Billy Long @auctnr1
Buddy of mine went to the Hospital in Springfield with #COVID Stayed 48 hours and just got home. Sent me a picture of himself on oxygen at home with this tag line… “Sent me home. Not dead enough to vote democrat.” 8:58 AM · Dec 1, 2020
That was so hilarious.
Some of the responses:
You’re an absolute embarrassment.
Mr. Long you represent me and my family in the United States House of Representatives, this is an office of high honor, your joke is not funny.
Our friend just lost her dad to Covid last week in a Springfield hospital. How can you represent our area that is seeing such an increase in deaths and make jokes about it? Absolutely disgusting!
One of my neighbors got sick in March with COVId and still cannot work full time.
I bet you think that’s hilarious.
Evidently he does.
It is more distasteful to tweet about death or conspiracy theories? Asking for a friend who cares about moral character and ethical behavior.
3,981 Missourians have died from COVID, but you’ve got jokes.
The voice of the GOP.
I truly sincerely from the bottom of my heart hope that you have a bad day
This is fucking disgusting.
No one is surprised by the company you keep.
This is disgusting. You have no honor.
You think this is somehow funny?
Amazing joke. Now do one about someone suffering from cancer.
hey there Billy, I’m a nurse in your congressional district who is EXHAUSTED, thanks so much for your support and all your hard work on my behalf, I’m gonna go make a donation to planned parenthood in your name as a token of my appreciation
Hahaha yes it’s funny because people are dying and you aren’t doing anything about it. Go kick rocks.
people are dying. you are a horrible person
good god man, wtf is wrong with you
I’m sure all the Missourians who died from COVID-19, Republican or Democrat, will think this is hilarious. You’re the reason we can’t get a damn thing done here because you take nothing seriously.[….]
Why are you all so proud of your stupidity and cruelty?
Why aren’t you visiting him at home? You’re not afraid are you?
Unbelievable slap in the face to the 100s of people that have died in your district from C19 while simultaneously belittling the efforts of health workers exhausting themselves to care for the perpetually increasing # of patients about to overwhelm our medical centers. Disgusting
I am deeply embarrassed you are my congressional representative. You are an embarrassment to us all. 159 people are at Cox South today. Why don’t you come home and see for yourself?
Jackass. 4000 dead in MO, Springfield hospitals full and this is the best you can do? How many of your constituents are mourning the loss of loved ones? Do you care at all?
You are hilarious!!! You are also a piece of shit!!!
You sick bad?ard, you actually think that’s funny? While people die everyday? I hope you rot in hell.
Aren’t you tired of always being the stupidest person in the room?
You are such a profoundly, deeply stupid human being, but what makes you notable is your lack of empathy.
Imagine posting something like this in the midst of a pandemic that has killed 267,000 Americans. You must be a pathetic shell of a man.
Wow, that you can make this joke and laugh shows your total lack of concern for your constituents who have died or are still suffering from this disease. You are a disgrace
Rep. Vicky Hartzler @RepHartzler
The Supreme Court is right.
It is unconstitutional to target houses of worship with nearly-unassailable regulations while secular companies/institutions are allowed to operate with basic COVID-19 guidelines.
They must ALL be allowed to open and operate.
[….] 11:29 AM · Nov 30, 2020
The Pope gets it.
Some of the responses:
But that’s not what happened. Churches had laxer regulations than businesses. They got preferential treatment, but they wanted to be able to endanger even more of their congregants.
Get back to me when someone you “love” gets sick in the name of going to church.
Well here’s the difference ,you see those that are considered by you as “secular companies/institutions” ,they all pay taxes and help the economy!They also provide jobs and a paycheck for people to buy food and things needed during a pandemic! Churches provide a collection plate!
Utter nonsense. The #Constitution is not a suicide pact.
Can you give a substantive reason why churches are not happy with live-streaming, zoom or video conferencing services? And when you inevitably say “communion” all I hear is “collection plate”.
