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14th dimensional chess

31 Tuesday Mar 2026

Posted by Michael Bersin in Congress, Mark Alford, social media

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Apparently.

Mark Alford (r) [2025 file photo]

Today:

Congressman Mark Alford
[March 31, 2026]

Democrats left TSA workers without pay. President Trump stepped in and got them paid.
Now airport lines are moving again—and Americans are seeing the difference. The left must stop playing games, fund DHS & end the chaos.
[….]

A day early. Heh.

Some of the responses to Mark Alford (r):

Why didn’t Trump do this earlier?

He can only take Emergency action when it becomes an actual emergency.

Cool. So only a week in was not an emergency? Calling in ICE was not an emergency?

The Republicans kept voting to not pay the TSA workers, the congressman from Missouri speaks with a crooked tongue.

Republicans voted against paying them 7 times.
Still not requiring ICE ro follow normal police procedures.

Now that’s funny Mark!

“Solved” the problem that he caused. It’s the equivalent of praising your teenager for totalling their car but doing a great job finding a new one.

weird…the democrats have controlled 0 branches of government in the last 12 months. Therefore…it can’t be their fault??? Weird.

Funny that.

Trump caused the problem.
Trump solved the problem.
Trump is the hero! 🙄

So he had the ability to do that the whole time¿¿

Solving a self created problem, nice.

Problem created and then announced solved. It isn’t solved…you people aren’t working together. Every day it gets more ridiculous.

The Democrats had nine different legislative proposals for funding TSA don’t lie

asking these GOP Congressmen not to lie isn’t possible..every post is a lie with them

He could of done that weeks ago but he chose to let them suffer, just like Republicans did the eight times they voted against a bill to pay TSA workers.

yep, because Trump is the biggest drama queen

So he could have payed them the entire time?

he was trying to use them as a threat to bully the Dems into passing the SAVE Act which hands elections over to his fed govt—so they “never lose again” as he said

And you are on a 2 week vacation.

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 soooooo He is a hero for doing something he could have done in the beginning

He gets a participation trophy, too.

Great job solving the problem you caused.

Why didn’t he do that to begin with?🤡

Thou shalt not lie.

When did control of the White House, Congress and the Senate shift to the Democrats?

Wow … he keeps solving the problems he creates

Please tell me how it was the democrats. What were republicans willing to negotiate on? I’m seriously curious, because I only heard what the democrats put forth to come to some resolution, I haven’t seen what the republicans put forth.

Cause a problem, temporary fix the problem, claim a victory. The maga way

So he could have done this the whole time, instead used TSA workers as pawns in political theater and you think that makes him admirable?

Mark Alford (r) – how a hopeless Trump (r) sycophant warms up for the big show

24 Tuesday Feb 2026

Posted by Michael Bersin in Congress, Mark Alford, social media

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Mark Alford (r) [2024 file photo].

Yesterday:

Congressman Mark Alford
[February 25, 2026]

Honestly, it’s shocking… that when 74 million Americans voted for America First border security, Democrats still choose illegal aliens over your safety.
ICE is fully funded. This shutdown is stupid. Stop choosing chaos over country, Americans see right through it.
[….]

Shocking.

Some of the responses:

ICE killed 2 US citizens and initially refused to investigate.
No name tags, no markings and no uniforms.
Not normal for police or a public agency.

BS

What kind of defilement? What disgusting and degrading thing did the 4th amendment force you to do that makes you hate it so much? You poor thing.

So let’s try to understand- we have millions to spend on concentration camps and thugs and suvs and motels for this secret police nonsense but heaven forbid that we may have given an illegal- who was actually working- a free meal?

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Where is a concentration camp? Tell us.

I hope you never see what a real concentration camp looked like. You do a disservice to every person that endured one by using your false comparison.

you need to do some research Nazis are associated with concentration camps. ICE is buying buildings to detain illegals until they are deported. QUIT lying

“What distinguishes a concentration camp from a prison (in the modern sense) is that it functions outside of a judicial system. The prisoners are not indicted or convicted of any crime by judicial process….”

They asked.

“No Human Being Is Illegal”

Universal Declaration of Human Rights

Article 6
Everyone has the right to recognition everywhere as a person before the law.

International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights (ICCPR)

Article 16
Everyone shall have the right to recognition everywhere as a person before the law.

International covenant on civil and political rights.
Done at New York December 16, 1966.
Entered into force March 23, 1976; for the United States
September 8, 1992.

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Continuing:

Why not try to unite the country rather than always say how bad the other guy is? Is that helpful in any way?

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Mark, the issue is not about getting illegal aliens out. It’s the profiling, it’s arresting citizens, and most importantly the lack of dignity ICE gives to people. Everyone has a right to there day in court. Even illegals. It’s in the Constitution.

Illegals have no rights in our country

If you’ve ever wondered what you would have done had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you’re doing it now.

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Are you still working to get a detention center in your district? Your constituents might have some opinions on that.

What color is the sky in your world Mark??

Brownshirt. This has been another edition of Short Answers to Simple Questions.

What about funding for public education and addressing health care? Stop divisive political rhetoric and listen to ALL your constituents!

He’s been too busy going after all that concentration camp grift for the district.

Accountability and respecting citizen’s constitutional rights are non negotiable. You can’t spin this one.

Yet he still does.

Mark Alford (r) [2025 file photo]

74 million is less than half of the total votes, so…

What’s shocking is that Republicans would rather keep the govt closed than DEMAND ICE FOLLOW LAWS and unmask. The corruption party twisting the facts, as usual.

News flash: Brown and black American children are Americans, too. You aren’t protecting them. You are terrorizing and traumatizing them.

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No, Democrats are choosing innocent people’s lives and the Constitution over your armed gestapo thugs

So, Mark……….how does it feel to be on Team Herod instead of Team Jesus?
What would have happened if ICE would have been in Egypt when Jesus’ family fled there? You and yours would have sent him back to Israel and certain death.
You and your cohorts must be super-proud to be Team Herod, right?

Good guys DON’T shoot a man in the BACK 10 times!!!

an armed obstructionist? Peaceful protesters don’t show up with loaded weapons. That was on him.

So, now the Second Amendment, The One True Amendment ®, isn’t worth shit?

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Guessing 74 million don’t feel the same after a year of reality 🤷🏼‍♂️🖕🏼

Heh. Well, at least some of them.

How about you complain more about the superbowl halftime show. At least that was entertaining to hear how dumb you are

Actually, Americans see right through Republicans condoning violence to citizens in the name of law and order to divert attention from your crooked pedophile leader.

It’s amazing that people voted for your snivelling little ass kissing self!
Back on the trail! Kissing Trumps ass more and more!

We see right through you…

If you really believe the stuff spewing from your mouth, I feel very sorry that you are too blind to see.

It is shocking that you lie about it.
Sad.
Weird.

Not surprising though.

Listen to Mark Alford, wow! He’s trying to convince people that passing that one. Stupid ass bill was good. Now we’re saying that what they totally funded for 4 years is a group that’s just terrorizing the country. Everybody needs to ask him, how are those shooting investigations coming. Yeah crickets!

