Parson’s Neuter
18 Sunday Sep 2022
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18 Sunday Sep 2022
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17 Saturday Sep 2022
Posted in US Senate
Or maybe he was filing another lawsuit against a Missouri public school district…
Yesterday afternoon:
Team Trudy @TeamTrudyBV
Looks like Eric got lost on his way to the @MissouriPress debate. So nice of them to leave him a podium in case he cares to show up.
[….]
2:03 PM · Sep 16, 2022
Someone wins the Internet:
Nice match with the empty suit we’ve had in the AG’s office for the last two terms.
And a few others:
A No show in the “Show Me” state. Sounds like a promising campaign slogan…
Don’t worry, he’ll tweet some self-serving, mean-spirited lie to let us know he’s still alive.
Yes, he is predictable.
16 Friday Sep 2022
Posted in campaign finance
Yesterday at the Missouri Ethics Commission:
C171164 09/15/2022 Lincoln PAC Missouri Soybean Association 734 S Country Club Dr Jefferson City MO 65109 9/15/2022 $10,000.00
C171164 09/15/2022 Lincoln PAC Missouri Cable Telecommunications Association PO Box 1805 Jefferson City MO 65102 9/15/2022 $10,000.00
C171164 09/15/2022 Lincoln PAC Charter Communications 12405 Powerscourt Dr St Louis MO 63131 9/15/2022 $7,500.00
[emphasis added]
Life in Missouri.
15 Thursday Sep 2022
Posted in Missouri General Assembly, Missouri Governor, social media
Tags
General Assembly, governor, Mike Parson, missouri, revenue reduction, right wingnuts, Special Session, Trickle Down Economics
The Missouri General Assembly has started concurrent veto and special sessions. Governor Mike Parson’s (r)intent is to permanently defund the state with a disproportionately generous revenue giveaway to the most well off in this state:
Governor Mike Parson @GovParsonMO
Every taxpaying Missourian, no matter their background, income, or job description will see a reduction in their tax liability. Real lasting relief that will actually make a difference, both now and in the years to come. [….]
4:42 PM · Aug 22, 2022
On what planet is an annual income of $25,000 a year a liveable wage? “The state minimum wage for 2022 is $11.15/hr.” That calculates to an annual salary of just over $23,000.
From the Missouri Budget Project:
The top 1% will get an estimated cut of over $6,000 a year. That seems like a fair exchange for crippling the state budget in perpetuity for everyone else, right?
Some of the responses to Mike Parson (r):
Will my local school go to 4 days a week like so many others? Do I get my state highway repaved in ten years?
Do I still need to put money in the donation jar at Casey’s for some kid needing medical care?
Why didn’t you include a graphic of the reduced amount of Missouri’s 1%? Here, I’ll do it for you: Those earning 500k will see $6k in savings.
Like…don’t we think the senior citizen who is trying to live on 20k a year might want, I dunno, open hospitals less than 50 miles from her house? Also I can save more by using coupons to get my oil changed 2X year. Just such epic bullshit, all of this
Keep my taxes and PAY THE TEACHERS!
I guess thanks for making it clear this is aimed not at people who need help making rent or paying groceries, but a tax break for high-income Missourians. [….]
I have to spend more on school supplies for just 1 kid because our schools are so broke. Want to get me excited about personal savings, tell me our schools will be fully funded and I won’t get a shopping list from the teachers 4 times a year for basic classroom materials.
Where’s the rest of the graphic, that shows massive savings for the hyper-wealthy? Rex didn’t want you to mention that part?
The rich don’t need a tax break they need to pay their fair share. How about you close the loopholes that allow you & your cronies to pay less in taxes than someone making $20,000 a year & use the money to make the poor secure
What a joke. Bankrupting the state for the rich guys. [….]
So Missouri’s State government is chronically understaffed, underfunded, inefficient, ineffective, and pays most of its employees a below-standard wage. Is saving the average taxpayer $10-20 a month in taxes seriously going to make their lives better?
