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14th dimensional chess

31 Tuesday Mar 2026

Posted by Michael Bersin in Congress, Mark Alford, social media

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4th Congressional District, clown, DHS, former newsreader, gaslighting, Mark Alford, missouri, right wingnut, shutdown, social media, sycophant, that ridiculous hat, Trump sycophant, TSA

Apparently.

Mark Alford (r) [2025 file photo]

Today:

Congressman Mark Alford
[March 31, 2026]

Democrats left TSA workers without pay. President Trump stepped in and got them paid.
Now airport lines are moving again—and Americans are seeing the difference. The left must stop playing games, fund DHS & end the chaos.
[….]

A day early. Heh.

Some of the responses to Mark Alford (r):

Why didn’t Trump do this earlier?

He can only take Emergency action when it becomes an actual emergency.

Cool. So only a week in was not an emergency? Calling in ICE was not an emergency?

The Republicans kept voting to not pay the TSA workers, the congressman from Missouri speaks with a crooked tongue.

Republicans voted against paying them 7 times.
Still not requiring ICE ro follow normal police procedures.

Now that’s funny Mark!

“Solved” the problem that he caused. It’s the equivalent of praising your teenager for totalling their car but doing a great job finding a new one.

weird…the democrats have controlled 0 branches of government in the last 12 months. Therefore…it can’t be their fault??? Weird.

Funny that.

Trump caused the problem.
Trump solved the problem.
Trump is the hero! 🙄

So he had the ability to do that the whole time¿¿

Solving a self created problem, nice.

Problem created and then announced solved. It isn’t solved…you people aren’t working together. Every day it gets more ridiculous.

The Democrats had nine different legislative proposals for funding TSA don’t lie

asking these GOP Congressmen not to lie isn’t possible..every post is a lie with them

He could of done that weeks ago but he chose to let them suffer, just like Republicans did the eight times they voted against a bill to pay TSA workers.

yep, because Trump is the biggest drama queen

So he could have payed them the entire time?

he was trying to use them as a threat to bully the Dems into passing the SAVE Act which hands elections over to his fed govt—so they “never lose again” as he said

And you are on a 2 week vacation.

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 soooooo He is a hero for doing something he could have done in the beginning

He gets a participation trophy, too.

Great job solving the problem you caused.

Why didn’t he do that to begin with?🤡

Thou shalt not lie.

When did control of the White House, Congress and the Senate shift to the Democrats?

Wow … he keeps solving the problems he creates

Please tell me how it was the democrats. What were republicans willing to negotiate on? I’m seriously curious, because I only heard what the democrats put forth to come to some resolution, I haven’t seen what the republicans put forth.

Cause a problem, temporary fix the problem, claim a victory. The maga way

So he could have done this the whole time, instead used TSA workers as pawns in political theater and you think that makes him admirable?

Arbeit Macht Frei

10 Sunday Aug 2025

Posted by Michael Bersin in Uncategorized

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ad, Arbeit Macht Frei, DHS, Donald Trump, Fascist pigs, ice

Today from DHS and ICE:


Fraktur? Really?

How authoritarian of them.

Yes, them:

Homeland Security @DHSgov

Hunt Cartels. Save America.

[….]

9:52 AM · Aug 10, 2025

Fascist pigs.

They’re practicing for St. Patrick’s Day

11 Friday Jul 2025

Posted by Michael Bersin in Uncategorized

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DHS, Fascist pigs, pearl clutching, snowflakes, social media

You’d think, right?

The First Amendment to the Constitution:

Amendment I

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Today, from DHS:

Homeland Security @DHSgov
Desecrating American soil by waving a foreign flag in defiance of our law enforcement is an OUTRAGE.

We will relentlessly pursue our mission to deport criminal illegal aliens and restore America’s sovereignty.
[….]
11:48 AM · Jul 11, 2025

Desecrating American soil by killing a farm worker for a photo-op is an outrage. And it’s Fascism.

No human being is illegal.

Waving a flag is not a criminal act and is protected under the First Amendment.

United Farm Workers‬ ‪@ufw.bsky.social‬

UPDATE: we tragically can confirm that a farm worker has died of injuries they sustained as a result of yesterday’s immigration enforcement action.
[….]
July 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM

Principles of International Law Recognized in the Charter of the Nüremberg Tribunal and in the Judgment of the Tribunal, 1950.

Principle IV
The fact that a person acted pursuant to order of his Government or of a superior does not relieve him from responsibility under international law, provided a moral choice was in fact possible to him.

“I was following orders” is not a defense.

Fascist pigs.

