Tonight:

Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
Can’t wait to be out on the trail with @JDVance1 in Ohio this Sunday and Monday! Let’s start the countdown to victory #OHSen
8:23 PM · Apr 28, 2022

Some of the responses:

The Pale, Male, Yale Tour

Well, at least you won’t be polluting Missouri. Oh wait, you don’t live in Missouri! June 9th is going to be the start of illumination. [….]

Mark your calendar.

I dare you to come to Kansas City to host a town hall.

Why on Earth would Josh do something like that?

That will just cut into his time with meeting with wealthy donors.

Exactly.

At some point you are going to be in MO to meet with voters right? I mean that are going to ask you questions and not just give you money?

Virginia. Not Missouri.

Talk to your constituents in your alleged home state some time. And not just the ones donating to your campaign.

Wish you’d hit the trail to Missouri sometime. It’s just west of Illinois.

Elite Ivy League Bros Club [….]

Head out, don’t come back. Thanks!

So they’re sending out the third team for Brown Shirt rallies?

Of course you CAN wait to be on the trail to Missouri. You know, the state that you claim to represent.

Are you planning another coup?

Makes sense. You don’t spend any time in Missouri. Might as well spend a week in Ohio.

There are tapes…I wouldn’t be so enthusiastic about anything right now if I were you.

JD Vance and Charlie Kirk?
The company you keep defines you Josh.

Care to do a townhall with your constituents? Like, ever? What a joke you are.

Stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled around your waist, with the breastplate of righteousness in place.

Uh?