This morning along a highway in west central Missouri:

When I was a kid I got in trouble in religious school during a lesson on creation for answering, in all seriousness, “Hippopotamus” to “What had not yet been created?” In my defense it wasn’t on the list we had covered up to that point.

On billboards near Clovis, New Mexico:

We’re doomed.

In New Mexico:

We chose Hillary.

On a billboard along U.S. Highway 50 in west central Missouri:

We can all probably guess who didn’t pay for it.

A billboard along U.S. Highway 50 westbound in west central Missouri.

Heh. The beauty of a billboard like this is that everyone else is reminded of the failure of their sentiment long after the election has passed. At least for as long as the billboard stays up. 0-3, baby, 0-3.

We still don’t know who paid for this.

On U.S. 50 westbound, east of Powell Gardens in west central Missouri.

And still counting…

Election 2012: Results

President

[Barack] Obama [D] – 62,615,406 votes – 51%

[Mitt] Romney [R] – 59,142,004 votes – 48%

[emphasis added]

U. S. Senator (3387 of 3387 Precincts Reported)

Claire McCaskill Democrat 1,484,700 54.7%

Todd Akin Republican 1,063,702 39.2%

[….]

U.S. Representative – District 5 (387 of 387 Precincts Reported)

Emanuel Cleaver II Democrat 196,467 60.2%

Jacob Turk Republican 121,437 37.2%

[….]

[emphasis added]

Now what?

Previously: Uh, who’s paying for this? (August 17, 2012)