Today:
Rep. Eric Burlison
[July 26, 2023]
I’ll be on Newsmax in 10 minutes to discuss today’s UAP hearing.
Tune in!
[….]
Newsmax and UAPs in the same sentence. Heh.
“Isn’t that lovely?”
26 Wednesday Jul 2023
Today:
Rep. Eric Burlison
[July 26, 2023]
I’ll be on Newsmax in 10 minutes to discuss today’s UAP hearing.
Tune in!
[….]
Newsmax and UAPs in the same sentence. Heh.
“Isn’t that lovely?”
16 Friday Jun 2023
Posted Congress, social media
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4th Congressional District, 7th Congressional District, Donald Trump, Eric Burlison, former newsreader, indictment. sycophants, Joe Biden, lunatic fringe, Mark Alford, right wingnut, social media, that ridiculous hat
Sycophants gotta sycophant.
Mark Alford @RepMarkAlford
America deserves to hear these tapes immediately.
[….]
6:07 PM · Jun 12, 2023
Some of the responses:
I’m excited to hear what the next turn in the Republicans weaponizing government against a private citizen to hurt his dad politically is after these tapes turn out not to exist or resemble Grassley’s description of them.
Allegedly doing so much heavy lifting, my grandpa’s mule team would be impressed. Please have some respect for your constituents who don’t fall for every Faux News link.
Do you get tired of falling on your face and sounding like a fool? Missouri residents want to know.
You all need to start being sued for libel at this point. Using your office to continually defame not only Biden but his family. I mean, if you acted like you gave a shit about Kushner getting 2 billion in foreign cash I might listen to you but you’re just partisan schills
Missouri deserves someone who will work to help people not a partisan hack who soul purpose is to spread lies to gullible MAGA rubes
You can’t because they don’t exist. Unlike the smoking gun tapes of Trump admitting that he knew what he did was wrong. He is guilty of violating the classified records legislation he supported and signed into law. Hypocrites, every one of you.
And again, you do nothing but tweet. Pandering to your base is getting really pathetic. You prove every day that you are useless to this state
Rep. Eric Burlison @RepEricBurlison
15 audio recordings with Hunter.2 recordings with then-VP Joe Biden.
My colleagues and I on @GOPoversight will leave no stone unturned in our investigation into the Biden family’s influence-peddling schemes.
9:29 AM · Jun 13, 2023
Some of the responses:
Anti-American extremist Eric Burlison has unsubstantiated gossip he got thirdhand via notorious liars.
[….]
you just keeping throwing crap
No surprise with this Tweet. Deflection from today’s arraignment of DJT facing 37 charges related to mishandling classified material.
Shorter Eric: hasn’t heard a second of these. But yeah, keep fishing without a license little buddy.
How ’bout taking a look at the $$$ the Saudis gave Kushner?
Damn, never thought I’d miss Billy Long
Are you all just going to say you have these “recordings” or are we going to hear them? You all said you’d release them then nothing. Silence. This smells like bullshit
In 3, 2, 1…
10 Saturday Jun 2023
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7th Congressional District, bigot, Eric Burlison, LGBTQIA+, missouri, pearl clutching, social media
Just asking.
This afternoon from Eric Burlison (r):
Rep. Eric Burlison @RepEricBurlison
Having a “family-friendly activity,” drag shows, and a performance by “Crystal Methyd” all on the same stage & in the same afternoon is wrong. Kids shouldn’t be seeing this stuff!The City of Springfield and Greene County Health should be ashamed to sponsor this event.
1:15 PM · Jun 10, 2023
Give it a rest, you pearl-clutching busybody.
Rhonda Santis works as a drag queen name in Florida, Crystal Methyd works for Missouri. You go with what you’re famous for.
“…all on the same stage & in the same afternoon…” Why, next they’ll be mixing cotton and polyester fibers in their clothing. The nerve.
Different shows for different crowds? Do tell.
Some of the responses:
Take your kids to Hooters, instead.
I bet you watched the Munsters as a Kid. So maybe you should take a seat.
[….]
Apparently the Munsters mixed fibers, too.
We have one in Kansas City today too. Come on by, homophobe. Cleanse yourself.