SHUT UP you fucking moron – goddamn maga garbage

They’re not “aliens “. They are people, you pine cone.

Mark, you know that is a cynical spin of reality. Most Americans, democrat and republican, did and still support border control and removal of persons who entered the country illegal, focusing initially on the felonious and violent criminals. We do not support deporting families without due process who entered the country legally and have been dutifully pursuing the required steps to have their asylum claim adjudicated in an immigration court. We do not support the deportation of those who arrived here as children, because as Christians we do not believe they should be punished for the sins of their parents. We believe that any immigrant that served should be automatically made a citizen. Try telling the truth for the great majority of all Americans who agree on these basic concepts, instead of trying to divide us by inventing these mythical strawmen you love to demonize.

Your policies don’t put America first, they don’t increase border security, and they don’t help our safety. ICE officers are more likely to murder American citizens than undocumented immigrants are. Members of the Trump administration are more likely to rape Americans than undocumented immigrants are. These are matters of undeniable fact.

you know we can see through your bullshit….right?

In addition to killing US citizens on the streets, violating constitutional rights and being told by a Judge that they have violated 94 court orders in just one month, in just one state:
ICE agents are going to schools and trying to snatch children and teachers. They threw flash bangs and tear gas at a car not involved with any protest and caused an infant to stop breathing and 3 children to need to go to the hospital. They tackled a 17 year old US citizen at his job, threw him in a car and dumped him miles away crying and bleeding ppwithout his phone. They are reportedly breaking down doors without federal warrants and pulling fire alarms to flush out brown people. Think if that was your family and neighbors.

For some reason you have started showing up in my feed. And the only thing that makes me happy about that is reading the overwhelming number of comments that disagree with your awful leadership and divisive rhetoric. I’m wondering if you’ve actually noticed that yet?

“…We share our wisdom with those who seek it. It’s a life of quiet dignity…”

It’s shocking that fascist assholes who ignore due process and violate civil rights still post this bigoted crap.

you are an idiot 🙂

Who controls both houses of congress you fucktard?

I wish this asshole read these comments when he posts something stupid and hateful. But you know he doesn’t. He has no clue how decent people think and act.

Its called due process and doing it lawfully you cultist

What if I told you that Americans and lawfully-present immigrants were being detained, beaten, and killed by untrained masked thugs?
What if it was your kid, your neighbor, your parent?
Stop goosestepping and open your eyes, dude. The voters are about to open them for you.

Fuck you & the American Gestapo.

What’s shocking is that you guys are apparently not paying attention…this nonsense isn’t working anymore. We’re immune to this xenophobic virus of yours

Yes Mark Yes We Do see the chaos you all are causing. Spin it all you want.

Why do people believe anything from you? You didn’t work for a news agency before this, you worked for an entertainment network. You’ve never been required to be honest and you’re still not.

Peckerhead the big ugly bill took money from Medicaid to fund your secret police.

Spin doctor. Stirring up the masses to create confusion, which leads to frustration, and accelerates into conflict. This is a textbook example of poor leadership. Don’t buy it. My opinions are my own.

Americans see that Ice is overfunded, under trained and killing Americans. You’d do well to listen to your constituents.

You should stop posting. Lay low. Maybe people will forget about you and accidentally vote for you.

Mark. You’re a moron. Stop acting like the rest of us are too.

Clown

I don’t understand why Alford never answers ANY of the questions. That speaks volumes

We DID NOT vote for roving gangs of armed, masked thugs!

Stop. Just stop. Save your breath. No one’s buying it, Buddy.

Ok let me explain like the 8th grader you are. The Constitution give everyone rights. Follow the law and shut the fuck up.

You’re such a shitty liar.

Voter Suppression Я Us

15 Sunday Feb 2026

Posted by Michael Bersin in Missouri General Assembly, Missouri Senate

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Rick Brattin (r) [2025 file photo].

Speaking of nuts…

Rick Brattin for Missouri
[February 14, 2026]

The same party who for the past decade couldn’t even define what a woman was, and let lunatic men into girls locker rooms are now claiming that showing an ID to vote is an attack on women…? NUTS!
#SAVEAct

There is no mercy in some of the responses:

If I were an elected I would not choose to toil my days away fighting with people online about non-existent problems I’ve made up in my head.
I would spend time with people I loved and listen to my community without speaking to learn and grow as a person.
The only thing stronger than hate is love.

yes but Rick won’t do that because his heart is filled with Christian hate. There is no capacity for love in his world, other than for white nationalist people who fit inside his circle.
There’s no God in the universe, that would support his version of Christian hate. But he remains ignorantly, unaware and proud of it.
thank you for standing up against the bigotry, racism, misogyny, and xenophobia of this man and others.👍👍

but he’s obsessed with other people’s genitals and sex lives, so he has to have an outlet…

I 100 % agree with you!!! I’m tired of the disinformation and falsehoods that he and others from that party spews. I want elected officials to work to improve lives not be decisive!!

I’m confused?? Are you promoting having “nuts”? Seems like it.

It appears so. What a strange Valentine’s post.

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What do you call an act that will increase the work load for women disproportionately over men? You wanna make it so ALL US citizens need to carry a passport or their broth certificates, marriage certificates and any divorce decrees to prove citizenship(regardless of name change) then it will be equal. Otherwise yeah. It affects women more and gives us even MORE to do and potentially includes a poll tax.

Rick Brattin for Missouri
You have to have this stuff in order to drive to your polling location, open a bank account, write a check, do your taxes and so on and so forth. It’s your responsibility to have your affairs in order, ID is required for women to buy a firearm to protect themselves, should we eliminate that requirement?

This is an outright voter suppression bill, and you know it is-I have voted for 40 years and have yet to see anyone who was not registered vote-including undocumented immigrants. This an outright poll tax-o you believe Immigrants go to polling places pretending to be someone, then when the real voter shows up, what happens? though some cities allow noncitizens to vote on some local elections. Experts have long insisted that noncitizen voting is a rare problem. Voter roll audits before the 2024 elections in Georgia found only 20 registered noncitizens out of 8.2 million registered voters statewide. Republicans are deliberately timing the change in voter rules before consequential midterm elections.
Republicans will stop at nothing to interfere with the 2026 midterms — including leveraging ICE to gain access to sensitive voter information or pass their anti-democratic SAVE Act,”

sure and if you can’t realize that this is a time and energy tax on women that men don’t have and how that will affect women getting to the polls you live in a world defined by your male privilege. Be open to listening to women about their experiences.

NO! I use a driver’s license to open a bank account—I have NEVER used a passport. Cut the maga BS crap. You know how I also know that passports are not required—my late mother never had one—and she had multiple accounts. I need a driver’s license now to vote and have done so for three decades! You Republicans are trying to obfuscate the facts.

no did you read the bill. I need my DL thats to do those things. And my DL is not acceptable proof of citizenship only residency.

Look in the mirror.

And yet, men will not need to have any of this to register to vote. THAT IS THE POINT.

Actually, it’s nothing like those examples you site, because you don’t have to show multiple forms of ID. We already are required to show identification to vote. You are adding more documents to prove citizenship. Not to mention, illegal voting is minuscule. This law is directed at keeping people that don’t vote Republican out of the polls.

there it is. Can’t come up with a reasoned response so defaults like a robot to a stupid prompt “wUT iS A WomAn?” Idiot.

