• About
  • The Poetry of Protest

Show Me Progress

~ covering government and politics in Missouri – since 2007

Show Me Progress

Tag Archives: clueless

Still trying to make friends and influence people

26 Thursday Jan 2023

Posted by Michael Bersin in Claire McCaskill, Eric Schmitt, social media, US Senate

≈ Leave a comment

Tags

clueless, Eric Schmitt, Fascist pig, missouri, right wingnut, U.S. Senate

And he does it so well.

Eric Schmitt (r) {August 2022 file photo].

Yesterday, from Claire McCaskill (D):

Claire McCaskill @clairecmc
The question is….who gave this story to Politico. It’s embarrassing for Schmitt. Why didn’t someone explain this to him? Which Senator or his staff leaked this? I will hazard a guess. And it rhymes with folly.

New GOP senator irks colleagues….
[….]
8:11 PM · Jan 25, 2023

“…And it rhymes with folly.” Josh!

In Politico:

New GOP senator irks colleagues with Judiciary committee push
First-term Missouri Sen. Eric Schmitt wants a spot on the coveted panel, and is even calling his colleagues asking if they’ll step aside.
[….]

Eric (r), you keep doing you.

Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?

28 Thursday Apr 2022

Posted by Michael Bersin in social media

≈ Leave a comment

Tags

2nd Congressional District, Ann Wagner, clueless, missouri, right wingnut, social media, Twitter

Today:

Ann Wagner @AnnLWagner
Missourians know how to balance their budget – the federal government should too.
9:07 AM · Apr 28, 2022

Show us you don’t really know much about social media without telling us you don’t know much about social media.

There is hilarity in the responses:

So you regret your vote to give billionaires a tax cut?

Says the woman who voted to blow up the deficit.
[….]

I was on a tele-town hall with you when you said the reason you ran for office originally was because you thought the Democrats were being fiscally irresponsible. Then you voted for the Trump tax scam.
[….]

You weren’t worried about balancing the budget when you gave big tax cuts to the ultra rich and corporations.

They know how to underfund public education too. Should the feds do that as well? 49 state fund education and teacher salaries better than MO.

There’s that.

Tip O’Neill used to have a great retort when Reagan would call for a balance budget amendment. He would say if President Reagan wanted a balanced budget, he should just send one up. What could possibly be the response to that putdown?

Y’all made this mess. We clean it up. Every time.

Easy for you to say that while you’re out of power. Wasn’t so easy for you to vote that way from 2016-2020 though.

Republicans controlled both houses of Congress and the presidency from 2016–2018 and did not balance the budget. Why not?

So sick of the constant whining with no actual plans or policies put forward. Last I heard you voted to blow up the budget with the trump tax cuts for the wealthy.

Aren’t you the federal government? Haven’t you been the federal government for a while?

Shhhhh.

Someone tell Ann we’re roasting her over here. Does her social team even look back at the crap they tweet?

Evidently not.

You have room to talk. You voted for a tax reform bill that added trillions $ to the national debt with absolutely no way to pay for it. #Hypocrite

Republicans like @annlwagner only care about the federal deficit when a Democrat is in the WH. They look the other way when a Republican is in office. The hypocrisy is stunning!

What else is new?

You never have to answer your phone when it’s off the hook

07 Monday Feb 2022

Posted by Michael Bersin in social media

≈ Leave a comment

Tags

21st Senate District, clueless, congressional reapportionment, Denny Hoskins, math challenged, missouri, right wingnut, social media, Twitter

Denny Hoskins (r) [2017 file photo].

What we’ve all come to expect from Denny Hoskins (r):

Senator Denny Hoskins, CPA @DLHoskins
THANK YOU to everyone who has contacted me in support of a 7R-1D congressional map! Time to stand up and fight for liberty!
[….]
5:10 PM · Feb 7, 2022 from Missouri State Capitol

The irony always escapes Denny Hoskins (r):

Who can reply?
People @DLHoskins follows or mentioned can reply

Problem solved, eh?

[….]

We already did some of the math:

…The total Congressional vote for either Democrats or Republicans in Missouri in 2020 was 2,896,117. The total Congressional vote for Republican candidates in 2020 was 1,723,982 (59.53%). The total Congressional vote for Democratic candidates was 1,172,135 (40.47%)…

[….]More like 5 [Republican districts] (62.5%) – 3 [Democratic districts] (37.5%)….

We’ll finish:

40.47% > 37.5%.

6 is 75.0% of 8. 2 is 25.0% of 8.

