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Iran has flying gunboats?

22 Wednesday Apr 2020

Posted by Michael Bersin in social media

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#TrumpPandemic, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Iran, pandemic, social media, Twitter, wag the dog

Who knew?

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…

Wag the dog. He needs a big distraction.

This morning:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
I have instructed the United States Navy to shoot down and destroy any and all Iranian gunboats if they harass our ships at sea.
7:08 AM · Apr 22, 2020

Some of the responses:

what a great idea it was to put a racist game show host in charge of keeping us safe

How do you shoot down a boat?

We have enough to worry about at home without Trump’s inept leadership provoking a war, too.

Trump is giving the order to shoot down boats.

I didn’t realize Iran had flying boats now.

You’re going to kill all of us.

We were warned.

How about those test kits, Donald?

“Shoot down” gun boats, Cadet Bone Spurs?

The immigration distraction didn’t work, so you’re going with the threat of war again?

I hope reporters don’t fall for it during today’s ‘briefing’.

They will.

“Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous have bone spurs and get spanked by Porn stars” – President Donald J Trump

You’re nothing but a miserable, angry, ignorant, unqualified, incompetent, insecure, self-loathing, irresponsible, reckless, dangerous SOCIOPATH… #Trump #Iran

Maybe the Space Force could keep an eye out as well. Just in case any of those flying boats make it into orbit.

You’re actually threatening war during a pandemic?

Do gun boats fly?

Weird, I thought the Navy fires captains who try protect their ship’s crew?

We see what you did there.

WAG THE DOG: (phrase) An obvious attempt to distract attention away from one’s own domestic failures; often by threatening unnecessary military action.

I can’t wait for Trump to start awarding himself medals.

Or Rank. “His Excellency Field Marshall Doctor General…”

Alexa – Show me a distraction.

The mind of a Narcissist: “My ratings should have gone through the roof in this Corona Crisis. That didn’t work out well. Let´s try a war.”

“Well, this makes me feel better about everything,” said no one ever.

There you go.

Sen. Roy Blunt (r): What, me worry?

03 Friday Jan 2020

Posted by Michael Bersin in Roy Blunt, social media, US Senate

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Donald Trump, Iran, missouri, Roy Blunt, social media, sycophant, Twitter, wag the dog, War

Roy Blunt (r) [2016 file photo].

This morning:

Senator Roy Blunt @RoyBlunt
Soleimani led Iran’s worldwide terrorist efforts. Hopefully his death sends a message to those in control of Iran that there is a price to be paid for being the number one state sponsor of terrorism.
7:54 AM · Jan 3, 2020

Some of the responses:

Waiting for a Trump press conference today to publicly answer questions from the Press,

Europe and other allies are silent on this. This is on us. More wars on us. Great. Thank you Senator Blunt

It sends the message that you guys are easy for our sons to go to war for your interests.

No one will forget that you were Trump’s boy through all of this. You are complicit in everything that’s to come.

Have you ever, once in your life, thought?

Our all volunteer force is being used as a re-election tool. We have been in constant undeclared wars since 1991. Next you will be passing the equal rights amendment so you can draft our daughters to fill the ranks.

That’s very small government and pro life of you, Roy

Yes, @RoyBlunt, what is the plan?

*hopefully*

But Senator, are you at all concerned that the Executive branch has overstepped Congressional authority in using military force. Know how much you cite the Founding Fathers. Even General Washington got Continental Congress approval throughout the American Revolution.

They only care about that when the president is Democrat (like when Obama wanted to bomb Syria and they wouldn’t approve and threatened impeachment if he proceeded). When it is a Republican it shows leadership and strength to act unilaterally.

Your grandsons going to head to the middle East when needed, Roy? We all know that answer, don’t we?

Wag the Dog

This was a foolish move for POTUS to make. I seem to remember something abt him bringing our troops home??

I see you really believe in this, so when do your grandkids ship out to fight Iran?

Do you support war with Iran Senator?

Trump orders secret attack in Iraq, holds press conference to explain it to the American public …
Just kidding – he heads for another hate rally in Mississippi

Many more Americans will die because of this insane president’s actions. He is merely trying to deflect his impeachment. Disgusting.

Cool. Tell me again how you’re ‘pro-life’.

If the equivalent American government official were killed by Iran, how would we respond? By backing down? Fucking idiot.

WTF?