We had a Pride Festival in Warrensburg on June 3rd. I had a beer from the bar after standing out in the heat covering and photographing the bigots with signs across the street.
The City of Springfield and Greene county as a whole should be ashamed to have such an ignorant bigot representing them.
There’s that.
Previously:
Warrensburg Pride Festival – June 26, 2021 (June 26, 2021)
Local busybodies engage in pearl clutching (June 3, 2022)
“I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians, they are so unlike your Christ.” (June 4, 2022)
Pride Festival – Warrensburg, Missouri – June 4, 2022 (June 4, 2022)
The pearl clutching right wingnut bigots among us (April 19, 2023)
Always the other (April 21, 2023)
Meta – The pearl clutching right wingnut bigots among us (April 22, 2023)
Unified Field Theory of Right Wingnut Pearl Clutching, Self-Righteousness, and Victimhood (April 22, 2023)
Addressing Bigotry – Warrensburg, Missouri City Council – April 24, 2023 (April 25, 2023)
Addressing Bigotry – Warrensburg, Missouri City Council – April 24, 2023 – part 2 (April 26, 2023)
Addressing Bigotry – Warrensburg, Missouri City Council Meeting – May 8, 2023 (May 9, 2023)
Addressing Bigotry – Warrensburg, Missouri City Council Meeting – May 8, 2023 – part 2 (May 9, 2023)
Addressing Bigotry – Warrensburg, Missouri City Council Meeting – May 8, 2023 – part 3 (May 9, 2023)
Addressing Bigotry – Warrensburg, Missouri City Council Meeting – May 8, 2023 – part 4 (May 9, 2023)
Addressing Bigotry – Warrensburg, Missouri City Council Meeting – May 8, 2023 – part 5 (May 10, 2023)
Living in a self-imposed cultural vacuum (May 10, 2023)
A downward spiral…of pearl clutching (May 25, 2023)
Warrensburg Pride Festival – June 3, 2023 – Returning to Family Friendly Format (May 26, 2023)
Thoughts and… (May 27, 2023)
Everyone is here for the ratio (May 28, 2023)
All means all (May 29, 2023)
Warrenburg, Missouri Pride Festival – before the crowd – June 3, 2023 (June 3, 2023)
Warrensburg, Missouri Pride Festival – hand wringing, pearl clutching, and sign waving in the noonday sun – June 3, 2023 (June 3, 2023)
Warrensburg, Missouri Pride Festival – June 3, 2023 (June 4, 2023)
Some (former) constituents are more equal than others (June 4, 2023)
The Devil is in the details (June 5, 2023)
When all you ever play is beanball (June 7, 2023)
An ally (June 8, 2023)
It’ll be Smithmas Eve in Miami on Monday (June 8, 2023)
Cult member says cult things about cult leader (June 9, 2023)
Orange is the new orange* (June 9, 2023)
The usual suspects (June 9, 2023)
Interior Decoration in the Post-Presidential Grifter Federal Indictment Classified Materials Style (June 10, 2023)
31 Wednesday May 2023
Posted Congress, Jason Smith, social media
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7th Congressional District, 8th Congressional District, Debt ceiling, Eric Burlison, Jason Smith, popcorn, right wingnuts, social media
Missouri right wingnuts on the debt ceiling vote:
Rep. Jason Smith @RepJasonSmith
President Biden asked for a blank check.Republicans negotiated a deal that delivers for the American people.
[….] Rescinding billions of COVID $
[….] Administrative PAYGO
[….] Work requirements
[….] Spending caps
[.. ..]Cutting IRS funding
3:10 PM · May 30, 2023
And:
Rep. Eric Burlison @RepEricBurlison
After carefully reviewing the bill text and fielding phone calls from my constituents, I will not be supporting H.R. 3746.
4:47 PM · May 30, 2023
The smell of victory or defeat? Which is it? Just asking.
Pass the popcorn.
13 Saturday May 2023
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7th Congressional District, Eric Burlison, missouri, right wingnut, social media, underpants gnome
1. Steal underpants.
2. ?
3. Profit!
Yesterday:
Rep. Eric Burlison @RepEricBurlison
The FBI admits they have a document that proves there was a bribery scheme, but they refuse to turn it over to the Oversight Committee.What more do you need to know?