I absolutely do not have to have my (with official seals) birth certificate, marriage license, any divorce papers, or even a ‘Real ID’ to open a bank account, do my taxes, write a check, or open a credit account.
Why are you lying? Is that a GOP thing?
It is absolutely a poll tax which goes against the US Constitution. But the GOP wants to destroy that. How do I know? Their actions and their words.

that’s your response to legitimate concerns. Are you a child? My preteen is a kinder human.

are you serious? Are you a child? Are you going to say “your mom” or 6/7 now? My God, how embarrassing!

I used my driver’s license to get a bank account. No other document required.
True, I had to gather several documents recently for real ID, but since I did that, please explain why it’s not good enough to register to vote?
I have all the documents now but getting them in a timely way wasn’t easy nor without financial cost. I’ve encouraged every woman I know getting married since this nonsense came out, including my own DIL, not to take their husband’s name.
Too much bureaucracy from the party of smaller government required.

you keep forgetting the poll tax part. Either you dont know the constitution or you cherry pick the parts you like.

where do you bank at that doesn’t require an ID? Poll tax? Now you are grasping for straws.🤡

So now you’re going to shame women who choose to change their last name? Interesting.
Anyway, a marriage license isn’t on the list of acceptable forms of additional identification in this bill. Surely you read the actual bill and are not just regurgitating nonsense from “politicians” like Mr. Brattin, right? Right??

You don’t have to have a birth certificate with your married name on it or a passport to do those things. A lot of fools in your party are actually pushing for no ids to buy firearms. You are just straight up lying to people’s faces here and it’s just embarrassing.

not one of those items including the Missouri Real Id prove citizenship. All of those items prove identity, not the same and you know it.

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Women have been changing their names on ID’s for decades. It’s never been a problem. In fact, I went to the courthouse yesterday and got a copy of my birth certificate and both marriage licenses just in case I decide to get Real ID. It took less than 10 minutes. I absolutely don’t know why women think this is something that married women haven’t been doing all along. I can only guess that someone told them they needed to be mad about it and pretend it was something new and difficult to do. As a women, It’s embarrassing that women act so uneducated and helpless about something they’ve been doing for decades. It’s actually the men who probably have no idea of how to go about changing their name. Embrace it as a teaching moment for them.

This has been another edition of My Circumstances and Experiences Always Apply to Everyone Else.

how nice for you. I had to drive 6 hrs RT and take time off my then hourly job to get mine or wait 6-10 weeks; my state of birth doesn’t have centralized records. I had to drive another 5 hr RT in a different direction to get my marriage licenses. I was finally able to spend some $$ to get multiple certified copied. Not everyone can do that.
Just because something is easy for you doesn’t mean it is for everyone.

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It’s about federal overreach into states.
It’s about the constitution.

Rick Brattin for Missouri
There are parameters placed on federal elections, for instance the ADA and others, all of which have been held constitutional. You have to show ID, prove citizenship, and get a federal background check in order to exercise another constitutional right if I’m not mistaken?

What about the sections of the United States Constitution that outline how voting works?
There are not that many states that don’t require ID. I don’t have an issue with ID. I have an issue with federal government overreach.
We watched the federal government call states to tell them to ignore their constitutions and gerrymander in the middle of a decade. More government overreach.
Missourians are adamantly opposed to Fed government overreach and that’s why we let the politicians use millions of our tax dollars every year to tell the federal government to stay out of our business. We elect representatives who don’t bow down to the demands of the federal government. Why aren’t you doing that?

Rick Brattin for Missouri
The constitution requires that the election is held by the individual states , not that parameters of the election cannot be placed to ensure that rampant fraud from one state can cancel out the voices of other states. Just like the aforementioned ADA requirements to ensure easy access, but ensuring that only citizens vote across the nation or that blanket voter fraud isn’t occurring by simple presentation of ID isn’t some onerous overreach by the feds

Where is the mass voter fraud? The GOP spent millions of dollars, audited, states, etc. Mike Lindell drove his company into bankruptcy, trying to prove it. Media agencies did not prove the fraud they said happened. This involves thousands of investigators desperate to prove massive voter fraud and putting thousands of hours into trying.
Years ago Ken Paxton of Texas started offering $1 million to prove Trump lost due to fraud and he still has the money.
This is a push to nationalize elections under the false pretense of mass voter fraud.
Many states have implemented new voting restriction since 2020. The federal government should be happy with that and mind their own business.

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lying, liar says what? Go grift somewhere else.

If you make people pay for it, it’s illegal. If the government already knows who is and isn’t a citizen, why doesn’t the government provide its citizens a voter id? Nobody would ever argue against that. But, of course, that would not lead to the voter suppression that the gop so desperately desires!

Lots of fraud in Missouri, huh? Only way I can explain your multiple re-elections. Thankfully, those days are over now.

Heh.

The only fraud is whatever gerrymandered district you represent.

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That’s a stupid Charlie Kirk talking point. Why do you concern yourself so much with other’s genitals?

Rick Brattin for Missouri
Says the party of slavery, segregation, Jim Crow, eugenics, mass murder of children. Cool talking point bro

Stop obsessing over others genitals, bro.

Haven’t seen a President from that party put a Black couple’s faces on ape bodies, though, so that’s kind of a weird talking point, bro.

how are you this big of an idiot?? 😂

You forget the entire chapter in middle school history class that covers party switch? Or are you being disingenuous on purpose? We aren’t stupid

Kids, don’t fall asleep in school.

You do realize that eventually the two parties basically switched sides on these subjects, don’t you? Democrats are now the party of freedom and upholding the Constitution. Of ensuring equal rights for all. Republicans are concerned with controlling everyone who doesn’t fit their idea of white and Christian. Although for them this includes a leader who is orange, degrades women, assaults women, makes fun of the disabled, commits fraud and grift to enrich himself daily, illegally imprisons immigrants and citizens, and protects child sex predators. I am a PROUD Democrat!

Someone didn’t finish reading their history book…

I wonder why the Trump administration wants to take down signs explaining the history of slavery. Must be because they are big Democrats!

Apparently he missed the 1960s history of LBJ signing the Civil Rights Act and The Voting Rights Act followed by the Nixon Southern Strategy in 1968. Perhaps he didn’t read Project 2025. Oh well.

quick! back at the time of the Civil war, were Republicans liberal or conservative in their ideology?

says a man who clearly doesn’t know history.

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Well it is, who were the ones who changed last names that now don’t match birth certificates-WOMEN!!

Rick Brattin for Missouri
Uh, you don’t change your name on your birth certificate…ever… this is standard operating procedure for marriage for a century. Lol

Uh…

just stop. Isn’t there something that you can lecture about for men?

Can you read? She is saying when you change your last name, it no longer matches your birth certificate.
You made a poor argument, and now you are trying to argue with people because your reading comprehension skills are non-existent. Hilarious.

are you purposefully being obtuse?? My birth certificate has my birth name. Since I am a married woman since 1981, my birth certificate does not match my driver’s license which has my marriage name. This seems like you either don’t understand how it worked for women or you don’t give a darn, or you’re drunk on orange koolaid. If you are unable to represent all Missouri citizens, especially women, you should resign!!

