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Donald Trump (r) keeps handing out participation trophies

13 Wednesday Nov 2024

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Dr. Emmett Brown: Then tell me, future boy, who’s President of the United States in 1985?
Marty McFly: Ronald Reagan.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Ronald Reagan? The actor?
[chuckles in disbelief]
Dr. Emmett Brown: Then who’s vice president? Jerry Lewis?
[rushing out and down a hill toward his laboratory]
Dr. Emmett Brown: I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady!
Marty McFly: [following Doc] Whoa. Wait, Doc!
Dr. Emmett Brown: And Jack Benny is secretary of the treasury.
Marty McFly: [outside the lab door] Doc, you gotta listen to me.
Dr. Emmett Brown: [opens the door to the lab] I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!

Director of National Intelligence:

David Corn ‪@davidcorn.bsky.social‬
Donald Trump has just picked Tulsi Gabbard, a Putin stooge and a promoter of Russian propaganda, to be in charge of the entire US intelligence community. Will any Republican senator be concerned about this?
November 13, 2024 at 3:30 PM

Adam Kinzinger ‪@adamkinzinger.bsky.social‬
Tulsi Gabbard for DNI, a Russian spy. Brilliant
November 13, 2024 at 2:21 PM

Judah Grunstein ‪@judah-grunstein.bsky.social‬
Tulsi Gabbard as DNI means Five Eyes just became Four Eyes for the next four years.
November 13, 2024 at 2:21 PM

Anthony Michael Kreis
‪@anthonymkreis.bsky.social‬
Tulsi Gabbard as DNI? There’s not even a pretense of responsibility from Trump. We might as well just sign up to be a Russian client state.
November 13, 2024 at 2:19 PM

We will be in January.

Attorney General:

Brian Tyler Cohen ‪@briantylercohen.bsky.social‬
My God. Matt Gaetz nominated as Attorney General.
November 13, 2024 at 2:30 PM

illumi ‪@illumi.meme‬
Matt Gaetz has been training for this role as Attorney General since he was a teenager. Google “Matt Gaetz 17 year old” to learn more.
November 13, 2024 at 2:50 PM

Joyce Vance ‪@joycewhitevance.bsky.social‬
Matt Gaetz is not qualified to be AG. Full stop.
November 13, 2024 at 4:02 PM

Tea Pain ‪@teapainusa.bsky.social‬
BREAKING: Trump just nominated Matt Gaetz to be the Attorney General because Jeffrey Epstein is dead.
November 13, 2024 at 2:38 PM

Adam Parkhomenko ‪@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social‬

I’m tempted to say America is fucked.

But I think she’s too old for Matt Gaetz.
November 13, 2024 at 2:58 PM

Angry ‪@angrystaffer.bsky.social‬

Matt Gaetz for AG?

Tulsi Gabbard for DNI?

Holy fuck.
November 13, 2024 at 3:08 PM

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…

Previously:

Think of the possibilities (November 12, 2024)

Eschatology (November 11, 2024)

Wrong audience

27 Friday Dec 2019

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In Iowa.

Not how you efficiently reach or convince those Iowa Democratic Party caucus participants.

Nine days ago in the U.S. House of Representatives:

FINAL VOTE RESULTS FOR ROLL CALL 695
H RES 755 YEA-AND-NAY 18-Dec-2019 8:32 PM
QUESTION: On Agreeing to Article I of the Resolution
BILL TITLE: Impeaching Donald John Trump, President of the United States, for high crimes and misdemeanors

—- YEAS 230 —

—- NAYS 197 —

—- ANSWERED “PRESENT” 1 —

Gabbard

—- NOT VOTING 3 —

And:

FINAL VOTE RESULTS FOR ROLL CALL 696
H RES 755 RECORDED VOTE 18-Dec-2019 8:50 PM
QUESTION: On Agreeing to Article II of the Resolution
BILL TITLE: Impeaching Donald John Trump, President of the United States, for high crimes and misdemeanors

—- AYES 229 —

—- NOES 198 —

— ANSWERED “PRESENT” 1 —

Gabbard

—- NOT VOTING 3 —

Real profile in something, that.

Previously:

Donald Trump (r) finally wins his first and second popular votes * (December 18, 2019)

Great moments in presidential campaign strategery

18 Friday Oct 2019

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Tonight:

Jordan @JordanUhl
At 7:35 pm, it was reported that Tulsi Gabbard was over an hour late for a press event in Iowa and that her aides weren’t telling people what was going on.

She just went live on Tucker Carlson’s show.
[….]
7:21 PM · Oct 18, 2019

There are those 14 minutes. But we catch your drift.

Tucker Carlson. Really? Like a Democratic Party candidate running for the Democratic Party nomination for President should want to go out of their way to engage with Democratic Party voters, you know, the people who actually decide who the Democratic Party nominee is?

Tulsi Gabbard evidently thinking it’s an effective use of her time to try to reach Democratic Party presidential primary voters on a right wingnut white supremacist television show tells you something about her competence and the competence of her campaign staff. And none of it is good or competent.

“Are you a Russian sleeper cell?” Uh, whoever is Tulsi Gabbard’s communications director should be fired and should never again work in the communications business.

A parody:

Austin Powers: Nice to asset you… meet you. Nice to meet you, Russian asset.
[to Foxxy as Basil & the Russian asset leave]
Austin Powers: Don’t say Russian asset.
Foxxy Cleopatra: Now stop.
Austin Powers: I said Russian asset.
Foxxy Cleopatra: Stop.
[Basil gestures him to hush]
Number Three: Bye.
Austin Powers: Russian asset.
[Basil & the Russian asset try again to leave]
Austin Powers: Russian asset.
[Basil warns him again to hush]
Austin Powers: Russian asset.
Basil Exposition: Oh, shut up!
Austin Powers: [Basil and the Russian asset walk out and Austin lets loose] Asset, asset, asset, asset, asset!

“Faux News channel, fascist groupies” – protest sign, circa 2003- 2004.

Previously:

Tulsi who? (October 16, 2019)

Tulsi who?

16 Wednesday Oct 2019

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Great optics for a presidential “candidate” there:

H J RES 77 2/3 YEA-AND-NAY 16-Oct-2019 2:44 PM
QUESTION: On Motion to Suspend the Rules and Pass
BILL TITLE: Opposing the decision to end certain United States efforts to prevent Turkish military operations against Syrian Kurdish forces in Northeast Syria

—- YEAS 354 —

—- NAYS 60 —

—- ANSWERED “PRESENT” 4 —

—- NOT VOTING 14 —

Gabbard

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