Hawley Gets Booted
14 Tuesday Feb 2023
Posted in Josh Hawley
14 Tuesday Feb 2023
Posted in Josh Hawley
14 Tuesday Feb 2023
Posted in Josh Hawley, social media, US Senate
Right wingnut dogma.
This morning:
Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
Today I’m introducing legislation to set an age requirement of 16 to open a social media account. Protect kids online
8:23 AM · Feb 14, 2023
But, they can still hide under their desks at school.
Some of the responses:
How old to incite an insurrection?
There was another school shooting last night, Senator. You’re focusing on the wrong thing.
There is only one true clause to the one true Amendment, everything else is just noise.
Protecting kids from mass shootings at school first would be preferable!!
Great – now do guns
What about guns?
Any age requirement to own an AR-15 in Missouri?
Open carry, anyone?
How do you verify a 16 year old’s age?
I dunno, maybe ask Matt Gaetz (r)?
The dude who ran from the Capitol attack like scared child wants to tell 15 year-olds they can’t be on tiktok or a Facebook. What a waste of time.
This is a waste of time since it’s unenforceable.
Thank God you’re doing this rather than making healthcare affordable.
Anything on mass murders of children in America?
An age requirement for social media, but no age requirement for open carrying guns. Do I have that right ?
Apparently.
Life of a 15 year old “girl” , or kid as Hawley refers to them, in MO. You’ll be able to carry a gun in public, get pregnant and be forced to carry your child whether it’s good for you or not, BUT you can’t sign up for Social Media.
Got it. The Puritan party in its glory.
Missouri!
In Missouri you can open carry a gun unsupervised at age 6 or 5 cause there is no minimum age. Your mom dad can force you to marry at 15. You are forced to carry a baby as a little girl in MO even if you are raped by your dad brother Uncle Bill but no social media till 16
That appears to be the plan.
At fifteen you can be forced to have a child. Tell me more about protecting children.
So according to Republicans a 15 year old teenage girl can’t be trusted to have a Facebook or TikTok account but they can be forced to carry a rape or incest pregnancy to term?
Very productive, Josh.
Instead of protecting them from gun violence, set an age limit for social media.
It’s not as if kids everywhere won’t just put in a different birthday.
#DumbAss
Wait – a 16 year old isn’t mature enough to have a social media account, but Republican legislators in your state just voted to protect a 4 year old’s right to have a firearm without a parent’s supervision?
This isn’t even enforceable. Congratulations on proposing nothing but performative legislation.
Social media doesn’t kill people, guns kill people, remember?
We see what you did there.
09 Thursday Feb 2023
Posted in US Senate
Missouri barbecue.
Lucas Kunce (D) an announced candidate for the U.S. Senate seat in 2024 held a campaign event at Gates on Main in Kansas City, Missouri this evening. The location was no accident. Right, Josh (r)?
There was a crowd.
Lucas Kunce (D) spent most of the evening in the one-on-one conversations crucial to retail politics. He did briefly address the crowd about an hour in to the event.
Remarks:
There was Missouri barbecue:
You know, from Missouri. And it was good.
Previously:
Lucas Kunce (D) is running for the U.S. Senate in 2024 (January 6, 2023)
It all looks the same from Virginia (January 29, 2023)
05 Sunday Feb 2023
Posted in Eric Schmitt, Josh Hawley, social media, US Senate
Tags
balloon, China, Eric Schmitt, Fascist pigs, Josh Hawley, ladder climbers, missouri, right wingnuts, U.S. Senate, Virginia

“The most dangerous place to stand in Washington D.C. is any place between Senator Josh Hawley and a live microphone” – Charles P. Pierce
This morning, late to the party:
Eric Schmitt@Eric_Schmitt
A Chinese spy balloon was also a trial balloon testing Joe Biden. He failed miserably.The incompetence of the Biden Admin is on full display to friend & foe alike.
The American people deserve answers which is why I’ve called for a full investigation.
[….]
9:28 AM · Feb 5, 2023
Some of the responses:
If this is a real spy balloon, so our invincible airforce just let it float and pass through the whole country and let it camera along our military base below? Nice [….]