Covid likes this tweet
Hmmm think I’ll side with the Pope on this one.
This is so stupid. How are you in Congress?
Bigotry masquerading as patriotism.
Your kind of thinking is why 3,956 Missouri citizens and at least 267,000 American citizens have died from Covid.
Spoiler Alert God gave us free will and will not protect you from your own stupidity.
BTW have YOU personally returned to in person services, Vicky
Please #slickvick attend your nearest super spreader event (church), maskless as usual.
And start taxing churches.
Why do you hate Christians and want them to die of Covid?
The @GOP is making it virtually impossible to pin down who the dumbest member of their party is.
If only republicans cared this much about American lives
People sing in large groups in strip clubs? I did not know that.
Josh Hawley (r) [2016 file photo].
The junior moral scold who’s supposed to represent Missouri in the United States Senate has so very many concerns in other places.
Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
So California strip clubs are protected by the First Amendment but not churches
[….] 5:10 PM · Nov 23, 2020
You think he’s checked this out for Virginia, too? Just asking.
As always, there is much hilarity in the comments:
Is that where you’re living now? Let your sister know so she can forward your mail.
Here’s and idea – universal basic income so that workers – including dancers and bar tenders – don’t have to risk their lives to put food on the table and pay rent. Then you can get on your moral high horse.
So, it now seems as if the Senator of Missouri, has moved his concerns from Hong Kong to California. I can understand that it might be an imposition, but do you think you might be able to afford a few minutes for your actual constituents? A Town Hall, maybe?
I believe Senator Hawley lives in Virginia and keeps an address with family in Missouri (where he doesn’t live) so he can be a senator from Missouri… unless I’ll be seeing you at the Ozark Walmart once the house is finished, @HawleyMO?
Maybe in the premium wine section.
@HawleyMO is sure concerned with anything and everything that has absolutely nothing to do with Missouri!
That’s because the best strip clubs are across the river in Illinois. Parking lot all Missouri plates.
My Presbyterian church continues to be closed. Not because we were told to, but because we love each other. And, though I miss my church family, would rather miss them or a little bit longer, than bury them and miss them. #ShutUpHawley
Well the patrons of strip joints are probably considered more expendable than decent church folks so there’s that
Uh, there might be some crossover there. You know, “research”.
Maoists don’t like organized religion…under their ideology we must worship the state only.
Maoists prefer strip clubs? I did not know that.
Once again, you’re focusing on the wrong things.
Focus supposedly contributes to the whole experience.
Know a little bit about those strip clubs huh, alter boy?? Lol
Don’t complain if you’re not going to do anything.
“Research” first, before action.
Churches can meet virtually. Strip clubs can’t really operate that way. Lap dances just wouldn’t be the same through a monitor.
I did not know that last part.
Am I the only finding this tweets amusing!?
So I guess your holiday from the Senate & confirming judges was more important than providing relief for people in MO during the pandemic. Good to know.
Didn’t Missouri ban nudity and touching between dancer and patrons in strip clubs several years ago? Seems like GOP is just fine with regulating speech and actions between consenting adults.
I did not know that. This thread has been educational.
Its really ridiculous, eh. The lap dancer can touch and hump you but lift your finger just a little and you get thrown out of the bar.
At least strip clubs pay taxes.
Now tell us how you feel about Citizens United.
As usual, you’ve neglected nuance and substituted it for hyperbolic sensationalism.
One of my people…
When are you going to finally circle around to the problems in Missouri?
Makes sense. Strippers and patrons will most likely wear masks at safe distances whereas in churches the science of being annoited in the blood Christ, touching and singing points to dismal protection. This is not a Christian nation there will be no theocracy. #TaxChurches
Even though you don’t live here, you could at least mention Missouri once in a while.
Aren’t you a senator in Missouri?
It can be hard to tell.
Time to dust off the those church wide pole dancing classes.
overpriced if you cant touch.
Hi @HawleyMO What are your top 3 goals for Missouri in 2021?
