Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
The ultimate insult
6:19 PM · Jul 12, 2022
Some of the responses:
A friend lives down the street from you in Virginia. She says you haven’t lived in Missouri for years and years.
It’s true. You don’t even live there.
Right?! You represent Virginia!
Tell me about it. You don’t live in Missouri.
Right? I mean, you don’t even live here!
What? That you’re from Missouri?
What, that you live in Missouri?
Which he doesn’t, by the way.
You mean the “Missouri” part, since you live in Virginia?
Right. You don’t actually live in Missouri, so.
I know right? You live in Virginia [….]
Hey Josh! I live in Virginia too.
You’re right, you’re not even from Missouri.
Yeah, don’t you live in Virginia?
Thoughts and prayers
Then again, you haven’t lived in Missouri for years.
The MO, since you live in Virginia?