Mike Parson is really proud of the extra cans of cat food that senior widow can afford every month now!
What a plastic trojan horse. Thank you for making clear that the higher the income, the exponentially higher the savings the rich will have with your tax giveaway.
You’re touting a double date dinner & a movie valued tax savings as transformative???
#wearenotstupid
#supermajority #fail
Yeah, but then we’ll all be living in a libertarian paradise.
Where is the tweet that show us how much those that make $150k, $300k, $2MM/year will get?
Maybe because they will get $1000s back as opposed to $100?
What kind of savage joke is this? A couple hundred dollars isn’t going to make a difference in most of our taxes compared to what we’re giving up for it. We want housing, education, health care, transportation, etc. for all. Nobody is buying this.
You left out the part where your rich donors get far more than the average family.
You also left out what we sacrifice in terms of things like.. education. In a state where teacher salaries are already at the bottom.
Wealth redistribution. From ordinary Missourians to the rich.
It’s class warfare – and you’ve been losing for decades.
For a few hundred bucks we’re letting public education go down the toilet?
Exactly. They consider that a feature, not a bug.
Imagine thinking this looks good.
An extra $100 or so while our roads crumble and schools go down to 4 day weeks is not the ‘great deal’ you’re trying to sell it as.
Well, it is Mike Parson (r).
You’re so ideologically enamored with tax cuts you don’t even realize this is a nearly meaningless tax cut for most. Meanwhile, we have school districts doing 4 days per week. You think the cut will pay for the childcare they need on the day there’s no school in session?
Where’s the pretty picture showing how much your wealthy donors will save? [….]
I don’t think anyone that makes 25K or 20k smiles like that.
Now do how much the top earners of MO save. (Hint : it’s in the thousands)
I don’t mind paying taxes to cover those less fortunate than me who can’t. I mind paying taxes for the rich who won’t.
This the Parson Legacy. Starve the children, feed the rich!
A 21st Century Missouri Modest Proposal.
Have you ever heard of Sam Brownback?
Oh yes, he has.
Is this a parody account? Relief in the amount of one buck a day for a family of five??
It’s unintentional parody.
You forgot the square for rich people. They benefit the most (over $6K) but you don’t want anyone to see that, do you?
The race to the bottom continues. I’m really tired of so much winning. At least the bumpy roads and crumbling bridges keep the journey interesting
We’re already there.
Funny, you forgot to mention the $6k tax cut to the Uber rich.
Our state is crumbling around us, we are plummeting in most metrics of well being, and people are dying from unfounded healthcare programs and closed rural hospitals. I would prefer investing that money into our state. Tax cuts just tell me you have no solutions to our problems.
We see you, Governor. Tell us more about how $13 – that’s THIRTEEN DOLLARS PER YEAR – is “real lasting relief” for our poorest citizens while the richest gets thousands in breaks. [….]
Woohoo! I can use that savings to put into car repairs since I drive on these atrocious MO roads. Maybe I can also use that savings to buy more supplies for my kids teachers since MO doesn’t adequately fund schools. Thank you for the tax cut, sir!
Bro. Stock photos. Really.
Too tough to go out and find some actual people?
Real people wouldn’t be smiling.
14 Wednesday Sep 2022
Posted in social media, Uncategorized
Tags
Donald Trump, FBI, investigation, phone, pillow talk, sedition, social media, subpeona, Treason, Twitter
Today, some serious corporate shade:
Hardee’s @Hardees
Now that you know we exist… you should really try our pillowy biscuits.
8:04 AM · Sep 14, 2022
Virtuoso trolling:
Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance
Replying to @Hardees
Oh look! I’ve got Hardee’s & still had my phone to take a picture of it with.
[….]
11:55 AM · Sep 14, 2022
Heh.