Dear Rick:
Might I suggest more reading comprehension.
Fact: women who get married change their last names to match their spouse. This would not be the same as the name on their birth certificate. Unless of course; they marry themselves.

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The only people the “save” act will prevent from voting are American Citizens who have been legally voting for decades. Non-citizens already don’t vote in our elections. So this addresses a problem that doesn’t exist.

We’ve been sharing bathrooms with trans people for decades. Why it’s suddenly an issue is beyond me.

Stop relying on rhetorical fallacies to make your arguments.
Last time I checked, most men don’t change their last name when they get married. So, yes, it would disproportionately affect women in a negative way.

It isn’t just an ID. We already do that in MO. This is a poll tax, and absolutely will disenfranchise voters. Y’all really should think about this…more Democrat voters than Republican voters are passport holders.

Why is the trump administration ordering public libraries to stop processing passports?

Make it more difficult to get a passport, no passport, no voting. Simple.

Imagine the guy who doesn’t respect the votes of women. Wants to further make it more difficult for them to vote with the save act.

hiya. Missouri voter here. I had my original (1960s) birth certificate. Because the seal was no longer raised ( 60 year old paper, you know?) I had to obtain an replacement from my birth state. I had to pay expedited fee, since I didn’t expect my original to be refused.
Had my marriage certificate, social security card, utility bill ( a little tough in these days is e-payments) and the previously mentioned ORIGINAL birth certificate.
$60 for new certificate.
It’s a poll tax to keep women from voting.

My original ” birth certificate” was considered a registration of birth and had to pay the town for an embossed birth certificate but then my driver’s license didn’t match my birth certificate so I had to bring in my marriage certificate. All so I could pay the DMV for an enhanced license. Then I had to pay again to get a passport ID for citizenship. 🤔am I legal now? Was i illegal before? 😆

Is this your campaign platform? Is this your agenda? Is this your message? Is this your pledge of service to your constituents? Is this what you bring to the table?

Yes. This has been another edition of Short Answers to Simple Questions.

Rick Brattin ~ you are very mis-informed about women & name changes…..let me state a fact for you. I was adopted, I do not have an official Birth Certificate & my original Birth name is on it along with my biological parents names. Let me stress again…..I was adopted & given a new name, my lifelong name until I married, once, twice, three times. How many names is that? I have a Real ID on my driver’s license. I had to produce paperwork to get that. Now explain to me, what do I use to vote. I have voted for all of my adult life by producing my driver’s license. To force me to procure additional ID to vote or pay for that procurement is a poll tax. You know it & I know it. Believe me, many of us seniors do not have the money to acquire a passport. Again, if we do & pay for a passport, that is a poll tax. Missouri needs to focus on the REAL problems this state has rather than trying to belittle women.

The SAVE Act is voter suppression. Pure and simple. Voter fraud has been proven, again and again, to be negligible. The numbers affected by the SAVE act would be considerable. This is the polar opposite of election integrity. An un-American perversion of our electoral system. Even if the obstacles are not insurmountable, they remain obstacles. Some people, inevitably, will fail to surmount them. Result: the electorate is distorted far more than by the minuscule amount of fraud that exists. Shame on everyone who supports this bs.

Tell us you don’t know how the constitution works……

Curious what any of that has to do with serving Missouri?
You make up issues to find solutions to things that aren’t really problems. You followed the party script perfectly.

What a crayon eater.

Paste, too, probably.

Rick Brattin (r) [2013 Show Me Progress file photo].

Sam Graves (r): he went there

14 Saturday Feb 2026

Posted by Michael Bersin in Congress, social media

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On Thursday:

Sam Graves
February 12 at 11:21 AM

Our elections are sacred and so is the right to vote. That’s why I was proud to support the SAVE America Act yesterday to require photo identification to vote in federal elections, require proof of citizenship to register to vote and make states remove non-citizens from their voter rolls. This bill maintains the integrity of our elections and that’s exactly what the American people want.

Not very smart there, eh?

Some of the responses:

Scared of women, are you?

Poll tax

Hack

Poll tax!!!

Poll tax!

Spineless Bootlicking Lackey.

Voter suppression!!!

Send in the clown (r)

10 Tuesday Feb 2026

Posted by Michael Bersin in Congress, Mark Alford

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Mark Alford (r) [2025 file photo].

This morning:

House GOP launches Bad Bunny probe: ‘Worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction’
by David Edwards
February 10, 2026 9:57AM ET

Rep. Mark Alford (R-MO) revealed that House Republicans are “investigating” Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show….

[….]

“We are still investigating this. There’s a lot of information that has come out about the lyrics,” Alford said. “I saw the halftime show, and we’re switching back and forth with the TPUSA halftime show. They, the lyrics from what we have seen, from Bad Bunny are very disturbing.”

“And if it holds true that the, you know, I don’t speak fluent Spanish, okay?” he continued. “These lyrics, if it is true, what was said on national television, we have a lot of questions for the… entities that broadcast this, and we’ll be talking with Brendan Carr from the FCC about this.”

“But this is, this could be much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction. Let’s put it that way.”

Clown.

Catherine Rampell ‪@crampell.bsky.social‬

Rep Mark Alford (R-MO) says House Rs are “investigating” Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show & talking with FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr. Alford says he didn’t watch the whole thing & also doesn’t know Spanish but suspects it might have been “much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction”
[….]
11:40 AM · Feb 10, 2026

Some of the comments:

LooooooooooL

These people are clowns.

And they are straight up clowning their constituents.

A bunch of culture war morons.

In other news he also plans to get to the bottom of those Louie Louie lyrics.

Also if you play Bad Bunny backwards you can clearly hear him invoke Satan.

What a bunch of pathetic, butthurt idiots. How about they investigate Kid Rock’s lyrics and his inability to mime?

Congressional governance has devolved into bad theater. Nothing of substance, nothing important. Just political buskers, doing their outrage hustle for corporate donations.

It’s fucking PATHETIC.

Can someone please ask him how much this investigation will cost the tax payers, and what is the legislative purpose? Just a simple reminder that his job is not to produce sound bites.

Does he mean they’re watching it over and over again? Meanwhile Caligula lives in the White House.

They talk like it has to be decoded like the Enigma machine

What do they “suspect” he said? No one they know speaks Spanish?

“Chinga La Migra”

So they are complaining about lyrics that they cannot define but insist cannot be said in English?

These racist Republicans are dumb as rocks.

Well we certainly don’t want to be worse than the “Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction”. We especially don’t want Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction in Spanish

Who are these people?

“…You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.”

This is what the folks in Congress do with the small amount of time they spend doing their job. I’m fairly certain constituents would prefer they work on more pressing matters, such as healthcare, job creation, immigration reform, affordable housing, almost anything else but this.

[….] watching these four confused morons try to fabricate potentially nefarious actions committed, simply because they didn’t understand the language being spoken is low key hilarious.

Of course he is from Missouri…..

Just when we thought things couldn’t get dumber…

WTF are they gonna “investigate”? How severe their poor feefees were hurt.

