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You and what army, dumbass?

08 Sunday Jun 2025

Posted by Michael Bersin in Resist, social media

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California, Donald Trump, dumbass, Fascist pig, ice, immigration, Los Angeles, masks, National Guard, social media

“…Also, from now on, MASKS WILL NOT BE ALLOWED to be worn at protests…”

Early this morning:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

Great job by the National Guard in Los Angeles after two days of violence, clashes and unrest. We have an incompetent Governor (Newscum) and Mayor (Bass) who were, as usual (just look at how they handled the fires, and now their VERY SLOW PERMITTING disaster. Federal permitting is complete!), unable to to handle the task. These Radical Left protests, by instigators and often paid troublemakers, will NOT BE TOLERATED. Also, from now on, MASKS WILL NOT BE ALLOWED to be worn at protests. What do these people have to hide, and why??? Again, thank you to the National Guard for a job well done!

2.91k ReTruths 10.5k Likes Jun 08, 2025, 1:41 AM

“…Also, from now on, MASKS WILL NOT BE ALLOWED to be worn at protests…”

Does this apply to ICE, too? Just asking.

Donald Trump (r) is clueless and a dumbass.

“Great job by the National Guard in Los Angeles after two days of violence, clashes and unrest…”

Also, early this morning:

Mayor Karen Bass @MayorOfLA
I want to thank LAPD and local law enforcement for their work tonight. I also want to thank
@GovernorNewsom
for his support.

Just to be clear, the National Guard has not been deployed in the City of Los Angeles.
2:22 AM · Jun 8, 2025

“…Just to be clear, the National Guard has not been deployed in the City of Los Angeles.”

Donald Trump (r) is clueless and a dumbass.

Last night Pete Hegseth (r) wet his pants:

Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth

The violent mob assaults on ICE and Federal Law Enforcement are designed to prevent the removal of Criminal Illegal Aliens from our soil; a dangerous invasion facilitated by criminal cartels (aka Foreign Terrorist Organizations) and a huge NATIONAL SECURITY RISK.

Under President Trump, violence & destruction against federal agents & federal facilities will NOT be tolerated. It’s COMMON SENSE.

The @DeptofDefense is mobilizing the National Guard IMMEDIATELY to support federal law enforcement in Los Angeles. And, if violence continues, active duty Marines at Camp Pendleton will also be mobilized — they are on high alert.

9:06 PM · Jun 7, 2025

“…Marines at Camp Pendleton will also be mobilized — they are on high alert.”

Pete Hegseth (r), the Secretary of Defense of the United States, is that stupid. And he’s a Fascist pig.

“Democracy, Not Tyranny”

“RESIST” (2024)
Posterboard. Permanent marker. 22 x 28.

Dim bulb

27 Tuesday May 2025

Posted by Michael Bersin in Uncategorized

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Donald Trump, dumbass, Fascist pig, social media, Vladimir Putin

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…

This morning:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

What Vladimir Putin doesn’t realize is that if it weren’t for me, lots of really bad things would have already happened to Russia, and I mean REALLY BAD. He’s playing with fire!

2.18k ReTruths 9.19k Likes May 27, 2025, 10:44 AM

Definitely dim.

Maybe if you hold your breath, Donald (r).

We were against, now we’re for it

16 Wednesday Apr 2025

Posted by Michael Bersin in Congress, Mark Alford, social media

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4th Congressional District, dumbass, former newsreader, gaslighting, Mark Alford, Real ID, right wingnut, social media, that ridiculous hat

Gaslighting.

Mark Alford (r) [2023 file photo].

Today:

Mark Alford
[April 16, 2025]
The Real ID Act was passed way back in 2005, 20 years ago!!!! It’s about time everyone stop dragging their feet. Quit scrolling through social media, quit complaining, get your info together, and get down to the DMV to get your Real ID.

“The Real ID Act was passed way back in 2005, 20 years ago!!!!….”

Not in Missouri, you ahistorical dumbass.

