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Investing in popcorn futures

12 Saturday Feb 2022

Posted by Michael Bersin in Missouri General Assembly, Missouri Senate

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Bill Eigel, congressional reapportionment, Dave Schatz, Jim Lembke, Mike Cierpiot, missouri, right wingnuts, Rudi Keller

Now is the time.

Mike Cierpiot (r) [2017 file photo].

Posted this morning:

Rudi Keller @RudiKellerMI
After @MikeCierpiot attacked Jim Lembke on the #MoSenate floor Thursday, @BillEigel became so enraged the two had to be physically separated in @DaveSchatzMO’s office #moleg #redistricting #factions
[….]
9:27 AM · Feb 12, 2022

We heard something like that, too. To paraphrase:

[….] shouting [….] a policeman ran in [….] no punches were thrown [….]

Heh.

Pass the popcorn.

Indeed.

Previously:

Math is hard, proportional representation is evil, Missouri voters are stupid (February 4, 2020)

Math is hard – “…yup I’m from Missouri yup…” (February 5, 2022)

You never have to answer your phone when it’s off the hook (February 7, 2022)

Mom, apple pie, the convertibility of silver… (February 11, 2022)

Mom, apple pie, the convertibility of silver…

11 Friday Feb 2022

Posted by Michael Bersin in Missouri General Assembly, Missouri Senate, social media

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Bill Eigel, congressional reapportionment, General Assembly, missouri, Missouri Senate, right wingnut, social media, Twitter

Last night:

William Eigel @BillEigel
Drawing a congressional map that squanders MO’s chance to send more Repub’s to Congress doesn’t just help Nancy Pelosi—it helps every socialist Democrat from Joe Biden on that are bent on changing the very nature of our country from rural farms to urban skyscrapers. #moleg
7:46 PM · Feb 10, 2022

All those unspoken parts.

Some of the responses:

Is that the rhetoric you were taught to spew by your ALEC handlers. It’s not very original, intelligent or true. Do better.

“changing the very nature of our country from rural farms to urban skyscrapers” has got to be one of the most nonsensical turns of phrase I’ve ever heard. I mean, I know what you were going for but woof.

Soooo, you’re saying you’re scared of….something??

People can actually live in skyscrapers. Farms are huge pieces of land that people don’t live on that also gets paid by the government to not grow shit

Guess what? Pelosi and Biden don’t live here. I do and you’re not listening to people like me. Stop this madness

You know that both skyscrapers AND farms are part of America, right? Your buddy Trump *literally* has many with his name on them.

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…

Is a socialist Democrat the opposite of an authoritarian Republican? Just wondering

Missouri is 40% Democrats and 60% Republicans.

A 5-3 map is fair and balanced.

A 6-2 map is unfairly tilted.

A 7-1 map is openly corrupt.

I wonder what it’s like to believe – I mean truly believe – in your own BS.

Authoritarian fascist is what you want. Just say so.

Do you charge Nancy Pelosi rent since she’s in your head all the time?

This state is represented by total wankers

You sound deranged. Changing farms to skyscrapers? Get a grip.

Previously:

Math is hard, proportional representation is evil, Missouri voters are stupid (February 4, 2020)

Math is hard – “…yup I’m from Missouri yup…” (February 5, 2022)

You never have to answer your phone when it’s off the hook (February 7, 2022)

Math is hard, proportional representation is evil, Missouri voters are stupid

04 Friday Feb 2022

Posted by Michael Bersin in social media

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Bill Eigel, Bob Onder, congressional reapportionment, gerrymandering, Jay Ashcroft, Mike Moon, missouri, social media, Twitter, U.S. House of Representatives

Republican Dogma.

A right wingnut rally, in celebration:

[graphic edited for space]

Missouri Senate Conservative Caucus @SenateCaucus
Join the 7R-1D congressional map rally at the Missouri Capitol on Monday, February 7 starting at 10 a.m.! Let’s make sure Pelosi isn’t Speaker of the House in 2023! #moleg
[….]
9:19 PM · Feb 3, 2022

10:00 a.m. on a Monday? Anyone think they’ll book an extra bus or two for actual working people?

2020 election math:

Election Results
Unofficial Election Returns
State of Missouri – 11/03/2020 2020 General Election, Tuesday, November 03, 2020

President & Vice President (3692 of 3692 Precincts Reported)
Donald J. Trump, Michael R. Pence Republican 1,718,736 56.8%
Joseph R. Biden, Kamala D. Harris Democratic 1,253,014 41.4%

Governor (3692 of 3692 Precincts Reported)
Mike Parson Republican 1,720,202 57.1%
Nicole Galloway Democratic 1,225,771 40.7%

The 2020 Congressional vote:

Election Results
Unofficial Election Returns
State of Missouri – 11/03/2020 2020 General Election, Tuesday, November 03, 2020

U.S. Representative – District 1 (729 of 729 Precincts Reported)
Anthony Rogers Republican 59,940 19.0%
Cori Bush Democratic 249,087 78.8%

U.S. Representative – District 2 (798 of 798 Precincts Reported)
Ann Wagner Republican 233,157 51.9%
Jill Schupp Democratic 204,540 45.5%

U.S. Representative – District 3 (327 of 327 Precincts Reported)
Blaine Luetkemeyer Republican 282,866 69.4%
Megan Rezabek Democratic 116,095 28.5%

