Today:

Congressman Mark Alford
[December 13, 2023]
Today, the House is set to vote on an impeachment inquiry into Joe Biden.
I’ve long called for this impeachment inquiry and for us to follow the facts wherever they may lead.
House Republicans will uncover the truth.
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There is much hilarity in the responses:

Wishes in one hand and BULLSH*T in the other. The GQP has been desperately searching for SOME thing for over 5 years and hasn’t come up with a single thing – AGAIN. BENGHAZI!! HER EMAILS!! [….]

Trump pulling your Partys’ puppet strings much?
Jack Smith’s Supreme Court move is really eating at the Orange one.
He will be on trial before elections and is throwing a tantrum.
So let’s distract from important matters of budget and money to Ukraine and Israel by spewing this nonsense.
You and your ilk do not deserve the salary and benefits we the taxpayers are supporting you with!

“Republicans will uncover the truth.” After years of investigating Biden Republicans have found nothing illegal. But go ahead and do this then go back to complaining about the border. Do something!

“House Republicans will uncover the truth.”
I spit out my coffee I laughed so hard.
The GOP knows the truth like an Orange Defendant weighs 215 pounds.

they won’t even let Hunter Biden testify publicly. That says it all.

Man, there are House Republicans who still can’t accept the truth that Joe Biden won the 2020 election. Your own supporters are posting that there isn’t a real war between Ukraine and Russia while your caucus is preparing to deliver a giant merry Christmas present to Vladimir Putin. The justice department is prosecuting Hunter Biden and, unlike the felons who were close to Donald Trump, Hunter isn’t getting a pardon. So far there has been no evidence of “high crimes and misdemeanors” as required for impeachment in the Constitution but I guess that distracts from House Republicans inability to pass anything that would actually help people. Very disappointed in you. I expected better than a MAGA echo.

Jason Woodson – And Trump never cheated on a pregnant Melania with a porn star.
And Trump is going to build a great big beautiful wall. And Mexico will pay for it.
And Trump is going to repeal and replace ObamaCare. In fact, the replacement plan is on the shelf and ready for release anytime.
And Trump never sexually assaulted anyone.
Alford should tell us again about House Republicans and truth.
Hey, I wonder if in addition to the truck payments, the House Republicans will find Hunter also reimbursed his dad for an oil change on the truck. OMG!!!!

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I’m laughing at the gullible fools in the GOP – including you and Alford – to believe anything the Serial Orange Liar says.
Graduated top of his class, right?

The most-compromised President in history?
Hardly, Mark, but you never miss a chance at hyperbole.
There’s nothing there, Mark. Waste the time and money on this frivolous pursuit, then profess fiscal responsibility.

“We don’t have the evidence now, but we may find it later.”
Rep. Michael McCaul (R-Texas)

“We don’t have the evidence now, but we may find it later.”
Rep. Michael McCaul (R-Texas)

Oh goodie the clown shows continues