HB 361 (2009)

“….The department of revenue shall not amend procedures for applying for a driver’s license or identification card in order to comply with the goals or standards of the federal REAL ID Act of 2005, any rules or regulations promulgated under the authority granted in such act….”

From the Journal of the House [pdf], April 16, 2009:

Fifty-sixth Day–Thursday, April 16, 2009 1104
On motion of Representative Guest, HCS HB 361 was read the third time and passed by the following vote:
AYES: 083
Allen Brandom Brown 30 Brown 149 Bruns Burlison Cooper Cunningham Davis Day Deeken Denison Dethrow Dieckhaus Diehl Dixon Dougherty Dugger Dusenberg Emery Ervin Faith Fisher 125 Flanigan Flook Franz Funderburk Gatschenberger Grisamore Guest Hobbs Hoskins 121 Icet Jones 89 Jones 117 Keeney Kingery Koenig Kraus Lair Leara Lipke Loehner McGhee McNary Meiners Molendorp Munzlinger Nance Nieves Nolte Parkinson Pollock Pratt Riddle Ruestman Ruzicka Sander Sater Schaaf Schad Scharnhorst Schlottach Schoeller Self Smith 14 Smith 150 Stevenson Stream Sutherland Swinger Thomson Tilley Tracy Wallace Wasson Wells Weter Wilson 130 Wright Yates Zerr Mr Speaker
NOES: 069
Atkins Aull Biermann Bivins Brown 50 Brown 73 Burnett Calloway Carter Casey Chappelle-Nadal Colona Corcoran Cox Curls El-Amin Englund Fallert Fischer 107 Frame Grill Guernsey Hodges Hoskins 80 Hughes Hummel Kander Kelly Kirkton Komo Kratky Kuessner Lampe Largent LeBlanc Liese Low McClanahan McDonald McNeil Meadows Nasheed Norr Oxford Pace Quinn Roorda Rucker Scavuzzo Schieffer Schoemehl Schupp Shively Silvey Skaggs Spreng Still Storch Talboy Todd Viebrock Vogt Walsh Walton Gray Webber Wildberger Wood Yaeger Zimmerman
PRESENT: 003
Bringer Harris Witte
ABSENT WITH LEAVE: 008
Holsman Jones 63 LeVota Morris Parson Salva Webb Wilson 119
[….]

Well, let’s see, the republicans who voted against REAL ID in Missouri in 2009 included Eric Burlison (r) and Denny Hoskins (r). Those names sound so familiar.

Have you spoken with them about this, Mark?

From the Journal of the Senate [pdf], May 13, 2009:

Journal of the Senate 1804
[….]
On motion of Senator Purgason, HCS for HB 361 was read the 3rd time and passed by the following vote:
YEAS—Senators Barnitz Bartle Bray Callahan Champion Clemens Crowell Cunningham Days Dempsey Engler Goodman Green Griesheimer Justus Lager Lembke Mayer McKenna Nodler Pearce Purgason Ridgeway Rupp Schaefer Shields Shoemyer Smith Stouffer Vogel Wilson Wright-Jones—32
NAYS—Senators—None
Absent—Senators Schmitt Scott—2
Absent with leave—Senators—None
Vacancies—None The President declared the bill passed.
[….]

Eric Schmitt (r) was absent in 2009. Fitting.

That was then, this is now, apparently.

Some of the responses to Mark Alford (r):

Republicans in Missouri fought Real ID and, according to these comments, still are. At least acknowledge that it was the Missouri GOP that has caused it to take so long.

Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!

Mark Alford there’s quite a difference between being a man getting a real id vs a woman getting real id. A woman needs to bring more documents to get it and even though it is the right document, will be told it’s not because we were married so long ago and my license looks different than today’s version. Do you know where your marriage license is right now? I bet you don’t. After 30 years of marriage and moving houses a few times, I found mine. Took it in. It said “marriage license” was told not good enough. Had to dig some more found other documents and that somehow sufficed. Think about women who have been divorced. Men who are divorced show up with the same paperwork as a single man, married once man or a man married 20 times. Women have to have documents for every marriage and divorce. And even then that may not be good enough. It took less paperwork to get my passport than to get real id. I never once needed a marriage license to get a passport. I needed less proof of my identity to fly internationally than I do domestically. How is that right?

