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Why we can’t have nice things

31 Tuesday Dec 2019

Posted by Michael Bersin in social media

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Donald Trump, Embassy, Iran, Iraq, social media, Twitter

This afternoon:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
The Anti-Benghazi!
3:38 PM · Dec 31, 2019

WTF does that mean?

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…

We’re doomed.

Previously:

It’s the End of the World as We Know It (December 31, 2019)

It’s the End of the World as We Know It

31 Tuesday Dec 2019

Posted by Michael Bersin in social media

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Tags

Donald Trump, Iran, Iraq, sabre-rattling, social media, Twitter

This morning:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Iran killed an American contractor, wounding many. We strongly responded, and always will. Now Iran is orchestrating an attack on the U.S. Embassy in Iraq. They will be held fully responsible. In addition, we expect Iraq to use its forces to protect the Embassy, and so notified!
6:02 AM · Dec 31, 2019

Perfect timing, as always.

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…

We’re doomed.

Client state

16 Monday Sep 2019

Posted by Michael Bersin in social media

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Donald Trump, Iran, oil, Saudi Arabia, social media, The Kingdom, Twitter

That would be the United States.

Yesterday, from Donald Trump (r):

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Saudi Arabia oil supply was attacked. There is reason to believe that we know the culprit, are locked and loaded depending on verification, but are waiting to hear from the Kingdom as to who they believe was the cause of this attack, and under what terms we would proceed!
5:50 PM · Sep 15, 2019

“…waiting to hear from the Kingdom as to who they believe was the cause of this attack, and under what terms we would proceed!”

A few of the responses on Twitter:

Translation: I will use the American military to do the bidding of Saudi Arabia because Jared still needs that sweet, sweet Saudi oil money to bail out his family’s shitty real estate deals.

America First!!

You didn’t believe they killed Jamal Khashoggi. Why should we believe anything they say about the attack?

No one believes you

Saudi Arabia is waging a terrible war in Yemen, which we are supplying despite a clear rebuke by Congress, and Yemeni forces attacked them. If they want to stop attacks on themselves, they should try ending their war in Yemen, not dragging US into an insane war against Iran.

Resign.

Saudi Arabia spent billions in advanced air defenses to stop jet fighters when they should’ve been looking out for cheap ass drones from Radio Shack. They should take the L and learn to be better next time. Also, spend less time killing a guy about to get married with a bone saw.

So we r waiting for the Saudis to tell u what the next move is?! R u serious?!

You report to the American people, not some prince in Saudi Arabia, you orange dumbfuck

Omg… right! let’s wait for the Saudi prince MBS to see what he says. Because he was so truthful about Mr. Khashoggi…

Here’s a wild idea. Let other countries fight their own wars.

The President of the United States just tweeted that he’s waiting to get his orders from “The Kingdom.”
This kingdom murders journalist who disagree with them. This kingdom raised 15 men who flew airplanes into our buildings on 9/11.

So the Saudis tell us what to do now?

That’s right. You always believe what the Kingdom says. They own you. You are so weak.

Nice of you to admit you are waiting orders from one of your bosses. How much are you getting paid?

You don’t work for Saudi Arabia. You work for us…I mean Putin

“No blood for oil.”

We had a little secret…

31 Saturday Aug 2019

Posted by Michael Bersin in social media

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Tags

data spillage, Donald Trump, Iran, social media, Twitter

We knew. They knew that we knew. They probably had a good idea what we knew. Now the know.

Donald Trump (r) tweeted the image out to the world:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
The United States of America was not involved in the catastrophic accident during final launch preparations for the Safir SLV Launch at Semnan Launch Site One in Iran. I wish Iran best wishes and good luck in determining what happened at Site One.
[….]
12:44 PM · Aug 30, 2019

Trolling Iran.

Nice resolution we’ve got there. You think it was dialed back for inclusion in his brief? Just asking.

If you have a security clearance you might notify the appropriate authority in writing that you’ve been inadvertently exposed to data spillage.

In case you’re thinking I was causing even more damage by posting the information:

That’s 63,700,000 Twitter followers, give or take a few.

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…

Sen. Josh Hawley (r): you can’t keep it straight

24 Monday Jun 2019

Posted by Michael Bersin in Josh Hawley, Resist, social media, US Senate

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#resist, Donald Trump, Iran, Josh Hawley, missouri, social media, Twitter, U.S. Senate

Josh Hawley (r) [2016 file photo].

From Missouri’s junior right wingnut sycophant in the U.S. Senate:

Josh Hawley @HawleyMO
.@realDonaldTrump slapped new sanctions on Iran today. Showing toughness and strategic judgment, which is more than you can say for his DC critics. Keep up the pressure but on our terms. POTUS also right that other countries need to step up & help protect the Strait
12:02 PM – 24 Jun 2019

Somebody wins the Internets today. One of the responses:

American Carnage @Cynfulfan
Replying to @HawleyMO @realDonaldTrump
Is it Strait or Straight? You can’t both be right.
1:38 PM – 24 Jun 2019

Alrighty then.

