 2026)

Missouri Supreme Court: “HB 1 congressional redistricting, yeah, no.” (September 3, 2026)

Missouri Supreme Court: “HB 1 congressional redistricting, yeah, no.” (September 3, 2026)

Favorite whine (September 3, 2026)

Gov. Mike Kehoe (r) thinks we’re all ignorant and stupid (September 3, 2026)

What the Missouri Supreme Court said (September 3, 2026)

Missouri Supreme Court slaps down Denny Hoskins (r)….again (September 4, 2026)

Tears in the rain (September 4, 2026)

Denny Hoskins (r): “…unclean hands…” (September 7, 2026)

Justice Brett Kavanaugh – SCOTUS: “Yeah, no.” (September 8, 2026)

Missouri Supreme Court order to Denny Hoskins (r): “…show cause…” (September 9, 2026)

Missed it by that much (September 9, 2026)

Salus populi suprema lex esto (September 10, 2026)

Stupid is as stupid does (September 10, 2026)

Denny Hoskins (r) and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (September 10, 2026)

So sad (September 10, 2026)

Judicial contempt has a way of making one focus (September 11, 2026)

Denny Hoskins (r) and friends whiff at the U.S. Supreme Court (September 25, 2026)

A paragraph for Missouri history (September 25, 2026)

Being obtusely wrong still makes you wrong, Denny

Denny’s Dirty Ball (September 28, 2026)

Quick, look over there!

01 Thursday Oct 2026

Posted by Michael Bersin in Eric Schmitt, social media, US Senate

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Eric Schmitt (r) [2022 file photo].

Today:

Senator Eric Schmitt
[October 1, 2026]

Fraudsters are bleeding American taxpayers dry.
President Trump and VP JD Vance are going after the criminals who got rich ripping you off.
You earned that money. They stole it.
[…]

Like a family of grifters ripping off rubes for billions in the last two years? Just asking.

Some of the responses:

It true! Some people are even making feral shit up in Senate hearings, and destroying their entire political future.

You are a #Dipschmitt.

Like the Atlanta Hawks?

Red-tailed Hawk. Buteo jamaicensis.

So Trump and JD are going after each other??? I’m picturing a Spy vs Spy kind of scenario

Is someone a fraud if they falsely accuse someone of doing something they didn’t do?

Is it the Hawks or Hawkeyes that are bleeding us dry?

Can you help me settle a bet with a friend? They say your middle name Dip, and I think it’s The. Which is it?

it’s Dumb, with a “B”.

You mean like the Reflecting Pool?

The Lake of Warm Ooze.

So you’re saying they have Hawkeyes, not to be confused with just Hawks.

Where was this filmed, Atlanta or Iowa?

I didn’t think you’d have the balls to come out in public for at least a week

I’d start with the office of the President. That’s in Washington D.C by the way. (It’s next to Maryland, where I hear the Seahawks have played).

Attempted pivot.

Desperately trying to save his reputation, as if he had a good one to begin with

multiple pivots and he’s getting ROASTED each time he posts another one.

Rick Scott on the list?

Florida!

Yeah! I was gonna use that money to go see the Atlanta Hawks! Or, wait…was it the Iowa Hawkeyes?

I came for the comments…..

here for memes…I hope to find some … Thoughts and prayers for my meme journey please 🙏🏼

He was in Chicago to watch the Blackhawks. Or was it Kansas to see the Jayhawks? Or was it Seattle to see the Seahawks?

The irony here is hilarious. 😂

Satire?

Sadly, no.

Let’s ask the Hawkeyes

Are you going to see the Cardinals play at the Vatican?

Cardinal. Cardinalis cardinalis.
Canon 5D III, 2.8 70-200 mm, 2x III.
F 5.6, 1/1600, ISO 1250, 360 mm.

Arizona or St. Louis? Not that Eric knows the difference.

Yea? Who paid for that big poster about a Hawkeyes game in Maryland?

Put it on a poster so we can all see the “facts”

Did you learn this at the Hawkeyes game?

In Australia we call it tap dancing.

Squirrel!

The call is coming from inside the house…

Coming clean are we ? 🙄

Do you have receipts on this claim?

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue…..

Gotta try to save face any way you can, right? Lol

🤫
i’m turning down the volume,
popcorn 🍿 in hand, here to read
the comments 🤡
🤣

Start at 1600 Pennsylvania ave.

Did you get the inside scoop from your colleague Rick Scott on that?

Florida!

Wondering: are those Hawks in the room with you now?

So Trump and Vance at the top of the list. This will be interesting.

Ah so this is a satire page

Are you going to make a poster about it.

“Only You Can Prevent Fascist Liars”
(2025)
Posterboard. Permanent marker, acrylic. 22 x 28.

Love it when Senators call themselves out like this. Heartwarming.

Dirtbag!!!!

Are we getting the tariff money back?

Sadly, no.

I’m so confused now about the basketball teams. Which is what and who’s on first?

Gaslighting at its peak

OMG! Too many hilarious comments! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Going to a basketball game anytime soon?

Question for you, how many pardons have been issued during Trump’s second term have been for individuals convicted of fraud? I’m just curious if we’re talking all fraud or just certain types of fraud.

Are the Buckeyes playing the Hawkeyes in Columbus Georgia this weekend?

Took a hawk eye to find that out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s crazy how some people need no proof to believe a lie, but demand endless proof to accept the truth.

You should know.

Desperate attempt at damage control . . . but it’s not working.