Didn’t watch it. Didn’t understand it. I hope he can somehow overcome his horror at what happened. Perhaps therapy or a long walk in the woods.

There’s no fixing this level of stupid.🤡

It’s too bad there’s no way to ever figure out what someone said in Spanish.

We didn’t understand them but we are really offended by the lyrics.

Oh for the love of God. They’re RIDICULOUS

“El pueblo no aguanta má’ injusticia’
Se cansó de tus mentira’ y de que manipulen las noticia'”
– B.Bunny

Another “I didn’t watch it but I hear it was a message of unity so I will spend taxpayer money to discredit it.”

Is this your guy Alford?

Young ladies, young ladies
I like ’em underage, see
Some say that’s statutory
But I say it’s mandatory

– Kid Rock lyrics to Cool, Daddy Cool

The unabashed racism truly is something to behold

These are extremely unserious people who are deeply disturbed.
Also remember that every accusation from these folks is either a projection or a confession.
I wonder what Mr. Alford does in his spare time?

As Bugs Bunny says “What a maroon”.

Mark Alford (r) [2024 file photo].

Denny Hoskins (r), are you an idiot?

26 Monday Jan 2026

Posted by Michael Bersin in social media

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Denny Hoskins (r) [2025 file photo].

Yes. This has been another edition of Short Answers to Simple Questions.

Yesterday:

Denny Hoskins
[January 25, 2026]

If the Missouri Communists are “big mad” at me, I must be doing something right. I’m definitely right over target 🎯.
I will continue to fight for our freedoms, follow state law & the Missouri constitution and will never bow down to the communist party!
[….]

Yes Denny, all three of them.

The thing is, there are a lot more people who aren’t Communists who think you’re a fascist stooge. But do go on.

Some of the responses:

I see you like to keep yourself relevant. 😂 You’re a cog in the wheel. You’re a nothing. A nobody. A Trump cuck. You will go down in history as an enemy of freedom. Nothing more.

So… if you support fair elections and want laws that passed with a solid majority to actually be recognized by elected officials… you’re a communist? 🤔
Did they change the definition since I was in school?
OR are you just a sad, name-calling partisan hack who would rather divide us with performative culture wars and lies than work for all of your constituents?

Can you explain what a Missouri Communist stands for vs a Missouri Fascist?

Heh.

Are the Missouri communists in the room with us now?

When you were in school, what were you doing when you were supposed to be learning about governmental systems?

I read, “I take no accountability for my actions even if it means hurting Missouri workers.”

All three Communists in Missouri?

Heh.

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You will bow down to “daddy” Trump though won’t you? Need some knee pads?
Such “alphas” taking orders from another grown man while shouting “alpha”. Does he tell you all when to wipe 💩 too? 🤣🤣

Denny Hoskins
[….] 🤮. Keep your own knee pads.

Im not the one bending over for Trump. I don’t need them. I can do my own critical thinking. I’m not a clueless white man chasing my own ego and pissed because of my skin color. 🤷

What’s the point in any of this besides ego?! Hatred, violence, left, right, black, white. Maybe if you “Christians” shared and lived more by the scripture you claim to follow instead of propaganda you would know none of these dumbass, punk ass labels matter.
You don’t take any of these labels with you in the grave, you don’t take the money, the houses, the cars, none of this crap goes along with us. Dont see any of you “leaders” spreading the word of God and living it.
I’m pretty sure a lot of us would rather live caring for this Earth without gatekeepers in suits chasing ego and wealth while throwing out all this rhetoric that they are “for the people”. White people won’t be around forever no matter how pissed you all get about it. Just like no skin color will. It’s evolution. Just as the dinosaurs evolved into the creatures we have now, “humans” will evolve into new forms and you all can’t stop evolution nobody can no matter what technology is created.

Denny Hoskins knees are calloused so he doesn’t need padding.

Denny Hoskins Very telling that the only thing you’ll respond to is a knee pad comment. You are not a serious person.

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Are the communists in the room with you right now?

🤣 right! That’s what I was wondering, too.

Red Scare lingo ain’t swinging.

Except when you ignore what Missouri voters actually voted for right?

You couldn’t define “communism.” 🙄 But it’s the party line, so you’ll pull it out every chance you get. 🤦

I don’t think the secretary of State should be calling constituents communists for exercising free speech. It is a right enshrined in the Constitution. I think the Missouri Supreme Court just told Hoskins and the legislature where to go.

Are you representing your constituents or your donors?

I think it would concern the GOP that it’s actions are so disliked by the majority of the people that most Missourians are in agreement with the communists. I’d like to think that, but the will of the people is no longer a Missouri GOP priority.

Spoken like a true Nazi.

Define communism, Denny.

So…still no original thoughts then?

Wasn’t that long ago you could be pro Union without being called a communist.

Throwing out votes of the people and gerrymandering is pretty fascist. Fighting for our rightful votes!

Who are you?

Heh.

If you even tried to follow the law, this protest, or even this issue would not be in front of you. You are not the elected works gummer intended to quash the citizen’s rights in Missouri.

Imagine being an elected official and calling your constituents names. I’m not so sure I’d be so quick to show everyone that I peaked in kindergarten, but do what you want.

You might want to spend some time talking to your constituents.

Do you get off on calling Missouri citizens names or is it in your job description?

You say you will never bow down to the communist party. But what about the fascist party? It seems like you do bow down to them.

There definitely is another explanation than you’re “doing something right.” It’s definitely not that.

Missouri communists 😂
I stopped reading after that 😂

Thinking you meant “constituents,” not communists. What a strange thing to call folks asking you to follow the US and Missouri Constitutions.

Nah. You’re just breaking the law.

Good God, what is wrong with you?

A list.

1. What Communists? I’ve known Missouri longer than you and at my leftiest, the most radical people I met voted Kucinich in a primary. 😆
2. In the United States, it’s legal to be a Communist. It’s legal to study any philosophy. Fascist forerunner Joe McCarthy found that out the hard way. 🎶

Dude. This is not the flex you think it is.

You’re a fucking fraud and coward. Afraid of the voters (us) and fraud for “representing” the people. You’re disgusting

What a wonderful persecution complex you enjoy, Denny!

I was there and I can assure you I’m not a communist. I am a MO voter who will always show up & speak out when our elected representatives overturn initiatives that voters have already passed, attack citizens’ ability to use the initiative process, and attempt to deceive voters with confusing ballot language! Shame on you for ignoring the will of the voters & suppressing our rights!

Define communist

Wow

About 60+% of your constituents agreed with these folks in abortion and minimum wage. Maybe #RespectMOVoters

The irony of walking in those doors that say
“Salus Populi Suprema Lex Esto”. “The welfare of the people shall be the supreme law.” Then telling them they dont know what they voted for on abortion, right to work and more. How it says “not to be served but to serve” carved into the walls. Yet you guys are blind to doing any of it. Its astonishing.

I’m confused! So you ARE supportive of initiatives? You DO respect the will of the voters??? Or only when you agree with their votes????
P.s. Minneapolis does not have 1 A or 2 A freedoms right now. Are you planning the same for Missouri??

