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We can’t say he didn’t warn us

19 Saturday Jul 2025

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Wait, wait, don’t tell me.

“…More to come.”

Eric Schmitt (r) [2024 file photo].

Yesterday:

Senator Eric Schmitt
[July 18, 2025]
It’s been a productive week in Washington.
We passed a $9 billion rescissions package—saving your tax dollars from waste, fraud, and abuse.
I introduced a bill to protect our ICE officers—doubling the federal penalties for those that attempt to harm them.
More to come.
[….]

“Elmo no like Eric.”

Some of the responses:

So you cut Elmo and Antiques Roadshow, etc etc etc – we’re still $4.991 TRILLION in the RED to give BILLIONAIRE$ MORE CASH that WE HAVE TO PAY FOR!! How is ‘saving your tax dollars so TAXPAYERS can pay the BILLIONAIRE$’ a ‘good thing’?

ICE is pulling investigators OFF OF HUMAN TRAFFICKING INVESTIGATIONS so they can COMMIT human trafficking – and you’re rewarding this… ok.

Trump proposing 200% TARIFFS on pharmaceuticals!!! [….]

Will Eric support Trump no matter what?

Yes…he always has, why would he stop now?

Eric, will ICE now be required to show identification and warrants, like law enforcement should? I know you mentioned that you were all about transparency and following the constitution or is that conditional?

Got it. Cancel funds that you’ve already approved. Such leadership!!!

Senator Schmitt head

I don’t support anything you’re doing.

You keep claiming enormous saving from fraud you discovered. Fraud is a crime. Yet Bondi has announced no fraud charges or convictions, or any total $$s recovered from fraud case by case. Why?

How is increasing the debt by $4 trillion saving anything, Sparky?

STOP, JUST STOP WITH THE LIES, PLEASE.

you voted for trillions for corporate welfare and took healthcare from Missourians

I thought Hawley was bad, but you are worse!

LET ME SEE IF I HAVE THIS RIGHT. if a group of unidentified masked people surround me and try to kidnap me, i am not allowed to protect myself because they might be ice agents. sorry, eric, if a group of masked unitentified people surround me and try to kidnap me, i will shoot first and be questioned later. either way the results are the same. incarceration in a damp cell for an inderminent amount of time and maggot filled food once a day. what do i have to lose if i attempt to protect myself?

What a smoldering pile of BS

Wow, you think ending free educational TV programming is being productive.

“Elmo sad. Elmo now homeless.”

Trying to out dumbass Josh Hawley (r)…and succeeding

06 Saturday Nov 2021

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They said it couldn’t be done.

American Goldfinch, Carduelis tristis.
Canon 5D III, 2.8 70-200 mm, 2x III.
F 5.6, 1/800, ISO 400, 400 mm.

This evening:

Ted Cruz @tedcruz
Government propaganda…for your 5 year old!

Big Bird @BigBird
I got the COVID-19 vaccine today! My wing is feeling a little sore, but it’ll give my body an extra protective boost that keeps me and others healthy.

Ms. @EricaRHill even said I’ve been getting vaccines since I was a little bird. I had no idea!

5:11 PM · Nov 6, 2021

You’re losing big time if you’re trying to take on a giant yellow bird via social media.

There is much hilarity in the responses:

This totally worked for Mitt Romney in 2012 so, please, keep going.

BigBird’s been getting vaccinated since 1972, but you’re just now squalling about it.
You might learn quicker if you had been watching regularly. [….]

He’s gonna be so upset when he learns that there’s a vampire who counts.

Cancun Cruz yells at 6 year old yellow bird…didn’t have that on my bingo card.

Big Bird has supported public health since the 1970’s, bird brain. [….]

Today’s tweet is brought you by the letters F and U. [….]

Big Bird didn’t fly down to Cancun during a blizzard, he stayed and helped his friends on Sesame Street

It must be hard to constantly find things to feign outrage over.

It’s not easy being Ted.

I don’t think 5 year olds have Twitter accounts, Ted.

Welp, you can’t tell us how to get to Sesame Street, but you sure you can tell us how to get to Cancun.

What’s Big Bird’s official position in the government?

Right, because everyone knows five-year-olds make their own decisions when it comes to inoculations.

Right now we are witnessing a sitting U.S. Senator getting mad at a fictional bird

Welcome to America.

Yep. Right up there with programs showing kids how to properly brush their teeth.

Heh.