On ladder climbing, fist pumping, and hall sprinting
20 Monday Jan 2025
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No. This has been another edition of ‘Short Answers to Simple Questions.’
17 Friday Jan 2025
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Eric Schmitt
[January 17, 2024]
[….]
There is much hilarity in the responses, not counting the cult members:
So it looks like it’s too cold for the outdoor inauguration- Trump becomes president and Hell freezes over lol
super tough Trump is afraid of the cold. Maybe his orange spray paint would freeze
Ready for polio to return and kids being in an iron lung
Is that Epstein’s plane??? [….]
Shouldn’t you be working on your spelling?
We see what you did there.
Do you hear the world laughing?
Literally the end of America.
That is alot of clowns! They must keep the “Epstein Girls” in the back.
The wolf and the three little pigs
Not only no, HELL NO.
4 nuts on a plane
There will come a day when you will do everything you can to hide this photo. You will not want to be associated with these fascists in any way shape or form.
The Idiotocracy…….45 whining about flags…..so glad his inauguration has been moved inside….smaller crowd…..Schmitt where he always wanted to be……working for the fascist Trump….never cared about Missourians….elite billionaires in the fascist party. The Schitt Show……elect a clown and you get a circus.
Trump claimed he was going to end the Russian invasion of Ukraine in 24hours of taking office. Now his transition team claims that is no possible and it could take 6 months. Trump claimed that he was going to lower grocery prices. Now he claims he can’t do that either. Obviously, Trump wrote a lot checks that his candyass can’t cash.
Bunch of philandering frauds.
lol. Clown car.
Wish Buffett had lived long enough to write the song; “Come Monday…it’s all be FUCKED…Come Monday…it’ll fall apart…”…
Eric Schmitt (r) [2024 file photo].
Speling Cownts
14 Tuesday Jan 2025
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confirmation hearing, Eric Schmitt, Fascist pig, missouri, Pete Hegseth, spelling proficiency, U.S. Senate
Eric Schmitt (r) represents.
Eric Schmitt (r) [2024 file photo]
Today:
Senator Tim Kaine @SenTimKaine
GOP members complaining about reduction of military standards while using a chart that misspells the word military!
[….]
12:51 PM · Jan 14, 2025
Doing Missouri proud.
Every right wingnut accusation is a confession
11 Saturday Jan 2025
Posted in Eric Schmitt, social media, US Senate
Eric Schmitt (r) [2022 file photo].
You were expecting anything else?
Eric Schmitt
[January 11, 2025]
[….] BREAKING: Jack Smith resigns from the Department of Justice.
Jack Smith was brought in to do one thing — put Trump in jail for the rest of his life thus preventing him from becoming President again. That’s it.
He failed.
President Trump fought back and defiantly stood up to the Lawfare and WON.
The American people rendered their verdict on November 5th.
The Democrats were willing to turn our country into a banana republic. The weaponized DOJ was the real Threat to Democracy [….]
Thankfully, the American people rejected their lies and Lawfare.
That’s part of what it meant to Save America in 2024.
The republic survives and we now have an opportunity for a great renewal. […]
Every right wingnut accusation is a confession.
Some of the responses:
The ONLY reason DRUMPF ran for president was to avoid jail.
You all sure helped him along his path of criminality.
And you’re an attorney. SHAME ON YOU.
HES A FELON.
Trump is a FELON…..and always will be!!!! All you have is lies!!!!
Trump is still a convicted felon.
Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check. Conviction. Check.
“uniinformed”…that’s funny.
“How sad it must be believing that scientists, scholars, historians, economists & journalists have devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality tv star with decades of fraud & exhaustively documented lying is your only beacon of truth and honesty”
you’re welcome. With the dozens of incidents, it either has to be the greatest conspiracy of all time to “get Trump”, or you and your brethren are being taken for fools by a snake oil salesman.
Remember all those Fox anchors’ texts that came out in an investigation, where they all privately said they can’t stand Trump cause he’s an idiot?? I remember.
