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15 Monday Aug 2022
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15 Monday Aug 2022
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12 Friday Aug 2022
Posted in Josh Hawley, social media, US Senate
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Donald Trump, Fascist pig, FBI, Josh Hawley, national security, right wingnut, search warrant, U.S. Senate, Virginia
Today from Josh Hawley’s (r) press office:
Senator Hawley Press Office @SenHawleyPress
Biden and Garland want to have this FBI raid swept under the rug.There needs to be real accountability here.
[….]
8:43 AM · Aug 12, 2022
Evidently they didn’t get the memo that the subject is now radioactive.
As usual, there is much hilarity in the responses:
If there are nuclear secrets in the documents, are you going to demand accountability from the person who took them?
Trump had ill-gotten highly-classified nuclear secrets in an unsecured location, but you think the “accountability” has to be for the people who were dutifully protecting America’s security?
Why are you so anti-American and so pro-criminal?
#ResignHawley
You are absolutely right! There needs to be accountability for anyone stealing top secret documents regarding nuclear secrets, or any other top secret information! You’re such a good “lawyer”![….]
And #Trump made the penalties for his own crimes even worse in 2018!!!
Wow, I thought you went to Yale for law school not Trump University.
He should ask for his money back.

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…
Get on a real news channel and talk about it.
Blah blah blah, Huckster Hawley swears fealty to a thief.
Tick Tock Traitor
This account should be renamed ‘Pravda ‘ for the propaganda it spews.
“Ни правды в Правде, ни новостей в Известиях.”
The reason Donald Trump is the first former president to be treated like a criminal is that he is the first former president who is a criminal. [….]
You do so much damage with these ridiculous interviews Josh. You rile people up and then when they come charging you’re running down a hallway to hide. People are losing their lives for believing your bullshit. It needs to stop.
Again…you know full well that everything about it was legal and aboveboard. But you are shameless in exploiting the fact that your base doesn’t know that and you can make serious bank off of your feigned outrage.
You are a pile.
Wow. At first I thought this tweet was two days old not two hours old. You really are relying on the stupidity of your followers, or you are as stupid as you are swift, Fleet Feet.
They want it swept under a rug!?!?
You cannot be this willfully stupid
Previously:
Schadenfreude-a-Lago (August 8, 2022)
Barking out approved talking points with the rest of the MAGA seals (August 9, 2022)
Tell us you don’t know how search warrants actually work without telling us you don’t know how they work (August 10, 2022)
Former County Sheriff Publicly Denounces “No one is above the law” (August 10, 2022)
He was framed! (August 11, 2022)
And your point is? (August 11, 2022)
09 Tuesday Aug 2022
Posted in Josh Hawley, social media, US Senate
Tags
Donald Trump, Fascist pig, FBI, Josh Hawley, right wingnuts, search warrant, social media, sychophant, Twitter, U.S. Senate, Virginia
The third senator from Virginia has a few thoughts this morning:
Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
At a minimum, Garland must resign or be impeached. The search warrant must be published. Christoper Wray must be removed. And the FBI reformed top to bottom.
9:24 AM · Aug 9, 2022
As always, there is much hilarity in the responses:
Why don’t you call up Donald Trump and ask him to share his copy of the warrant? Put up or shut up.
No one is above the law. That means you too, Joshie. And BTW, since you don’t know what’s in the search warrant, I suggest that’s your first step. You may be surprised. Pretty quick to judge without the facts.
Wow. You are just a terrible human being. You *know* that a judge signed off on a warrant. And you want everyone removed from office because law enforcement did its job? You are just a criminal. Pump your fist again – the dangerous extremists in the back didn’t hear you.
He also knows it’s not “Biden’s FBI.” Trump appointed Wray.
Impeached for what? Signing off on the DOJ presenting evidence of probable cause to a judge who then determined there was sufficient probable cause to issue a search warrant? As a lawyer, you know how it works. There was nothing inappropriate here. Stop lying.
