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You say Greenland, he says Iceland…

21 Wednesday Jan 2026

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…let’s call the whole thing off.

Senator Eric Schmitt (r) [2025 file photo].

Today:

Senator Eric Schmitt
[January 21, 2026]

Greenland has clear strategic and geopolitical benefits to the United States.
We cannot afford to lose it to our adversaries.
The President is prioritizing the homeland and the Western Hemisphere, as he promised.
[…]

Some of the responses:

Then put more bases on there, there’s nothing stopping the US from protecting Greenland. Am I missing something?

Yes he keep calling Greenland ice land

Because he’s an idiot.

You can’t lose something that’s not yours to begin with, Senator Eric Schmitt .

Was this a concern of yours in September?

He’s prioritized the mineral interests of his friends.

Meet the new deal…
Same as the old deal 🎶

Or Iceland or whatever 🤣🤣🤣

KKKaroline Leavitt said, “No, no meant that Greenland is covered in ice!”
Jesus Christ, these people…

You are missing one thing – should the U.S. have absolute control over other countries?

We don’t need to own Greenland!

These are our Allies! You work with them not steal from them! They helped us during 9/11 the Danes helped us in Afghanistan! THEYRE OUR ALLIES!!!

Iceland you mean or is it Venezuela or is it Cuba or or or

Greenland or Iceland? Is he sure?

Wow, Missouri sure knows how to produce politicians…Schmidt, Hawley & Alford! Talk about winners…geez!

Trump thinks Greenland is Iceland😜🤡

Wait until Trump finds out Greenland is mostly covered with ice

YOU DOPE…..HE ALREADY BACK TRACKED ON HIS PLANS

Are people truly believing this nonsense?

There is no need for us to acquire Greenland… Please fix a problem at home.

Move there if you like it.

They don’t want him.

Greenland is so 2025. He’s moved on to Iceland now. Try to keep up

Heh.

Trump says Putin is not our enemy.

“Make America Great Again” – in Russian.

Or Iceland? Grandpa felon is confused.
He walked out with exactly what he had when he walked in. TACO

And he chickened out.TACO

We already have the ability to use Greenland for defense purposes. Forcing a takeover of any sort merely weakens our alliances and makes us less safe. It also undermines our soft power, preventing us from opposing territorial aggression by Russia, China, and anyone else for that matter. Monumentally bad idea.
And are you sure it’s not Iceland? The President repeatedly said “Iceland” today.

It was embarrassing. It’s equally embarrassing that you’re bootlicking.

Dumbest fucking timeline of America.

Making a complete fools of yourself is not “schooling” , well Ok, unless you’re MAGA.

Pretty embarrassing now isn’t it. You had a script and now you look like an idiot. Which, to be fair, you are.
But yeah – no one could make any sense at all from Trump’s Devos ramblings. But, on the bright side, his diaper didn’t leak at the podium. So – yippee. I guess.
Just a complete embarrassment.

Schmitt and Alford. Dumb and dumber.

Senator Schmitt wants to sabotage NATO, the greatest military alliance of the last century started by our own Harry Truman, in order to take by force a useless scrap of dirt that in no way belongs to us. Only Hitler, Napoleon, Stalin and every terrible despot in history have made the same argument. Sickening. You spit on Harry Truman’s grave.

Dementia Don doesn’t know the difference between Greenland and Iceland.

Gawd, the idiocy.

What a joke you are. Trump is the one being schooled. The USA can no longer be trusted, and our allies are moving on without us. It will take years to repair the damage he is doing. You are complicit.

Some notable quotes from Trump today in Davos:
Addressing a roomful of CEO’s at a reception: “Usually they say, ‘He’s a horrible dictator-type person.’ But sometimes you need a dictator.”
During his speech at the World Economic Forum: “Without us right now, you would all be speaking German.”
He said this in Switzerland, where 62% of the country speaks German.
Your boss is a fucking moron.
Our allies hate him.
Our adversaries are laughing their asses off at what a useful idiot he is.
YOU are complicit.
Dear god…please let tonight be the night. My champagne is chilling.

Missouri has strategic and political benefits to Portugal. Give it to them. Or they will take it by force. See how that works, you pathetic tool?
Conquest is not a legitimate foreign policy. The Nazis thought it was. So do you. Might makes right, huh?

I’m saving this post as evidence for when you deny ever supporting this man.

We haven’t had this much fun since Eric Schmitt (r) was Missouri’s attorney general

04 Thursday Dec 2025

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“Faux News channel, fascist groupies” – protest sign, circa 2003- 2004.