JFC. Too stupid to remember to breathe. They can just look it up, you know, on the Internets:
I was expecting your response to the Chinese Balloon was to sue the Pattonville School District..
We see what you did there.
cool. i’d like to know what other spy balloons trump allowed to fly over the country.
You’re an embarrassment to Missouri.
What do you call Trump hiding the fact this occurred 3 times during his administration?
Oh Eric, always a day behind on your performative political outrage.
It’s no wonder that your own party in the senate are already keeping their distance from you.
You’re like Missouris version of Santos.
Or, Missouri’s version of…Josh Hawley (r). Heh.
I’m a constituent and would like to know your response when three similar balloons flew over the US when Trump was president.
Joe shot it down. [….]
Where is your rage tweet about trumpy saying and doing nothing when they were overhead during his term?
To be fair, Eric Schmitt (r) was busy soliciting snitches and trying to sue school districts.
Will that investigation also look into the three times Chinese spy balloons invaded our airspace under Trump? And the coverup?
He followed the advice of the military regarding a military operation.
Who the f*** are you?
How long are you going to flail this dead horse?
Be sure to ask for an investigation of the three balloons over out territory during the Trump years, where he sat around watching tv and did nothing about them.
Doubling down on ignorance doesn’t play well when your audience is national, Senator. If you want to investigate, start with why the American people were not advised by the previous administration of 3 prior incidents of this nature.
Previously:
Are you certain it wasn’t Rick Brattin (r)? (February 3, 2023)
Maybe they’re just checking on all of their Missouri farm landholdings (February 3, 2023)
Apparently Jason Smith (r) believes China is unaware of any easily accessible map applications (February 3, 2023)
Marked “Safe” in Virginia from the Balloon (February 4, 2023)
They were searching in vain for any of the locations of your open public town halls in the district (February 4, 2023)
The adult in the room (February 4, 2023)
Anxiously trying to elbow his way to the front row (February 5, 2023)
Engaging in a battle of wits with an unarmed Ohio senator (February 5, 2023)
04 Saturday Feb 2023
Posted in Josh Hawley, social media, US Senate
No, not that one. It’s a blimp. It was in Missouri for nefarious purposes, but in 2014.
Yesterday:
Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
SHOOT IT DOWN
[…..]
11:34 AM · Feb 3, 2023
Tell us how.
Some of the responses:
Before or after you run away from it?
Pentagon has a playbook for this sort of thing. They are following it for a reason. We have been down this road before we know how the game is played. Don’t fall for the distractions. This is a slow news day story. Instead focus on the party that sold our farmland to China.
Size of 2,3 buses? So , when the debris hurts or kills civilians, who will you blame? I have a guess.
RUN AWAY!
IT’S OVER MISSOURI — NOW’S YOUR CHANCE!
[….] with Marge’s Jewish space laser!
Do something about it senator. Take to Twitter after you get the job done.
Not physically possible to shoot it down with current weaponry.
What could a balloon do that a satellite can’t?
And that’s why you shouldn’t be in a leadership position.
He isn’t.
… he shouts in a continuing but pathetic effort to appear manly.
But, but, his book…
Neat. And the debris from the ballon, its equipment and the weapon itself will land where exactly?
Give your expert assurance there would be zero damage to persons or property on the ground.
Gee. If someone ever wanted to dump a deadly virus on an adversary, using wind currents would be very effective, maybe?
It’d be easier and cheaper to book a commercial flight and just drive across the country.
Notice how Republicans don’t wanna talk about the Jobs number 517,000 jobs created beating expectations of 185,000?? Typical [….]
There’s that.
If the DOD hasn’t already rendered it in operative, leaving it alone may be of jnterest to the NSA, so it can gather sigint.
But you didn’t think about that.
Suddenly you care about national security? [….]
Since you’re on the Senate Armed Services Committee and the Senate Homeland Security Committee maybe you can enlighten us on exactly which capabilities we possess that can actually do that.
As long as it’s not over your house in VA, amirite Josh???
Over your house?
Now what State is your house in again?