The system screwed the public. As being under criminal investigation, the Republicans should have found someone without significant integrity issues. My father was a life long Republican until trump the lying criminal came along. WTF…he is a felon. There were other cases that got the let’s delay it out of investigation ping-pong game. I left the country and hope to never return. You have nothing to do with making American great and everything to do with elevating a criminal. Kiss your billionaires who bought the media and the elections for you…propaganda the worst kind…homegrown
This is what you get when the judges are bought and paid for. He only failed because several of the supreme court judges are corrupt and the judge in Florida is also dirty
You just love your triggering buzz words, don’t you?
Trump is a morally corrupt person, and the sole reason he has been investigated many times over for a variety of offenses is simply because he does not believe the law applies to him.
But you know all of this. You, too, think morality is an elective process, and when it comes to power and recognition, you, too are willing to leave decency at the door if it means a photo op with Trump or a chance to be seen at Maralago.
Keep licking those boots trumpanzee. He’s guilty now & then! First felon to disgrace the office with a drug addict VP Musky.
You Eric Schmitt are a freaking idiot. Smith did his job; you’re just too busy kissing tRumps ass to see.
You’re a Moron and he’s a Felon and known Rapist
You mean investigate the Trump criminal activities that were real. As an attorney-you suck. But you’re very good at sucking Orange Julius.
“Make America Great Again” – in Russian.
Bookmark, for future reference
09 Thursday Jan 2025
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Donald Trump, Eric Schmitt, Fascist pig, missouri, right wingnut, social media, sycophant, U.S. Senate
Eric Schmitt (r) [2022 file photo].
Today:
Eric Schmitt
[January 9, 2025]The Woke Left has been totally discredited.
Many of those who dabbled in things like DEI & censorship are rejecting it now and retreating.
Moreover, Americans grew tired of being told by their leaders how inherently flawed their country was.
Americans are ready for an unabashedly proAmerican Administration.Here’s to a Post Woke America! [….]
What an asshole.
Some of the responses:
Please explain to me why diversity, equality and inclusion is a bad thing?
I have always been pro USA (FYI- there are 3 Americas- North, Central and South)
I am also pro education (all of history not just the happy parts), pro equality (I deserve equal pay and treatment) pro diversity ( we could all learn a little from other races, religions, sexual orientations, and economic status).
I am AGAINST ramming ANY religion down anyone’s throat, racism, terrorism, strong arming to get your way and ignoring the plight of those who aren’t middle/upper class.
I will guarantee you couldn’t live a week as the poorest constituent you have.
[….] , we should be on a merit based system. Not giving out favors just based on superficial quantificators
Like, maybe, successful educational achievement? Just asking.
Declaring victory over an imaginary crisis is very on-brand for you.
This cult demands to be fed lies and fear and hate. Never truth or freedom or good. Never.
MOst MAGA crisis are made up.
Instead of utilizing words and phrases your voters don’t understand,try this;
DEI = inclusiveness and equal opportunities
Censorship? I think what you meant to say was FACT CHECKING.
Republicans don’t want their voters to know you are LYING .
There . I fixed it for you.
“woke” is a trigger word. It gets Schmitt’s MAGA adorers all riled up. That’s all it is. Neither Schmitt or his adorers can define “woke”.
Yeah! Thank you for doing your part to bring back the klan!
Sarcasm, possibly?
Schmitt thinks that if anyone but a white Christian male regardless of qualifications get a job. it must be DEI. If a lesser qualified white Christian male is hired, that is the way it should be.
Exactly what is your plan for lowering grocery prices. According to Schmitt, before 1-20-21, there was absolutely no diversity in the US armed force.
Food for thought.
Idiot
Fool.
Who ever posted this bs is a fool!
Heh.
Eric Schmitt (r) [2024 file photo]
A pious pilgrimage for the season
30 Monday Dec 2024
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Eric Schmitt (r) [2024 file photo]
Saturday, on social media:
Eric Schmitt
[December 28, 2024]
Greetings from Mar-a-Lago. So much excitement for the year ahead!