Geheime Staatspolizei* in America

11 Wednesday Jun 2025

Posted by Michael Bersin in social media

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DHS, Fascism, Fascist pigs, Gestapo, ice, snitch line, social media

* Gestapo

If you’ve ever wondered what you would have done if you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you’re doing it now.

Today, from Homeland Security:

Homeland Security @DHSgov
Help your country locate and arrest illegal aliens.

To report criminal activity, call 866-DHS-2-ICE (866-347-2423).

10:22 AM · Jun 11, 2025

Some ahistorical racist dickhead thought this was a good idea.

“Foreign Invaders”? No human being is “illegal”.

Fucking Fascist pigs.

You all know what to do.

Whiners

19 Monday May 2025

Posted by Michael Bersin in social media

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cosplay, DHS, Gestapo, Homeland Security, I was just following orders, social media, sycophants, Trump administration, Trump sycophants, whiners, whining

Principles of International Law Recognized in the Charter of the Nüremberg Tribunal and in the Judgment of the Tribunal, 1950.

Principle IV
The fact that a person acted pursuant to order of his Government or of a superior does not relieve him from responsibility under international law, provided a moral choice was in fact possible to him.

Yesterday:

Homeland Security @DHSgov
It is absolutely sickening to compare ICE law enforcement agents to the Gestapo.

Attacks and demonization of ICE and our partners is wrong. ICE officers are now facing a 413% increase in assaults.

Our message is clear: DO NOT come to this country illegally. If you do, we will arrest you, deport you and you will never return.
[….]
3:58 PM · May 18, 2025

Wouldn’t be a problem if they just bothered to wear their brown shirts, Sam Browne belts, and arm bands, eh?

Noticed:

Scott “HBO Max” Shapiro ‪@scottjshapiro.bsky.social‬

You know you’re winning when you post “We are NOT the Gestapo!”
[….]
May 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM

Some of those responses:

Trump is going to be mad that DHS put out a post that didn’t mention how lucky we are to have Trump.

When does the container ship with your Brown Shirts arrive in port from China?

Maybe Homeland Security should be renamed Gestapo too. Because, well,what we see now in the streets has nothing… to see… with a democracy.
Or the fascists in charge of this for now can also resign and giving back the Homeland security to responsible people…
They are so embarrassing….

If it threatens and acts like the gestapo, it’s a gestapo. They just keep proving the point.

They forget that they are arresting people who are here legally and are US citizens. So yes Gestapo seems to fit.

I mean if they stopped acting like the Gestapo people would stop comparing ICE to the Gestapo. We have no need for Gestapo tactics.

If it goosesteps like a…

Homeland Security can deny all they want that they are not Gestapo, but we see the same tactics , the same lack of empathy and honesty that the Nazi armband wearing criminals did under Hitler. The similarities are spot on. Just because they deny it doesn’t change the facts.

Perhaps wearing masks, not identifying themselves and not producing warrants might be a start to figuring out this conundrum.

If the jackboot fits…

No they are SS…. But with GESTAPO manners.

They aren’t the gestapo. The gestapo wore identifiable uniforms and didn’t burn through money like a California wildfire.

Sarcasm, probably.

It’s true, they are not the Gestapo. They are more like the SA.

Yeah, sarcasm.

Gestapo says what?

And on and on.

Previously:

If ICE is going to the dance, don’t they need to wear their brown shirts? (May 16, 2025)

Whiner (May 19, 2025)

And they shall seek them in the churches, and they shall seek them in the schools

21 Tuesday Jan 2025

Posted by Michael Bersin in Uncategorized

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DHS, Fascism, immigrants, immigration, Trump, undocumented immigrants

“No human is illegal”

The official rhetoric of Fascism starts:

Statement from a DHS Spokesperson on Directives Expanding Law Enforcement and Ending the Abuse of Humanitarian Parole
Release Date: January 21, 2025

WASHINGTON – Yesterday, Acting Department of Homeland Security Secretary Benjamine Huffman issued two directives essential to ending the invasion of the US southern border and empower law enforcement to protect Americans.

The first directive rescinds the Biden Administration’s guidelines for Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and Customs and Border Protection (CBP) enforcement actions that thwart law enforcement in or near so-called “sensitive” areas. The second directive ends the broad abuse of humanitarian parole and returns the program to a case-by-case basis. ICE and CBP will phase out any parole programs that are not in accordance with the law. The following statement is attributable to a DHS Spokesperson:

“This action empowers the brave men and women in CBP and ICE to enforce our immigration laws and catch criminal aliens—including murders and rapists—who have illegally come into our country. Criminals will no longer be able to hide in America’s schools and churches to avoid arrest. The Trump Administration will not tie the hands of our brave law enforcement, and instead trusts them to use common sense.