“Spying? Were not spying, you silly Americans. We’re just scoping out some more prime real estate to buy”
Actually…
What if the Chinese spy balloon is dropping chemicals into our atmosphere?
Silly, that’s what chemtrails are for.
Wouldn’t a thermobaric weapon be most suited here? At least those should burn at a few thousand degrees celcius.
Looked up “thermobaric” on the internets, didn’t bother with “celsius”.
Just run away from it. You’re really good at that.
Get some Appalachian boys with some high power rifles in a chopper and it’ll go down
Has difficulty recognizing reality.
Leaders don’t panic Josh…like you’re panicking…
Don’t worry, it likely won’t make it to Virginia, you’re fine.
Your constituents should listen to the news & tune you out. Quit fear mongering. Lots of news updates today. U.S. and China are in discussions about this and the Secretary of State has postponed his first China trip until the issue is resolved. Your constituents deserve better.
Please, please, please…give George Santos a call. He’s clearly the man for this job.
Have MTG use her lasers. [….]
Runaway Josh has some thoughts, how cool!!
No big deal just flying over Whiteman AFB checking out our B2’…
JFC. They can just look it up, you know, on the Internets:
Moon it, they’ll never do it again.
Heh. Now that’s the real America we all know and love.
BIG words…are you behind your sofa?
Yes!!! And is it carrying a bio weapon they are releasing over the US?
No, just masks.
Here’s an idea. Why don’t you run away from it. You are great at that.
Interesting. Shooting it down is your carefully considered response. No other options, right? All based on the assumption that nothing else has already been done? That nothing more is known that impacts a decision? Just shoot.
You do know they have satellites spying on us right now, too, yeah?
Previously:
Are you certain it wasn’t Rick Brattin (r)? (February 3, 2023)
Maybe they’re just checking on all of their Missouri farm landholdings (February 3, 2023)
Apparently Jason Smith (r) believes China is unaware of any easily accessible map applications (February 3, 2023)
31 Tuesday Jan 2023
Posted in Josh Hawley, social media, US Senate
Tags
both siderism, Fascist pig, faux populist, gaslighting, Josh Hawley, right wingnut, social media, U.S. Senate, Virginia
Someone’s being looking at polling data.
Today:
Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
Politicians in both parties should quit using Social Security and Medicare as bargaining chips. I’m introducing legislation to exempt both programs from the debt ceiling. No more scare tactics
10:26 AM · Jan 31, 2023
Lame sleight of hand there, Josh.
Only one party wants to gut Social Security and Medicare. Yours.
Some of the responses:
THIS ACCOUNT HAS OBVIOUSLY BEEN HACKED [….]
маскировка.
I’d like this tweet more if it didn’t come from a treasonous piece of shit.
You want to make an already non-discretionary part of the budget more non-discretionary?
Cuz when things get scary, you run away. Low hanging fruuuuuiiiitttt!!!!
Sounds like the GOP realizes their plan backfired on them.
Polling probably says…yep.
But not from Privatization?
Shhhhh.
Social Security is already exempt. It’s not part of the same structure. LEARN YOUR JOB, DUDE.
For a second I read “politicians in both parties should quit using social media.”
I’m pretty sure only one party has talked about reducing or eliminating Social Security…its not both parties
Josh…Hawley.. ah yes, supported trump election lies, right.
“…fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”
Are you leaving the Republican party? Because its stated goal is to punish the poor and give more tax cuts to the super rich.
Afflict the afflicted, comfort the comfortable.
The right is using it as a bargaining chip Josh…
Who are you and what have you done with the real Josh Hawley?
It’s called “gaslighting”.
You should repeal the trump tax cuts. Proven to be a terrible idea that the country can’t afford.
Wait until you find out about they did to us proles in that one.
Excuse me but YOUR party are the ones that call SS an entitlement and have talked about upping the age requirement in order to receive the benefits we are legitimately owed.
Social Security operates independently from the rest of the federal government, with dedicated funding sources and long-term commitments that are not subject to the annual budget process.[….]