Quick…change the subject…lol

Schmitt is watching them like a Hawk! 🤣😂😆

Previously:

Eric Schmitt (r) gets pantsed by Eric Schmitt (r) on national television (September 29, 2026)

On becoming a meme for epic stupidity (September 29, 2026)

#HawkeyeSchmitt (September 29, 2026)

Aaaaaiiiirrrrr balllll!!! (September 30, 2026)

Aaaaaiiiirrrrr balllll!!!

30 Wednesday Sep 2026

Posted by Michael Bersin in Eric Schmitt, social media, US Senate

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#HawkeyeSchmitt, clown, dumbass, Eric Schmitt, Fascist pig, Hawkeyes, Hawks, Jack Smith, Judiciary Committee, just here for the ratio, laughing, missouri, right wingnut, social media, U.S. Senate

Oh my.

Eric Schmitt (r) [2026 file photo].

Yesterday:

Eric Schmitt
[September 29, 2026]

🚨Big news and a home state win—the Navy F/A XX will be built by Missourians
St. Louis is Fighterland, USA
I worked with President Trump to bring home the F-47 and fought hard to bring the F/A-XX to St. Louis as well
This is a WIN for Missouri and for our national security.

Uh, something else happen yesterday? Just asking.

There is much hilarity and piling on in the responses to Eric Schmitt (r):

Ah yes, St. Louis, home of the Arizona Cardinals

Great comments folks. This guy made a fool out of himself.

Are you sure it isn’t the Atlanta Hawks???

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That yo-yo spent hundreds of dollars just to make the idiotic sign.

I’m sure he spent taxpayer money on that.

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A few years ago St. Louis had a Hawks and my beloved Hazelwood High School is home of Hawks in North County.

Are you sure? There are poster boards to help you recall.

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maybe the Hawkeyes!

maybe the Golden State Warriors.

Eric Sh*tmitt ever hear of Women’s Basketball??

In my life my 65 years on this planet I have never seen a US congressman or senator make such a jackass of themselves as this idiot did today on national TV what a dumbass.

He said St. Louis, but we can’t be sure it’s not Louisville. Maybe a poster board will help?

especially one Senator Foghorn Leghorn Kennedy is holding up lol

It’s the poster board, it took me out.

‘St. Louis, which my staff has assured me is not Atlanta…’

Marked safe from not confusing the Hawks with the Hawkeyes.

Bro didn’t just miss the shot, he got called for traveling across state line

We see what you did there.

Hawks versus Hawkeyes. Run Eric run.

And here I thought he was obsessed with college sports.

Are sure it’s St. Louis, and not Phoenix, or Louisville? It’s hard to keep these teams and towns straight.

right there in River City.

Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble…

They gonna call it the Hawkeye?

Atlanta Hawks or War Hawks?

Fighterland USA…do they have a mascot? Hope its not a Hawk….
[….]

‘St. Louis is home to the Navy F/A XX, the coyotes, the lakers, the Packers, and Atlanta. Yes, the whole thing and no, you can’t check that.’

For your future reference, Navy are the ‘Midshipmen’

Are we sure that we’re not in Atlanta, Senator?

You mean the Hawks?

My work here has already been done by others…..🤣🤣🤣

Just to clarify, you’re talking about St Louis MO and not St Louis Park MN, right? Making sure you don’t have another snafu moment 😉.

3

Senator Amy Klobuchar (D) [2019 file photo]

Heh.

Another distinction Senator Klobuchar could school him on, for sure.

That’d be two zingers in one day for AK.

The jokes write themselves.

You sure it isn’t going to Iowa, Eric?! 😂

Maybe Atlanta, Minnesota?

Not sure where Fighterland is. Maybe the Hawks play there.

Lets rename the jets the Fighter Hawks.

Wow… so, that’s kind of a slam dunk? Way to bring that three pointer home! Maybe it will distract from your technical foul earlier today. Sorry, these jokes are a bit of a lay up.

Jack Smith much?

Are we sure it’s not the Hawkeyes?

That’s not the big Eric Schmitt news for today, is it?

Squirrel!

Can it carry Toma-Hawkeye missiles?

Are you sure it’s for Missouri? It’s not for Atlanta and its NBA team? 🙄

You are talking about St Louis, MO, right? Not St Louis, LA? or California. Or Michigan or Oregon or Virginia. I know it can get confusing where certain things are, geographically….

You sure it’s not Atlanta?

Is that the one nicknamed Hawkeye?

Hey, Eric, did you ever figure out the difference between the Iowa Hawkeyes Women’s basketball team, and the Atlanta Hawks yet?

You sure you got the right state this time?

You know that St. Louis isn’t in Texas, right?

You sure it wasn’t a Grumman E-2 Hawkeye? 🤡

Slipped that one in under the radar. Nicely done.

Is it codenamed “Hawk?”

Don’t you mean Iowa?

Boeing, whatever you do, don’t give the plane the nickname “hawk” or “hawkeye” or this guy will get really confused!

Is this the right state Eric? 😂

Do you know St. Louis isn’t in Georgia?👀😆

This ratio is giving me life. Best to hang it up for the day ‘lil buddy.

The look on your staff’s faces when they suddenly realized their future tenure as VP aides wasn’t happening was pretty funny!

it was hysterical- like “ oh no, I’m never gonna get to be on the Eric Schmitt cabinet” because the world is laughing at him

…but what about that Maryland-Iowa game? Good one, eh?

Who here among us has not confused the Atlanta Hawks with the Iowa Hawkeyes?

It’ll fly like a Hawk! Or maybe a Hawkeye…

You sure it’s the Navy? For real for real…you sure?

‘YMCA!….’

Not the F-117 Nighthawk?

