Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Play College Football!
1:13 PM · Aug 10, 2020
Some of the responses:
Ride a bike?
How about walking down a ramp?
Was that right?
Oh look another thing you’ve ruined by your incompetence
Meanwhile… people aren’t getting their medication because Trump is playing politics with the postal service.
“Just how many college kids do I have to kill so we can pretend everything is normal in the months before the election?”
— Donald, screaming at someone on his TV screen.
Dodge the Vietnam Draft!
Walk down a ramp!
Where is your COVID 19 testing plan?
I get this strange feeling that the president should be addressing more pressing issues
Catch this pass Bonespur!
Listen up college students! Get out there and do your part to spread the Covid virus to everyone you come in contact with!
We need to go back to the days when young people risked their lives in an Arena!
It worked great for Ancient Rome.
Wait, wasn’t there a novel and movie series?
If only there had been a competent national response to the pandemic back in March…
Release your tax returns!
What if the players kneel?
Your ongoing negligence and dishonesty about the pandemic is why it’s still so out of control in the United States, and why there’s no college football season. This is entirely on you. At least own it, you fucking thug!
Elect Joe Biden!
Correctly pronounce a word with two or more syllables.
On Super Nintendo or Sega Genesis?
Go golfing, grandpa.
And on and on…