If you are a woman and have been married more than once be prepared to bring your marriage certificate AND divorce decree for each and every marriage. I was married just once before and didn’t know this. I had to mail off to get those documents from the state we were married and divorced in. It’s harder to get a Real ID than to get a US Passport.

There have been so many deadlines. It should already have been completed with everyone renewing their license every 10 years or 3 years. Apparently it’s the state that has been dragging their feet.

“Apparently it’s the republicans that has been dragging their feet.” Fixed it for you.

When the SAVE Act becomes law, all these folks complaining about Real ID being unconstitutional, too hard to get, or something they don’t trust will be out there screaming their right to vote is being denied.

A feature, not a bug.

Really I was born in the USA what’s wrong with my drivers license? State of Missouri says it’s valid. Why do I gotta pay another $12 to get a star put on it and then wait for four hours at the DMV

Four hours. Obviously an optimist.

I am a citizen. I pay taxes. I have constitutional rights. If I choose not to obtain a REAL ID, a federally imposed credential.
I should not be denied my right to vote. Conditioning my right to representation on participation in a federal identification program transforms a right into a privilege.
That’s unconstitutional.
I do not consent to a biometric surveillance state. HART + federated contractors

You voted for him, probably.

The problem with getting the Real ID for women is obtaining all the paperwork, I already had to show marriage documents when I changed my name on my SS card AND my drivers license for both marriages so why should I need to show it again. They are asking for paperwork that was generated over 40 yrs ago. It’s easy for men to say, “what’s the big deal” but they don’t have to go through the additional processes, I understand wanting proof of citizenship but that was provided years and years ago when I provided my birth certificate to get my drivers license at the age of 16. Not to mention, it takes FOREVER to get any documents because work efficiency within the government is terrible. They rarely even answer the phones and then want to charge an arm and a leg for each piece of paper.

They consider that a feature, not a bug.

It’s infuriating how republicans yell about smaller government and having the government stay out of their lives sometimes, yet other times…

Let me make sure I understand this. You want me to collect several documents from the government, so I can lose a days pay to go show them to the government?

LOL Missouri requested and received multiple extensions from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security to comply with the federal REAL ID Act. Missouri was among the last states to adopt REAL ID due to legislative delays.

And which party has been in control of the Missouri General Assembly for over twenty years? We’ll wait.

Olathe runs well, too. You can make an appointment and that process is easy and efficient. You only go to one ‘station’ now to do it all and the gentleman who helped me was friendly, competent, and speedy. They have smoothed out the bumps.

Ma’am, Olathe is in Kansas.

Mark Alford (r) [2024 file photo].

Previously:

HB 361 (2009): creating a REAL ID mess for Missourians – HB 151 and HB 166 (2017): sort of try to fix it (December 14, 2016)

Projection

04 Friday Apr 2025

Posted by Michael Bersin in social media

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Donald Trump, dumbass, Fascist pig, idiot, recession, right wingnut, stock market, Tariffs

This morning:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

CHINA PLAYED IT WRONG, THEY PANICKED – THE ONE THING THEY CANNOT AFFORD TO DO!

7.27k ReTruths 36.6k Likes Apr 04, 2025, 8:25 AM

This afternoon:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

ONLY THE WEAK WILL FAIL!

1.71k ReTruths 6.73k Likes Apr 04, 2025, 2:35 PM

Dumbass.

Also, this afternoon:

Dumbass.

Previously:

“Liberation” (April 3, 2025)

−1,679.39 (- 3.98%) (April 3, 2025)

−1,679.39 (- 3.98%)

03 Thursday Apr 2025

Posted by Michael Bersin in Uncategorized

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Donald Trump, dumbass, Dumbassery, idiot, stock market, Tariffs

Just for starters, today:

Dumbass.

Previously:

“Liberation” (April 3, 2025)

He’s a dumbass. If you voted for him, you’re a dumbass.

