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Yep, it’s a cult
14 Wednesday Oct 2026
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04 Saturday Oct 2025
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Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…
Yesterday From U.S. Treasurer Brandon Beach [The official X account of United States Treasurer, Brandon Beach]:
U.S. Treasurer Brandon Beach @TreasurerBeach
No fake news here. These first drafts honoring America’s 250th Birthday and @POTUS are real.
Looking forward to sharing more soon, once the obstructionist shutdown of the United States government is over.
[….]
11:55 AM · Oct 3, 2025
It’s definitely a cult.
13 Sunday Jul 2025
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4th Congressional District, cult, former newsreader, Mark Alford, missouri, right wingnut, social media, sycophant, that ridiculous hat, Trump sycophant, WTF?
Congressman Mark Alford
[July 13, 2025]
One year ago today, President Donald Trump was spared by the Grace of God so that he could lead us into the Golden Age of America. [….]
11 Tuesday Mar 2025
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Today in eastern Iowa:
Missed it by that much. Actually, a lot.
Previously:
Local aspirational billionaire still pining for their windfall tax break (March 8, 2025)
Straw man (March 9, 2025)
On Wisconsin! (March 11, 2025)
Off Wisconsin. (March 11, 2025)
Feed the hungry, clothe the naked…yeah, not really (March 11, 2025)
09 Sunday Mar 2025
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25 Monday Nov 2024
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22 Sunday Sep 2024
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cult, Donald Trump, ignoranimus, MAGA, maroon, missouri, right wingnuts, signs
We’ve noticed fewer campaign signs supporting the convicted felon in out-state Missouri this cycle. That doesn’t mean they’re not going to vote for him. It’s just that there might now be a social cost to expressing public support for the incoherent grifter and that they are increasingly aware of that cost.
Still, the true believers have got to sign.
Today, on the drive from Springfield to Warrensburg:
“Make Missouri Great Again!”
Aside from the fact that republicans have controlled the General Assembly and statewide offices for two decades this would make complete sense to an ignorant idiot.
09 Tuesday Jul 2024
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abortion, anti-choice, cult, meta, Rick Brattin, right wingnut, troll
We really like that image.
As always, we don’t allow ignorant trolling comments out of moderation to be linked with the original post, but we will present some of them in subsequent posts for the purpose of public derision and mockery. As we see fit.
We see fit.
This comment was submitted today in response to Campaign Finance: Aurora, Colorado (September 17, 2023):
Ha Ha CLCP.. Got your disgusting little Rick Brattin smear yesterday. Two minutes later I discover that you’re just rabid, toxic left wing democrats who worship at the alter of holy abortion, which tells all the folks in Rick’s district that he’s doing a great job defending life in Missouri! I wonder if his opponent stands as strong for life? I DOUBT IT! GODSPEED RICK BRATTIN!
“…I wonder if his opponent stands as strong for life?…”
Which opponent?:
Certified Candidate List
2024 Primary ElectionState Senator – District 31
RepublicanName Mailing Address Random Number Date Filed
Rick Brattin P. O. BOX 421 HARRISONVILLE MO 64701 45 2/27/2024
Michael Haffner PO BOX 407 RAYMORE MO 64083 821 2/27/2024
Dan Houx P. O. BOX 115 WARRENSBURG MO 64093 997 2/27/2024
Abortion rights will be on the November ballot:
Missourians for Constitutional Freedom
[May 3, 2024]
[….] In just three months, 380k+ Missourians from every corner of our state have signed the petition to end the abortion ban! Today, we delivered those signatures to the Secretary of State. [….]
“…you’re just rabid, toxic left wing democrats who worship at the alter of holy abortion…”
Apparently, there is more than one “left-wing” Democrat.
This morning in Jefferson City, Missouri – delivering the signed petitions (May 3, 2024)
CLCP? What’s that?
Certified Loss Control Professional?
Certified Life Care Planner?
Crosslinked Liquid Crystalline Polymer?
Certified Literacy Community Program?
Chinese Language and Culture Program?
Uh, that one was paid for by a right wingnut PAC supporting Mark Alford (r).
Community Litter Cleanup Program?
Customized Language Culture Program?
Just asking.
By the way, the IP address and email address of all comments are attached to the original comment in our blog operating system.
Previously:
Rick Brattin (r) and his franked list of personal phobias (July 3, 2024)
26 Wednesday Jun 2024
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Today in west central Missouri:
It’s a cult.
We’re looking for a “My candidate for President has been convicted in 34 felonies” t-shirt.
We’ll wait for the going out of business/bankruptcy sale.
15 Saturday Jun 2024
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The Cult.

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check. Arraignment. Check.
Today from Mark Alford (r):
Congressman Mark Alford
[June 15, 2024]
Our adversaries thrive off weakness: Joe Biden embodies that weakness and is putting American security at risk.
The only way this will change is through new leadership in the White House. Peace through strength and deterrence is the only way to let them know we mean business.
[….]
Some of the responses:
The world’s dictators loved Trump’s appeasement and praise.
Oh no. Russian ships in Soviet/Russia backed Cuba. This has obviously never happened before.
Heh.
Repeating a lie doesn’t make it true, Mark. The US is not weak in the eyes of the world. Biden is a far superior statesman than many presidents, and especially the previous occupant (the convicted felon, adjudicated rapist and failed businessman).
“Peace through strength.” The US spends exponentially more on defense than other nations. The US has the strongest military. Putin knows it. But like the impetuous child you admire, Putin pushes his boundaries.
If you want peace through strength, you should support a stronger Ukraine military.
What do you want them to do? Blow them up? It seems that they haven’t violated any international laws and I don’t think the US owns the water ways.
Suck ass
Don’t hold back. Tell us how you really feel.
Maybe they’re visiting Mar a lago. Putin and the convicted felon Trump love each other. This would absolutely be happening like the KSA Navel Cadet that shot up the base in Florida during convicted felon Trump’s administration. I wouldn’t doubt if convicted felon Trump called Putin and requested this action so his lackeys could campaign on it. Just like Putin waited to invade Ukraine until Biden was in office. It doesn’t have anything to do with strengths or weaknesses. It had to do with Biden being at the G-7 where the convicted felon Trump and the wanted fugitive for war crimes by the International Criminal Court, Putin, are not.