[….]
Some of the responses:
Piper For Missouri Taking your fam to visit a rapist for the holidays? Weird flex.
The only place gaudier is the Jungle Room at Graceland lol
Because that looks like the kind of Christmas someone who represents the values of an average Missourian would celebrate.!. #sellout #DemandBetterAmerica
I’ve been waiting for this my whole life! Can’t go to the circus…cause the clowns are in Mar-A-Logo…greeting President Musk-rat!!! They are going to eat each other alive – and I get to sit back for the next two years – and enjoy it!!! BTW – Donald (Lame) Duck Trump will be impeached (for the 3rd time) and removed – right after the midterm elections…bets anyone?!?!?!
And TikToc is a communist plot and Crypto is a scam…right!
I think you are @ the wrong mansion, where does Elon live? That’s who’s in charge. #h1bvisa
how are you enjoying the maga Civil War. You guys win the election and can’t even get your sh/t together. Thanks for the entertainment, lol.
ugh..disgusting.
What has trump’s castle done to help Americans?
Why? Looking forward to prison?
Gaudy to the max! Definitely not a place where they care about the cost of groceries!
Trump has already said he can do nothing about grocery and fuel prices.
Glad you got to see President Musk.
Resign you complicit pandering lying hack.
Does trump know your name yet? Where are your children? Christmas is a time for family,not politics. Ugh.
Mar-a-Lago = FELON’s HOUSE!!!!
Tell VP tRump we said Hi!
Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…
Eric Schmitt (r): babbling sycophant
05 Thursday Dec 2024
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Eric Schmitt (r), babbling sycophant:
Some of the responses:
Reformers?
Sounds more like his enablers and sycophants.
Jared’s dad for ambassador to France?
The drunk creep from Fox News Weekends?
I’m all for draining the swamp, but this has pay to play written all over it.
It would be great if you gave an honest assessment of his nominees instead of a false narrative about their “qualifications.” Talk about not being accountable to the American people. We want our representatives to do their jobs, not bend over to the whims of the President.
according to Herr Schmitt there was no permanent government workers in DC before1-20-21. Trump had 4 years to build his 1933 mile Mexican financed Great Wall of Trump. He failed the first time.
*grifters
Fear monger!
So 5 of the cabinet picks are BILLIONAIRES who have little to no experience. The other picks are drinkers abuser and friends of Trump. Instead of draining the Swamp he’s bringing the swamp
Confirmation battles…..due to high number of unqualified people…..arsonists there to burn it all down…..FBI gone then what? Dept. of Education…..then what? Sexual abusers, former heroin addict, felons…..when did the Republican party standards get so low….or none existent….when did character, knowledge, expertise fail to matter? When Trump came on the scene….norms, institutions are gone…..to be replaced by greed and power….Putin won this election.
“Россия” (Russia) – a variant of the Russian presidential flag.
Previously:
Donald Trump (r) is looking for someone with previous experience setting up an informant network to head the Ministerium für Staatssicherheit (November 9, 2024)
Not clown enough for the big circus (November 14, 2024)
A ringing endorsement… (November 23, 2024)
Yet another ringing endorsement (November 24, 2024)
Eric Schmitt (r) [2022 file photo].
Yet another ringing endorsement
24 Sunday Nov 2024
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Donald Trump, Eric Schmitt, Fascist pig, missouri, Pete Hegseth, social media, sycophant, U.S. Senate
Eric Schmitt (r) [2024 file photo]
This morning, Eric Schmitt (r) tried to play old media to prop up Donald Trump’s (r) bizarre nominee for Secretary of Defense:
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com
Sen. Eric Schmitt on Pete Hegseth: “Ultimately, this is a decision that President Trump made to bring in another disrupter … he’s not been charged with anything. I think that’s important.”
[….]
