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Attorney General, desperation, Eric Greitens, Eric Schmitt, Marxism, missouri, republican primary, right wingnut, social media, Twitter, U.S. Senate

No matter how desperately he tries he’s not going to outdo the political résumé of Eric Greitens (r) in Missouri.

Eric Schmitt (r) [2021 file photo].

Last night:

Eric Schmitt @Eric_Schmitt
Fight tyranny. Crush Marxism. Love America. [….]
8:21 PM · Jan 20, 2022

There is much hilarity in the responses:

Drink! [….]

Republicans control the house, senate and executive branch of Missouri government. Yet, if I took a drink every time a Missouri Republican used the work “tyranny”, I would need to be treated for alcohol poisoning.

Define tyranny and Marxism and where you are seeing them in America! And cite your sources.

He can’t.

Rock bridge elementary school still wearing those mask. Why don’t you go to court against that?

Why doesn’t he go to court against his kids’ school? [….]

Man, this guy is really getting desperate

We noticed that, too.

How about fighting a virus. Respecting your neighbors isn’t tyranny. Try Keeping kids in school instead of fighting to perpetuate the virus in our schools.

Yeah, we read about that somewhere…

Marxism hasn’t shut down 62 Public School Districts in Missouri this month & flooded our hospitals so severely they’ve required Federal help. Covid has. You’ve fought every mitigation action against Covid, yet the non existent “Marxism” is the boogeyman you’re using?

He gets results!

Foreign policy for $200, please. Who is Marie Yovanovitch?

The desperate pandering is humorous if not repulsive

Fight tyranny, Crush Fascism, Love America.

Sounded good in your head I’m sure

Fight Jabs. Crush Local Control. Love myself. [….]

Blah, blah, blah. You are a broken record

Is a capitol insurrection tyranny? Only one correct answer. You may sit down after your answer. #GOPCoup

You have a crush on Marxism

That’s exactly what they told him at his junior high school lunch table.

Can you please retweet this wearing the cowboy hat and boots so we know you really mean it? Also, why would the party of small gov’t sue individual school districts, even though you will lose?

Dang it Missouri, our AG has been drinking again.

Delete your account

Vote out authoritarian weasels.

Please define Marxism first, Eric.

Also, resign.

Tyranny is an AG who goes around suing school districts for trying to take steps to protect their children, teachers, and their community.

YOU are the tyrant.

All you guys have are trigger words to rile up your base. None of which any of them can actually define.

The GOP has no substance. Just a lot hate.

You’re losing to a sexual predator so this bumper sticker slogan doesn’t seem to be working.

You really became a full-on clown to try to win this upcoming election, huh.
Meanwhile you’re going to lose the primary to a guy who should be in jail for SEVERAL reasons. Bravo, Eric.