Dude you’ll never be president
Trying to sound like a reasonable insurrectionist? Still a grifter and a Maga traitor
“It’s a trap!”
These 2 programs should never be on the bargaining table. We have worked all our lives and its our money weve put into SS. you would be stealing from us if you deal with it to get something else. It should never be taxed either!
Both parties? Seems like you guys realized what a third rail issue that became despite running on it in the last election cycle. But now you’re being consistently hypocritical (oxymoron)
Oh, sweetie. “Both” parties aren’t doing this. YOURS is the one that brought it up.
More posturing and no budget from you GOP clowns. Put up the budget Josh.
Corrupt, lying seditionist says What????
There is only one party that consistently threatens Social Security and Medicare cuts. Look in the mirror!
Both parties? Please!!!
So when Republicans say they’re scrapping it,Dems say no and that’s Dems being political? They should just stay quiet? Really
I don’t see Democrats who want to take away our Social Security and Medicare. That’s a republican thing. And it’s why republicans will lose.
It’s the Republican party who is using Social Security and Medicare as LEVERAGE. Cruz said the word leverage out loud. Hold him and McCarthy accountable. Stop blaming both parties for a Republican failure. Stop running away from the real problem again.
Too little, too late. YOU supported the insurrection. Traitor.
It’s just you guys. Stop lying.
Josh is just Joshing with you.
Dude, introduce legislation to get rid of the debt ceiling. It’s useless.
Is this a parody account? Did someone steal your phone?
Why the hell would any funding be related in any way to paying on past accrued debt?
We have no choice but to pay our past commitments.
Future spending is separate, and can be addressed in funding legislation.
Why do you hate clean bills so much?
Then can you clarify your stance on the 30% tax rate for middle class Americans?
Heh.
Geez. That’s great. I am pretty sure Social Security is not part of the national debt. I don’t trust you. Never will.
Both parties?
If people are scared by what the Dems are saying ant SS it’s bc it’s true. Which Democrats are talking about cutting back or privatizing SS? It’s all your miserable team.
How abt your team just not holding US debt hostage?
Social Security & Medicare do not contribute to the national debt, so when Republicans threaten to cut “entitlements” to reduce govt spending, it’s a lie. Republicans also threaten a govt shutdown over debt ceiling which halts SS & Medicare payments. Explain ‘exempting’. [….]
Your account has been hacked.
It’s gaslighting.
OK, who hacked Josh’s Twitter account?
You aren’t trustworthy so we assume you are grifting.
Way to use both parties to once again attempt to level the playing field after your party consistently looks for ways to cut these programs. Just like both parties were responsible for Jan 6, or for Charlottesville, or for disenfranchising voters, etc.
That’s how gaslighting works.
Your party has opposed Social Security from its enactment. The dream of the party has been to cut taxes to starve government and “reform” Social Security to “save” it for the last 43 years.
29 Sunday Jan 2023
Posted in Josh Hawley, social media, US Senate
Tags
barbecue, Fascist pig, Josh Hawley, Ohio, right wingnut, sportsball, stone cold idiot, trying way too hard, Virginia
Remember this?:
Claire McCaskill @clairecmc
It’s Missouri you stone cold idiot.
[….]
9:24 PM · Feb 2, 2020
Today, from the third Senator from Virginia:
Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
We settled on ribs from @JDVance1 if (and when) he loses, KC Joe’s from me in the highly unlikely event the @Chiefs don’t prevail
12:27 PM · Jan 29, 2023
Josh (r) picked the Chiefs by an eight-ender.
Some of the responses:
“KC Joe’s” is in Kansas. Not Missouri. If you’re going to pretend to live here at least use google
All 3 locations are in Kansas.
Everyone’s crying because you didnt pick a MO BBQ joint. Might consider switching from Joe’s to Jack Stack.
It is really hard to tell from Virginia.
The senator that is supposed to be representing Missouri ordering from a Kansas restaurant from his home in Virginia is what is laughable.
Have you ever stepped foot in Missouri?
How sad is that? Why not just pick a VA BBQ joint Josh? You’re much more familiar with where those are located than anything on the MO side of the state line. [….]