Hawks, Hawkeyes. Same thing only different

The F/A XX shall be nicknamed the Hawk

Red-tailed Hawk. Buteo jamaicensis.

How ’bout them Hawks?

Are you sure it isn’t Army tanks by Iowans?

Are you sure it’s not being built in Iowa?

Are you trying to change the subject? I thought we were talking about the Hawkeyes😂😂

Squirrel!

Are you sure about this? Do you have a poster board?

so its not gonna fly?

You sure it wasn’t an Old Navy?

Quick, change the subject!

schmitt brought the receipts today. Unfortunately it was a Target receipt he brought to Walmart

Dayam.

You sure it’s St. Louis? Could be Louisville Ky.

Naming competition for the F/A XX will be between the Hawk and the Hawkeyes

Are you sure you’re a St Louis Cardinals fan? Are you sure you’re not a fan of the Springfield Cardinals, the Ball State Cardinals, or the Louisville Cardinals?

Are you sure it is being built for the Navy not the Air Force? Better double check yiur notes…

Will it be built in Atlanta, College Park, or Iowa City? Do you know the difference?

Is that the one the Ambassador to China promised them? 😬

Fought hard. Who were you fighting?

Bet you felt the need to post this after your day today.

You sure they are building here? Or is it Iowa?

I want to say something funny using “Dirtbag”, but I can’t stop laughing.

Are you sure it is the Navy? or Army? is it planes or trains?

Instead of hawk for supper he’ll be eating crow.

Eric, which state sits directly north of Missouri?
A. Georgia
B. Maryland
C. Iowa
D. I’ll lie to get a ‘gotcha” viral moment during a Senate hearing

Apologize yet?

Do you need a poster????

Loved your act today, when are you clowning next

Did you also know that the White Sox and Red Sox are different baseball teams?

OMG, loved your comedy act today. I am still roflmao. Are you going to take your show on the road again? I want to buy tickets for your act.

What would you say if I had a series of text messages..

are you sure you remember where Missouri is?

Minnesota State Screamin Eagles or the Philadelphia Eagles?

This comment section makes me happy

Careful Eric Schmitt don’t perjure yourself…

We see what you did there.

caitlin clark’s greatest assist of all time

Dayam.

Thanks for the update, Hawkeye.

Watched you on TV today. Hahahaha!!

Aaaaaiiiirrrrr balllll!!! 🤡

This distraction from your epic failure today is not working. 🦅👁️

Where does your state rank in education? Just curious 🤔

So much for V.P. possibility.

They consider that a feature, not a bug.

This comment section delivers 🍿

What’s up Senator? How’s your day going?

What is Josh doing all day?

He went for a run.

I was not in Atlanta, February 3rd, 2024. (In case anyone asks)

Have lunch with Denny tomorrow @ the Cracker Barrel

Dan Quayle sends his thanks.

Dayam.

Hey, I will give you $50 for that cool graphic you shared during the Jack Smith hearing.
Just DM me and we can work out the details.

Define home team

When does your Failing Up masterclass start?

Imagine thinking that this is some kind of flex. I only hope that curiosity gets the better of you and you actually spend all night scrolling through the comments.

I’m just glad that you were well prepared for the Smith hearing today and didn’t come off looking like a f-cking idiot. Thank you for not embarrassing yourself in front of the entire nation. You are truly a good and highly intelligent person.

And on and on….

Previously:

Eric Schmitt (r) gets pantsed by Eric Schmitt (r) on national television (September 29, 2026)

On becoming a meme for epic stupidity (September 29, 2026)

#HawkeyeSchmitt (September 29, 2026)

#HawkeyeSchmitt

29 Tuesday Sep 2026

Posted by Michael Bersin in Eric Schmitt, social media, US Senate

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#HawkeyeSchmitt, dumbass, Eric Schmitt, Jack Smith, Judiciary Committee, laughing, missouri, U.S. Senate

#HawkeyeSchmitt

Eric Schmitt (r) [2026 file photo].

Heh.

Previously:

Eric Schmitt (r) gets pantsed by Eric Schmitt (r) on national television (September 29, 2026)

On becoming a meme for epic stupidity (September 29, 2026)

Eric Schmitt (r) gets pantsed by Eric Schmitt (r) on national television

29 Tuesday Sep 2026

Posted by Michael Bersin in Eric Schmitt, social media, US Senate

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dumbass, embarrassment, Fascist pig, hearing, Jack Smith, Judiciary Committee, missouri, performative bullshit, right wingnut, sycophant, Trump sycophant, U.S. Senate

Eric Schmitt (r) [2025 file photo].

This morning at the Senate Judiciary Committee hearing with witness Jack Smith:

emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social
[….]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

HAHAHAHAHAH.

Eric Schmitt just accused Jack Smith of lying about going to an Atlanta Hawk’s basketball game.

Smith went to see the Iowa Hawkeyes.

9:44 AM · Sep 29, 2026

“[Eric] Schmitt is a Fascist doosh”

Some of the responses:

🤔 Is that all they’ve got? lol

Thanks for the absolutely LOL I just had. Almost peed my pants I laughed so hard and long. 🤭😎😆

Incomplete staff work or deliberate misrepresentation of facts? I’ll take door number two.

That creep called Jack Smith a dirt bag. MAGA is slime.

I’m glad they’re wasting time on important discussions.

Fuck these people are beyond being embarrassed they’re so dumb. So far it looks like it’s blowing up in their fucking faces. Thank you for reminding us that the orange meat stick would’ve been convicted of serious crimes.

