“Town halls”.

Mark Alford (r) [2025 file photo]
Yesterday:
Congressman Mark Alford
[July 26, 2025]
TOWN HALL TOUR 2025!!!
JOIN US AUGUST 25TH-28TH:
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Alrighty, then.
Alford Announces August Town Hall Tour Schedule
Washington, July 25, 2025
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Find dates, times, and locations below:
Monday, August 25th
Counties: Cass, Bates, Vernon, Dade, Polk
8:30 โ 9:30 am:
Sapp Bros โ Apple Barrel Restaurant
27603 SW Outer Rd, Harrisonville, MO
10:30 โ 11:30 AM
Veterans Visit
American Legion Post 67
520 E Walnut St, Rich Hill, MO
12:00 โ 1:15 pm:
Lunch
54 Cafรฉ
540 N Subway Blvd, Nevada, MO
2:30 โ 3:15 pm:
Ice Cream Social
That Place
315 W Water St, Greenfield, MO 65661
7:00 pm:
Evening Town Hall
Southwest Baptist University โ Meyer Center
1600 University Avenue, Bolivar, MO
Tuesday, August 26th
Counties: Hickory, Camden, Laclede, Pulaski
8:30 โ 9:45 am:
Hickamo Cafe
18718 US-54, Wheatland, MO
10:30 โ 11:10 am:
The Funky Buffalo
498 W. US Highway 54, Camdenton, MO
2:30 โ 3:30 pm:
Afternoon Town Hall
Cowen Civic Center
500 E Elm St, Lebanon, MO
7:00 pm:
Evening Town Hall
St Roberts Community Center
114 JH Williamson Jr Dr, Saint Robert, MO
Wednesday, August 27th
Counties: Morgan, Benton, Boone
8:30 โ 9:30 am:
Bean Depot
520 N Main St, Laurie, MO
12:00 โ 1:30 pm:
Afternoon Town Hall โBring Your Lunchโ
Warsaw Community Building
181 W Harrison St, Warsaw, MO
7:00 pm:
Evening Town Hall: Harrisburg Lions Club
120 E Sexton St, Harrisburg, MO
Thursday, August 28th
Counties: Howard, Saline, Lafayette
8:30 โ 9:00 am:
LaFayette on the Square
104 N Church St, Fayette, MO
10:00 โ 11:00 am:
Cooperโs Coffee + Eatery
11633 Saline J Hwy, Nelson, MO
12:45 โ 1:45 pm:
Bates City BBQ
201 E Market St, Bates City, MO
There is much hilarity in the social media responses:
How many backdoors are you gonna sneak out of?
Ah, yes, Belton, Missouri.
Looks more like the Epstein vacation tour
That’s this week.
The House doesn’t go back until September and the best you can do is 4 days of PR stops in the smallest communities. When are the meetings for Columbia, Leeโs Summit, Belton, Sedalia, Raymore or Warrensburg?
heโs in Raymore almost every week
Maybe so, but his Raymore office won’t return calls.
then it should be convenient for him to have a town hall there, shouldn’t it?
he did one in Belton last month, 3 miles away
if you call what he did a town hall.
With “the stenographer”.

Not one in Columbia, imagine that
nor the Harrisonville area?
there is one in Harrisonville at 8:30 am. I think it’s the first one listed. Such a weird time.
The Funky Buffalo is a very small coffee shop. Considering the larger population in that area, wouldnโt a larger venue be a more responsible choice?
no. Because he is afraid of large crowds.
More alford photo ops
Congressman Mark Alford Is there a process to be allowed to ask a question or put on the agenda??
No Johnson County, Warrensburg?
Mark Alford [….] weโve been there a bunch
Did big town hall there previously
We have 24 counties to cover
Uh, “town halls”? Two years ago.
Mark Alford (r) – Town Hall – Warrensburg, Missouri – August 31, 2023 (September 1, 2023)
Mark Alford (r) โ Town Hall โ Warrensburg, Missouri โ August 31, 2023 โ Remarks (September 1, 2023)
The voice of God (September 1, 2023)
Mark Alford (r) โ Town Hall โ Warrensburg, Missouri โ August 31, 2023 โ Q and A (September 2, 2023)
Mark Alford (r) โ Town Hall โ Warrensburg, Missouri โ August 31, 2023 โ a self-sustaining information feedback loop (September 3, 2023)
You are such a weenie. Columbia wants you!
Scared to come back to Belton/Raymore
Mark Alford [….] nope we did one there last month
Mark Alford you mean the one that was by invitation only and was limited to like 20 people. Gotta wonder if they were prescreened so that they wouldn’t ask any hard questions
With “the stenographer”.
Mark Alford […] kcur hosted that and set the rules
Because a sitting member of Congress has no input whatsoever when it comes to engaging with their constituents. If you’re so powerless why are you still doing this? Just asking.
Events during the week, during working hours and at very small locations. Itโs almost as if you donโt really want people to show up. What a sad and scared little man.
Coming soon: Congressman Alford meets with 2-3 preselected elderly racists in a variety of rural tiny venues during work hours. MAGA!

Too scared to face all your constituents, I see. When you’re ready to listen to all, including your under-represented constituents in Columbia, we’re ready to talk.
YOU work for US. ALL OF US, even the ones you conveniently ignore.
These are all the safe places Mark could find. I’m sure each one has as back door for him to run out in case he gets scared.
and a SWAT team, I’m assuming! #useless
Same none for Kansas City either. Shame on you Mark Alford
of course not. He would actually have to face his constituents. Heโs too much of a coward for that.
Mark Alford [….] kc is not my constituency
You don’t say? This you?: “…We saw firsthand how Kansas City tried it….” New York City? WTF? (July 25, 2025)
These aren’t townhall meetings coward.
Mark, your fear of the larger cities in your district is comical. We wonโt bite! But we will hold you accountable, is that what youโre scared of?
Let’s keep Congressman Mark Alford on his toes at every one of these locations.
He better be prepared to take a stand on hot topics, Medicaid cuts causing Rural Hospitals to close, Medicaid cuts causing Nursing homes closing and Epsteingate.
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Where are the major towns in your district?
Afraid of non white, under age 65 voters?
Dude, youโre hilariously afraid of facing your constituents in progressive areas.
No no noโฆ..You join us. We have questions youโll love the answer. Ha! You wonโt grant access. Youโre a pussy whoโs afraid of his constituents by his own choosing. Lying and voting against the people who were at 65 percent AGAINST The Bigley Billionaire Bailout.
Congressman Mark Alford So you’ve set a bunch of dates for meet and greets and are calling them the “Town Hall Tour”. How many can attend the 7:00 pm “Town Halls”?
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Mark Alford (r) [2024 file photo].
Previously:
Mark Alford (r) โ coffee with constituents โ Belton, Missouri โ February 24, 2025 โ hot water (February 24, 2025)
Mark Alford (r) โ coffee with constituents โ Belton, Missouri โ February 24, 2025 โ hot water โ part 2 (February 24, 2025)
Self-important snowflake is apparently afraid of listening to his constituents. (February 25, 2025)
Mark Alford (r) โ โOh, the humanity!โ (February 25, 2025)
Going through the motions (March 31, 2025)
This time, with training wheels, a bicycle helmet, and bubble wrap (June 27, 2025)
You were in town? So were we. Too bad we missed you. (July 21, 2025) [not a town hall]