It was a Federal Judge who signed off on the warrant Josh and the FBI Director appointed by Trump. Biden had ZERO to do with it and let’s not forget the guy who actually took the classified documents who you seem to not blame at all
As a Missourian, please stop. Your actions reflect on our entire state. That Missourians voted largely for Trump doesn’t mean MO is largely MAGA which you’d know if you actually lived here.
Law enforcement leaves a copy of the search warrant, which itemizes what they are looking for and what laws were violated.
If Trump thinks this search was abusive and he has nothing to hide, HE could release the warrant to the public.
He’ll release it. With his taxes.
Former Presidents cannot take documents. It’s against the law. They asked for the documents back and Trump refused. So they went and got them. What about this is so confusing?
Trump has a copy of the warrant. Why isn’t he publishing it?
‘The search warrant must be published”
This is factually wrong.
But if Trump wants to publish it, along with the inventory of what was seized, he is free to do so.
Wonder why he hasn’t yet?
Trump has a copy of the warrant.
Get on the phone, burner or otherwise, and tell Trump to release it.
Trump could release the search warrant any time he wants Running Man.
Maybe you should be asking why he’s not?
Tough talk from a runner.
Search and seizure based on a search warrant approved by a federal magistrate?
That’s a hill for you to die on, really?
Just resign now.
Umm. The DOJ doesn’t do that – it could compromise their investigation. Trump, of course, could release it…but he won’t for some reason…must be damning.
1. Trump appointed Wray.
2. Trump has the search warrant and can publish it himself.
Didn’t you go to YALE LAW? If so, you must know how difficult it is to get a search warrant on a former president. The likelihood of the evidence being less than red hot is quite small.
Josh – tell Trump to share the warrant. Easy way to publish it. Oh wait you wouldn’t really do that. Keep stretching it’s gonna be a long run
What’s stopping Trump from publishing it?
Thank you from Oregon, my new favorite Senator!
Wrong state. Virginia, not Oregon.
Josh….Trump has the search warrant, that includes the reason for the search. Legally, he has to be provided a copy. Ask HIM to make it public
What are you even talking about?
Lol, sure Josh…or maybe Donald could tell us what was on the warrant. Carry on with your gaslighting session.
On and on…

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…
Previously:
Schadenfreude-a-Lago (August 8, 2022)
Barking out approved talking points with the rest of the MAGA seals (August 9, 2022)
07 Sunday Aug 2022
Posted in Josh Hawley, US Senate
Tags
Fascist pig, Josh Hawley, meme, right wingnut, running, social media, Twitter, U.S. Senate, Virgina
It’s his destiny.
Yesterday:
The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars
We put up some signs for “Josh Hawley’s Morning Cardio Class” at CPAC.
[….]
10:26 PM · Aug 6, 2022
Previously:
Josh Hawley (r) is famous! (July 21, 2022)
“Fistpump McRunpants” (July 22, 2022)
Not in Missouri (July 22, 2022)
Running Man (July 24, 2022)
03 Wednesday Aug 2022
Posted in Josh Hawley, US Senate
Tags
Accession, Finland, Josh Hawley, NATO, Putin, Russia, Sweden, treaty, U.S. Senate, Virginia
Today, in the United States Senate, there was only one negative vote on the accession of Finland and Sweden to NATO membership:
Question: On the Resolution of Ratification (Resolution of Ratification for Treaty Document No. 117-3, as Amended )
Vote Number: 282
Vote Date: August 3, 2022, 05:42 PM
Required For Majority: 2/3Vote
Result: Resolution of Ratification Agreed to
Treaty Number: Treaty Doc. 117-3
Treaty Title: Protocols to the North Atlantic Treaty of 1949 on the Accession of the Republic of Finland and the Kingdom of Sweden
Vote Counts:
YEAs95
NAYs1
[….]
NAYs —1
Hawley (R-MO)
[….]
[emphasis added]
Clown.
28 Thursday Jul 2022
Posted in Josh Hawley, US Senate
Tags
book, Fascist pig, headline, insurrectionist, Josh Hawley, Kansas City Star, right wingnut, seditionist, Virginia
Today, in the Kansas City Star (online):
We can’t wait.