03 Friday Jan 2020

Posted by Michael Bersin in social media

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Donald Trump, Iran, social media, Twitter, wag the dog, War

This morning, from Donald Trump (r):

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation!
6:44 AM · Jan 3, 2020

What the hell does that mean?

Some of the responses:

Iran never went bankrupt either.

All I know is when Obama was president, #WWIII never trended on Twitter.

True story.

He’s trying to start a war for personal gain!

You’re an ignorant cowardly draft-dodging sociopath with no strategic plan or regard for human life other than your own. Get the fuck off twitter and do whatever you can NOT to start WWIII… #Trump #Iran #Soleimani

Oh, but I’m certain his intent was to start a war. I’ve been expecting this since the impeachment began. #WagTheDog

Trump takes a break from whining about impeachment to brag about starting #WWIII

Then again it’s because of impeachment that Trump did this

That was his whole plan to change the media narrative.

Wag the dog

19 Sunday May 2019

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Uh oh.

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump
If Iran wants to fight, that will be the official end of Iran. Never threaten the United States again!
3:25 PM – 19 May 2019

Wag the dog

15 Wednesday May 2019

Posted by Michael Bersin in Uncategorized

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Wait, they haven’t erected the statues to honor George W. Bush yet.

Today:

Security Alert – U. S. Embassy Baghdad, Iraq
Location: Nationwide
Event: The U.S. State Department has ordered the departure of non-emergency U.S. Government employees from Iraq, both at the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad and the U.S. Consulate in Erbil. Normal visa services at both posts will be temporarily suspended. The U.S. government has limited ability to provide emergency services to U.S. citizens in Iraq.[….]

Iraq Travel Advisory
Travel Advisory
May 15, 2019
Iraq – Level 4: Do Not Travel
Do not travel to Iraq due to terrorism, kidnapping, and armed conflict.
U.S. citizens in Iraq are at high risk for violence and kidnapping. Numerous terrorist and insurgent groups are active in Iraq and regularly attack both Iraqi security forces and civilians. Anti-U.S. sectarian militias may also threaten U.S. citizens and Western companies throughout Iraq. Attacks by improvised explosive devices (IEDs) occur in many areas of the country, including Baghdad.
The U.S. government’s ability to provide routine and emergency services to U.S. citizens in Iraq is extremely limited. On May 15, 2019, the Department of State ordered the departure of non-emergency U.S. government employees from the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad and the U.S. Consulate in Erbil; normal visa services will be temporarily suspended at both posts. On October 18, 2018, the Department of State ordered the temporary suspension of operations at the U.S. Consulate General in Basrah. The American Citizens Services (ACS) Section at the U.S. Embassy Baghdad will continue to provide consular services to U.S. citizens in Basrah.
U.S. citizens should not travel through Iraq to Syria to engage in armed conflict, where they would face extreme personal risks (kidnapping, injury, or death) and legal risks (arrest, fines, and expulsion). The Kurdistan Regional Government stated that it will impose prison sentences of up to ten years on individuals who illegally cross the border. Additionally, fighting on behalf of, or supporting designated terrorist organizations, is a crime that can result in penalties, including prison time and large fines in the United States.
Due to risks to civil aviation operating within or in the vicinity of Iraq, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has issued a Notice to Airmen (NOTAM) and/or a Special Federal Aviation Regulation (SFAR). For more information, U.S. citizens should consult the Federal Aviation Administration’s Prohibitions, Restrictions and Notices.

And, in April:

Iran Travel Advisory
Travel Advisory
April 9, 2019
Iran – Level 4: Do Not Travel
Do not travel to Iran due to the risk of kidnapping, arrest, detention of U.S. citizens.
There is a very high risk of kidnapping, arrest, and detention of U.S. citizens in Iran, particularly dual national Iranian-Americans. Iranian authorities continue to unjustly detain and imprison U.S. citizens, particularly Iranian-Americans, including students, journalists, business travelers, and academics, on charges including espionage and posing a threat to national security. Consular access to detained U.S. citizens is often denied.
The U.S. government does not have diplomatic or consular relations with the Islamic Republic of Iran. The U.S. government is unable to provide emergency services to U.S. citizens in Iran.
Due to risks to civil aviation operating within or in the vicinity of Iran, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has issued a Notice to Airmen (NOTAM) and/or a Special Federal Aviation Regulation (SFAR). For more information U.S. citizens should consult Federal Aviation Administration’s Prohibitions, Restrictions and Notices.[….]

Something’s coming.

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The Tweet of War (May 14, 2019)

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