“Useless laws weaken the necessary laws.” – Charles-Louis de Secondat, baron de La Brède et de Montesquieu (1689 – 1755)
We now know with certainty what qualifies for republican sainthood in Missouri.
Holly Rehder (r) [2013 file photo].
FIRST REGULAR SESSION
SENATE BILL NO. 532 [pdf]
101ST GENERAL ASSEMBLY
INTRODUCED BY SENATOR REHDER.
2586S.01I ADRIANE D. CROUSE, SecretaryAN ACT
To amend chapter 9, RSMo, by adding thereto one new section relating to Rush Limbaugh day.
Be it enacted by the General Assembly of the State of Missouri, as follows:
Section A. Chapter 9, RSMo, is amended by adding thereto one new section, to be known as section 9.319, to read as follows:
9.319. January twelfth each year is hereby designated as “Rush Limbaugh Day” in Missouri. Citizens of this state are encouraged to celebrate the day by participating in appropriate events and activities to remember the life of the famous Missourian and groundbreaking radio host.
“…Citizens of this state are encouraged to celebrate the day by participating in appropriate events and activities…”
Any bets on what some people will consider “appropriate events and activities”? Heh.
Previously:
Gaslighting as a way of life (February 17, 2021)
An Icon of what? (February 18, 2021)
HB 1200: to celebrate the reality of Missouri (February 19, 2021)
An appropiate event would be to burn images of Rush Limbaugh throughout the state.