Is it the Mizzou Tigers or the Hamilton Tiger-Cats?

It’s a Missouri reference.

jesus

Maybe Natalie shouldn’t be in opposition research.

We see what you did there.

Is this all they have?

They never had anything.

Eric Schmitt is full of shit head clown in the Republican circus wasting time and tax payers money instead of fixing the economy and doing the jobs they were elected to do.Disgraceful.

Nothing to say but he has to fill his 5 minutes. Like Kennedy, they have nothing, they know Trump is guilty of all the stuff and Jack Smith had him dead to rights, and if it wasn’t for the machine covering up and excusing Satan, we would have a much better world.

Eric Schmitt is either a liar or a moron. Probably both.

Schmitt does not know ball.

Conspiracy peddling swatted down in real-time love to see it!

He was so certain of his “gotcha.” LMAO.

Schmitt’s “questioning” was embarrassing to him
and the State of Missouri.

Eric Schmitt’s big gotcha moment not only backfired on himself, but it also made him look like an ass.

Eric Schmitt (r) has always looked like an ass.

I just called his office and laughed for the whole message.

Now that’s funny.

right-wing morons are giving it their best

Schmitt is not a serious person.

it’s an instant SNL skit
[….]

Let’s call it was it is: #SchmittIsAnAssHat

Every single one of these repubs are complete morons

Douchebag extraordinaire

Heh. See image above.

Then he proceeds to call Smith a dirtbag. Schmitt was trying to play gotcha and it backfired on him! [Sen. Amy Klobuchar] (I don’t know you as they didn’t show her) chimed in with the correction, the score of the game and demanded Schmitt apologize to Smith!

Klobuchar just confirmed it was a University of Maryland/Iowa Hawkeyes game that Smith attended (in Maryland)
Smith testified that he went to the game, because he wanted to see Caitlin Clark play. That will make MAGAs implode.
and Eric Schmitt exposed again, as an incompetent dirtbag

Hawks, Hawkeyes, NBA team, womens college team. Who can tell the difference? So confusing!

His face was beet red.

“You can’t fix stupid”

An embarrassment to the Judiciary Committee, the U.S. Senate, Missouri, and the U.S.A.

Schmitt calling Mr. Smith a ‘dirtbag’ is rich. Schmitt is one of the purest examples of MAGA scum.

He used this as the basis to accuse Smith of being in Atlanta at that time to meet with Fani Willis as she was being dismissed. Ridiculous!! An ignorant fishing expedition.

more than ignorant–dishonest attempt to spread misinformation–which backfired in spectacular fashion–and reminded everyone that Schmitt is a dirtbag.

The voters of Missouri should be embarrassed that Sen. Schmitt is “representing” them.

That fool is repping my state. He’s getting a nasty phone call. 😜

Good. He should get a lot of negative phone calls from constituents about this. Missouri should vote Eric Schmitt out as soon as they can. What a shameless and embarrassing display. The GOP doesn’t bring their best, that’s for sure.

Eric Schmitt is thicker than a plank

Idiot!!! Schmitt is an imbecile

Eric Schmitt (r) [2021 file photo].

Eric Schmitt (r) [2021 file photo].

Are the Communists hiding in your closet right now?

24 Friday Jul 2026

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Mark Alford (r) [2023 file photo].

Today:

Congressman Mark Alford
[July 24, 2026]

Talking about the direction of the country, the policies impacting working families, and why so many Americans are concerned about where things are headed.
Take a look
[….]
Washington Reporter
INTERVIEW: House Republicans discuss the “Bolshevik takeover” of the Democratic Party

Oh, FFS.

Some of the responses:

What about the violent takeover on J6 MA?

Yeah, about that…

Ok McCarthy Jr.

Which president took a direct stake into US Steel? Hint: it wasn’t Biden.

Careful, young voters have figured out Communism is not the same as socialist support like VA, HUD, SNAP, SBA, Farm Bill etc.

Republicans are under orders to falsely claim we are communist because he is losing and needs a new crisis.
No surprise there…

Democrats are NOT communists! Know your history- McCarthyism!

You bet we are! We are tired of your bunch allowing T to keep adding to the national debt and leading our country into bankruptcy.
From whom much is given, much is expected. Our country’s taxes should be benefiting the American taxpayers and especially ‘the least of these’. Your policies are not doing that.

Look for a new job

Get ya bootlicking ass outta here ya scrub

Circus clowns give interview 🙌

Mr Alford, you’re throwing around those historical propaganda words again, without knowing what they mean (other than you want people to be scared of the “others”, even though the fear should be of you and your compadres).
[….]

Let’s talk about the fascist takeover of Republican Party. All this commie bullshit is just cynical distraction to get us to ignore the crimes of Trump and his accomplices. And you Alford are his useful idiot

Missouri has one tragedy after another on our insufficient highways and you are concerned with communism???

The cyclospora outbreak has reached 7,400 cases across 9 states.
The FDA just recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella contamination.
Screwworm cases continue to rise.
And we’ve just surpassed 2,300 measles cases — breaking 2025’s record.
“Make America Healthy Again.”

Squirrel!

The Pentagon removed four soldiers killed last weekend from its Iran war death toll because they died after Donald Trump’s April ceasefire.
The Pentagon’s official death tally stood at 18 American service members killed as of Wednesday. By Thursday, it was 14.
Scrubbing the names of four American heroes killed in Jordan and Iraq – simply because their deaths came after Trump’s so-called “cease-fire” – is a grotesque insult to their sacrifice and a deliberate attempt to whitewash the true cost of this endless war.

