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Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…

Last night:

Eric Schmitt
It was great to be back at Mar-a-Lago and spend some time with President Trump during the holiday season. Merry Christmas! #MOSEN #MAGA #AmericaFirst
7:44 PM · Dec 23, 2021

There was much hilarity in the reponses:

How much is your fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago going to cost?

Are you going to ask Trump about what he said to his three wives after he cheated on them?

Did you have a kiss for Daddy?

Anyone want to take bets if Eric will pin this tweet?

Which Eric?

Not a good place to go looking for your soul.

I think he’s selling his soul.


Sold. Selling was long ago.

Why would you even consider going there? You think this is impressive?

Are you at a hardware store because all I see are two colossal tools.

Y’all comparing notes on how to lose lawsuits?

The man that encourages everyone get vaccinated. Am I paying for this?

One way or another.

That’s one way to spend the holidays [….]

This isn’t the flex you think it is.

This picture doesn’t say what he thinks it does.

On the left: A double vaccinated man who knows Trump lost the 2020 election. On the right: A man who knows Trump lost the 2020 election who is double-vaccinated.

This is hilariously sad and so pathetic

You stink of desperation and septuagenarian flop sweat.

Eric Schmitt (r) [2021 file photo].