November 24, 2024 at 9:18 AM
Some of the responses:
The bar is soooo low.[….]
In fascism it normally is
Senator, do better. He has an NDA with the victim & a settlement. You are saying money wins over the truth? Also, Hegseth is not qualified to lead the DoD. [….]
Well, Eric…guess who 𝙝𝙖𝙨 been charged with something…
Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check. Arraignment. Check.
It’s been so ridiculous watching these people scramble through their minds for just the right amount of word soup to promote someone they all think is garbage.
Disrupter is the new rapist.
Neither was Jack the Ripper.
Tonight on the History Channel, “Jack the Ripper, the Disrupter of Whitechapel.”
Me imagining writing ‘I’ve not been charged with anything’ on my resume.
But the president he supports IS a felon.
Just a detailed police report. As if it needed said again, they don’t actually “back the blue.”
If being a “disruptor” is all it takes, my dog’s farts would be perfect for every Trump cabinet pick.
Sick
Disrupter of the feeling of safety any woman has found before he enters the room.
I will always find it amazing how they are able whitewash everything Trump does
Pathetic.
“We should give him credit for successfully paying to make a problem go away!”
The rabbit hole has become a bottomless pit. No matter how low they go, they just keep digging deeper. When will they wake up to what they are doing? Idiots. Power and money rule their lives.
it’s all so absurd and Orwellian. I mean, for one thing, trump *has* been charged with–and convicted of!– crimes. So being charged with crimes actually doesn’t matter either.
“And if he was charged with anything, that would also not be important.”
My goodness.. unbelievable how one man has lowered our standards so far. Nothing matters anymore.
This is the “Boys Will Be Boys” Cabinet.
Republicans falling all over themselves to toe the Trump line. Donald’s hiring sex offenders, racists, and totally unqualified minions to key positions, but hey, the government needs “shaking up” somehow, and they’ll be the ones doing that.
My oh my, how low the Repugs have stooped. Calling a rapist a “disrupter.”
“The Truth does not matter, there is only the Power of men.”
Well beyond the “hasn’t been charged with anything” – that’s the bar(?), what is he “disrupting”, and what is he disrupting to? Somehow just “disrupting” is presented as a positive [….]. Hitler was disruptive.
We don’t need a disrupter ,we need real leadership. Why do republicans think this is ok ?
The party of the lowest standards
I mean, I have a fairly large circle of friends and none of them have even been accused of sex crimes.
Republicans lower the bar, move the goal posts, whatever phucking term for having no red line for their depravity and hypocrisy. They live in a bottomless echo chamber.
“He’s not been charged with anything” is the lowest imaginable bar for appointment to a high level federal position that I’ve ever seen.
So, if he was charged with something, he would be disqualified from a position in the administration. Especially if he was CONVICTED of a felony. ESPECIALLY if he was convicted on 34 felonies! But nobody is that unqualified, right? Right?
“I’ve not seen the police report” They never care to read anything damaging.
Eric Schmitt is a jackass himself – ask anyone from MO.
Yep.
What an asshole!
The Republican litmus test these days is to perhaps draw the line if a nominee has been charged with an offence.
What a sad country we live in.
The way they label a REPUBLICAN woman a liar. Conservative women, take note. It’s your *gender* than makes you unreliable.
Just because you carry their water doesn’t mean you’ll get a sip.
Eric Schmitt is just as corrupt as the rest of them. He has his own scandals, so he should fit right in.
What a fool this Schmitt is. I didn’t realize the bar was set so low that only being actually charged with a crime was a disqualification…and of course we sure know that isn’t even true for these fucks.
Ah … another one who repeats the Republican talking point to stay in DT’s good graces.
Disgusting
“Divisive DEI is dividing our military” LOL
Moron
“The President has a fetish for these kinda folks, it’s not our place to block it.”
yeah, let’s disrupt our national security and see
what happens
He hasn’t read the police report
He doesn’t really care
Eric Schmitt my other fascist senator.