Bootlicking fascist scum

You are a lying ass goose stepping pos!

People need people
Not billionaires
Fuck face

Socialism is not communism you sentient potato 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

The CONCERN is where we’re headed under TRUMP.

You don’t even know what a Bolshevik was, clown.

More fear tactics. That’s all you have! Constantly trying to scare people with BS catch phrases. You don’t have any answers or solutions to help common people so you turn to fear and religious superstition to keep your sheep in line.

You’re sick and twisted, and the fact you’re an ELECTED person, is horrifying.

Stop lying! Do your job!

You are such a stooge. You’re embarrassing yourself.

Magas using fake communists distract from how they’ve screwed over the average American.

You’re a fuckin joke Congressman Mark Alford

You are pathetically embarrassing

“Bullsh!t” takeover of the Democratic party??? YOU ARE SO FULL OF CRAP!! WHY DO YOU THINK TRUMP HAS THE NICKNAME PUTINS PUPPET ???

Is the communism in the room with you now? How about you come to a few areas north of 50 Hwy and talk to a few of the people who got gerrymandered in to your district and we can discuss some of this BullS**t you keep pushing.

It’s time for you to go little Mark All-Lies.

Congressman Mark Alford try spending your time figuring out why 2/3rds of your state read and write at an elementary level.

He considers that a feature, not a bug.

How about all of you in Congress discuss the grifting and crime which you all turn a blind eye to that Trump and his family commit every day. Standing up to him and all the donors who control him and all of you could put you on the right side of history. How about running campaigns on issues that concern people and solving real problems instead of grandstanding about how loyal you are to Trump, who has said many times he doesn’t care about average Americans. There’s never been a platform from the MAGAts other than yelling about immigrants and transgender people who aren’t doing anything dipshit says they do. Just whatever whims he has.

Do something about the war that trump is losing. All he’s accomplished is making Iran stronger.

Congressman Mark Alford is a Fascist White Nationalist rage baiting POS. Mark Alford is a pathological liar, racist, bully, and proven abuser. Remind you of anyone? This man is unfit to serve. Vote this incompetent, ignorant POS out of office. #RememberInNovember

You MAGAs are scared shitless, aren’t ya…like Lettuce Diarrhea scared. 🙂

This is a flat out lie Mark!!

Mark Alford (r) [2024 file photo].

Yes, he really is that stupid

18 Saturday Jul 2026

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Today:

Congressman Mark Alford
[July 18, 2026]

We must confront communism head-on before it’s too late. 🇺🇸
If freedom is our foundation… why should we have to continue to watch communism take root in American cities?
COMMENT 👇
Is communism taking over our cities?
👍 YES — Time to fight back!
😟 NO — Explain why…
[….]

“…NO – Explain why…”

We don’t have to explain shit to you. As a member of Congress you’re the one who’s supposed to do the explaining. Dumbass.

There is much hilarity in the responses:

Chicken Little!

Sometimes I wonder if this is a parody account. 🙄

I guess when all else is falling, just take a page out of Roy Cohn’s playbook.

this whole administration is out of Roy Cohns playbook. And if anyone reading this is unsure, watch the documentary on Roy Cohn.

Good. Do a town hall at Penn Valley CC and let’s talk about it. Open forum.

Heh. Not gonna happen.

Hell Alford maga Republicans are using communist tactics on the American people . Keep lying and keep changing the narrative to keep them confused and they’ll give up. Trump wants to be putin.

They call it communism when you want a doctor. They call it freedom when one man wants everything

Not understanding the difference between communism and democratic socialism is on-brand for a third-rate news anchor.

Republicans can demonize social democracy all they want but what it really means is that we want a system where we pay into should translate into the tax payers getting something in return like affordable healthcare, a booming economy, energy efficiency and a government that works for the people. We aren’t asking for anything free we are asking for a return for our value as any self respecting person should.
Republicans are terrified of letting the people see a government that actually works for the people and not just corporations and the wealthy.

If only you took fascism as seriously as you take communism.

Know your propaganda before spreading it.
[….]

Red scare. Wherever have we seen that?

Spreading propaganda again, Mark or whoever wrote this. You have TDS- trump devotional syndrome.

Do you know what communism is ?

No. This has been another edition of Short Answers to Simple Questions.

Didn’t we see this movie back in the 50s with Joseph McCarthy? Not very creative of you.

Is the communism in the room with us right now?

What is the matter with you? Seriously? Spouting Joe McCarthy (1950s) talking points? None of you would even be using the word communism if you didn’t hear that nonsense from Trump and his mouthpieces. Do you remember how Trump has made glowing compliments about Xi, the leader of China being smart and strong, etc.? He is giving him a first rate reception when he comes to the U.S. in the next couple of weeks. While we are at it, do you remember a guy from Missouri named Harry Truman? Here is what he said about socialism. Quote courtesy of the Truman Library: “In President Harry’s Truman’s remarks in Syracuse, New York on October 10, 1952, he said this:
Socialism is a scare word they have hurled at every advance the people have made in the last 20 years.
Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called farm price supports.
Socialism is what they called bank deposit insurance.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
When the Republican candidate inscribes the slogan “Down With Socialism” on the banner of his “great crusade,” that is really not what he means at all.
What he really means is “Down with Progress–down with Franklin Roosevelt’s New Deal,” and “down with Harry Truman’s fair Deal.” That’s all he means.”
How about stopping your nonsensical conspiracy theory scare tactics and coming up with real proposals to help people.

Communism = the ‘ism’ of the day for a politician and his party that fear losses in the midterms. It all comes down to what amounts to bull💩ism.