Weasel.

You’re sadly mistaken. It’s pity, not “big mad” and the only thing you fight for is the GOP machine that lines your pockets.
Salus populi suprema lex esto

lololol fkn idiot 🤡

A Missouri elected official demeaning voters? That tracks.

Also, the 1950s called and they want their rhetoric back.

How are you fighting for our freedoms by overturning the votes of the people? It is quite literally the opposite.

Republicans have beaten the Communist drum for over 100 years. Unbelievable constituents still fall for it.

You wouldn’t know a communist if he bit your ass and you certainly don’t understand that your president is a big old orange fascist.

You’re opposing the vote of the people. You’re not fighting for our freedom but to oppress it. You’re too stupid to even understand the difference I’m sure. Communists are not what you should fear. The people are taking back our right to decide for ourselves and that’s what scares you. Well get used to it as we have no intention of stopping!!!

Do you even know the definition of freedom, you bootlicker?

You’re one sick f*ck, Denny. 🖕🏼

So in fascist America, wanting a representative republic is a communist idea? What a sad and pathetic worm you’ve devolved into since deciding to lick the boot.

Oh fuck off, Denny.

Tens of thousands of Missourians are “big mad” at you because you’re nothing but a tool for fascism. What an embarrassment you are.

When we fight to stop them from overturning the vote of the people…. People actually having a say in how we’re governed, we’re communists? That’s actually pretty much the opposite of communism, which is authoritarian, centralized state control. You stupid boot licker!

A Missouri Communist? How dare the people of this state, actual citizens you are supposed to be working to represent, want their voices heard. You’re a clown.

You are a disgrace.

Idiot

22 year super majority in MO and your party keeps saying liberals are to blame. You all are the problem. Fuck off.

See, here’s the problem with your lack of good governance. You think your main purpose is to antagonize people you don’t like. Your actual job, though, is to represent ALL your constituents. Not just the affluent white christians.

Another shill. Disagreeing with your manipulative, dishonest actions does not make people communists. Get a grip.

Count the signatures, that’s your job. If you’re not going to do your job then resign sir.

Is this truly a post from an elected politician? You are calling the constituents you are charged with representing communists because they are “mad” at you? This must be a joke, or your page has been hacked. Why would a grown man behave in this way?

Oh, Denny. You spineless little insignificant boy. What a pathetic excuse of a representative of Missouri you are. You might wanna look up communist in the dictionary

Fuck you for not listening to the will of the voters.

You are bad for Missouri. We deserve so much better.

Hoskins is a fascist coward who wishes he was that relevant. At the end of the day, history will never remember his name.

Are you a sixth grader? That is some of the lamest name calling I’ve heard since I went to junior high.

You mean the citizens you were elected to represent. All of them. That used to be part of public service. Now you’re just a clown in a stupid red jacket.

You are here to serve your constituents, and you are flexing over them being mad at you? You really need to reevaluate what servant leadership is.

Communists? Really? and you define “freedom” by gerrymandering away democratic voices? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

It’s the dumb fuck who cried communism. The 1950’s called. They want their trope back.
Authoritarians like the Soviet Union ignored the will of the people just like you are, asshole.

Denny Hoskins (r) [2022 file photo].

Rick Brattin’s (r) favorite whine…

21 Wednesday Jan 2026

Posted by Michael Bersin in Missouri General Assembly, Missouri Senate, social media

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Rick Brattin (r) [2025 file photo].

Rick Brattin for Missouri
[January 21, 2026]

When you see all of these mass protests that the left is doing nationwide, just realize these yayhoos are being paid, their transportation provided in nice comfy expensive charter buses, and pallets of food miraculously arrive for them. Their signs are printed and distributed to them upon their arrival, and their organizer gives them their barking orders on what they are supposed to do.
This isn’t grassroots, they are like extras on a mass movie set and by law they should probably all have to register as lobbyists.
[….]

Democracy, meh.

Some of the responses:

That is a bold face lie. I’m not sure what is worse, that you are intentionally lying to your constituents or that you are stupid enough to believe the people that are feeding you that line of bull.

Rick, it’s ironic that you do not respond to phone calls, messages or mail when we need to talk with you about issues but you have chosen this issue to spout falsehoods. First communication from you!

Are you really so stupid you believe what you’re saying? Wait don’t answer that lol. Retired grandma here. Not paid. We drove, but know many of the people on those busses, not paid either. Please, continue to talk your bs. There really are this many people who are willing to stand up and speak out to save our democracy…and it’s growing every single day.

Rick Brattin (r) [2013 file photo].

Hey Mr. Brattin! I am one of your constituents (not by choice), and I drove 2 hours to come have my voice (as well as 3 other constituents voices) heard today! I didn’t get paid. But what I did get was the satisfaction of getting to talk to other constituents who are just as unhappy as I am that you can’t seem to do your job without infringing on the Missourians rights who have plainly voted on measures they want.
You serve the people. I am sure you will be reminded of that once your term ends.

Local man baffled by the idea of “organizing”. More at 11

Lol if we’re being paid to protest where’s my check?

Gee, and here I am always protesting for free. You’re a ridiculous person Brattin.

Rick here is a liar. I do it all for free. My friends do it all for free.

I bought three new Mercedes with mine

Heh.

LOL. Bro posted a picture of buses and some snacks and somehow is convinced of some massive protestor conspiracy. Top notch work 🙄

all you idiots wear the same red hats

Heh.

And China makes them. 😂

yeah. We all go to the same places for our signs and organize in advance genius. Are you people really this stupid???

Yes. This has been another edition of “Short Answers to Simple Questions”.

Lol! I got paid for protesting the same day I got my Doge check 😂😂😂

Oh they got snacks!
I love snacks!

Do they pay more than ICE?

wow. and to think I’ve been doing it on my own time free of charge. Can you dig a little deeper and get some more info so I can sign up and get paid? Thanks bro

How much do they get paid?
Is it under the table?
Does it have benefits and 401k?

I’m looking for the one that provides healthcare coverage!

What is sad about your post Is that you really believe it?

he’s an idiot OR he thinks voters are idiots

exactly. What’s worse? That he’s a liar or just stupid? 🤦‍♀️

like for real…they just blindly believe whatever they see on Fox “news”. 🤦‍♀️

Is this a parody account?😆😆😆

Sadly, no.

Stop. I was there today. Drove myself, ate a lovely lunch at Arris Pizza and drove home.

No, we just know how to organize against fascism.

water cannons – every military base has at least one xtra — hose em down

Think about that one for just a second.

Such mature language to call them yahoos, Rick. There’s an awful lot of people protesting on their own dime. How about you do your job instead of creating posts like this.

I bet the guy in the bathrobe in the Minneapolis snow was being paid. You guys are ridiculous. 😆😆😆

Children shouldn’t have access to the internet. Please be quiet while adults are talking.

That’s a pretty brash statement. I am sure there are still some of us who feel strongly about exercising our first amendment rights without it being for monetary gain. Those of us from the 60’s and 70’s understand that.

