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You spelled “Trump” wrong…again

12 Tuesday Sep 2023

Posted by Michael Bersin in Congress, Mark Alford, social media

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4th Congressional District, ahistorical fool, Donald Trump. Joe Biden, former newsreader, Mark Alford, missouri, no hat, right wingnut, social media

Mark Alford (r) [2023 file photo].

Yesterday:

[image cropped]

Mark Alford
[September 11, 2023]
In the 1930’s the press mostly hid the physical disability of President FDR brought on by polio, to make him look stronger on the national and world stage.
In the same way… today the legacy media is not showing the physically and mental decline of President Biden.
On conservative media …You will see clips of the mental gaffs, stumbles, confusions, long pauses, strategic blunders. But, if you’re a liberal you’re not seeing that.
The media needs to do its job and stop propping up this President.
[….]

The comparison with Franklin Delano Roosevelt is not what you think it is, Mark. Ahistorical boob.

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check. Arraignment. Check.

Previously:

You spelled “Trump” wrong (August 30, 2023)

Mark Alford (r) – Town Hall – Warrensburg, Missouri – August 31, 2023 (September 1, 2023)

Mark Alford (r) – Town Hall – Warrensburg, Missouri – August 31, 2023 – Remarks (September 1, 2023)

The voice of God (September 1, 2023)

Mark Alford (r) – Town Hall – Warrensburg, Missouri – August 31, 2023 – Q and A (September 2, 2023)

Mark Alford (r) – Town Hall – Warrensburg, Missouri – August 31, 2023 – a self-sustaining information feedback loop (September 3, 2023)

It’s not mass murder, it’s single intentional deaths, one after another, really fast (September 5, 2023)

Song of the South

20 Tuesday Jun 2023

Posted by Michael Bersin in Josh Hawley, social media, US Senate

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ahistorical fool, Fascist pig, gaslighting, Josh Hawley, Juneteenth, right wingnut, slavery, social media, Virginia

Josh Hawley (r) [2016 file photo].

Yesterday, from Josh Hawley (r), the third senator from Virginia, on Juneteenth:

Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
Today is a good day to remember: Christianity is the faith and America is the place slavery came to die
11:02 AM · Jun 19, 2023

3/5 of what?

Article VI of what Constitution?

The only Confederate flag that ever mattered was a white rag on a stick.

With the exception of almost everyone else.

Deification

18 Sunday Jun 2023

Posted by Michael Bersin in Congress, Mark Alford

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4th Congressional District, ahistorical fool, former newsreader, gaslighting, Mark Alford, missouri, right wingnut, Ronald Reagan, social media, that ridiculous hat, worshipping the desiccated corpse of Ronald Reagan

Mark Alford (r) [2022 file photo].

Mark Alford @RepMarkAlford
“If we ever forget that we’re one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.”

— President Ronald Reagan
12:20 PM · Jun 17, 2023

That would explain the ridiculous hat.

Some of the responses:

What does that really mean to you Congressman?

And if we ever forget what one state, the state of Missouri look like under one rule, the rule of the GOP looks like, 9th in per person in gun death, crumbling infrastructure, persecution of women, starving of little ones, MarkAlford promises to continue that rule

And that’s exactly where you’re party is leading us. Fascism

Lies. We are not one nation under god. That was added later. That’s not even real.

An actor. Another grifter like yourself.

God? Your God? Who’s God? Cause we all know who’s your Orange God.

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check. Arraignment. Check.

Did you and your entire party forget the separation of church and state?

what does that even mean?

Congress added “Under God” to the Pledge in ’54 during the Cold War. Congress wanted to emphasize the distinctions between the US & the atheistic Soviet Union. Our own Senate in 1797 stated that “the govt of the USA isn’t in any sense founded on the Christian religion.”

Tell that to Trump, who couldn’t name a favorite Bible verse or if he liked the Old or New Testament over the other during the 2020 election. Seriously Mork, he’s not a Christian. How could he not pull John 3:16 out when asked? The man is a fraud.

Hey Mark I know the constitution isn’t really respected by your party anymore but the 1A says “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion…”

Whose God Mark? We are a freedom of religion nation too and that doesn’t mean Christian values are law. You are a dying breed.

Which one?

Ronald Reagan was an actor & brought us voodoo economics.

Fuck Ronnie.

How many pinheads can dance on the head of a desiccated corpse?

Lillard County, Missouri

13 Thursday Apr 2023

Posted by Michael Bersin in Congress, Mark Alford, social media

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4th Congressional District, ahistorical fool, former newsreader, France, Lillard County, Mark Alford, right wingnut, social media, that ridiculous hat

Going to work to change the name back, Mark (r)?

Ahistorical dumbass.

Mark Alford (r) [2022 file photo].

Earlier this week, from the former newsreader:

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Mark Alford @markalfordkc
Macron and the rest of France would be speaking German if it weren’t for the USA!!! If y’all want to speak Chinese then….go for it!!!
[….]
7:10 PM · Apr 11, 2023

Some of the responses:

mark, you been drinkin’ tonight?

This is what our embarrassment is bringing to town

Yeah, about that.

People speak a lot of languages in the US, Mark. Do you hate all of them or just Chinese?

You must be practicing for Saturday…what’s next Jewish space lasers

Well…

America wouldn’t exists if it wasn’t for Frances help on the revolutionary war as well.

Mark. The United States wouldn’t exist if not for France. Our alliance stretches through multiple wars. We’ve killed and died for one another many times over. Try to break that bond forged in blood at your political peril.

Y’all? WTF is wrong with you

I was today years old when you confirmed what moronic ideas you have about international relations

The company Mark (r) keeps.

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