A CALL TO ACTION: Submit “Media Bias” Tips
The White House
December 2, 2025

The White House recently launched a Media Bias Portal as a service to truth and transparency. Its purpose is to combat the baseless lies, purposely omitted context, and outright left-wing lunacy of the Fake News Media — a tall task that demands the help of everyone who believes in facts and accuracy over Fake News.

That’s why the White House is calling on everyday Americans to support the truth and hold the Fake News accountable. By visiting whitehouse.gov/biastips, anyone can submit biased or undeniably false articles, and valid submissions will be used to keep the Media Bias Portal updated.

So-called “journalists” have made it impossible to identify every false or misleading story, which is why help from the American people is essential. The days of the Fake News Media controlling the narrative with lies, fake anonymous sources, and willful bias are over.

If the legacy media won’t honor their responsibility to accurately inform the public, we know the American people will.

Submit a tip at whitehouse.gov/biastips.

You all know what to do.

Previously:

illegalmandates@ago.mo.gov – RSMo § 610 – Missouri Sunshine Law – email submissions – part 8 (January 13, 2022)

Elect clowns, expect a circus, part the infinity

23 Sunday Mar 2025

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The republican supermajority in the Missouri House never got out of junior high school.

HB 1601
Renames all named bridges as the “Bishop Davidson Bridge”
Sponsor: Cupps, Scott (158)
Proposed Effective Date: 8/28/2025
LR Number: 3171H.01I
Last Action: 03/03/2025 – Read Second Time (H)
Bill String: HB 1601
Next House Hearing: Hearing not scheduled
Calendar: Bill currently not on a House calendar

[….] 227.1000. Beginning August 28, 2025, any bridge named under the provisions of his chapter shall be renamed the “Bishop Davidson Bridge” [….]

HB 1602
Changes the name of the Department of Elementary and Secondary Education to the “Bishop Davidson Curriculum Distribution Department”
Sponsor: Cupps, Scott (158)
Proposed Effective Date: 8/28/2025
LR Number: 3172H.01I
Last Action: 03/03/2025 – Read Second Time (H)
Bill String: HB 1602
Next House Hearing: Hearing not scheduled
Calendar: Bill currently not on a House calendar

[….] (1) Beginning August 28, 2025, the department of elementary and secondary education shall operate under the name “Bishop Davidson Curriculum Distribution Department”. The commissioner of education shall be referred to as the “Commissioner of the Bishop Davidson Curriculum Distribution Department”. As materials with the department’s name are depleted or expire, the new materials shall have the new department name.

(2) As used in this chapter, unless otherwise clearly indicated by the context, the following words mean:

(a) “Commissioner”, the commissioner of the Bishop Davidson curriculum distribution department;

(b) “Department”, the Bishop Davidson curriculum distribution department.

(3) Wherever the laws, rules, or regulations of this state make reference to the “department of elementary and secondary education” or the “Bishop Davidson curriculum distribution department”, such references shall be deemed to refer to the department created under Article IX of the Constitution of Missouri and this chapter.

(4) The revisor of statutes shall change all references in the revised statutes of Missouri from “department of elementary and secondary education” to “Bishop Davidson curriculum distribution department”.

(5) The revisor of statutes shall change all references in the revised statutes of Missouri from “commissioner of education” to “commissioner of the Bishop Davidson curriculum distribution department” [….]

HB 1603
Changes the name of Taum Sauk Mountain to the “Bishop Davidson Summit”
Sponsor: Cupps, Scott (158)
Proposed Effective Date: 8/28/2025
LR Number: 3173H.01I
Last Action: 03/03/2025 – Read Second Time (H)
Bill String: HB 1603
Next House Hearing: Hearing not scheduled
Calendar: Bill currently not on a House calendar

[….] 253.600. Beginning August 28, 2025, the Taum Sauk Mountain in Iron County, the highest natural point in the state of Missouri, shall be renamed the “Bishop Davidson Summit” [….]

HB 1604
Renames the Katy Trail as the “Bishop Davidson Trail”
Sponsor: Cupps, Scott (158)
Proposed Effective Date: 8/28/2025
LR Number: 3174H.01I
Last Action: 03/03/2025 – Read Second Time (H)
Bill String: HB 1604
Next House Hearing: Hearing not scheduled
Calendar: Bill currently not on a House calendar

[….]253.650. Beginning August 28, 2025, the Katy Trail, the two hundred thirty-nine mile trail stretching across most of the state of Missouri, shall be renamed the “Bishop Davidson Trail” [….]