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Keep calling this out, Senator Brattin

he’s not calling it out. He’s making it up. Don’t be fooled. The left isn’t paying fake protestors. We are terrified and our of at what this country is becoming and if you don’t see it, it’s because you are choosing not to see it. Facism is sneaky. This country is not great when our own citizens are scared of our own government. Do better

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And the moon is made of cheese.

You’re confusing this with J6. And the buses paid for by the wife of Clarence Thomas.

There’s that.

Hey so who do I call to get my check? And back pay since I’ve never gotten one for any of the protests I’ve attended? Oh and who reimburses me for the supplies I purchased to make my signs? Ya know since they provided printed ones… 🙄

Then it should be easy to go undercover and get proof and receipts yeah? Go on and do it. Show us clown.

Oh hell no, I protest for free!

Yeah, with all these trump tariff and doge checks, plus the protest checks, I’m shocked the economy isn’t doing better

Heh.

It’s always amusing to see that Republicans think liberals get paid to do things…mainly because the Republicans could never imagine having something so meaningful that you’d fight for it for free. Classic projection and sidestep. You think the libs do it because that’s the only way you’d do it. Some folks just believe in human rights and the sanctity of human life and liberty. Ask yourself which is more Christlike, you won’t be seeing it in the mirror.

The fact that so many people protesting this administration is inconceivable to you and others is mind boggling. Tells me that you are not in touch with the concerns of your constituents. (Also, those pictures do not “prove” a point.)

Is this a 1099 gig?

Heh.

So difficult for maga to imagine caring about others or something other than themselves 🤭🤔

Why is it so hard for people to understand that folks hate trump for free? And why has there never been proof of payments? And why hasn’t maga ever went undercover to blow up the whole deal??… you guys are hilarious…lmao

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There should be a law requiring identification of paid protesters. We can start with a general law that states all acts of protest with “x” number of people require a permit. If a permit is not provided then protesters are not allowed to inhibit public traffic or neighborhoods.

Keep trying to take away the 1st amendment. That will definitely win you cucks the midterms 🤣

Geez, almost like no one ever thought of that…oh wait, Russia and China beat you to it.

should that same law require a group of masked men with weapons shouting demands also identify who they are?

We see what you did there.

“Stop the ICEholes”

Good thing the 60s didn’t depend on you.

So you’re for small government, right?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Special kind of stupid aren’t you.

Are you okay? I’m seriously worried about your brain or your soul but either way you might want to get it checked 😬

Dude, are you dumb?

Dunning-Kruger. Stupid people don’t know that they’re stupid.

Is that what you really believe? If it is, I’m really sorry for you.

You are remarkably stupid.

Are you merely stupid? Or are you huffing spray paint? Either way, when idiocy goes to $50 a barrel, you’re Saudi Arabia.

Tell us you are an idiot without telling us you are an idiot.

Wow. You are clearly as ignorant as they come, a liar, or both. Which is it? People protest you and your cronies because you are…well, as stated in the previous sentence, both. We don’t get paid to stand up to your lies and bad policies.

Just say you’re a moron. Takes much fewer words.

Just a lot of people dont like Nazis.

It’s freaking awesome that Republicans have not once came up with the idea to “pose as an agitator, get paid big bucks with delicious snacks, expose all with Sean Hannity.” Like either (A) ya’ll are completely delusional and half the country suffering from what you call “TDS” really does hate the man that much to freely protest, or (B), you folks must be all tied as the absolute worst board game players in the history of mankind.

Arrest them all.

Never heard of the Constitution, slept through school.

Senator Rick Brattin for Missouri, your post is indicative of your inability to comprehend that there are things so important like our country and our form of government we don’t have to be paid to stand up for them.
In addition your post is indicative of the worry that you and your fellow unfit for office Republicans are feeling. You underestimated the resolve, integrity, ethics, and intelligence of “We the people”

There’s that.

You are some kind of stupid.

Same old tired lies. Nobody has to pay us to stand up for human rights. To fight for the rights of human beings, who are also citizens, to not be taken out in a Minnesota winter barely clothed at almost 60 years old. To not be shot in the face. To not have to do CPR on their 6-month-old because they were tear-gassed. Why is it beyond your comprehension that anyone would have to be paid to be a decent human being with empathy for others? We have been here before, and you’re on the wrong side of history.

Rick why didn’t you come out of your office and actually speak with us? We are Missouri voters who gladly attended for free. I spoke at the rally. But when a group of constituents went to speak to our senator after the rally he literally ran out of his office and hid from us. You might be more in tune with your constituents if you weren’t locked in your office taking creepy aerial photos of buses and lunches.

Does it make you sad that you’re just another Republican puking up lies? If you want people to listen to you, maybe you should try listening to the voters. It’s a 2 way street.
We have enough liars in the government. We need people who will tell the truth.
How do I know you’re lying? Because if there were any truth to this, you would sign up and have video of all of this happening, not a couple pictures that show nothing. Not only that, you’d have a check stub proving that these people are being paid.
Without any of that, you’re just a cog in the propaganda machine. I mean, I get why you have to believe those lies… because otherwise you’d have to accept the fact that so many people disagree with you and don’t like you… if you’re right, you can stay the course no matter what your voters think. Doesn’t make you right though, just bad at your job.

Batshit crazy

15 Thursday Jan 2026

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Eric Schmitt (r) [2025 file photo].

Today:

Eric Schmitt
[January 15, 2026]

Territorial expansion is a time-honored American tradition—think Louisiana Purchase, Alaska. We’re a frontier people—it’s in our blood.
Acquiring Greenland isn’t a silly idea. It makes all the sense in the world.

[….]

Geography still matters at sea.

Greenland sits astride the GIUK Gap—the northern gate to the Atlantic.

If adversaries can move submarines and sensors freely through it, they can threaten transatlantic reinforcement, undersea cables, and U.S. war plans.

As the Arctic becomes more navigable, it also becomes more contested.

More traffic means more survey ships, dual-use activity, and gray-zone operations.

[….]

Some people never get out of junior high school.

If Denmark, Iceland, and the United Kingdom are no longer allies because Donald Trump takes Greenland than the GIUK North Atlantic gap doesn’t mean shit.

No NATO, no North Atlantic trade, dumbass. No NATO, no need for reinforcements, dumbass.

“…As the Arctic becomes more navigable, it also becomes more contested…”

Is that because of, gasp, global warming/climate change, dickweed?

“[Eric] Schmitt is a Fascist doosh”

Some of the responses to Eric Schmitt (r):

It is a bat shit crazy idea. 75% of Americans oppose the idea. And the fact that you are even entertaining it should disqualify you from any public office in the United States of America.

What if Russia decided to expand and wants Alaska?

Trump (r) has set the precedent.

[….] We will lose NATO membership and every single base we have in Europe as well as the collaboration and goodwill of our longtime allies.

Sure…agree…it’s not a silly idea. It’s another idiotic idea concocted by our stable genius.

So, we need their resources?
We could call it operation lebensraum, that way the Germanic linguists in Greenland will feel heard.

Senator Eric Schmitt STFU, you Russian asset. Move already. Russia is calling MAGA to help fight their pathetic war where they’re being spanked by the Ukranians. Real patriots. Something you would know nothing about you fucking turncoat.

Mommy I want Greenland! Give me Greenland!!