13 Tuesday Sep 2022
Posted in Josh Hawley, social media, US Senate
Today from Josh Hawley (r):
Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
The big three credit card companies say they will start tracking gun purchases, making it easier to track gun owners – and to stop sales. Big threat to Second Amendment rights. I want to know from the corporations why they capitulated to the anti-2A lobby
[….]
9:47 AM · Sep 13, 2022
There was much hilarity in the responses:
They track what I buy in when , where.
No one makes me use it , not government so not an issue.
Pay cash when you go to the strip club.
Has NOTHING to do with 2nd amendment.
Everything to do with catching criminals.
Why does tracking weapon ownership make you nervous?
How many kids need to be liquified in their classrooms?
Then don’t buy a gun with a credit card [….]
Why do ” good guys with guns” always worry about who knows they have guns? If you have them legally, what’s the problem? If they can track people buying guns illegally, what’s the problem?
There is nothing in the Constitution that gives you the right to have your gun ownership be secret.
That’s not how any of this works. They are not tracking gun purchases. They are categorizing retailers that sell guns for risk assessment purposes. They have been doing this for decades with various types of businesses.
I’m sorry, but as a gun owner, why do I care if they track my purchase? Its not like I’m trying to shoot up a school and then offering thoughts and prayers. [….]
Please tell me what in the world is wrong with making sure guns don’t get into the wrong hands?
Because it’s bad business to passively encourage mass murder? Meh, you’re a traitor, so you wouldn’t get it
Sure the second amendment stipulate ownership should remain secret? I thought it said you had the right to bear. Why would anybody want to keep it a secret?
But its perfectly OK for anti-abortion states to track women’s period and ovulation private app data. Hypocrite!
You went to law school? Please explain how this is a “big threat to 2nd amendment rights?
How does the constitution force credit card companies to do business a certain way?
I dont understand how this has anything to do with the second amendment
How do these policies oppose the 2A support of militias?
They don’t.
You troll with lies. That’s all you can do.
#ResignHawley
Josh, you may have a right to bear arms but
1. Credit card company owns it until you pay the item off, and if they don’t track it, they can’ t repo it.
2 your right to own it was never a ‘ secret’ right.
Tracking is not prohibiting. So no affect on 2nd Amendment rights.
Would you really characterize the purchase of a firearm as exactly the same as the purchase of any “other retail products,” such as top shelf wine or a gym membership or Federalist Society dues, or might it be in some hard-to-figure way kind of different?
We see what you did there.
They track all your purchases. Always have [….]
there is this super archaic way of buying stuff without anyone being able to track you. you may have heard of it. it’s called cash
I believe credit card companies have the right to decide what can and can’t be bought on their credit. Stop interfering with business – just run away.
When you buy mdse using a credit card, some include damage/loss protection. They need to know what you purchased if they decide not to offer this protection on specific items. Think. It’s enlightening.
But it’s ok to want to track women’s menstrual cycles right? Not at all an invasive of privacy. RUN along sir
“The sound of children screaming has been removed.”
They do this for gas, groceries, and restaurants too. Are my rights to those threatened? Knowing that you purchased a gun with a credit card in no way restricts you from buying one. There is always cash.
You think he spent it all at the strip club?
Just asking.
13 Tuesday Sep 2022
Posted in Uncategorized
Well, at least he didn’t make it through the right wingnut republican 4th Congressional District primary in August. Not that there’s any difference.
Yesterday:
Rick Brattin @RickBrattin
I’m proud to have banned these books in school libraries. It’s sick that people think this is appropriate for school age children.
[….]
8:53 AM · Sep 12, 2022
Some of the responses:
You need to watch Footloose again.
Do the Bible next.
#GFY Fascist
Can you also ban a book full of violence, bigamy, and murder?
Child sacrifice, rape, incest …
We see what you did there.
People who ban books are always on the right side of history… Right? [….]
Meh, Gender Queer is totally fine for high school kids. I’m sorry you are embarrassed by it, but not your place to say what is or is not appropriate for others’ kids.
If parents don’t like it, they can ban it for their own kids.