HB 1605
Renames the Missouri State Fair as the “Bishop Davidson Fair”
Sponsor: Cupps, Scott (158)
Proposed Effective Date: 8/28/2025
LR Number: 3175H.01I
Last Action: 03/03/2025 – Read Second Time (H)
Bill String: HB 1605
Next House Hearing: Hearing not scheduled
Calendar: Bill currently not on a House calendar

Who?

Representative Bishop Davidson, a Republican, represents parts of Greene County (District 130) in the Missouri House of Representatives. He was elected to his first two-year term in November 2020.

Growing up as one of nine kids, Bishop graduated from Republic High School in 2013, and then the University of Missouri in 2016, where he studied History and Classics. Before being elected to the Missouri House of Representatives, Davidson worked at the Intercollegiate Studies Institute. The Intercollegiate Studies Institute is a nonprofit educational organization that promotes conservative thought on college campuses.

Representative Scott Cupps, District 158, Republican
No biography available.

Pass the popcorn.

Hat tip to Jess Piper.

You all know what to do

04 Tuesday Feb 2025

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It’s called an own goal.

Missouri Senate

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Because this worked out so well the last time.

Can’t wait to file that RSMo § 610 “Missouri Sunshine Law” request.

Michele Hornish ‪@hornish.bsky.social‬

Particularly funny considering the Missouri GOP has been at the wheel at the state legislature since ….
(checks notes)
**2002.**
They’ve had a trifecta since 2017.
So any wasteful spending they find is THEIR wasteful spending.
Sounds like a fun project.
[….]
February 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM

Yep.

Not clown enough for the big circus

14 Thursday Nov 2024

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On Monday:

Burgess Everett @burgessev
News: Missouri Sen. Eric Schmitt told Trump transition that he’s withdrawing his name from consideration for attorney general, per a person familiar. The Missouri senator will help select judges and work to move Trump’s agenda in the Senate
10:04 AM · Nov 11, 2024

Eric Schmitt
November 11, 2024
Can confirm.
I ran for the U.S. Senate to represent the people of the Show Me State and I’m just getting started.
The American people have given President Donald J. Trump a mandate. A mandate to secure our border, make America energy dominant and fight for the forgotten men and women of this country. We need America First fighters who don’t just say they support the agenda but who are willing to stand in the breach and actually fight for it and for the hopes and dreams of the American people.
I’m ready to roll up my sleeves and be a champion for President Trump in the Senate.
[….]

Eric Schmitt (r) [2022 file photo].

Some of the responses:

that’s not fair. Herr Schmitt would be a great MAGA Attorney General. He could waste millions of dollars traveling the country suing school board over vaccination requirements.

Actually, just wearing masks.

I actually was pulling for him and cheered every time I saw him on private jets with Donald. Because we all know that those closest to Donald won’t still have jobs in four years.

Matt Gaetz is! Oh the irony. Poor Eric. Relinquished to a back room “non titled” position. Again..MATT GAETZ. tRump is actually conducting “loyalty tests” with these appointments. Straight out of the facists playbook.

I was hoping you withdrew from everything

All you ass-kissing and nothing

Matt Gaetz beat out Eric Schmitt for AG? How low down the list do you have to be for Matt Gaetz to beat you?

Heh.

You did nothing for Missouri anyways. Why would you think you’d be a good US attorney general? What have you done? I don’t think you are qualified to select judges either.

LOL. What you really mean is that all that DRUMPF kissing up didn’t pay off!!
DRUMPF didn’t want you.

So….apparently you didn’t suck up as hard as Matt Gaetz. Or maybe you didn’t have kompromat on Trump.
Either way, this administration will humiliate America on the world stage.
Thanks for ruining a decent country.

Thank god. You’re a canker sore.

Well, okay. We get the point.

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…

Previously:

Donald Trump (r) is looking for someone with previous experience setting up an informant network to head the Ministerium für Staatssicherheit (November 9, 2024)

Pointing fingers in the right direction

07 Thursday Nov 2024

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Old media, if not anything else, can turn on a dime.

The gaslighting hasn’t infiltrated everywhere just yet. This morning.

Mika Brezinski: “Was Joe Biden’s presidency a failure.”

Eugene Robinson: “No.”

The Democratic Party doesn’t have to figure out anything, nor change its core beliefs.

Look in the mirror. American voters faced an important test on Tuesday. Too many of them failed, by commission and omission.

They deserve what they’re going to get.

Far too many others, our most vulnerable, don’t.

#Resist

Try caning first

27 Saturday Jan 2024

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Clown hardware.

This past week, in Jefferson City:

Senate Democrats @MoSenDems
The Missouri Republican Civil War continues to escalate as a member of the Freedom Caucus faction has filed a proposed rule change to allow Senators to challenge an “offending senator to a duel.” #moleg
[….]
4:47 PM · Jan 24, 2024

Try caning first.

