Tonight:

Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
I hope Biden explains tonight why he surrendered America’s energy independence & apologizes for it. I’ll be watching from home. I refuse to submit to a Covid test to sit in a room of fully vaccinated people in a Capitol ringed with barricades to satisfy Joe Biden’s Covid theater
7:18 PM · Mar 1, 2022

“…I’ll be watching from home…” In old Virginia.

“…I refuse to submit to a Covid test to sit in a room of fully vaccinated people…” You sure about that?

Asshat.

Some of the responses:

Hey. Weren’t you just on Tucker’s show last night? Here he is saying he is rooting for Russia. Are you rooting for Russia?
[….]

Hawley seems to root for everyone but the United States

I hope you don’t show your ass tonight and embarrass Missouri again.

So you won’t be listening from Missouri

Virginia!

If you can’t be bothered, then how about giving up your seat for someone who actually cares about their constituents?

You’re a coward. You had to get a test. Boo hoo manly man. The fact is you’re just a pathetic small man. Stay in Virginia. The people of Missouri elected you to do a job but you can’t even do the basics. Show up. Loser. Go podcast and leave us alone.

You won’t be missed

I can’t think of anything that Republicans have done to advance the interests of working people. In fact they are now proposing to raise taxes on low wage workers.

Speak the truth: You refuse to acknowledge that Joe Biden is President through a free and fair election.

You supported Americans to overthrow that result the way Putin is trying to overthrow the duly elected President of Ukraine.

You embarrass Missouri.

You’re an asshole

Good. Nobody wants you there.

Grow up

You are skipping the State of the Union so you can sit on your couch in Virginia? Missouri has an insurrectionist that can’t be bothered with the normal parts of the job as a senator. You’re pathetic.

The cross you bear…you poor thing. A COVID test? My god. What if a nuclear power invaded your country? How inconvenient life and service to your nation would be then.

You will be missed by exactly no one, you tender flower.

Also “from home,” is Virginia, right?

Correct me if I’m wrong but American oil and gas production is increasing year over year, meaning we’re doing more than we did under Trump

How did we lose our independence if we’re doing more of the thing that gave it to us?

Might wanna get a refund on that Ivy League education

The courageous Seditionist Senator from Virginia

From which home. Virginia? Moscow?

Wait, so is he saying everyone’s vaccinated? Like MTG, who swears she won’t get it?

You should also take your ball and go home.

You won’t be missed. Stay home as much as you can.

4 Congress members tested positive yesterday. But hey you do you.

Golly Miss Jane, welcome back to Silver Dollar City.

You were just afraid you’d have to clap for the Ukrainian Ambassador.

I can’t wait to see you finish sixth in the GOP primary behind Don Jr.

Ridiculous poser

Whatever.

No loss.

You won’t be missed, I’m sure.