37.5% > 25.0%.
[….]

7 is 87.5% of 8. 1 is 12.5% of 8.

40.47% > 12.5%.

Math is hard. Apparently more so for a CPA.

Previously:

Math is hard, proportional representation is evil, Missouri voters are stupid (February 4, 2020)

Math is hard – “…yup I’m from Missouri yup…” (February 5, 2022)

Illustrating the Dunning-Kruger Effect in 21st Century America

22 Sunday Mar 2020

Posted by Michael Bersin in social media

≈ Leave a comment

Tags

clueless, Corona virus, COVID-19, Dunning-Kruger Effect, idiot, moran, pandemic, social media, Twitter

Bill Blazejowski: “What if you mix the mayonnaise in the can, with the tunafish? Or… hold it! Chuck! I got it! Take live tuna fish, and feed ’em mayonnaise! Oh this is great.”

Yesterday, from a right wingnut media grifter:

Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii
I do not understand how our hospitals can handle 670,000 flu cases every year, but a few thousand COVID-19 cases overwhelm the system.

We have been dealing with massive flu outbreaks for decades.

To me this is all part of the hype.
7:27 AM · Mar 21, 2020

A response he might be able to understand:

kilgore trout, stonks autographer @KT_So_It_Goes
I do not understand how mcdonalds can serve two billion hamburgers every year but when I order five million at the drive thru it overwhelms the system
[….]
3:45 PM · Mar 21, 2020

Nah, probably not.

Some of the other responses to the first Tweet:

In fairness, there’s a lot you don’t understand.

But it’s because if you go to the hospital with COVID-19, you will require much more intensive care than if you go to the hospital with the flu and healthcare workers are vaccinated against the flu.

I know it is impossible for stupid people to understand why they’re stupid, but GOD you’re stupid.

Perhaps talk to an expert rather than kissing the mirror and you might figure out why you’re stupid. But I know – youre too stupid to know you need to talk to an expert.

You could’ve just stopped with “I do not understand ” because it’s very obvious how your ignorance is a suit you wear proudly.

Because you’re an idiot. Those 370K-670K flu hospitalizations span 5 months. And C19 cases are *on top* of that. Further, no one is immune to C19 and 20% of cases require hospitalization. Do the math. Left to run its course, it could be 320M x 20% = 64M potential patients. See?

Sure, happy to explain, Bill. COVID19 is at least 30x more lethal than flu. People that die from it first require hours and days of intensive care, as do the people who survive.

Right now 1/5 patients who are COVID positive are sick enough to need hospital admission. It is uncommon for people with flu to get sick enough to need admission let alone ICU care. Also flu is not as contagious so we see cases spread over many months instead of all at once.

Ah yes, media hype.

That’s why in Italy the military is collecting coffins because the morgues are overwhelmed.

That’s why all those air carriers grounded 90% of their planes.

That’s why borders are closed.

Because of media hype.

Despicable grifter.

Because those flu patients aren’t in the hospital all at once, and if they’re hospitalized, have a much lower risk of needing intubation/ventilation.

Are you trolling, or genuinely opining on a topic you appear to know virtually nothing about?

It might be faster to just list the things you do understand

We can explain it to you but we can’t understand it for you

When I see something this dumb, I think maybe I was too harsh on Gigli

I would tell you to zip it, but you don’t understand zippers either.

It just doesn’t make any sense! And like, it’s ridiculous that the soil can absorb ~32 inches of rain every year, but we get just eight inches in a couple hours and suddenly there are severe floods! The world is just so illogical!!

I drink hundreds of glasses of water per year and yet I threw up after drinking a mere 40 glasses today.

^Do you see the issue or should I find smaller words?

I’d say there’s a lot you don’t understand, you cabbage.

It goes on and on…

Offered without comment

16 Tuesday Apr 2013

Posted by Michael Bersin in Uncategorized

≈ Leave a comment

Tags

bombing, Boston, clueless, Marathon, missouri, right wingnuts

Via Twitter:

John Hancock @johnrhancock

Anybody else out there wishing John Ashcroft was still the USAG? #boston. 7:35 PM – 15 Apr 13

John Hancock @johnrhancock

Christian, Husband, father, GOP operative, committed conservative, piano player

Sean Nicholson ‏@ssnich 12h

No. RT @johnrhancock: Anybody else out there wishing John Ashcroft was still the USAG? #boston.7:53 PM – 15 Apr 13

