Dr. Emmett Brown: Then tell me, future boy, who’s President of the United States in 1985?
Marty McFly: Ronald Reagan.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Ronald Reagan? The actor?
[chuckles in disbelief]
Dr. Emmett Brown: Then who’s vice president? Jerry Lewis?
[rushing out and down a hill toward his laboratory]
Dr. Emmett Brown: I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady!
Marty McFly: [following Doc] Whoa. Wait, Doc!
Dr. Emmett Brown: And Jack Benny is secretary of the treasury.
Marty McFly: [outside the lab door] Doc, you gotta listen to me.
Dr. Emmett Brown: [opens the door to the lab] I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!

Director of National Intelligence:

David Corn ‪@davidcorn.bsky.social‬
Donald Trump has just picked Tulsi Gabbard, a Putin stooge and a promoter of Russian propaganda, to be in charge of the entire US intelligence community. Will any Republican senator be concerned about this?
November 13, 2024 at 3:30 PM

Adam Kinzinger ‪@adamkinzinger.bsky.social‬
Tulsi Gabbard for DNI, a Russian spy. Brilliant
November 13, 2024 at 2:21 PM

Judah Grunstein ‪@judah-grunstein.bsky.social‬
Tulsi Gabbard as DNI means Five Eyes just became Four Eyes for the next four years.
November 13, 2024 at 2:21 PM

Anthony Michael Kreis
‪@anthonymkreis.bsky.social‬
Tulsi Gabbard as DNI? There’s not even a pretense of responsibility from Trump. We might as well just sign up to be a Russian client state.
November 13, 2024 at 2:19 PM

We will be in January.

Attorney General:

Brian Tyler Cohen ‪@briantylercohen.bsky.social‬
My God. Matt Gaetz nominated as Attorney General.
November 13, 2024 at 2:30 PM

illumi ‪@illumi.meme‬
Matt Gaetz has been training for this role as Attorney General since he was a teenager. Google “Matt Gaetz 17 year old” to learn more.
November 13, 2024 at 2:50 PM

Joyce Vance ‪@joycewhitevance.bsky.social‬
Matt Gaetz is not qualified to be AG. Full stop.
November 13, 2024 at 4:02 PM

Tea Pain ‪@teapainusa.bsky.social‬
BREAKING: Trump just nominated Matt Gaetz to be the Attorney General because Jeffrey Epstein is dead.
November 13, 2024 at 2:38 PM

Adam Parkhomenko ‪@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social‬

I’m tempted to say America is fucked.

But I think she’s too old for Matt Gaetz.
November 13, 2024 at 2:58 PM

Angry ‪@angrystaffer.bsky.social‬

Matt Gaetz for AG?

Tulsi Gabbard for DNI?

Holy fuck.
November 13, 2024 at 3:08 PM

Previously:

Think of the possibilities (November 12, 2024)

Eschatology (November 11, 2024)