Hindsite

21 Friday Jun 2019

Posted by Michael Bersin in social media

≈ 1 Comment

Tags

Donald Trump, Iran, social media, Twitter

This morning:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
….On Monday they shot down an unmanned drone flying in International Waters. We were cocked & loaded to retaliate last night on 3 different sights when I asked, how many will die. 150 people, sir, was the answer from a General. 10 minutes before the strike I stopped it, not….
8:03 AM – 21 Jun 2019

That’s some insite.

Previously:

America did the same on November 8, 2016 (June 20, 2019)

America did the same on November 8, 2016

20 Thursday Jun 2019

Posted by Michael Bersin in social media

≈ 1 Comment

Tags

Donald Trump, drone, Iran, social media, Twitter

This morning:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Iran made a very big mistake!
9:15 AM – 20 Jun 2019

“Cry ‘Havoc!,’ and let slip the dogs of war.”

13 Thursday Jun 2019

Posted by Michael Bersin in social media

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Tags

Donald Trump, Iran, Mike Pompeo, social media, Twitter, War

Today, from the United States Secretary of State:

Secretary Pompeo @SecPompeo
It is the assessment of the U.S. government that Iran is responsible for today’s attacks in the Gulf of Oman. These attacks are a threat to international peace and security, a blatant assault on the freedom of navigation, and an unacceptable escalation of tension by Iran.
[….]
1:27 PM – 13 Jun 2019

Wag the dog.

Wag the dog

19 Sunday May 2019

Posted by Michael Bersin in social media

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Donald Trump, Iran, social media, Twitter, wag the dog

Uh oh.

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump
If Iran wants to fight, that will be the official end of Iran. Never threaten the United States again!
3:25 PM – 19 May 2019

Wag the dog

15 Wednesday May 2019

Posted by Michael Bersin in Uncategorized

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Donald Trump, Iran, Iraq, Shia, wag the dog, War

Wait, they haven’t erected the statues to honor George W. Bush yet.

Today:

Security Alert – U. S. Embassy Baghdad, Iraq
Location: Nationwide
Event: The U.S. State Department has ordered the departure of non-emergency U.S. Government employees from Iraq, both at the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad and the U.S. Consulate in Erbil. Normal visa services at both posts will be temporarily suspended. The U.S. government has limited ability to provide emergency services to U.S. citizens in Iraq.[….]

Iraq Travel Advisory
Travel Advisory
May 15, 2019
Iraq – Level 4: Do Not Travel
Do not travel to Iraq due to terrorism, kidnapping, and armed conflict.
U.S. citizens in Iraq are at high risk for violence and kidnapping. Numerous terrorist and insurgent groups are active in Iraq and regularly attack both Iraqi security forces and civilians. Anti-U.S. sectarian militias may also threaten U.S. citizens and Western companies throughout Iraq. Attacks by improvised explosive devices (IEDs) occur in many areas of the country, including Baghdad.
The U.S. government’s ability to provide routine and emergency services to U.S. citizens in Iraq is extremely limited. On May 15, 2019, the Department of State ordered the departure of non-emergency U.S. government employees from the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad and the U.S. Consulate in Erbil; normal visa services will be temporarily suspended at both posts. On October 18, 2018, the Department of State ordered the temporary suspension of operations at the U.S. Consulate General in Basrah. The American Citizens Services (ACS) Section at the U.S. Embassy Baghdad will continue to provide consular services to U.S. citizens in Basrah.
U.S. citizens should not travel through Iraq to Syria to engage in armed conflict, where they would face extreme personal risks (kidnapping, injury, or death) and legal risks (arrest, fines, and expulsion). The Kurdistan Regional Government stated that it will impose prison sentences of up to ten years on individuals who illegally cross the border. Additionally, fighting on behalf of, or supporting designated terrorist organizations, is a crime that can result in penalties, including prison time and large fines in the United States.
Due to risks to civil aviation operating within or in the vicinity of Iraq, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has issued a Notice to Airmen (NOTAM) and/or a Special Federal Aviation Regulation (SFAR). For more information, U.S. citizens should consult the Federal Aviation Administration’s Prohibitions, Restrictions and Notices.

And, in April:

Iran Travel Advisory
Travel Advisory
April 9, 2019
Iran – Level 4: Do Not Travel
Do not travel to Iran due to the risk of kidnapping, arrest, detention of U.S. citizens.
There is a very high risk of kidnapping, arrest, and detention of U.S. citizens in Iran, particularly dual national Iranian-Americans. Iranian authorities continue to unjustly detain and imprison U.S. citizens, particularly Iranian-Americans, including students, journalists, business travelers, and academics, on charges including espionage and posing a threat to national security. Consular access to detained U.S. citizens is often denied.
The U.S. government does not have diplomatic or consular relations with the Islamic Republic of Iran. The U.S. government is unable to provide emergency services to U.S. citizens in Iran.
Due to risks to civil aviation operating within or in the vicinity of Iran, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has issued a Notice to Airmen (NOTAM) and/or a Special Federal Aviation Regulation (SFAR). For more information U.S. citizens should consult Federal Aviation Administration’s Prohibitions, Restrictions and Notices.[….]

Something’s coming.

Previously:

The Tweet of War (May 14, 2019)

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