9:36 AM · May 12, 2023
Some of the responses:
Kushner. What more do you need to know?
Facts. I want to know facts. Reality stuff. Not the crap your colleagues tried to foist on us that suggests but doesn’t prove anything.
Profit!
Post your proof
This is a lie
Sure they do Eric. We believe you. Haha
Clown says what?
Wait! The FBI is finally going to show what they have on Jared’s $2 Billion dollars?
Or Ivanka’s $600 million?
False. They never admitted anything.
How is it that you “know” this, but don’t have access to and have never seen said document?
Just another lying Republican, so many
My question is:
Why can’t you just run on a platform? Why can’t you stand for something other than fear & lies?
Profit!
Sure, Jan…
Lie. But you know all you need to do is repeat and allegation over and over even with no proof and your minions will believe it.
That you still have no evidence of anything?
Oh really? Who from the FBI said this? When did they say that? Where is that documented?
You are a pathological liar. It’s gross.
No Eric. That is incorrect.
Oh c’mon Eric. You used to be more normal. When did you lose your mind?
You had to ask?
The GOP lies so often. Even if this was true no one will believe. Your pearl clutching ass needs to sit down and stfu.
21 Friday Apr 2023
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7th Congressional District, bigot, Bigotry, Eric Burlison, LGBTQIA+, missouri, right wingnut, social media
Yesterday, from Eric Burlison (r):
Rep. Eric Burlison @RepEricBurlison
Sometimes what we do in Washington is complicated. But today, I voted for something that isn’t complicated.Today, I voted for the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act.
It’s a simple bill. It prohibits men from competing against women in women’s sports. That’s it.
10:03 AM · Apr 20, 2023
Bigot.
Some of the responses:
So, who’s gonna be peakin’ in undies & who foots the bill for genetic testing, Eric?
Good question.
Too bad you won’t fight for women on other, much more important matters.
There’s that.
This hate bill will go nowhere, because Repubs can’t get it past the Senate. But thank you for your increasingly progressive district with young voters that you are 100% against the LGBTQ community.
Bigot. That’s not what the voters want.
Not simple but definitely cruel and political
Amazing, way to protect us from 1 or 2 % of the population. Why don’t Republicans work on something important like inflation? Ohh, I remember now it’s because you don’t actually have an effective plan. So you fear monger to divide and distract people.
06 Thursday Apr 2023
Posted Congress, social media
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7th Congressional District, arraignment, Donald Trump, Eric Burlison, indictment, right wingnut, social media, sycophant
This week:
Rep. Eric Burlison @RepEricBurlison
Today is a dark day for our country.The Left is subverting the justice system to silence the leading candidate of the opposition party.
This is election interference, plain and simple.
9:19 AM · Apr 4, 2023
The responses:
Time to use their tactics against them!
If the Constitution was created and written in crayon by a four-year-old.
I wouldn’t say “leading”.
He would.
Let’s not forget the leading candidate announced very, very, early knowing there was investigations. I believe a person should question why he did that.
Funny that.
Patriotic Americans are ready for anything thrown at us…bring it!
Meaning exactly what?
I am disillusioned by the GOP’s history of general inaction. I’m a conservative republican.
The GOP is all talk, and no action!!!
DAMN IT, DO SOMETHING!!!
DON’T JUST TALK, TALK, TALK…
DO SOMETHING!!!
Help us believe in you again by earning back our respect!!!
PRODUCE RESULTS!!!
Okay.
Trump is and always has been a con man. But…it’s the lefts fault! Got it!
Also, Grifter.
Its to bad there wasnt people out there that would make sure laws are followed. America sure has changed in the last 15 years
And your point is?
Yesterday was a great day to be alive. NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW.
Show your fuckin’ work, you embarrassingly sycophantic little twatwaffle.
The twice impeached, indicted, loser by a landslide starts his legal problems today in NY.
He still has-
A Special Grand Jury in Georgia voted to indict.
Mar-a-lago Classified Documents & J6 DOJ Investigations on going.
Can I get a “Lock Him Up” from all my MAGA friends?
MAGA friends? Must be a polite turn of phrase.