Previously:
Josh Hawley (r) is famous! (July 21, 2022)
“Fistpump McRunpants” (July 22, 2022)
Not in Missouri (July 22, 2022)
Running Man (July 24, 2022)
22 Friday Jul 2022
Posted in Josh Hawley, social media, US Senate
Tags
Fascist pig, fist pump, Insurrection, Josh Hawley, missouri, seditionist, Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol, Virginia
Well, yeah.
This evening:
Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski
Josh Hawley runs out on stage in Tampa tonight and says he has a message for liberals about J6: “I do not regret it! I am not backing down! I’m not gonna apologize, I’M NOT GONNA COWER, I’M NOT GONNA RUN FROM YOU, I’m not gonna bend the knee!”
[….]
5:13 PM · Jul 22, 2022
Definitely not in Missouri.
Previously:
Josh Hawley (r) is famous! (July 21, 2022)
“Fistpump McRunpants” (July 22, 2022)
22 Friday Jul 2022
Posted in Josh Hawley, social media, US Senate
Tags
Fascist pig, fist pump, Fistpump McRunpants, Insurrection, Josh Hawley, right wingnut, seditionist, Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol, Virginia
21 Thursday Jul 2022
Posted in Josh Hawley, US Senate
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coward, Fascist pig, fist pump, Josh Hawley, right wingnut, Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol, Virginia
Tonight:
Dave Helling @dhellingkc
Sic semper bullies and cowardsDave Tarrant @davetarrantnews
The clip of Hawley sprinting away from the Capitol rioters, showing great speed, is so damning. Earlier he’d famously raised his fist in support of them.
18 Monday Jul 2022
Posted in Josh Hawley, social media, US Senate
Tags
Fascist pig, gaslighting, Josh Hawley, right wingnut, seditionist, social media, Twitter, U.S. Senate, Virginia
This morning:
Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
This is the most pro-censorship, anti-First Amendment administration in American history. Hands down
9:46 AM · Jul 18, 2022

“The most dangerous place to stand in Washington D.C. is any place between Senator Josh Hawley and a live microphone” – Charles P. Pierce
Some of the responses:
You got your hands up for insurrectionists, bro! [….]
Ok, Senator Karen. Your post is 5 years late, but thanks for playing.
What, if anything, has Hawley done for Missouri?
Other than embarrassing us? Not a damn thing.
As you freely criticize it online
Shush he’d have to understand the first amendment to get the irony here.
Name 1 thing you’ve done for the state of Missouri that’s positive.. I will wait
He doesn’t actually live there?
Ur tweet took a long time to send. Trump isn’t President anymore.
But let’s ban books!
In other news, Josh Hawley announced his new initiative to force women to wear electronic locator collars. Said Hawley of the plan, “Like anything else in nature that we need to track, I believe American women should be tracked at all times so that we know that they are doing.”
How? Just…how…did anyone elect this person?
Seriously?
The @GOP is banning books, speech, reproductive rights, history
y’all are banning books
In what ways, Josh?
Absolutely no references or examples in this tweet.. hmmm.. I wonder why
January 6th
Oh honey
You still have the right to plead the Fifth.
No. That was the last dude, dude.
You’re on tv like every day
Let’s see…what states are banning books, rewriting history and controlling the topics of education? That would be the GOP-led states, sparky. Maybe sit this one out.
Again, projecting.
And you don’t live in Missouri
And yet I can still see your speaking.
How’s Virginia this time of year, Josh? [….]
Says the person tweeting and utilizing their first amendement. [….]
The last one called for the jailing of journalists simply doing their job, called them “the enemy of the people”, and was caught using the National intel agencies to spy on those critical of him. So…no. You’re just wrong.
Man whose party is currently banning books all across the country has thoughts on censorship and the First Amendment.
Haven’t you heard? Josh Hawley (r) believes he’s a “constitutional scholar”.
.. he freely whined on Twitter.
Previously:
What is Josh Hawley’s (r) favorite whine? (February 23, 2021)
Anybody see Josh Hawley (r)? (March 17, 2021)
Josh Hawley (r): “As seen on TV!” (May 6, 2021)