Maybe you should check out a history book to see what happened to those who backed McCarthyism. It didn’t turn out pretty.
We can see you feel backed into a corner because you feel like you might not win this time around. So, you are bringing out the buzzword, communism. You are showing just how weak you are.

You know what yes, let’s talk about it. Why don’t you schedule a townhall and we can talk about it there.

Mark Alford (r) [2025 file photo].

Most probably not.

But fascism that’s ok right

Do the name Joe McCarthy ring a bell???

I don’t see it anywhere.

Idiocy. Is idiocy taking over the Republican Party? Let’s talk about it. Certainly when it comes to Congressman Mark Alford it is. A Moron Of The First Degree

Roy Cohn, Trump’s mentor passed away in the 80s. Who is your lawyer Mark McCarthy Alford? Take every one’s eye off the ball, while fascism takes hold in the nation’s capital

No. Is this satire??

Sadly, no.

Plainly speaking.. NO it’s not … the MAGA base needs to have someone or something to blame

No it is not. So McCarthy of you.

Who elected this misshapen shrubbery, anyway?

Dear lord what year does Mark Alford think we’re living in, 1952?

Sorry, we are looking out for Fascism, a real problem

So glad we didn’t learn from the first McCarthy. What you call communism is public schools, public health, roads and infrastructure, fire depatments…. the list goes on. Sad thing is that you *know* it, but you also know that circus performances for the weak minded gets you elected, right?
How about we talk about fascism and authoritarianism, like our *current* administration.

This.

It doesn’t exist here . Fear mongering from the orange guy .

How much does a politician who uses fear mongering respect the voters?
Your system isn’t working.

With the way republicans are eliminating the middle class by making it impossible to get ahead I’d say I see it in the policy making you continue to push.

Ridiculous. You know it isn’t Just another scare tactic

“Communism” is the new boogeyman. Shades of Joseph McCarthy

I’d feel bad for Mark’s social media manager having to constantly post bullshit propaganda- but they must be on board or they wouldn’t do it. We’re not falling for it.

For MAGA, all “Communist” means is “disagrees with Trump”

Can we do something about the cost of health care, food and gas instead of trying to scare people? It’s really getting old. Trump is NOT going to be around forever.

Gotta get the grift while the getting’s good.

Mark, you will jump on any bandwagon Trump is driving.

You CANNOT be serious!!!! LOL!!!!!

“Run your damned mouth about it,” you mean.
Since *at least* Harry Truman (and arguably dating to the creation of Social Security in 1935), the terms “communism,” and “socialism,” (and through the magic of reverse causality, also “Marxism,” “Leninism,” and probably even “Trotskyism”) have been intentionally dumbed-down by the swells and their wannabes to mean any threat to the Aristocracy, however remote. Any insult, however slight. Any lapse in the deference shown them, however brief. Any curtailment of their unearned privilege, however dire the circumstance that demands it.
No longer are the terms reserved to governments based on the work of Karl Marx, the elimination of private property, state ownership of the means of production, overarching government surveillance and terrorism of its own citizenry, Gosplan-style central planning, collective farms, the “psychological hospitals” for political opponents, the Gulag system, a One Party State, or any of that other Bolshi crap. No one really believes any of that is coming back, and for a very good reason – no one with any sense is advocating a return to any of it.
Would you believe that democracy itself has come to be covered by this idiosyncratic definition? Democracy, Public Education, Labor Unions (of course), Equality, the Rule of Law and the “Regulatory State,” and indeed, the whole idea of a government whose rules must be obeyed by all.

You’re nothing but a PARROT, spouting off the talking points you have been given. You don’t care about the majority of your constituents, who are in the working class, or the harm this current administration is causing to them and their families. You are complicit in the failure of our governments checks and balances.

You know the crazy old man that wears diapers keep saying communism communism communism and you freaking magical cult people just eat it up and slurp it up and kiss his ass even a dirty diaper. A fascist regime oppresses the Press he tries to shut down all opposition. Does that sound familiar? You guys really need to stand up for the Constitution of all the Amendments not just the second amendment. The first the fourth the 12th and the 14th and then maybe use the 25th against the crazy old band that keeps leading you guys astray. Enough is enough! The blue tide is coming.

Oh sweetie, communism is deader than disco in the USA. Find a new boogeyman.

Open a book for God’s sake Mark. Have one of your people read it to you. Stop using big words you don’t know the definition to.

You are a horrible human being and a liar.

You’re just making shit up now? What precisely have you and your party, which controls all three branches of federal government, done to actually help the average American?

Never seen anyone work so hard to get their stupid ass voted out

Your lack of education regarding what communism is is very offensive. Pretending that anything that doesn’t back Trump and MAGA is somehow communist shows how little regard you have for those you claim to represent.
Your dishonesty and ignorance is something that you should be ashamed of.

You want a thumbs up or a frown. If you frown, YOU want people to explain. YOU, the bootlicking clown that never answers anyone’s questions, want people to explain.
Our country has been taken over idiots like you. You are a gutless, unqualified, propaganda machine.

Bingo.

You gotta wonder how people this stupid get elected.

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. Who elects such imbeciles?

Seriously??? Anything to distract. Do you even know what communism is? SMH

Nobody with half a brain believes your stupid shit.

Marky Mark it’s so sad that you think communism is our big issue. We’re not living in the ’50s we are not going to fall for this garbage.