12 Wednesday Feb 2025

Posted by Michael Bersin in social media

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Donald Trump, dumbass, Fascist pig, Grifter, inflation, right wingnut, social media

Today:

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

BIDEN INFLATION UP!

3.99k ReTruths 18.3k Likes Feb 12, 2025, 8:04 AM

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check. Conviction. Check.

We rest our case.

Performative Bullshit

10 Monday Feb 2025

Posted by Michael Bersin in Uncategorized

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Donald Trump, dumbass, Fascist pig, Gulf of Mexico, performative bullshit, putz, White House

Get used to it.

The Gulf of Mexico, looking west from Florida. [2024 file photo].

Yesterday was a special day. I blinked and missed it.

Presidential Actions
Gulf of America Day, 2025
February 9, 2025

BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

A PROCLAMATION

Today, I am very honored to recognize February 9, 2025, as the first ever Gulf of America Day.

On January 20, 2025, I signed Executive Order 14172 (“Restoring Names That Honor American Greatness”). Among other actions, that Executive Order required the Secretary of the Interior, acting pursuant to 43 U.S.C. 364 through 364f, to “take all appropriate actions to rename as the ‘Gulf of America’ the U.S. Continental Shelf area bounded on the northeast, north, and northwest by the State of Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and Florida and extending to the seaward boundary with Mexico and Cuba in the area formerly named as the Gulf of Mexico.”

I took this action in part because, as stated in that Order, “[t]he area formerly known as the Gulf of Mexico has long been an integral asset to our once burgeoning Nation and has remained an indelible part of America.”

Today, I am making my first visit to the Gulf of America since its renaming. As my Administration restores American pride in the history of American greatness, it is fitting and appropriate for our great Nation to come together and commemorate this momentous occasion and the renaming of the Gulf of America.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim February 9, 2025, as Gulf of America Day. I call upon public officials and all the people of the United States to observe this day with appropriate programs, ceremonies, and activities.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this ninth day of February, in the year of our Lord two thousand twenty-five, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and forty-ninth.

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check. Conviction. Check.

It’s obvious – his ass has been so chapped for decades by the name of an international body of water that a name change just had to be a priority.

What a putz.

Previously:

Gulf of America (January 7, 2025)

Dumbass

02 Sunday Feb 2025

Posted by Michael Bersin in social media

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Donald Trump, dumbass, Fascist pig, right wingnut, social media, Tariffs

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump

Anybody that’s against Tariffs, including the Fake News Wall Street Journal, and Hedge Funds, is only against them because these people or entities are controlled by China, or other foreign or domestic companies. Anybody that loves and believes in the United States of America is in favor of Tariffs. They should have never ended, in favor of the Income Tax System, in 1913. The response to Tariffs has been FANTASTIC!

Feb 02, 2025, 5:37 PM

…President Donald J. Trump is implementing a 25% additional tariff on imports from Canada and Mexico and a 10% additional tariff on imports from China…

So, why just a 10% tariff for China and not 25%? Would somebody lose money? Just asking.

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check. Conviction. Check.

Dumbass.

Gulf of America

07 Tuesday Jan 2025

Posted by Michael Bersin in Uncategorized

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Donald Trump, dumbass, Gulf of Mexico

The Gulf, looking west [2024 file photo].

What a dumbass.

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…

Not all dumbass bigots are republican

12 Thursday Sep 2024

Posted by Michael Bersin in Uncategorized

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Bigotry, bigots, cat, Donald Trump, dumbass, Dumbassery, Marianne Williamson

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

Marianne Williamson [2019 file photo].

Marianne Williamson @marwilliamson
Continuing to dump on Trump because of the “eating cats” issue will create blowback on Nov. 5. Haitian voodoo is in fact real, and to dismiss the story out-of-hand rather than listen to the citizens of Springfield. Ohio confirms in the minds of many voters the stereotype of Democrats as smug elite jerks who think they’re too smart to listen to anyone outside their own silo.
9:01 AM · Sep 12, 2024

Exactly.

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