Hawley Concerned That Being a Coward Is Overshadowing His Work as a Fascist
By Andy Borowitz
July 25, 2022
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“People are focussing on the totally chickenshit Josh Hawley and ignoring the lusting-for-autocracy Josh Hawley,” he complained.

Hawley’s press conference was cut short after a reporter asked a question and the senator ran away.

Heh.