Less likely to harm any innocent bystanders.

Previously:

Elect republican clowns, expect a republican circus (January 27, 2024)

Elect republican clowns, expect a republican circus

27 Saturday Jan 2024

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What republican majority control of the General Assembly for twenty years gets Missouri:

Caleb Rowden (r) [2016 file photo].

This past week in the Missouri Senate:

[….]

[Caleb] Rowden [r], who must leave the Senate after this year due to term limits, is seeking the GOP nomination for secretary of state in this year’s election. One of the Republicans he’s facing off with in the primary is a Freedom Caucus member — Sen. Denny Hoskins [r] of Warrensburg.

This year, six members who call themselves the Freedom Caucus have taken intra-party warfare to a new level under the direction of Eigel, who wants to be the Republican nominee for governor. Caucus members are filibustering confirmation of Gov. Mike Parson’s appointees until the Senate approves a bill making it harder to pass constitutional amendments by initiative petition.

In retaliation, Rowden on Tuesday removed four members of the Freedom Caucus from committee chairmanships. The removals were retaliation for the caucus stall tactics and Rowden called them “a small group of swamp creatures.”

After their ouster from committee seats, members of the Freedom Caucus poured out their stored-up grievances on the Senate floor for four hours. A Wednesday cease-fire allowed Parson to deliver his annual State of the State address to a joint legislative session, but the roar of battle returned with a vengeance on Thursday.

[….]

Denny Hoskins (r) [2017 file photo].

Nothing.

Alford (r), Burlison (r), Graves (r), Luetkemeyer (r), and Smith (r): The Five Missouri Wingnuts of Performative Bullshit

08 Wednesday Nov 2023

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Today 106 right wingnuts in the House of Representatives voted to defund the office of Vice President Kamala Harris (D):

The Recount @therecount
322-106: An amendment to defund Vice President Kamala Harris’ office fails in the House.

114 Republicans voted with Democrats to reject the proposed amendment to the Financial Services and General Government Appropriations Act.
[….]
House Doesn’t Pass Amendment to Defund VP Kamala Harris’ Office
2:50 PM · Nov 8, 2023

The recorded vote:

FINAL VOTE RESULTS FOR ROLL CALL 633
H R 4664 RECORDED VOTE 8-Nov-2023 3:16 PM
AUTHOR(S): Collins of Georgia Part B Amendment No. 44
QUESTION: On Agreeing to the Amendment

—- AYES 106 —

Alford
Burlison
Graves (MO)
Luetkemeyer
Smith (MO)

—- NOES 322 —

Bush
Cleaver
Wagner

—- NOT VOTING 10 —

[emphasis added]

Missouri managed to contribute five clowns to the right wingnut circus.

Because they have nothing better to do.

Not a demon, more of a clown, really, or maybe a demonic clown

30 Monday Oct 2023

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“…Dems Quick to Demonize New Speaker Johnson…”

Today:

Congressman Mark Alford
[October 30, 2023]
I was proud to vote for Mike Johnson for Speaker.
He is the right man for the job.
He has unified the House GOP.
We are a team. We are ready to work.
[….]

Just a few responses:

America is not a theocracy.

but the declaration and Constitution and pledge and our currency all mention him. You won’t break if you say his name.

“Beelzebub” is in the Constitution? Just asking.

The U.S. Constitution does not mention God. The Pledge of Allegiance is not a founding document. The original text of the pledge, written by a socialist minister in 1892, had no mention of God.

A little early for a victory lap. Still much to do.

🙏

Mark Alford (r) [2023 file photo].

Previously:

Elect republican clowns to Congress, expect a clown show (October 3, 2023)

This. Exactly. This. (October 4, 2023)

When all you ever do is feed the beast it will never be enough (October 5, 2023)

You voted for the rule, schmuck (October 6, 2023)

Maybe you should elect a Speaker at some point? (October 12, 2023)

This hasn’t aged well (October 13, 2023)

What else would you expect, Ann (r)? (October 14, 2023)

You asked (October 15, 2023)

There is no such thing as a “moderate” republican – part the infinity (October 16, 2023)

You are the choices you make (October 16, 2023)

The insurrectionist clown in a yellow tie (October 19, 2023)

Who’s next? (October 20, 2023)

You keep asking… (October 21, 2023)

We’re not surprised by this, Mark (r) (October 23, 2023)

This aged really, really well (October 23, 2023)

Another one bites the dust… (October 24, 2023)

Still the same circus, just another clown (October 25, 2023)