“The Biden-Harris Administration abused the humanitarian parole program to indiscriminately allow 1.5 million migrants to enter our country. This was all stopped on day one of the Trump Administration. This action will return the humanitarian parole program to its original purpose of looking at migrants on a case-by-case basis.”

“…This action empowers the brave men and women in CBP and ICE to enforce our immigration laws and catch criminal aliens—including murders and rapists—who have illegally come into our country…”

“…Criminals will no longer be able to hide in America’s schools and churches to avoid arrest…”

Because the primary demographic of murderers and rapists are grandmothers who attend church and children attending school?

What about the convicted criminal residing in the White House?

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check. Conviction. Check.

Just asking.

Blunt is ready to torch DHS; Kander is readying the fire brigades

28 Saturday Feb 2015

Posted by Michael Bersin in Uncategorized

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Department of Homeland Security, DHS, Government shutdown, immigration policy, missouri, Roy Blunt Jason Kander

Jason Kander, Roy Blunt’s Democratic challenger for his Senate seat, is fielding a petition on his campaign Website to prevent the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) from closing. Here’s what Kander has to say about the insane willingness of Republicans in the Congress to sacrifice DHS to their desire to send a “message” to the president – and maybe to the crazies in their base – on the issue of immigration:

Tomorrow at midnight, funding expires for the Department of Homeland Security.

As Homeland Security Secretary Johnson said, it is “indulging in a fantasy to believe you can shut down the Department of Homeland Security and there be no impact to homeland security itself.”

Add your name and tell Congress: Stop playing games with our national security and vote to fund the Department of Homeland Security before Friday night at midnight.

Compare Kander’s serious approach to the don’t-bother-me, who-gives-a-damn attitude of GOP insider Blunt, who voted against the “clean” bill that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell recently brought up in the Senate in order to avoid the shutdown:

“This is a debate over funding a part of government so essential that if funding is not there, almost all of the employees show up anyway. They’re considered essential,” Sen. Roy Blunt (R-Mo.) said recently on the Senate floor.

Except that folks who know, know that’s not true:

While the most critical DHS functions – such as border and airport security and immigration enforcement – would continue, a review of the 2013 shutdown showed that some effects will be felt acutely in areas where the department already faces problems.

[…]

The 2013 shutdown provides a template for how DHS would be affected this time. A 2013 Congressional Research Service report found that an estimated 31,295 DHS employees were furloughed, but about 85 percent of the department’s workforce remained on the job.

The report said that “the total number of employees furloughed was relatively small compared with the overall size of the department,” but it pointed to a number of significant effects.

DHS procurement “activities were disrupted to some extent,” the report said, noting that DHS is the sixth-largest federal agency for procurement spending.

Other effects included the suspension of E-Verify, a program businesses use to determine the work eligibility of new employees, and a shutdown of the department’s civil rights and civil liberties complaint lines.

In the cyber arena – where DHS plays a key role in combatting attacks aimed at civilian federal networks and communicating with critical industries – there would be further impacts from a shutdown, DHS officials said.

The operational problems of the potential shutdown, however, are separate from the fact that a rich politician like Blunt is so willing to casually dismiss damage that shutting down jobs – or pay for those who, like a reverse Wempy, have to work today for a hamburger tomorrow – assuming that they can make it until tomorrow. At the very least, attitudes like Blunt’s isn’t gonna do a lot of good for morale, and, as I remember from my days as a manager, morale is a big part of how well things run.

And for what? A Republican colleague of Blunt, Illinois Senator Mark Kirk, describes the bone of contention succinctly: “Hopefully we’re gonna end the attaching of bullshit to essential items of the government.” Get that? Even sane GOPers thinks the tantrum is over a pile of steaming BS.

But wait a minute. Doesn’t Blunt usually like to pose as a sane GOPer? Is he really so scared of a rightwing challenger in 2016 – or just rightwing indifference come voting time – that he’ll sacrifice the good of the country to protect jingoistic BS? It seems to me that he needs to take to heart the rest of Senator Kirk’s comments: “In the long-run, if you are blessed with the majority, you’re blessed with the power to govern. If you’re gonna govern, you have to act responsibly.” Kander isn’t even the junior Senator from Missouri yet and he’s trying to do just that. What’s wrong with Blunt? You think he really just doesn’t give a damn as long as he can get the Big Money boys to keep paying his bills?

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