28 Tuesday Mar 2023
Posted social media
inTags
America, Andy Ogles, children, Eric Burlison, guns, Mark Alford, massacre, Nashville, Tennessee
Thoughts and prayers? Prayers and thoughts? Good enough, apparently.
Yesterday:
Erin Hahn @erinhahn_author
Please stop acting like arming teachers is the answer. You don’t even trust us to pick out books for your children.
1:17 PM · Mar 27, 2023
A response:
Not to mention that anyone who has ever worked in a school knows FOR SURE that the teachers who would happily volunteer are that last people we’d want to have a gun in the school.
Yesterday:
David Hogg @davidhogg111
Senator Blackburn took $1.25 million from the NRA.
[….]
12:53 PM · Mar 27, 2023
Responses:
I’m sending her a check today.
America is a gun.
Where does it say that he like to see kids die??
Yesterday:
Mark Alford @markalfordkc
Out to lunch… and ice cream. Sad.
[….]
7:37 PM · Mar 27, 2023
Some responses:
Did I miss your statement about today’s tragedy in Nashville and what your plan is to stop school shootings?
Mark has done exactly zero things to help Americans, zero
What’s your plan to prevent more school shootings then?
What have you done to stop the murder of our children?
Is it getting a little warm in here, or is it just me?
[….] from the party of “thoughts and prayers” that’s pretty rich.
What are you doing for American children Mark?
So, Mark, please elaborate – what are your proposals to end senseless gun violence?
I’ll wait for your response.
You are really solving problems out there chief
You’re just gonna have to forgive me for not buyin’ your bullshit feigned outrage.
Do you have any solutions, congressman, or are you just flapping your gums?
You’re nuts. This wasn’t a press conference about the shooting. This was initially for a women’s small business function.
Yes you and you’re partisan bullshit is sad.
You were a hack on the news & preyed upon rural folks for votes. Gfy. Everyone in KC knows you’re a mook & an embarrassment.
Go on puppet, rattle off some more dumb shit.
What do you plan to do to make it better Mark? Alwsys wondered what plans you have to help or you just another Twitter dipshit?
Two weeks ago:
Rep. Eric Burlison @RepEricBurlison
BREAKING: I’m excited to announce Fresh Freedom, a podcast cohosted by myself, @RepBrecheen, @RepEliCrane, @RepLuna, & @RepOgles.Join 5 freshmen representatives as we give you a behind the scenes look inside the People’s House!
Links to Fresh Freedom available below.
5:03 PM · Mar 13, 2023
Andy Ogles (r) represents the 5th Congressional District in Tennessee.
What will they all talk about next?
Yesterday:
Rep. Andy Ogles @RepOgles
UPDATE: In light of the tragic losses at Covenant School today, this telephone town hall is being postponed until April 11th. More details to follow.For now, please join me in continuing to pray for all those involved and impacted by this senseless violence.
5:08 PM · Mar 27, 2023
Some of the responses:
Cooooooowwwwwwwwaaaaarrrrrrrddddddddd
It’s time for you to take responsibility for your actions and rethink your choices.
This would’ve been the perfect day to hear from your constituents. Ogly.
Wouldn’t today be one of those days you’d WANT to hear your constituents? [….]
be a grown up and talk to your constituents.
Save your thoughts and prayers. Do something about the guns.
I’m assuming you’re not interested in what we have to say.
That Christmas card photo you took to own the Libs was pretty hilarious wasn’t it?
You’re part of the problem. You. Personally. Are part of the reason this happened.
You glorify guns on your Christmas card. Please visit with the victims’ families tonight and explain why you do so – why you celebrate a Christian holiday with weapons meant for murder.
Are you afraid about what people are going to say to you?
Topics for your next town hall – 1) Lying about educational credentials, 2) Where did the $25K go supposedly for a burial garden, 3) Why did you cosplay with weapons on a Christmas card?
Coward.
Will prayers bring back the dead? Or will they just make you feel better about doing nothing that actually helps anybody?
Understandable postponement. But it won’t get any better for you on April 11th.
[….]
Prayers are meaningless.
But I bet you’re happy you found this year’s Christmas card.