U.S. Representative – District 4 (384 of 384 Precincts Reported)
Vicky Hartzler Republican 245,247 67.6%
Lindsey Simmons Democratic 107,635 29.7%

U.S. Representative – District 5 (257 of 257 Precincts Reported)
Ryan Derks Republican 135,934 38.6%
Emanuel Cleaver II Democratic 207,180 58.8%

U.S. Representative – District 6 (475 of 475 Precincts Reported)
Sam Graves Republican 258,709 67.1%
Gena L. Ross Democratic 118,926 30.8%

U.S. Representative – District 7 (303 of 303 Precincts Reported)
Billy Long Republican 254,318 68.9%
Teresa Montseny Democratic 98,111 26.6%

U.S. Representative – District 8 (449 of 449 Precincts Reported)
Jason Smith Republican 253,811 76.9%
Kathy Ellis Democratic 70,561 21.4%

The total Congressional vote for either Democrats or Republicans in Missouri in 2020 was 2,896,117. The total Congressional vote for Republican candidates in 2020 was 1,723,982 (59.53%). The total Congressional vote for Democratic candidates was 1,172,135 (40.47%).

7 (87.5%) “Republican” districts – 1 (12.5%) “Democratic” districts in Congress from Missouri? Seriously? More like 5 (62.5%) – 3 (37.5%).

Math is hard.

Jay Ashcroft (r) [2019 file photo].

Mike Moon (2019 file photo).

Campaign Finance: someone, or two or three, has a favorite

14 Thursday Jul 2016

Posted by Michael Bersin in campaign finance

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23rd Senate District, Anne Zerr, Bill Eigel, campaign finance, missouri, Missouri Ethics Commission

Yesterday at the Missouri Ethics Commission for Bill Eigel’s (r) 2016 primary campaign in the 23rd Senate District:

C151102 07/13/2016 EIGEL FOR MISSOURI Herzog Contracting Corp PO Box 1089 St Joseph MO 64502 7/13/2016 $100,000.00

[emphasis added]

There’s been a lot of big dollar donor money coming in since May – from some of the usual suspects:

C151102 05/07/2016 EIGEL FOR MISSOURI David Humphreys PO Box 4050 Joplin MO 64803 Self Employed Manufacturing 5/6/2016 $50,000.00

C151102 06/03/2016 EIGEL FOR MISSOURI Missouri Club For Growth PAC PO Box 2068 St Louis MO 63158 6/3/2016 $50,000.00

C151102 06/26/2016 EIGEL FOR MISSOURI David Humphreys PO Box 4050 Joplin MO 64083 Tampa Building Products 6/24/2016 $50,000.00

C151102 07/11/2016 EIGEL FOR MISSOURI Missouri Club For Growth PAC PO Box 2068 St Louis MO 63158 7/9/2016 $25,000.00

[emphasis added]

That’s some serious money for a state senate primary.

There are three candidates in the republican primary:

State Senator – District 23
Democratic
Name Mailing Address Random Number Date Filed
Richard Orr 3312 WOODSVIEW DR ST CHARLES MO 63303 3/23/2016
Greg Upchurch 529 CAULKS HILL RD ST CHARLES MO 63304 3/29/2016

Republican
Name Mailing Address Random Number Date Filed
Bill Eigel P.O. BOX 39 ST PETERS MO 63376 381 2/23/2016
Anne Zerr 1160 LANCASTER DR ST CHARLES MO 63301 763 2/23/2016
Michael (Mike) Edward Carter 500 BOONE’S LICK ROAD SUITE C ST. CHARLES MO 63301 932 2/23/2016

Libertarian
Name Mailing Address Random Number Date Filed
Bill Slantz 1620 CONGRESS WAY ST CHARLES MO 63303 72 2/23/2016

[emphasis added]

From the republican candidates’ April Quarterly campaign finance reports:

C151102: Eigel For Missouri
Committee Type: Candidate
Po Box 39 Party Affiliation: Republican
St Peters Mo 63376 Established Date: 06/05/2015
[….]
Information Reported On: 2016 – April Quarterly Report
Beginning Money on Hand $218,053.83
Monetary Receipts + $19,730.01
Monetary Expenditures – $18,469.37
Contributions Made – $1,990.00
Other Disbursements – $0.00
Subtotal ($729.36)
Ending Money On Hand $217,324.47

[emphasis added]

C071253: Anne Zerr For Missouri
Committee Type: Candidate
Po Box 1191 Party Affiliation: Republican
St Charles Mo 63302-1191 Established Date: 09/28/2007
[….]
Information Reported On: 2016 – April Quarterly Report
Beginning Money on Hand $242,286.07
Monetary Receipts + $44,785.00
Monetary Expenditures – $16,855.84
Contributions Made – $0.00
Other Disbursements – $0.00
Subtotal $27,929.16
Ending Money On Hand $270,215.23

[emphasis added]

Well, okay then, parity. Pass the popcorn.

C161282: Michael E Carter
Committee Type: Candidate
500 Booneslick Road Party Affiliation: Republican
St Charles Mo 63301 Established Date: 06/30/2016
[….]
No Full Disclosure Reports with financial information have been filed for the current year.

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If the universe had a sense of humor you’d have your general election candidate right there.

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