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A significant increase in the Homeland Security budget for bronze statues commemorating dispatched dogs, perhaps? At the entrances of each detention camp? With the legend Arbeit Macht Frei Welcome to Trump World? Just asking.

A news item:

Trump to Hand Kristi Noem One of America’s Most Powerful Jobs

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Lock up your dogs ‘cause Kristi Noem is back.

Two people familiar with the deliberations currently ongoing at Mar-a-Lago told CNN on Tuesday the South Dakota governor will serve as Homeland Security secretary in Donald Trump’s upcoming administration.

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It’s something of a return from the cold for the South Dakota rancher and farmer after her admission in an autobiography published earlier this year to having once killed a family dog saw her sidelined from the Republican shortlist for Trump’s running mate.

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Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…

Previously:

It has begun (November 7, 2024)

Sanewashing on the road to normalcy (November 8, 2024)

Donald Trump (r) is looking for someone with previous experience setting up an informant network to head the Ministerium für Staatssicherheit (November 9, 2024)

Your papers (November 10, 2024)

We welcome the re-ascension of our most holy Fascist overlord (November 11, 2024)