SharkFu ‏@SharkFu

Not even John Ashcroft. RT @FiredUpMissouri RT @johnrhancock: Anybody else out there wishing John Ashcroft was still the USAG? #boston.7:52 PM – 15 Apr 13

Subscribe

  • Entries (RSS)
  • Comments (RSS)

Archives

  • March 2023
  • February 2023
  • January 2023
  • December 2022
  • November 2022
  • October 2022
  • September 2022
  • August 2022
  • July 2022
  • June 2022
  • May 2022
  • April 2022
  • March 2022
  • February 2022
  • January 2022
  • December 2021
  • November 2021
  • October 2021
  • September 2021
  • August 2021
  • July 2021
  • June 2021
  • May 2021
  • April 2021
  • March 2021
  • February 2021
  • January 2021
  • December 2020
  • November 2020
  • October 2020
  • September 2020
  • August 2020
  • July 2020
  • June 2020
  • May 2020
  • April 2020
  • March 2020
  • February 2020
  • January 2020
  • December 2019
  • November 2019
  • October 2019
  • September 2019
  • August 2019
  • July 2019
  • June 2019
  • May 2019
  • April 2019
  • March 2019
  • February 2019
  • January 2019
  • December 2018
  • November 2018
  • October 2018
  • September 2018
  • August 2018
  • July 2018
  • June 2018
  • May 2018
  • April 2018
  • March 2018
  • February 2018
  • January 2018
  • December 2017
  • November 2017
  • October 2017
  • September 2017
  • August 2017
  • July 2017
  • June 2017
  • May 2017
  • April 2017
  • March 2017
  • February 2017
  • January 2017
  • December 2016
  • November 2016
  • October 2016
  • September 2016
  • August 2016
  • July 2016
  • June 2016
  • May 2016
  • April 2016
  • March 2016
  • February 2016
  • January 2016
  • December 2015
  • November 2015
  • October 2015
  • September 2015
  • August 2015
  • July 2015
  • June 2015
  • May 2015
  • April 2015
  • March 2015
  • February 2015
  • January 2015
  • December 2014
  • November 2014
  • October 2014
  • September 2014
  • August 2014
  • July 2014
  • June 2014
  • May 2014
  • April 2014
  • March 2014
  • February 2014
  • January 2014
  • December 2013
  • November 2013
  • October 2013
  • September 2013
  • August 2013
  • July 2013
  • June 2013
  • May 2013
  • April 2013
  • March 2013
  • February 2013
  • January 2013
  • December 2012
  • November 2012
  • October 2012
  • September 2012
  • August 2012
  • July 2012
  • June 2012
  • May 2012
  • April 2012
  • March 2012
  • February 2012
  • January 2012
  • December 2011
  • November 2011
  • October 2011
  • September 2011
  • August 2011
  • July 2011
  • June 2011
  • May 2011
  • April 2011
  • March 2011
  • February 2011
  • January 2011
  • December 2010
  • November 2010
  • October 2010
  • September 2010
  • August 2010
  • July 2010
  • June 2010
  • May 2010
  • April 2010
  • March 2010
  • February 2010
  • January 2010
  • December 2009
  • November 2009
  • October 2009
  • September 2009
  • August 2009
  • July 2009
  • June 2009
  • May 2009
  • April 2009
  • March 2009
  • February 2009
  • January 2009
  • December 2008
  • November 2008
  • October 2008
  • September 2008
  • August 2008
  • July 2008
  • June 2008
  • May 2008
  • April 2008
  • March 2008
  • February 2008
  • January 2008
  • December 2007
  • November 2007
  • October 2007
  • September 2007
  • August 2007

Categories

  • campaign finance
  • Claire McCaskill
  • Congress
  • Democratic Party News
  • Eric Schmitt
  • Healthcare
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Interview
  • Jason Smith
  • Josh Hawley
  • Mark Alford
  • media criticism
  • meta
  • Missouri General Assembly
  • Missouri Governor
  • Missouri House
  • Missouri Senate
  • Resist
  • Roy Blunt
  • social media
  • Standing Rock
  • Town Hall
  • Uncategorized
  • US Senate

Meta

  • Log in

Blogroll

  • Balloon Juice
  • Crooks and Liars
  • Digby
  • I Spy With My Little Eye
  • Lawyers, Guns, and Money
  • No More Mister Nice Blog
  • The Great Orange Satan
  • Washington Monthly
  • Yael Abouhalkah

Donate to Show Me Progress via PayPal

Your modest support helps keep the lights on. Click on the button:

Blog Stats

  • 772,626 hits

Powered by WordPress.com.

 

Loading Comments...