I am speechless.😶 I am so ashamed of your statement, Senator. Maybe some reflection of what your duties of Senator entails and how you represent the state of Missouri – not the lawless regime.

We were surrounded by allies until the regime began threatening all of them.

You can help the current owners, who are NATO members and allies, secure it and prevent Russia or China getting a foothold. You would be welcomed and even celebrated.
But you can’t have it, it’s not for sale.
If you take it, you betray your allies and become just another China or Russia, a bully nation, and you weaken your own security rather than strengthen it.
This is a chance for the USA to show its quality. The world is watching.

“…This is a chance for the USA to show its quality…” Too late. That ship sailed in November 2016.

But, the Greenlanders have said, again and again and again, that they don’t want to be a part of the US. Why should we not respect that? Why do we need to be imperialist? Why do we need to threaten to take it by military force? Why are you all mouth-breathing morons?

No. We need to stay with NATO.

Bootlicking insanity

So are borders important or not?

This isn’t our territory. What is wrong with you?

This administration’s making us less safe. Not more.

Put the crackpipe down, Eric

Greenland is not a priority…at all. And it’s certainly not worth breaking our alliance in NATO. If you didn’t have your head so far up Trump’s ass, you’d see this.

We literally spent most of the 20th century pushing the world away from doing things that way, after it led to a pair of world wars that killed millions.
Even more ill advised to normalize wars of armed robbery in a world where nuclear weapons exist and are the most effective guarantors of territorial integrity. Nuclear proliferation will ramp up dramatically as smaller nations seek to protect their sovereignty.

It’s not a time honored anything. It’s Putin’s play book.

“Make America Great Again” – in Russian.

The logical conclusion of this argument is that the US must control all territories, everywhere, or Russia and China will. Greenland is our ally and will cooperate with our national security interests.
I believe this is about “critical minerals”, which are “critical” to investments made by the President’s wealthy supporters, including his son.

Grifters.

Greenland says NO. What part of that don’t you understand? Sit down!

Resign.

If it is so vital to US strategic interests why have you closed 30 out of 31 bases you had on Greenland since the 1950s?

Nice way to say invasion.

Hitler took over Europe. So it’s ok???

Take Greenland and the world will be against us. We will have no allies and it will be us against the rest. This administration is doing so much harm to the world, pitting us against ourselves, wrecking an already fragile environment, and foreign policy is take what we want whether they like it or not. Something is going to break and I’m afraid it will be us.

batshit fucking crazy

You’re a damn idiot if you think this makes us safer. This destroys NATO, exactly what Russia has been trying to do since 1945 or so.

Sovereign countries aren’t territory to expand into, asshole. And, maybe get your own house in order before ruining yet another part of the world.

Fuck you, fascist.

It’s not too late to delete this staggeringly stupid post.

It is now.

Sounds like something the nazis would do.

Eric Schmitt you are a clown. White men in suits nothing but, lap dogs for another grown man. You all are tyrants. Greenland is not ours to take.

The Triple Clown

11 Sunday Jan 2026

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A Fascist pig, a narcissist, and an asshole. In a single package.

Tonight:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
[….]
701 ReTruths 2.34k Likes Jan 11, 2026, 7:23 PM

“…Acting President of Venezuela…”

There is the small matter of those midterm elections in 2026

11 Thursday Dec 2025

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Mark Alford (r) [2023 file photo].

Today:

Congressman Mark Alford
[December 11, 2025]
🎪 Democrats tried another desperate impeachment circus today. It collapsed on impact. The American people are tired of political games, & so am I.
House Republicans are laser-focused on securing the border, rebuilding our economy, and restoring American strength, not fueling the Left’s obsession with President Donald J. Trump!!
[….]

Some of the responses (out of over 2000):

The king leads the sheep

or perhaps…. the lemmings.

the Emperor will pardon the ones who he thinks will do something for him in return. That’s why King Donald I was so upset with the Democrat he pardoned who then said he was going to run again as a Democrat.

I’m equally confused about which immigrants stay and which are hunted down and arrested?

the white ones stay

They pardon the ones that can pay for it. $$$ For a surcharge, the drug lord’s families get to come to the U.S. as well.

Kinda like the Letitia James fiasco, no?

The circus must go on! 😂

I gotta tell you the number of times I have seen Republicans getting ratioed on their own posts because nearly everyone hates them is bringing me great amounts of joy

“we’re blindly obsequious” isn’t the own you seem to think it is.

Midterms are coming.

Midterms anyone ?

How are you feeling about health care and affordability?

he doesn’t care

Laser focused? I had an Irish Setter once that had a longer attention span.

Did you wake him up to tell him yet?

Oh, no, Mark is practicing to be a “digital creator” or “influencer.”

The word is unaffordablity. Such a beautiful word. So awesome and wonderful. We love unaffordabilty, We love things to cost a lot. Another beautiful word is unaccountability. We love to be unaccountable for unaffordability.

Well there is always the midterms

🤣🤣what is your economic and healthcare plan? I’ll wait

Amen so am I. Indiana republicans respected their constituents today! And the grand jury did the right thing. Midterms are coming.

Midterms are coming!!!!!

Midterms, midterms, midterms…..

And how about your concepts of a plan on healthcare?

Tired of political games? Interesting.

Ironic.

Do you blame the dog whenever you fart? Nobody believes that either.

Circus? The only circus in town is maga

Ah yes the stable genius, most honest man in history stands tall again

Keep saying that to yourself.

Great job Mark. How’s the free lunch and free healthcare?

Doing a great job on the economy. Just ask your constituents. 🤮

the problem for people like Alford is that he’ll never get many Democrats’ votes, he’s too far gone for that, so he does what Kevin Yoder did when he realized that Sharice Davids–a Native American, lesbian, mixed martial arts fighter!–was likely to beat him in Kansas, he (Yoder) leaned harder into the MAGA constituency hoping there were enough of them motivated to come out and vote. He lost.

How are you rebuilding the economy if it is stronger than ever?

Laser focused on making these posts. Lol

See you in 2026 🌊

Midterms

I don’t think republicans are focused on those aspects either. Kinda hard to tell with your heads up Trumps backside.

And the law be damned, right? 🙄

Midterms, Mark.

Midterms are just around the corner

Yep midterms are coming

What is your plan to lower the cost of healthcare?

Where’s your health plan?

Shill.

Congressman Mark Alford 🖕

You were laser focus sitting at home for eight weeks when the government was shut down?

This clown said that he’s “sick of political games.” 😆 🤣 😂 😆 🤣 😂
Stop, bro, my side hurts! 😆 🤣 😂

Well you got one thing right: we are tired of the political games.

Where’s the health plan Mark?

What planet do you live on?

Have you been to the grocery store $$$$

A Republican says political games. Hilarious

Figured you liked games… it’s all you play.

What you mean to say is that you are “tired of political games” unless they serve your interest.

“Rebuilding our economy” destroying it first then “somewhat picking it back up” is like gambling with $100, loosing $100, buying back in with $300, loosing $300, buing back in with $500, loosing $500, buying back in with a $1000 and loosing $950. That’s not “fixing the economy”

Mark Alford (r) [2024 file photo].

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