Yesterday:

Mark Alford @markalfordkc
Unicorns are NOT real.
The sun rises in the east.
What goes up must come down.

Just in case you’re starting to question reality. #bizarroworld
8:59 AM · Apr 6, 2023

Mark Alford (r) doesn’t ever hold open public town halls in his district.

Some of the responses:

When a local tv news anchor gets seated on the House Armed Services Committee ahead of dozens of military veterans with a career in uniform already behind them.

#bizarroworld

Banning books, getting involved in healthcare decisions, telling folks what to wear and who to love goes against the constitution. Just in case you were wondering.

Says an awful person who will be hosting @RepMTG on April 15!!

Seriously, she’s done & said horrendous things!! Why would you even associate with her?
Alford, this says a lot about you. Nothing good!

Ok fun I’ll go: Criminals ARE indicted

Morning show host is a congressman. Bizarro indeed.

And a second-rate newsreader becomes a congressman!

I started questioning reality when you got elected.

This is how you represent us? Pathetic

And a talking head moves into a district that he has never lived in to win an election. Go back to knobtown. Weren’t you the Mayor there?

Shut up, Mark
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What is bizarre?

And the party of law and order No longer believes in that if their corrupt idol is held accountable. Elections are only rigged if you lose. I used to respect you as a journalist. What a shame…

Biden won a free and fair election in 2020.
Trump cheated on all his wives.
The House Republicans have not proposed a budget.
Books don’t kill people; guns kill people.
Clarence Thomas has received gifts in the tens of thousands and has not reported them.

Important truths.

Again, why the fuck are you popping into my time line? I don’t need your right wing rhetoric harshing my mellow…go away ass hat.

Also yesterday:

Mark Alford @markalfordkc
So good to be with you and your wife and the young Republicans who are the future of our great nation!!!

Senator Denny Hoskins, CPA @DLHoskins
Thank you ⁦@markalfordkc⁩ for visiting Warrensburg and our ⁦@UCMMULES⁩ College Republicans. Keep up the good fight in D.C.! ⁦@HouseGOP⁩ ⁦@MissouriGOP⁩ ⁦@JacomoGOP⁩ #moleg
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8:14 PM · Apr 6, 2023

Big crowd.

Hmmm. Missed it by that much.