Didn’t take you long to start pushing the propaganda bull 💩 from your orange 🍊 clown 🤡

No asshole its not. This is pure McCarthyism designed to smear the opposition. Trump is losing badly in the polls. His programs are a joke and the public knows it . He will do anything to stay in power . The old commie card worked well in the fifties so here we go again. And of course unprincipled scoundrels like yourself will play Along not caring a whit how much damage it does.

I don’t know. What does the book titled Unhuman on communism you and the Trump administration are following by Jack Posobeic say?
Don’t insult us with this act of feigned interest in anything we have to say.
Communism is not an issue.
“Far Left Terrorism” is not an issue.
However, Fascism is definitely a problem.
Let’s face that head on by voting your fascist loving ass out of Congress.

First it was the cats and dogs being eaten then antifa and now it’s the communists,scaring people is all you got 😱republicans can’t govern 🖕

There isn’t any communism in America and you sound unbelievably stupid saying so.

No, you made the claim. Prove that communism is taking over. It’s not. Stop pushing the false propaganda.

Go back to the 1950s and McCarthyism, and try to improve your IQ by learning a history lesson. It’s nothing but a red herring.

You are crazy. Find some new material.

My God, this crap is straight out of McCarthyism from the 1950s.

Let’s start very simply with having you tell us the definition of communism? If you can manage that, we will then collectively show you why you’re an idiot.

Mark has so little to offer politically that he is now resorting to resurrecting Senator Joseph McCarthy’s Red Scare tactics to accompany his White Nationalism. This is unAmerican and unacceptable.
[….]

Seriously stop.
There is no communism!!!!
You truly are an clueless idiot
You’re just kissing daddy Trumps ass more and more.
Why do you push these stupid and dangerous lies?
Do you even know whst you are doing and the damage it’s causing?
I mean seriously
Or
You that power hungry that you would sell you would to the devil
You truly are not a Christian.
You should be ashamed of yourself

You are literally the dumbest person in Missouri and that says a lot.

Mark Alford (r) [2024 file photo].

Alford’s like-hey guys our policies suck so let’s try to gin up a red scare to get votes. Your constituents are too smart to fall for this bs.

You’re so desperate you’re making the Red Scare great again. No real ideas to help make ordinary Americans lives better, so pull out some of scare tactics from the past.

Moron.

In the form of scared masked ICE Agents.
Congressman Mark Alford let’s talk about how Republicans and MAGA have made things worse and quit the imaginary belief it’s the communist fault.
It’s yours. You’re a screamer who makes things worse based on your record.

Where are the communists, Mark?
Please spell out what plans they are pushing that qualifies for that distinction.
You’re a goddamn liar and worthless fearmonger.

Congressman Mark Alford This kind of talk is completely unhinged. Screaming about “communism taking root in American cities” isn’t leadership — it’s paranoia. Anyone who’s this detached from reality shouldn’t be anywhere near a public seat of power. At this point, it’s clear he’s lost his mind, and the responsible thing would be for him to step down immediately, OR VOTE HIM OUT

Alford you and your party have nothing to run on so you are bringing out the boggy man

Mark Alford (r) [2023 file photo].

You shouldn’t have started the war in the first place, dumbass

01 Monday Jun 2026

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Everything is all sunshine and flowers, apparently.

Early this morning:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

Iran really wants to make a deal, and it will be a good one for the U.S.A. and those that are with us. But don’t the Dumocrats, and various seemingly unpatriotic Republicans, understand that it is MUCH tougher for me to properly do my job and negotiate, when political hacks keep negatively “chirping,” at levels never seen before, over and over again, that I should move faster, or move slower, or go to war, or not go to war, or whatever. Just sit back and relax, it will all work out well in the end – It always does! President DJT

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Moron.

Somebody should probably tell him

08 Friday May 2026

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Mark Alford (r) [2023 file photo].

Today:

Congressman Mark Alford
[May 8, 2026]

Iran cannot get a nuclear weapon. Period.
We will not leave until the Strait of Hormuz is open and that threat is eliminated. That’s how you protect American energy, lower gas prices, and stand up for America’s farmers and small businesses.
The pressure is building, & the American people expect results…⏰
[….]

In case anyone is keeping score, the Strait of Hormuz was open before Donald Trump started his splendid little war, Iran did not have nuclear weapons (they signed an agreement which Donald Trump ditched), and gas and diesel prices are still going up.

Stating “…We will not leave until the Strait of Hormuz is open and that threat is eliminated…” is a special kind of stupid.

Some of the responses to Mark Alford (r):

Mark, after Donnie is gone, who will be your pick for the next cult leader?

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…

It was open before the war and Iran did not have a nuke. It’s a war of choice. Republican choice.

Maybe if we hadn’t illegally gone into IRAN..wouldn’t be an issue.

Mark Alford loves Trump brand koolade and thinks we all should.

The stupid love trump

If Iran is a no-longer a threat…why is the straight not opened? If it was all about Nukes and we blew everything up…why not get out?

We will not get a better deal than the JCPOA. There is no exit strategy and Iran can take the economic pain far longer than poor rural American can. Enjoy your high gas prices. I’ll enjoy my EVs charged from solar panels.

Let’s talk about who tore up the previous agreement 8 years ago.

wrong. They were compliant until trump got jealous of the black man .

The mic drop at the White House Press Association dinner was priceless…

Ah, the Strait was open and the threat was non-existent until Trump fucked everything up. Are you with Trump?

That’s telling him.

How about making Trump get congressional approval like he is required to by law?

Iran holds all the cards, dumbass!

We obliterated their nuclear program a year ago?

Why did Trump unilaterally withdraw from the JCPOA 8 years ago today? All he ever stated publicly was it “was a bad deal” and he fixated on us sending them some cash… That’s it.