Stop encroaching on my kids’ liberty and choice
It takes a special kind of lack of intellect to pat on one’s back for trying to dumb the next generation to one’s level. Fortunately, there are plenty of smart parents who hand all kinds of books to their kids & tell them that life is full of variety & diversity & it’s beautiful!
Aren’t you that waste of synapses that wanted to teach young Earth Creationism?
Heh. Yep.
Nazis ban books (P)Rick
From a right wingnut PAC mailer directed at Rick Brattin (r) during the August republican primary:
It fits.
12 Monday Sep 2022
Posted in Uncategorized
10 Saturday Sep 2022
Posted in Uncategorized
Tags
booster, Corona virus, COVID Vaccine, COVID-19, Omicron, pandemic
09 Friday Sep 2022
Posted in social media, US Senate
Tags
Corona virus, COVID-19, Eric Schmitt, Fascist pig, missouri, pandemic, right wingnut, social media, Twitter
From the CDC:
Eric Schmitt @Eric_Schmitt
US Senate candidate, MO
Every step of the way I fought for FREEDOM over Fauci for the people of Missouri.And we were right. […]
7:19 PM · Sep 9, 2022
21,335.
What do you mean by we?
Some of the responses:
AND you helped Missourians die of COVID by fighting
public health orders.BTW, Where do you stand on democracy and the rule of law?
Exactly what is this supposed to be in reference to? New @GOP Hail Mary cause y’all are losing?
Do you even give a Schmitt for the over 25,000 MO residents who have died from Covid?
As of yesterday, the official count of Missourians dead from #covid19 is 21,514. I respect you for fighting for Freedom, but you may have been wrong. Who knows how much worse it would have been, if we hadn’t masked, or vaxed? People are still dying today. How about next time?
You have a strange concept of freedom. How much freedom does a person have when they’re confined to a hospital bed with covid? Hooked up to a ventilator? Buried six feet under? Disabled because of long covid?
This guy immediately turned women into 2nd class citizens in MO when Roe was overturned. The government has control over your body not you. If you put him in the senate his views will go nationwide. Women deserve respect and this guy is just not it. He already showed you.
Why do maga cult candidates like you always espouse false narratives?
Fauci isn’t against freedom, he’s an expert professional who was trying to save lives
And you got in the way of saving lives!
The sick thing is that people died needlessly because of the political game you wanted to play. And they were your voters, but you’re so confident that you’ll win, you figured you had voters to spare. Disgusting.
You’ve never been right, quit lying
You fought against the will of the people & did what your donors told you to do
Freedom from science. Eric can only say this because he actively fought documenting the impact of Covid in MO.
No. You weren’t about anything.
No. You were political.
And people died because of it. Can’t believe you’re proud of this statement.
I’m confused. You’re a hillbilly from Bridgeton with a GED. Fauci is an expert infectious disease medical professional. How did you win??? [….]
Every step of the way you fought against the common sense of local parents and school boards
and you were wrong.
People died because of people like you in positions of power and influence who spread false information. May you be granted Grace when your ambitions allow.
You sued China for hoarding masks and keeping them from Missourians, then you sued Missouri schools for requiring masks to protect our students.
You fought for COVID. You fought for Trump. You fought for @GOP propaganda.
You never fought for freedom.
Ah anti-intellectualism. Lies are the MAGA Trumpster’s battlecry.
How many Missourians died because of your “freedom”. It’s sick that you are proud of it.
The dead Missourians can’t share their side.
Schmitt is too extreme for Missouri. 21,500 dead Missourians aren’t free, they’re dead.
It’s exactly what quack would do, fight against Science.
There are thousands of Missourians who would disagree with you if they weren’t dead.
You’re truly a moron.
Nah, you’re a political hack. Just doing stuff to engage your psycho base and scare ppl, you didn’t do anything to help, you fought and wasted our money to actively make stuff worse. Resign idiot.
Previously:
Who is paying for what, Eric? Do tell. (September 7, 2022)