Do they have a location in Virginia now?
If the Chiefs lose will you incite a riot at NFL HQ in New York and then run away in fear when it gets out of hand?
Heh.
You represent Missouri why would you bet Kansas barbecue?
That’s not in Missouri.
With a side of insurrection?
That one left a mark on the Constitution.
It’s tough when you don’t live in your state.
It’s Joe’s KC and that’s from Kansas, you fucking dolt.
Claire McCaskill @clairecmc
Ummmm. Just a heads up Josh. There are many many great KC BBQ joints in MISSOURI. Kinda awkward that you bet KANSAS BBQ. You need to get to Missouri more. I’d be happy to show you around. [….]
12:56 PM · Jan 29, 2023
Good lord. At least pick a bbq restaurant in MISSOURI—you know, the state you represent. But then again you don’t live here, so……….. #fail
Dumbass
What state do you represent??? Idiot…
26 Thursday Jan 2023
Posted in Eric Schmitt, Josh Hawley, social media, US Senate
Tags
Bill Barr, Donald Trump, Eric Schmitt, Fascist pigs, financial crimes, IOKIYAR, Italy, Josh Hawley, missouri, right wingnuts, special counsel, U.S. Senate, Virginia
Nothing.
Mrs. Betty Bowers @BettyBowers
NYT reporting Bill Barr & John Durham got an inconvenient surprise in Italy.BARR & DURHAM: “Did you have any role in starting the Trump/Russia investigation?”
ITALIAN OFFICIALS: “No, but we do have credible evidence of Trump’s financial crimes.”
Those crimes are still secret.
[….]
“No, but we do have credible evidence of Trump’s financial crimes.”
Silence:
Silence:
* it’s okay if you’re a republican
20 Friday Jan 2023
Posted in Josh Hawley, social media, US Senate
Today:
Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
And now we have to look to the future and redouble our efforts across the country to protect the innocent unborn
11:26 AM · Jan 20, 2023
Some of the responses:
Are you going to run right over there? See what I did there josh, run?
#JoshHawleyisatraitor
How about efforts to protect the post-born, or are they SOL?
They’re SOL.
Abortion has been around since before the time of Christ. Do you actually think Missus Erin and Cowardly Josh will change that?
Forced pregnancy and forced birth are Crimes Against Humanity according to the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court. You’re advocating for human rights violations. It’s also a violation of the 1A rights of Jews and Muslims.
[….]
I believe that the decision is between herself and her physician to decide how to address her pregnancy. I want to know how and what are you going to “push” through to aid these mothers/families to care for this child, that you call precious, once the child is born.
Jonathan Swift had A Modest Proposal.
So you want to protect the unborn but what about the moms of these children. Are you going to do anything to help them?
No. This has been another edition of “Short Answers to Simple Questions”.
Abortion is healthcare.
Learn science. Superstition is for the ignorant.
They have a plan.
You haven’t hurt women enough?
How much patriarchy do you need to feel satisfied?
How many rights squashed for you to feel competent?
#ResignHawley
Here is the quiet part coming out loud and clear. I mean, it’s not like we didn’t know it was coming, but #HawlinHawley is going for a national ban.
Until they get blown away at school. You don’t give a fuck about protecting life. You are such a hypocrite.
Honestly, your religion needs to stay far, far away from my personal liberties. I vote. Millions like me vote. Piss us off some more, Hawley. The electoral college is next to go. Ten people in Montana don’t get to decide what is right or wrong. Only the plurality can do that.
YOU! the party that removes food for children, takes away child credits, fights to get rid of WIC, disability for hurt children, you only fight for the unborn. Love the fetus, hate the child. Start taking care of the living born & maybe you will get so credibility. Now you have 0
How about focusing on the innocent already alive being shot in cold blood, as soon as those fetuses become a human you couldn’t give a flying f&$& about them, only thoughts and prayers.
Fuck off, you douche canoe
Don’t hold back, tell us all how you really feel.
No you need to go straight to hell. All of you idiot republican losers.
06 Friday Jan 2023
Posted in Josh Hawley, US Senate