09 Thursday Mar 2023
Posted Congress, social media
inOn Wednesday:
Rep. Eric Burlison @RepEricBurlison
Protect women’s sports.Women should not be forced to compete against men.
11:04 AM · Mar 8, 2023
A priority, apparently.
The responses:
Oh again! I forgot how supportive Republican men are of women’s sports! [….] Are you going to increase funding and scholarships? Work for pay equity? #GOPFakeCultureWar
Aww look at you Eric… caring about the environment and women’s sports all in the last month, how very woke of you, sir! (You’re smarter and better than this).
“…You’re smarter and better than this.” Evidently not.
Your social media 🤡 is stealing money from you, @EricBurlison. Just the laziest money they’ve made in their life. They think you’re a sucker.
Dude, get the fuck out of the People’s House with this pandering bullshit.
07 Tuesday Mar 2023
Posted Congress, Missouri General Assembly, Missouri House, social media
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7th Congressional District, clown, Eric Burlison, guns, HB 85, Missouri General Assembly, SAPA, supremacy clause
Rep. Eric Burlison @RepEricBurlison
OFFICIAL STATEMENT ON SAPA DECISION:As the sponsor of the Second Amendment Preservation Act, I am disappointed but not surprised by the decision from an Obama-appointed, district court judge to unilaterally strike down a pro-Second Amendment law. (1/3)
The State of Missouri, not a federal judge, should determine how it spends its resources. That’s what SAPA does. I fully support Attorney General Bailey’s announcement to appeal this decision. (2/3)
I will continue to fight to protect Americans’ constitutionally protected right to keep and bear arms, just like I did in the Missouri State Legislature. (3/3)
Clown.
What’s up? From 2021:
SS SCS HCS HBs 85 & 310 — THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS
The bill establishes the “Second Amendment Preservation Act”,
which:[….]
(1) Declares that laws, rules, orders, or other actions that collect data, restrict or prohibit the manufacture, ownership, and use of firearms, firearm accessories, or ammunition exclusively within this state exceed the powers granted to the federal government except to the extent they are necessary and proper for governing and regulating land and naval forces of the United States or for organizing, arming, and discipling militia forces actively employed in the service of the United States Armed Forces. Infringing actions would include any registration or tracking of firearms, firearm accessories, or ammunition or any registration or tracking of the ownership of firearms, firearm accessories, or ammunition;
(2) Declares that all federal acts, laws, executive orders, administrative orders, court orders, rules, and regulations, whether past, present, or future, that infringe on the people’s right to keep and bear arms as guaranteed by the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution and Article I, Section 23 of the Missouri Constitution must be invalid in this state, including those that impose a tax, levy, fee, or stamp on these items as specified in the bill; require the registration or tracking of these items or their owners; prohibit the possession, ownership, use, or transfer of a firearm; or order the confiscation of these items;
[….]
What else could anyone think would happen?:
March 7, 20233:34 PM CST
U.S. judge rules Missouri state gun law is unconstitutional
By Sarah N. Lynch and Nate RaymondWASHINGTON, March 7 (Reuters) – A Missouri state law that declared several federal gun laws “invalid” is unconstitutional, a U.S. federal judge ruled on Tuesday, handing the U.S. Justice Department a victory in its bid to get the law tossed out.
At issue was a measure Republican Governor Mike Parson signed into law in 2021 that declared that certain federal gun laws infringed on the rights of individuals to keep and bear arms under the U.S. Constitution’s Second Amendment.
U.S. District Judge Brian Wimes in Jefferson City, Missouri, said the state’s Second Amendment Preservation Act (SAPA) violates the U.S. Constitution’s Supremacy Clause, which holds that federal laws take priority over conflicting state laws.
[….]
Previously:
HB 162: Tenthers and guns, what could go wrong? (January 16, 2013)
HB 2174: Guns, check. Sort of nullification, check. (March 25, 2014)
HB 2196: blah, blah, guns, tenther drivel, blah, recycle, blah, stir… (January 13, 2016)
SS SCS HCS HBs 85 & 310 – wasting time (March 15, 2021)
Useless platitude (May 25, 2022)
The Supremacy Clause don’t mean shit (June 20, 2021)