He never understood the deal we had, and his loyalists and donors wanted it torn up. Look how much profit the oil companies are making now!

Wait! Back in June 2025 Trump bombed Iran’s Nuclear Reactors. After the bombing, Trump, Hegseth, and Rubio held a press conference.Trump stated that the bombing were a complete success! That the bombing completely obliterated the Nuclear Reactors and that It would take many years before Iran would have the ability to build nuclear weapons! Hegseth also used the term obliterated, claiming that that the Iran capability to produce nuclear weapons was completely destroyed!
So, if Iran’s nuclear weapons capability was completely destroyed last June, then how could Iran possibly have the ability to develop nuclear weapons now?

Because Trump lied???

What I’m Shocked! “The Greatest President of Mark Alford’s lifetime “ lied ?! That just can’t be! I know that Mark has a reasonable explanation for this! As Mark always says “God has a plan “ ! Of course if God’s plan is different from Trump’s plan then God just like the Pope is going to get a lecture from Pete Hegseth and Marco Rubio what it means to be a
Christian!

Just another distraction.
Hormuz was open.
There was an agreement about nuclear development.
Time, money, and lives later, we’re now trying to get back to where we were.
Even Saudi Arabia isn’t in the Ballroom Republicans’ corner on this one.

Well Republicans aren’t doing a very good job of it if that’s the goal.

So before the felon started an unnecessary war and ripped up the JCPOA, we had all that.
Brilliant.

[….] the Strait is still not fully open, US forces struck Iranian facilities just yesterday, and the administration is now negotiating a deal that lifts sanctions and releases frozen Iranian funds in exchange for a nuclear moratorium. That’s not eliminating the threat. That’s the Iran deal Dozing Donnie tore up in 2018. Thousands died to get back to where we started. [….]

Hurting due to tariffs and poor foreign relations policies as well.

Thank you Mark Alford for the HIGH Gas Prices

Why do you want to be on the wrong side of history?

No, but Trump can get a $1BB ballroom.

Iran doesn’t need to develop a nuclear weapon to enact economic harm.
Nitwit.

He mean like how tariffs are sending a record number of farmers into bankruptcy?

Our president is senile and controls 5000 nuclear weapons. Who are we to judge anyone?

The Obama negotiated agreement pretty much kept them from getting nuclear weapons. The strait was open gas was reasonable.trumps war hurt consumers, gave a windfall of 20 billion to the oil companies, and mysterious people keep making stock market profits buying or shorting stocks after trump announcements. And we are paying a BILLION DOLLARS PER DAY for war when it could go to Universal health care, childcare, schools, feeding people housing the homeless. Please RESIGN NOW YOU REPRESENT TRUMP NOT MISSOURIANS.

Wasn’t the strait already open and Iran didn’t have a nuclear weapon before this all started? And wasn’t there an agreement in place already for all of this in 2016 that was torn up by the president?

Are these lower gas prices in the room with you???

Heh. Someone won the internets today.

I thought y’all claimed we wiped out their capabilities??

These guys are so stupid it’s pitiful

The Straight your dear leader got closed? The one that WAS open and Rump closed? THAT straight? Man, I thought we were talking about a different straight. My bad.

You sawed off liar, I laugh at the way Republicans are trying to sell oil and gas price gouging as a righteous thing while being a lil coward unwilling to follow your Article I powers to declare a legitimate war. The people who swallow your bullshit are figuring out you’re nothing but a lying hypocrite. 🤥

Even on your own page, people don’t take you seriously. More than twice the number of laugh responses than likes.

Boy! – You are drunk with MAGA kool-aid.

Alford you’re a dumbass.

Oh and Trump and Hegseth killed school aged kids due to their incompetence and frail egos. Again, kick rocks.

It was cool when we had a deal in place and every intelligence organization agreed it was working.
But you stupid chucklefukks thought it would be fun to cancel it.

That’s how you get America into a huge mess with no reasonable conclusion.

Only fools believe this.

Lol, in otherwords, the same deal that trump tore up. What a fucking dumbass idiot

The Obama agreement that dumpy tore up dealt with all of that. Dumbshit!

Mark Alford (r) [2024 file photo].

We are the only people on the planet stupid enough to elect this individual…twice

01 Wednesday Apr 2026

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Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

We are the only Country in the World STUPID enough to allow “Birthright” Citizenship! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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The reality:

[….]

….35 countries with unrestricted born-in-a-country citizenship, i.e., that unconditionally endow citizenship to anyone born in their jurisdiction.

[….]

Antigua and Barbuda
Argentina [population: @ 46 million] *
Barbados
Belize
Bolivia [population: @ 12 million]
Brazil [population: @ 213 million]
Canada [population: @ 40 million]
Chad [population: @ 21 million]
Chile [population: @ 20 million]
Costa Rica
Cuba [population: @ 11 million]
Dominica
Ecuador [population: @ 18 million]
El Salvador
Fiji
Grenada
Guatemala [@ 19 million]
Guyana
Honduras [population: @ 11 million]
Jamaica
Lesotho
Mexico [population: @ 133 million]
Nicaragua
Panama
Paraguay [population: @ 7 million]
Peru [population: @ 35 million]
St. Kitts and Nevis
St. Lucia
St. Vincent and the Grenadines
Tanzania [population: @ 72 million]
Trinidad and Tobago
Tuvalu
United States [population: @ 347 million]
Uruguay
Venezuela [population: @ 28 million]

[….]

* total population estimates for various countries from various sources

Note: most of these nations, though not all, are in the western hemisphere. Think about that for just a second.

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