Live in Virginia, visit Iowa, visit New Hampshire. Just a guess.
More people go to church.
There could be some crossover.
How does this concern you, Josh “from” MO??
We see what you did there.
Missouri is out of ICU beds.
Worry about your State!
Gavin Stalin and his NKVD Stasi enforcers work in Bolshevik ways.
I did not know that.
Strip climbs pay taxes., churches don’t.
How about you worry about your state?
Strip clubs are more fun and a lot less judgemental
I agree josh, we should take away not-for-profit protections for the churches, so they can no longer bend religious money into political money.
or are you now recognizing that strip clubs are worthy houses of worship filled with goddesses?
seems like you’re laying judgment here..
Pay attention to your “home” state….if you even care about us.
Democratic politicians want to achieve the goal of brainwashing and left autocratic by eliminating people’s belief in God.
Uh. Okay, next.
Communist rule is starting….
It will only get worse with Biden/Harris in control…
Why do you care what CA is doing? Care about your state.
Why are you worried about California’s business? Forget you’re supposed to be worried about Missouri?
Ugh. Your faux sanctimonious outrage is worse than a hundred sleazy stripclub goers
Let’s not be quick to judge, there might be some crossover.
Please run in 2024!
He beat you to it.
This is the goal of the Antichrist, COVID-19 is just a global 9/11 that’s being used to take everyone’s freedom and establish a RFID Vax which the masses will voluntarily line up for.
Sarcasm? It’s kind of hard to tell.
Because California Democrats don’t go to Churches on Sunday, instead they go to strip clubs.
That’s a lot of people. Well, their state revenue must be through the roof.
How long until we start hearing your bullshit, “War on Christmas,” tweets?
Dear Missouri (not by residency) Senator,
Please try to at least pretend to represent us.
An actual Missourian
Hey, asshole, you know you are a senator for Missouri, right? Where we are running out of room in hospitals? Where our medical staff is about to break? Where we don’t even have a statewide mask mandate? But you keep worrying about CA, Facebook and the NBA.
NBA! China! California strip clubs!
You seem to tweet about everything that isn’t Missouri.
Because everything is going so well here.
Only if the Leftist scoundrels knew anything about the Constitution, they’d know it’s the only thing that stands in the way of their scheme.
Is the text available online? Just asking.
You’re one of the worst senators in the country. You somehow even manage to make Roy Blunt look less horrible. Stop tweeting bullshit and maybe do your job for once.
Who gives a rat’s ass. You’re supposed to represent Missouri, remember? We don’t give a shit about your insufferable virtue signaling.
They are both full of sinners
Also, human beings. See, crossover!
They will never open churches again. Under the Biden/Harris clan, they hate church and church goers and Christians (who are pro life). Remember, they like abortions even after birth
Kansas City Mayor Quinton Lucas [2019 file photo].
Yesterday, on suburban narcissism:
Mayor Q @QuintonLucasKC
I still just can’t. First, can we mandate education on the Holocaust and actual genocides? Wearing masks indoors at suburban stores ain’t it.
But there’s something more insidious here about the callousness around us these days, outnumbering the rest of us in some states.
[….] 2:01 AM · Nov 20, 2020
Mayor Lucas continued:
Mayor Q @QuintonLucasKC
How many family friends do you have to hear have battled COVID for 3 weeks and may make it out, but they’re unsure?
How many stories do you have to hear about someone not making it?
How many lives have to be wrecked for us to care enough to do modest, modest shit to save lives? 2:05 AM · Nov 20, 2020
Mayor Q @QuintonLucasKC
I spend my days believing in the goodness of people (necessary for the job) and the goodness of where I’m from, but I am so embarrassed by many around us. Just give a damn about someone else or, ultimately, yourself and those around you. 2:08 AM · Nov 20, 2020
Wear a damn mask. And while you’re at it, wear some damn gloves.
Stay Home. Wash your hands. Don’t touch your face. Good luck to us all.