“I’ve not seen the report”
We’ve ALL seen the report!
Maybe he should resign if he’s that incompetent!!
Someone on the show should have read the police report to him on camera.
Bingo!
Previously:
Donald Trump (r) is looking for someone with previous experience setting up an informant network to head the Ministerium für Staatssicherheit (November 9, 2024)
Not clown enough for the big circus (November 14, 2024)
A ringing endorsement… (November 23, 2024)
Eric Schmitt (r) [2022 file photo].
A ringing endorsement…
23 Saturday Nov 2024
Posted in Eric Schmitt, social media, US Senate
Still not the one, eh, Eric (r)?
Eric Schmitt (r) [2022 file photo].
Eric Schmitt
November 21, 2024]
Congrats to my friend Pam Bondi — she’ll be a great AG!
[….]
Some of the responses:
that’s what you said about Gaetz
Bondi accepted an illegal $25,000 bribe (contribution) from the Trump Foundation and then decided not to investigate Trump University.
And she can be bought for as little as 25K!
So that Gaetz thing that Eric Schmitt supported didn’t work out lol
$6000 for teen sex…..hard to hide.
Trump paid $130K for sex with a porn star. [….]
There’s that.
So, still not you.😂
Qualifications…..corrupt, Trump loyalist, election denier, does not believe gays have the right to be married…….
She’s one corrupt politician. Publicly accepted bribe to not investigate Trump. Trump paid her illegally from his “foundation”. Shameful all around.
There’s that.
Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…
Not clown enough for the big circus
14 Thursday Nov 2024
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Attorney General, cabinet, circus, clowns, Donald Trump, Eric Schmitt, Fascist pigs, missouri, right wingnuts
On Monday:
Burgess Everett @burgessev
News: Missouri Sen. Eric Schmitt told Trump transition that he’s withdrawing his name from consideration for attorney general, per a person familiar. The Missouri senator will help select judges and work to move Trump’s agenda in the Senate
10:04 AM · Nov 11, 2024
Eric Schmitt
November 11, 2024
Can confirm.
I ran for the U.S. Senate to represent the people of the Show Me State and I’m just getting started.
The American people have given President Donald J. Trump a mandate. A mandate to secure our border, make America energy dominant and fight for the forgotten men and women of this country. We need America First fighters who don’t just say they support the agenda but who are willing to stand in the breach and actually fight for it and for the hopes and dreams of the American people.
I’m ready to roll up my sleeves and be a champion for President Trump in the Senate.
[….]
Eric Schmitt (r) [2022 file photo].
Some of the responses:
that’s not fair. Herr Schmitt would be a great MAGA Attorney General. He could waste millions of dollars traveling the country suing school board over vaccination requirements.
Actually, just wearing masks.
I actually was pulling for him and cheered every time I saw him on private jets with Donald. Because we all know that those closest to Donald won’t still have jobs in four years.
Matt Gaetz is! Oh the irony. Poor Eric. Relinquished to a back room “non titled” position. Again..MATT GAETZ. tRump is actually conducting “loyalty tests” with these appointments. Straight out of the facists playbook.
I was hoping you withdrew from everything
All you ass-kissing and nothing
Matt Gaetz beat out Eric Schmitt for AG? How low down the list do you have to be for Matt Gaetz to beat you?
Heh.
You did nothing for Missouri anyways. Why would you think you’d be a good US attorney general? What have you done? I don’t think you are qualified to select judges either.
LOL. What you really mean is that all that DRUMPF kissing up didn’t pay off!!
DRUMPF didn’t want you.
So….apparently you didn’t suck up as hard as Matt Gaetz. Or maybe you didn’t have kompromat on Trump.
Either way, this administration will humiliate America on the world stage.
Thanks for ruining a decent country.
Thank god. You’re a canker sore.
Well, okay. We get the point.
Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…
Previously:
Donald Trump (r) is looking for someone with previous experience setting up an informant network to head the Ministerium für Staatssicherheit (November 9, 2024)