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Andrew Bailey, Eric Schmitt, Mike Kehoe, Mike Parson, missouri, right wingnuts, social media, special counsel, sycophants, Trump indictment
Former president Donald Trump (r) has been indicted by a grand jury on Federal charges related to classified information. He will appear in a federal courtroom in Miami, Florida on Tuesday.
Read the indictment [pdf].
Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…
Much hilarity and hackery from Missouri republicans ensued via social media:
Eric Schmitt (r) [2022 file photo}.
Eric Schmitt @Eric_Schmitt
Joe Biden has now indicted his top political opponent.Full on Banana Republic stuff.
8:31 PM · Jun 8, 2023
One of the responses:
Chris Kelly @repckelly
You don’t know one single fact about this indictment.
As a lawyer and former Attorney General that is is unethical for a lawyer to cast aspersions on the Court.
You are a disgrace to the office you hold.
11:45 PM · Jun 8, 2023
Mike Parson (r) [2022 file photo].
Governor Mike Parson @GovParsonMO
We know these aggressive investigations are only taking place because President Trump dares to challenge Joe Biden’s disastrous presidency, and I am deeply concerned for the direction of our country. These political prosecutions must end.
9:29 AM · Jun 9, 2023
One of the responses:
Stay in your lane, governor. If he did crimes he should do time, same as anybody
Attorney General Andrew Bailey @AGAndrewBailey
Never before has a sitting President weaponized the security apparatus of our great nation to take out a political opponent.This is not the America our Founders knew.
9:42 PM · Jun 8, 2023
One of the responses:
If you commit a crime then you need to be held accountable. If he’s innocent then he has nothing to fear, right?
Stop with the lies AG Bailey. Are you going to uphold the law or just gaslight and spew garbage??
Mike Kehoe (r) [2022 file photo].
Mike Kehoe @MikeLKehoe
Americans deserve to have trust in our nation’s justice system.Voters in 2024 should choose our next president, not Biden’s politicized DOJ.
8:26 AM · Jun 9, 2023
Some of the responses:
I really wanted to support you b/c you seemed like the old guard republican that believes in liberty and small gov’t… while preserving the rule of law. Sad tweet.
Well you just lost my vote. I was hopeful you would be in the group of Republicans that believed our country and preservation of democracy is more important than protecting a reality TV star that conned America into one term as President. But seems like you’re no different…
Previously:
Cult member says cult things about cult leader (June 9, 20203)
It’ll be Smithmas Eve in Miami on Monday (June 9, 2023)
Orange is the new orange* (June 9, 2023)